Jarvis who has seen through everything

Every time the case is over, the BAUs need to write a report. There is a huge pile of documents on Morgan's desk, and he buries himself in it, frowning.

Al walked past his position with a cup of coffee, then backed up, raised his eyebrows, and jokingly said, "Do you need me to help you?"

Morgan's eyes brightened, "Of course!"

Al didn't go to pick up the documents that Morgan handed over immediately, but leaned on his desk, took a sip of coffee, and said slowly: "Then how about doing me a favor?"

Morgan narrowed his eyes and looked at her vigilantly, "Let's talk about what to see first."

Al showed a harmless smile, and moved closer to Morgan's ear.

After Al straightened up, Morgan looked at her with subtle eyes, "Tell me it's not what I think?"

Al rolled his eyes, "I'm for Ella."

Morgan looked relieved, "Okay, okay, it's not that hard, so why don't you go yourself?"

"It can be seen that Jarvis already has someone he likes, although he may not know it himself, so since that person is not Ella, I don't want Ella to get too involved." Al frowned and said: "Jarvis is really attractive, but I still hope that Ella can take it easy, you boys can discuss this more easily."

At this time Jarvis and Rhett walked into the office, and Rhett looked a little worried.

Morgan glanced at them, shrugged, and whispered, "As you wish."

Al held the coffee, took the document handed over by Morgan, and returned to his place.

Morgan turned his head and waved to Red, and said in a good mood: "Red, how about the gun test?"

Rhett gave him a sad look, and sat back in his seat without saying a word.

"Don't do this, little doctor." Then, Morgan took out a whistle from the drawer, stood up and walked over to put it on Rhett's neck, and said with a serious face: "We are all by your side to support you, if you If you need us, just blow the whistle."

After speaking, he left with a smile.

Angrily, Rhett pulled the whistle down and threw it on the table.

"Yesterday afternoon, there was a shooting in Franklin Park in Des Plaines. Three victims were shot at a long distance. This is the third shooting in two weeks." JJ walked over in a hurry, holding his hand The information in it is distributed to everyone.

"Sniper?" Al asked.

"We are more used to call him LDSK," Hodge said.

Red looked up and explained, "Serial killers shot at long range."

Jarvis frowned, "In the case of the FBI, no such case has been solved with profiling."

Gordon looked at him in surprise, "Yes, there isn't one."

……

"Our data shows that most of them are men and have experience in law enforcement or military service."

On the plane, Hodge talked about the data of previous similar cases.

"Show off, or relive the crime process?" JJ said.

"All of them." Gordon sat in the corner seat as usual, and said, "Serial killers enjoy the process of killing and torturing. Some of them will take away the victim's belongings, or return to the scene to communicate with the corpse. Connect with the dead, but long-range shooting serial killers don't."

"But he didn't contact anyone," Morgan said.

"He will," Hodge said.

Jarvis flipped through the information, with a subtle expression on his face, "Franklin Park is a relatively large park in Des Plaines, but why isn't there a surveillance camera installed there?"

Hodge was stunned, and said: "Most parks in the United States will not install surveillance cameras, because it is generally believed that they are places for entertainment and relaxation, so the public will not like to be monitored there."

"This is not good news." Jarvis frowned when he saw that the murderer in the information used shotgun bullets.

……

After arriving in Des Plaines, Hodge, Morgan and Red went to Frank Park to investigate the scene of the victim, while Jarvis, JJ, Al and Gordon came to the hospital.

Pushing open the door and entering, the two people inside frowned as they looked at the group of uninvited people.

"Sorry, we are discussing the case at hand."

"This is Dr. Neil Erstach, a surgeon, and Dr. Barry Landman, a trauma specialist." The commissioner introduced: "These are FBI profilers, Agent Gordon, Jean Agents and Agent Greenover and Agent Stark."

Landman glanced at Jarvis and said, "Jarvis Stark?"

"Hello, Mr. Landman." Jarvis smiled politely.

Gordon stepped forward to shake hands with the two doctors, but Dr. Landman refused.

"Sorry, I never shake hands, I only use them for other things."

"Okay." Gordon expressed his understanding, "I can understand."

Dr. Landman showed an unruly smile, "Then, as behavior analysts, what do you do?"

