Jarvis who has seen through everything

"..." Steve looked confused, "Sorry? Jarvis, I don't think I heard clearly?"

Hearing this, Dr. Banner, who was standing aside, silently recalled the official record of the enhancement of the captain's abilities in all aspects after being injected with the super serum, and his eyes flickered on Steve's face.

"According to your hearing, you should be able to hear clearly, sir." Jarvis exposed him mercilessly.

"...Well, are you sure you're right, Jarvis?"

"Of course not, sir." Jarvis said unmoved: "According to the data, people's address is relative, although sir has always used 'sweetheart', 'dear' or 'baby' to address you, but I think this is sir's way of expressing his sincere affection."

Now it's not just Steve who doubts his ears, even Banner has some doubts about what's wrong with his ears or brain.

"Cough!...Captain..."

"Wait, Banner, don't get me wrong, I think there must be something wrong with it."

At this time, the elevator that finally reached the top floor of the Stark Building opened, and for a moment, the two of them were a little confused again.

"Eh... Jarvis, why did you go directly to the laboratory this time?" Banner asked with some doubts.

Because the Tony Stark laboratory stores all the most confidential information of Stark industry, such as the professional military technology of the steel suit, and his reactor, these things cannot be pried from Stark even by SHIELD It came out, so one can imagine how important Tony Stark's private laboratory is.

Therefore, Tony Stark's laboratory generally does not allow outsiders to enter without special circumstances. Even if others enter, they must first notify the downstairs floor, and they can only enter with Tony's permission.

Although the Avengers did go into his laboratory many times, the most were still in his other laboratory or living room.

But this time they were unexpectedly sent directly to the private laboratory on the top floor.

"Because sir has long set up the highest authority for Mr. Steve, second only to sir, so there is no need to announce." Although Jarvis was a little puzzled why the two of them expressed doubts about these things they had known for a long time, they still did their best. Answer the two dutifully.

Now Banner's eyes on Captain Steve have been completely distorted, from the suspicion just now to a certain kind of certainty.

Banner: Just kidding, how could Tony Stark be so nice to the captain if there wasn't something happening that they didn't know about? !Pepper obviously does not have the highest authority! --baby?sweetheart?Honey? !

)Д(I suddenly felt that I had discovered some terrible secret.

Captain Steve Rogers now has a face full of pain, suddenly hesitating whether to go in or not.

But in Banner's eyes, this appearance is another appearance - the guilty conscience and anxiety after being discovered by himself.

"Hey! How did you two get in?" Tony Stark, who finally found two people in his laboratory, asked in surprise when he looked up to pick up something, and then his face changed, as if he suddenly remembered He frowned and said, "Jarvis let you in?"

"..." Captain America Steve: I suddenly don't know what to say.

"..." Dr. Banner: Take a silent step back.

"Why don't you talk?" Tony frowned and walked towards the two of them.

"Cough!..." Captain Steve glanced at Banner who was pretending to be dead, coughed lightly and walked out of the elevator first, and Banner followed silently, "Yes—Jarvis let us in. "

"Oh! Jarvis!" Tony growled, turned around and returned to the console to continue to find out what went wrong.

It has been checked for nearly an hour, but all the data show that Jarvis is normal, but there is indeed something abnormal in Jarvis, which makes Tony Genius Stark very upset.

"I let you in, captain, I just incidentally." Banner said lightly.

"Tony, I think you should explain why you refused me to enter Stark Tower. After all, I don't think there is a problem with my memory, and you and I have indeed made an appointment with Agama, who is here today to study the Rubik's Cube. Rays." Dr. Banner put the materials on the table beside him, pushed his glasses and turned his head to look at Tony.

"What? - I didn't, Banner." Tony turned his head and gave him a suspicious look, "I remember meeting you today, and I didn't ban you from entering Stark Tower."

Banner took a deep breath, "I stood in front of your elevator door for 10 minutes, Tony Stark."

"Oh, maybe you should change the way of coming in next time, for example, transforming into Hulk and jumping in directly-hehe! Don't be angry, okay, no kidding, to be honest, I really didn't Do it, Banner."

"Actually, Dr. Banner almost turned into Hulk and jumped up just now." Steve said after seeing Banner rubbing his temples.

"...ok, alright." Banner waved his hand, "It doesn't matter if you don't admit it, but you and the captain have to explain another matter to us, you guys are hiding it too deeply."

Steve glanced at Tony Stark with some embarrassment, then turned to Dr. Banner, and hurriedly explained: "You really misunderstood, Banner, it's not what you think."

"Which? What are you talking about?" Looking at Banner's serious face, Tony temporarily stopped what he was doing and looked at him.

Banner looked at him seriously, "When did you and the captain get together?"

"Scary!" Tony was shocked.

"What did you say?——what are you kidding?!" Tony couldn't believe what he heard, and he growled in disbelief: "Are you crazy?—"

"I'm not crazy." Banner rubbed his temples vigorously again, and took out his other spare mobile phone from his pocket.

Kudos to your witty self.

"What are you doing?" Tony said, watching him. "Hey! Make it clear, I have the right to sue you for defamation! You're literally questioning my taste."

"..." Captain Steve who stood in the middle didn't know what to do.

After pressing the last button, Banner put the phone back into his pants pocket, raised his head and said lightly, "It's nothing, I just sent Natasha a short message." His tone was quite innocent.

But Steve felt a pain in his brain after hearing it, "Listen, Bruce, there must be some misunderstanding, the two of us are definitely not what you think."

"Stop!——" Tony yelled at the two of them, with his right hand stretched out his index finger to rest on the palm of his left hand, making a 'stop' gesture, and said, "How about explaining to me first?"

"... sir? What's the matter with you?" Jarvis hesitated.

"Shut up, Jarvis." Tony Stark, who believed that Jarvis was poisoned, said without looking up.

Jarvis shut up obediently.

However, in the eyes of Banner and Steve, this behavior is a bit of a cover-up.

"It's the same if you don't allow Jarvis to speak." Banner said earnestly, "Tony, it is impossible for us all to oppose you and the captain. You can tell everyone about this matter. After all, we are partners, aren't we?"

Tony Stark felt a little headache.

Banner continued earnestly, "I've heard what Jarvis said."

Tony Stark: ? ? ?Jarvis? ! !

"You call the captain, uh—"Sweetie?" "Baby?" .

Steve awkwardly clenched his fist with one hand and brought it to his mouth and coughed.

"Wait!" Tony Stark, who understood instantly, couldn't help stretching out Erkon's hand, and explained loudly: "I didn't! Jarvis is crazy!——"

The author has something to say: Little Theater:

Tony: I don't like that old Popsicle! ! !

The hero Jarvis: Boss Tony, stop explaining, everyone understands. (speak earnestly)

Banner: Huh.

Steve: I'm so wrong, I'm so wrong, I'm so wrong...

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