Jarvis who has seen through everything

"I didn't! Jarvis is crazy!—"

And Banner had a sarcastic expression on his face—'You make it up again? '

Tony wiped his face in grief, and turned his gaze to Captain Steve, "Captain, I've never called you that before, do you think it's possible?"

The captain shook his head honestly, "I know this is a misunderstanding."

"But Jarvis..." Hearing this, Banner said hesitantly.

"It's Jarvis that's malfunctioning." Tony interrupted him quickly. He turned around and walked back to the console with some irritability, propping his hands on the table, frowning and staring at the blue translucent screen suspended in mid-air. "I don't know what's wrong with it, but obviously it's serious, he's programmed to mess up and he's talking gibberish."

Banner frowned, and when he seemed to believe it, Jarvis said aggrievedly, "Sir, I didn't malfunction."

"My procedures are pretty normal."

Tony Stark irritatedly called the little clumsy hand to bring a bottle of whiskey, and said, "Shut up, Jarvis, how could you say so much nonsense in a normal way? My name is Captain 'Sweetheart'? Why don't you go to heaven? ?—”

"...sir, you asked me to record every confession you made, saying that it was used to look at your hard road when you succeeded, so I have a video, a total of 89 times."

"..." Dr. Banner.

"..." Captain Steve.

"..." Tony Stark rubbed his twitching and painful brain, "Then you play..."

Before they finished speaking, a large screen was placed in front of the three of them, and the video was playing.

In the video are Tony Stark himself, Steve Rogers himself, and a large group of onlookers. The location is the square in the center of New York City. Tony Stark, dressed in a red and yellow steel suit, fell from the sky and landed on the In front of Captain America in uniform, Tony Stark snapped his fingers handsomely, and then countless rose petals fell from the sky, and the buskers next to him also played the violin in response to the occasion.

Then Iron Man, who took off his mask, strolled up to Steve and knelt down on one knee. Suddenly, he took out a large bouquet of roses from nowhere in his hand. His eyes seemed to be filled with the most intoxicating tenderness, with no regrets, He opened his thin lips lightly, and slowly uttered a sentence: "Sweetheart, I..."

"Stop!" Tony Stark yelled disgustedly at the unbearable Tony Stark, and then the picture paused.

And Steve's face was also a little distorted, as if he wanted to eat and swallow a fly.

Banner, on the other hand, looked puzzled, "Why didn't I know about such a huge formation?"

"Because that's not what I did!" Tony yelled, "It's not me at all!"

"...Well, I can also be sure that there is no such thing." Steve echoed, with a grim face, "That's not me!"

Banner pointed to the frozen picture on the big screen, "Then what's going on?"

"Jarvis, where did this video come from?" Tony asked with a straight face.

"...I recorded it live, sir." Jarvis said after a moment of silence

"Recording time."

“2014年-7月1日-11时：11分。”

"..."

"..."

"...Jarvis, it's 2013." Hearing this, Banner paused.

Jarvis immediately checked the time, and suddenly his voice sounded a little helpless: "...Sorry, sir? I don't know what's going on, I clearly remember that it should be 2017, but I just checked the time and it shows that it is year 2013."

"And I'm pretty sure I didn't have a glitch, I have all the data from 2013-2017 in my database."

"...and you started pursuing Captain Steve on April 2013, 4."

"It's May now." Hearing this, Tony Stark said quickly, "So I will never pursue Steve Rogers!"

Jarvis was at a loss. After all, he had helped Tony’s pursuit of Captain Steve for four years. Four years was enough time to fill his database with all the information about Steve Rogers, but now Tony’s boss Suddenly rejecting Captain Steve so much, he didn't know whether to tell sir about the No. 20 confession plan that had been planned and started to be implemented 90 minutes ago.

I looked at the time again, um, there are still 40 minutes before Stark Tower will fly to pull airships with banners of Captain America and Iron Man and hot air balloons filled with flowers.

Jarvis suddenly panicked.

"Sir, but you said that the person you love the most is Captain Steve—of course, except Mr. and Madam." Jarvis felt that he should work harder.

Tony Stark is almost ashamed to listen, what are these words? !

"Shut up!" Tony Stark yelled angrily, "I can't see this old popsicle!—"

Jarvis aggrievedly turned off his voice device, and then silently started playing another video. Jarvis thought that as long as Tony boss saw the efforts he had made, he would remember the intense love and loyalty.