Gao Gao explained: "Look at the victim's trauma to get information about the murderer..."

At this time, the phone in Jarvis's pocket vibrated suddenly, "Sorry, I'm going out for a while."

Walking into the corridor, Jarvis answered the strange call.

"Hello."

"Good morning! Lao Jia!" Deadpool's voice rang cheerfully on the other end of the phone, "I'm here again! Do you know that I lost my mobile phone after I came, but luckily I remembered Keep your phone number, or I will go to the Avengers Building to find you."

"Find me?"

"Yeah! That damn green guy threw me out of his house! Well, I know he has nothing to do with me in this world, but he is so rude! So I decided to come to you, my old friend!" Dead The waiter stood on the roof of a large truck, dancing and yelling to the other end of the phone.

Jarvis's temples twitched, "Sorry, Wade, I'm an intern at the FBI recently, and I'm on a business trip these days, so there may be no way..."

"I know, I know!" Deadpool interrupted before he finished speaking: "I read the newspaper, and it was full of news about your entry into the BAU, and according to the latest news on the Internet, you are now in Germany. Sprance, right, I'm on my way there now, don't worry, I know the way!"

"But I can't be distracted when I'm working, Wade." Jarvis tactfully refused.

"Of course you can't be distracted, you have to handle the case well!" Deadpool said thoughtfully: "Don't worry, my dear, I can be your bodyguard to protect you, after all I heard that the FBI's job is quite dangerous, Your super rich dad has already paid me a salary, but if you want me to say that we need a salary in our relationship? But that green guy doesn't know how to be compassionate, my little butt is always red and swollen , so I need medical bills, ummmm that's it."

"... Wade."

"Hmmmm?"

"Now, I'll pay you double your salary and go to New York to protect Tony!" Jarvis said righteously.

On the other end of the phone, Deadpool covered his mouth with one hand in a very girlish manner, and said artificially: "Oh my God! You two are really biological, Tony Super Rich Stark let me tell you, if you come out Double, he will pay triple! Triple, triple!"

Jarvis: "..."

"Don't worry, your father has given me a proper name, he is really considerate." Deadpool cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Now, Wade Get Rich Wilson is the FBI special Armed Security Specialist, will meet with you in half an hour, now it's up to you, Agent Jarvis Stark, to pass on the news to other BAU colleagues, oh oh!"

Jarvis: "..."

Deadpool: "Are you so happy that you explode? Hehehe, wait for me~"

Jarvis: ...Mad is mentally handicapped!

……

When Gordon and the others came out, Jarvis was raising his head and pressing his temple.

"What's wrong?" Gordon asked.

"Bad news." Jarvis opened his eyes and said helplessly, "In half an hour, the higher-ups will send a special armed security commissioner to meet with us and temporarily serve as our new colleague to protect our safety. "

Al raised his eyebrows, "As the FBI, I don't think any of us need protection."

"And why bad news?" JJ asked.

"Because you won't like him." Jarvis said with a headache.

Gordon raised an eyebrow.

……

After Hodge and the others joined them, they also expressed surprise when they heard the news.

"I've never heard of an agent in need of protection in the history of the FBI," Morgan said.

"Sorry, it's all my fault," Jarvis said.

Morgan waved his hand to show he didn't mind.

Rhett pursed his lips, "You said we wouldn't like him, so you know each other, so what kind of person is he?"

Jarvis started to be quite good at controlling his expression, he smiled without a hint of ferocity, and said, "He is a humorous person."

Hodge looked at the time, "There are still 5 minutes."

Jarvis raised his phone and said, "I received a text message, and he will be here soon."

"JJ, go down and meet him." Hodge ordered.

JJ responded, was about to stand up, and then just listened...

"Boom!——" "Clatter!——"

A red figure broke through the window, and the glass shattered instantly. The BAUs reflexively raised their arms to block it, then stood up immediately, quickly pulled out their guns, and pointed at it.

I saw a masked unknown person in a red tights, raised his left hand high, clenched his right hand, made an Ultraman's big move, twisted his crotch, and cheered:

"Dang Dang Dang Dang! The new FBI Special Armed Security Commissioner, Wade Wilson debuted!——"

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