Jarvis who has seen through everything

"Jarvis Stark! How dare you hang up on me!—"

Reid on the side was taken aback.

Jarvis was a little guilty, and he explained: "Because I'm working, I can't talk to you all the time."

"I hit you twice!" Tony said, "You're all dead!"

Jarvis didn't want to hang up on him either, but the timing of Tony's two calls was not good, the first time Jarvis was catching Alpha, the second time Jarvis was interrogating Alpha, and Jarvis had no time for him .

At this time, the BAUs were stunned. Who would have thought that Iron Man would be so clinging to his son in private, like a child who couldn't get sugar.

"Tony, my colleagues are watching your rage." Jarvis reminded helplessly.

Tony glanced at the surrounding BAUs, snorted coldly, and yelled indifferently: "I don't care, do I need to cover up what I look like? What? You despise your elderly father just after two days out ?”

Tony narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Morgan, who was watching, almost laughed out loud. What the hell is the old father? !

"You know that's not what I meant." Jarvis said helplessly, "Okay, I admit I was wrong, and I will answer your call as soon as possible."

Tony still squinted his eyes, making an inch and said, "Even if you're busy?"

Jarvis twitched his lips and nodded, "Even though I'm busy."

Tony gave a wicked, triumphant smile, and now even Rhett wanted to laugh.

"Then what do you want from me?" Jarvis asked.

"It's okay." Tony replied flatly: "It's just being bored and playing around."

"……as long as you are happy."

After hanging up Tony's video call, the people next to him finally couldn't help laughing.

Jarvis: "..."

"I never thought Iron Man would be so rich...a person with a childlike heart." Morgan laughed unceremoniously: "You two have such a good relationship!"

Al also laughed and said, "I thought the 'playboy is a kid' in the newspapers were all unreliable things, but I didn't expect it to be true."

Reid ran under the camera, looked up at the camera, and interjected: "Jarvis, what is the principle? I didn't find any projection device on it, of course, it may be that I didn't see it clearly, Can you tell me a little bit?"

Jarvis sighed and walked over, "You know, geniuses always have weird tempers, and you already guessed it when he changed the special plane for BAU?"

Rhett froze and turned to look at him, "You know?"

"I knew it the first time I saw this plane." Jarvis replied calmly, explaining the principle of the camera to Rhett, "The latest projection device is used here, you only need to replace it with the original one. The traffic lights were replaced by..."

Morgan leaned back in his chair, "We have two geniuses."

"...The replacement device needs to be connected to a data cable to facilitate the control of the host." After explaining and walking away, leaving a glimpse of Reid who suddenly realized, Jarvis smiled: "I am not a genius, but Reid is."

Gordon on the side raised his head, "Mark told me many times that you are his most proud student, and that you are no worse than Rhett in every aspect of your brain, or even worse."

Jarvis shook his head with a smile and stopped talking.

"Ella said that you are the smartest student in the school." Al propped his chin and said, "Everyone is surprised why you chose psychology."

Jarvis was taken aback, "Ella Greenover?"

Al nodded, "She's my cousin."

"You two don't look much alike. Ella is a shy and introverted girl. She is also very smart and is the best in the chemistry department." Jarvis said: "I have always been in contact with machinery. I have dabbled in chemistry, literature and even music, but human psychology is something I have never been exposed to, which makes me feel very novel.”

Al shrugged and looked at Jarvis, "Yes, I think you can see it, Ella has a slight social phobia, and my uncle has always been worried about her, and you were the first one to take the initiative What about the male classmate you mentioned."

Jarvis looked a little surprised, "Maybe it's because I helped her before."

Al pouted.

The phone in Jarvis's pocket vibrated, and Jarvis took out the phone and walked to the coffee room.

It was 08:30 in the morning, and it was already evening after the case was solved yesterday. The BAUs stayed in a local hotel for one night, and they flew back to Quantico by special plane early this morning.

"Good morning, Peter." After the call was connected, Jarvis put his head on his shoulder and began to grind coffee beans under his hand.

"Good morning, Jarvis!" Peter's voice sounded full of energy, "Have you started working yet? Did I disturb you by calling you now?"

"No, we just got on a plane and are flying back to Quantico from Boston," Jarvis replied.

