Jarvis who has seen through everything

Natasha's indifferent face: Very well, I'm still late.

She was a little worried at first, but when she received Bruce's "Come quickly" text message, Natasha understood that something must have happened.

Although she was extremely helpless, Natasha still quickened her pace.

After entering the elevator, Natasha faced the camera and tried to contact Jarvis, "Jarvis?"

"Hello, Natasha." Came a sexy male voice full of magnetism.

"The captain got into a fight with Tony?"

"...No." Jarvis said, "Dr. Banner was angry, so the Hulk appeared."

Natasha raised her eyebrows in surprise. In fact, she just asked casually just now, because based on her understanding of Stark and the captain, it is very common for the two of them to fight when they disagree, but Jiawei Si's answer was beyond Natasha's expectation, and she had a bad premonition.

Because with the Hulk, things are going to be... very destructive.

"Oh... that's not too good, so, why?"

"It's all my fault this time." Jarvis, who was exceptionally intelligent, was full of self-blame and annoyance, "I poked Dr. Banner's sore foot, I think I should learn more about the use of human language , so that this kind of thing will not happen again next time.”

Natasha frowned, she couldn't figure it out, she didn't think Jarvis would say anything that could make Bruce go berserk, even though Jarvis was made by Tony Stark, Jarvis was definitely not as powerful as Tony Stark He deserves a beating, and he is very polite and decent in every word and deed. He is a complete gentleman. It is hard to imagine that Jarvis will say anything that can make Bruce go berserk.

"What did you say?" Natasha asked.

"I played the video of Mr. Hulk disrupting the scene of the boss's confession."

Natasha blinked, "When did it happen? Why didn't I know, and why did Bruce do this?——" Natasha, who didn't know why, preconceived that it was Tony's ignorance of his little lover who had a whim Playing romance, completely unaware that the object of the confession is Captain America Steve.

"Because Dr. Banner likes the boss." Jarvis said innocently, "Why don't you remember these things?—"

"Scary!...Who? Who likes whom?!—" The red-haired sexy female agent was startled,

Sensing Natasha's mood swings, Jarvis' tone became even more annoyed, "Did I say something I shouldn't have said again? If so, Miss Natasha, I'm sorry—"

"No...Jarvis, you just need to repeat to me what you just said." Natasha said dryly in a trance.

At this time, the elevator door had already opened, and Natasha walked out, waiting for Tony Stark to let Jarvis open the elevator leading to the laboratory.

"Dr. Banner likes sir, so he went to the scene where the boss confessed to Captain Steve to make trouble." Jarvis said succinctly.

The elevator door opened again, and Natasha walked in, holding her forehead, thinking, very good, it seems that I missed a lot of plots.

Tony Stark's little lover turned out to be Captain America? ! —Is Stark crazy or am I? ! !

Natasha Romanov, an elite agent of S.H.I.E.L.D., has a clear mind, quick action, extraordinary skill and fierceness. She has always been a sharp blade against the enemy. She is so powerful that she has almost no weaknesses. But at this moment, she feels that her There may be a little mental problem.

……

At this time, Tony Stark, who was working with captain Steve to stop Hulk from further destroying his baby laboratory, had no idea that his most powerful intelligent AI butler was once again fighting for his reputation. A layer of black was smeared, and it is very likely to cause an irreparable disaster——

Like making everyone believe that Iron Man Tony Stark is in love with Captain America Steve Rogers.

Just listening to this sentence may even make this powerful man dizzy, kidney deficiency and spleen exhaustion.

Fortunately, Tony doesn't know yet.

(Smile)

Trembling uncontrollably, Tony Stark had the heart to remind Jarvis that the temperature of the air conditioner might be too low, but Hulk smashed another ion separator.

Tony immediately shouted in distress: "Be careful, you big guy who has a crush on me!—"

Then the rampaging Hulk punches another hole in his wall.

"Shut up, Stark!——" Steve turned around and yelled at Tony, who rolled and dodged a large piece of flying marble, "You don't think he's angry enough?! -"

"What's the matter? You don't let people talk anymore, do you?—Look at it, he smashed my territory!"

"Yeah! Then be quiet for a while, this is your territory!"

The gravel splashed, and with a sound of "Peng", Hulk threw Iron Man on the wall next to the laboratory door with a flick of his arm. Tony slammed down and slid down, then quickly got up and faced Hulk. Fly again.

As soon as Natasha entered the door, she was choked by a burst of dust. She waved her arm to disperse the surrounding dust, and squinted her eyes to see the three people in front of them fighting in full swing. In order to prevent the laboratory from being completely smashed, Iron Man and Captain America led Hulk to the rooftop slowly, and when Natasha came, Iron Man and Captain America were working together to pester Hulk to prevent him from rushing down from the rooftop and affecting the streets.

Seeing that the two of them were about to lose their hold, Natasha quickly ran forward, took out a small black music player from the side pocket tied on her right thigh, and started playing music.

"Lul-la-lul-la-by

Hush my baby and don't cry

Inyourcradlenowyouswing

until you sleep

I'll softlysing

Lul-la-lul-la-by..."

Natasha cautiously approached Hulk slowly, soothing her mouth softly, "Big guy, look at me..."

"How about we get Banner out? I need him right now... Hulk?"

The soft and serene tone of the lullaby gradually soothed Hulk's emotions. With a jerk of his arms, he threw away the two people who were restraining him, and slowly turned his body to look at Natasha, gradually calming down.

The green color on his body gradually faded, and his body shrank slowly. After a few minutes, Dr. Banner finally returned to normal, and Jarvis directed the little clumsy hand to bring a well-fitting dress and handed it to Dr. Banner.

Looking at the embarrassed people, Natasha raised her eyebrows, and said slowly, "Maybe, you would like to tell me about your situation in detail, for example, who likes whom?"

Hearing this, Tony supported his forehead with a headache and groaned in pain, while captain Steve and Dr. Banner were startled and coughed together.

……

After half an hour.

Because the laboratory was almost in ruins, after a few people tidied themselves up, they went to the living room downstairs.

Sitting on the sofa, Natasha, after listening to the explanation of the three people, said: "I'm happy to hear and see ()

"Oh, so, can you show me the video too?" Natasha said with a smile.

The three of them looked at her sadly, and said in unison: "No!"

"Okok... don't be so excited, guys." Natasha waved her hand, "Then at least discuss what went wrong, right? Even if Jarvis did malfunction, these videos are impossible It's fake."

Tony Stark wiped his face irritably, "I'm sure I didn't do these stupid things."

Hearing this, captain Steve Rogers raised his hand: "I testify."

"I second." Bruce Banner nodded in agreement.

After a moment of silence, an unbelievable thought crossed Tony's mind. He took a deep breath, "Jarvis."

"I'm here, sir." Jarvis replied immediately.

"Did anything special happen yesterday?" Tony asked.

"...Yes." Jarvis replied, "Your No.80 failed nine times to confess to Captain America Steve Rogers."

"And your rival, Sergeant Barnes, heard the news and sent you twenty photos of him and the captain together, provoking and expressing contempt."

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Baji (unhappy): I don't like the way I appear on the stage, I didn't even show my face, what about the crazy and cool things that I promised? ? ?

Me (touching my head): Don’t worry, I’ll give you America’s Sweetheart as compensation.

Baji (face full of disdain): Ha, that was originally mine!

I:? ? ?