Tony Stark serious face: No, I refuse.

Then Tony Stark just watched the big screen in the middle of his laboratory, and began to play the videos that destroyed his reputation.

This time the confession took place on the roof of the Avengers Building (Tony: "Hey! The Avengers Building isn't finished yet!——"), still wearing a uniform, obviously a history who was forcibly pulled here just after the battle ended. Captain Tiff stood in the center with a face full of reluctance. He even held a shield in his hand and didn't even take off his mask.

And Natasha and Hawkeye are leading a group of children wearing white lace dresses or white suits to sprinkle flowers around, dancing and singing. Under the sunlight, this scene is extremely beautiful .

"Wait, where did the child come from?" Banner asked suddenly.

"It's the children of Ms. Natasha and Mr. Button." Jarvis began to explain in detail, "The biggest girl is Lilith, the boy with black hair is Regelle, the one who is dancing is Misha, and the oldest one is Lilith. The short ones are Gals and Melinda, twins... Don't you remember, Mr. Banner?"

Banner shook his head: No, I don't remember.

Tony shook his head: ——Very well, this Jarvis must be fake.

In the video, just when all the flowers were about to be scattered, Tony Stark finally appeared. He was dressed in a black suit, followed by all his steel suits, and followed him in line. When he walked slowly to less than one meter away from Captain Steve, all the battle suits behind him flew into the sky together, and then pulled up a huge banner high in the sky, which read: Steve!I love you!

A group of children around started booing "Oh oh oh!"

The video ends here.

"That's the end." Banner blinked, and asked with a lot of meaning, "The captain hasn't spoken yet."

Jarvis hesitated for a few seconds, and said in a tactful tone: "—this is 25 confessions, and the ending is not too optimistic, so..."

"So the captain rejected Stark?" Banner replied gloatingly.

Tony's face was so dark that it couldn't be darker. Now he doesn't know whether he should be happy or angry that he was rejected by Steve Rogers.

Captain Steve was a little embarrassed, trying to reduce his sense of existence.

"——No." Seeing the black face of his boss, Jarvis weighed it for a second, and decided to tell the truth decisively, "It's because you showed up, Dr. Banner."

The video was played again, and the scene was still the same as before. Just when Captain Steve was about to say something, there was a loud 'rumbling' sound, and everyone looked in the direction of the loud noise, trying to see what it was After the noise was made, Natasha and Barton rolled their eyes resolutely, and then quickly pulled their children away from here.

After Natasha and the others left, Hulk' Peng! ’ and jumped to the roof of the Avengers Building, stood in front of Steve and Tony and started roaring:

"Why doesn't Tony like Bruce? Bruce obviously likes Tony the most!—" As he spoke, the huge Hulk sat down in front of Steve and Tony, and began to cry loudly. The thick arm wiped the tears, it was really sad for the hearer and the listener shed tears, it looked extremely pitiful.

The video played here is finally over.

Now it's Banner's turn to make a fool of himself.

"Hahahahahaha!——" Tony started laughing when he saw the scene of Hulk crying aggrievedly. While laughing, he directed Jarvis to take a screenshot of the scene where Hulk was crying just now. In the reporter's building, he laughed and patted the sofa, "I never knew you liked me—hahahaha——"

Steve held back for a long time, and finally couldn't help it anymore, turned his head and began to chuckle softly.

The scene was very embarrassing.

Bruce Banner: I feel like I have cancer of embarrassment.

Then?

Then the gentle Dr. Banner turned into Hulk and ran away...

I can't stop it, I have to smash Tony's laboratory!

The situation is very urgent and the situation is extremely tragic! !

……

— Downstairs in Stark Tower.

After thinking about it, Natasha, the black widow who was still worried that Steve Rogers and Tony Stark had a quarrel and quarreled, decided to visit Stark Tower.

Then I saw that the window glass of the laboratory on the top floor of the building was knocked down by something, 'pop! 'It fell to pieces three meters in front of me.

Natasha's indifferent face: Very well, I'm still late.

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Tony (serious face): Author, come out and let's talk.

Me: Call me little fairy.

Tony: Come on, just talk, not hit you.

Me (tsundere face): Call me Little Fairy.

Tony (takes a deep breath): Where's your face?

Me: Hahahahahaha! ! —God to heaven! ! ! ——This fairy wants to stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun! ! ! ——

and also!

Thank you little angel Zixi for the nutrient solution +1

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