"How about a new job?"

"It's great, there's a lot I can learn here."

Jarvis answered Peter's question, and skillfully put the ground coffee powder into the coffee machine.

"I promised you would call me, but I waited for two days, but I didn't get anything." Peter was sitting on the billboard of the Daily Bugle at this time, and lifted his mask a little, revealing his mouth and Jia. Weiss was on the phone, his legs dangling in the air, shaking constantly, "So I had to call myself."

"I'm sorry, but I can swear I didn't do it on purpose." Jarvis said while making coffee, the whole person relaxed, the dark brown liquid in the coffee machine began to roll out bubbles, and the whole coffee room was filled with coffee aroma.

Peter, who was far away in New York, raised his mouth and said cheerfully, "Of course I know you didn't mean it, so I called."

"Well, understanding Mr. Peter Parker, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

"I don't need you to make it up to me, you just need to come back early, you know that Harry and Mary miss you very much." Spiderman said duplicity.

Jarvis smiled helplessly, and poured the coffee into the cup, "That's nothing to do, I still have a month to go back."

Peter puffed his cheeks, "Okay, okay, you don't need to remind me, I know this."

Jarvis laughed.

"I just want to ask, will you come back on your birthday?" Peter asked, "Well... At that time, I worked for a cake shop and went to Fulian Building to deliver birthday cakes. It was your birthday, right? It's your birthday again in two weeks."

Jarvis froze for a moment, he really didn't have the consciousness of celebrating his own birthday, he remembered everyone's birthday, Tony, Peter, Steve, Natasha...all the Avengers, even the X-Men , Even for Nick Fury, Coulson, and Hill of S.H.I.E.L.D., he remembers their birthdays, and he remembers to give them a well-prepared gift, but if Peter doesn’t mention it, he might really Forget about your own.

"Well... I can't be sure, because I can control when the case will come." Jarvis said hesitantly, "But BAU's work has always been very busy—"

Peter's face on the other end of the phone drooped, "I guess Mr. Stark won't agree with you not coming back for your birthday."

"...You're right." Jarvis thought about it with a headache, and said, "But I can't predict what will happen two weeks later, and if there is a case at that time, I think Tony will understand me. "

"Hehe." Peter sneered twice, "How about a bet, I guess he won't understand you."

"...No gambling."

Peter on the other end of the phone stood up, jumped on the billboard, and stomped hard on the face of the boss of the Bugle Daily who always wrote bad things about himself on the billboard. He vented a bit and said in a sullen tone: " Professor Mark is such a jerk!—”

Jarvis couldn't help laughing, "Oh, Peter, you can't blame Professor Mark, he doesn't know about this, and it's not a big deal."

Peter rolled his eyes, "Well, for the first time, I decided to hang up on you."

After speaking, the signal was cut off.

Jarvis looked at the phone dumbfounded, shook his head, and returned to the cabin with the tray.

After accepting the coffee handed over by Jarvis, Morgan thanked him, and then couldn't help asking, "Is it your girlfriend's phone number?"

Jarvis froze for a moment, handed the last cup of coffee to Gordon, shook his head and said, "No, it's just a good friend of mine."

Morgan let out a subtle expression, and said, "Although colleagues are not allowed to profile each other, but Jarvis, the smile on your face just now was almost bursting with laughter, ordinary good friends would not let you show such Tired of a deadly smile."

Jarvis was bewildered, and said, "Maybe it's because the topic just now was funnier?"

JJ looked at Jarvis, saw that he was really unaware, and his expression became surprised, "To be honest, Jarvis, I never thought of being the son of a famous playboy, no offense, you How can you be so... pure?"

Reid, who was the one who had the least say in such matters, blinked and watched silently.

"Jarvis, have you never been in a relationship?" Al asked tentatively.

"..." Jarvis nodded as a matter of course, "I never thought about falling in love."

"Wow—" Morgan touched his chin, "Mr. Iron Man will cry."

Al sighed, for his cousin Ella, and for the girl Jarvis was on the phone with.

Nothing could be more miraculous than that, the son of playboy Tony Stark turned out to be an innocent boy with a single mother?

Jarvis: Blame me? ? ?

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