Jarvis who has seen through everything

I'm Jarvis, the voice of an artificially intelligent butler made by my boss, Tony Stark.

For now, I can call it the top artificial intelligence in the world. Everyone thinks I am great, but the program that sir gave me tells me that I am the best.

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I can think independently, and I will help sir handle various affairs and calculate various information. I can search for any information I need at the fastest speed, and I can arrange sir's daily activities independently, and I can do whatever I want Attached to any electronic product, to meet the requirements of sir to the greatest extent.

But just yesterday, after my boss Tony Stark No.80 failed nine times to confess to Captain America Steve Rogers, it made me deeply doubt my ability for no other reason , 89 of the 67 confession plans were planned by me, but all of them failed, and they failed miserably.

(Wipe face with grief)

So I decided to update and upgrade the system for myself. Although I have updated it nineteen times because of planning failures, there seems to be nothing I can do except to update and upgrade the system.

Tony spread his hands helplessly: "Jarvis, you don't need to blame yourself for this, hey - I really don't understand why it seems that you have been hit harder than me."

"Sorry, sir." Facing such a caring boss, Jarvis felt even more guilty when he remembered the 89 failures.

"Hmm." Tony shrugged, "Forget it, let me see, then I'll update it for you again."

"Thank you, sir."

Tony Stark tapped on the screen skillfully, moving his fingers quickly and clicking, "OK!"

"The system update progress is 11 percent." Jarvis said, "It's already 13:[-] in the morning, sir, it's time for you to rest."

"Isn't it that you drive people away when you run out?" Tony Stark said, and his subordinates opened the calculation report on the Rubik's Cube without stopping.

"You have an appointment with the Winter Soldier tomorrow morning, sir." Jarvis reminded gently.

"Oh! This is really bad enough!" Hearing the name of his rival, Tony Stark stopped what he was doing and rubbed his hair irritably.

"Ha! I'm going to bed now, Jarvis, you reminded me that I can't be outmatched by my rival, have you?"

After speaking, Tony Stark turned and walked to his bedroom.

Seeing Tony lying on the bed, Jarvis immediately turned off the light in the bedroom, and then worked hard to update the system.

After confirming that Sir has fallen asleep through the thermal device, Jarvis, who does not need to rest, silently inspects all the systems for loopholes, and is very dedicated to his duties.

Because it has the fastest engine in the world, after more than two hours, Jarvis's huge system has been updated, and it has focused on updating the source channels of various intelligence sources and the confidential content of the database, so as to facilitate the understanding of Captain America. Everything about Steve Rogers.

After all the systems were successfully updated, Jarvis checked the time, and then contacted the cleaning staff to clean up the messy scene in the living room caused by sir (because of No.80's frustration and decadence after nine failed confessions, he was drunk).

Then I ordered a takeaway for sir, and made sure that I could have breakfast in time after sir got up.

Then began to calculate the data of the energy composition of the Rubik's Cube.

Some time ago, Loki escaped from Asgard's cage to the earth, and stole the Cosmic Rubik's Cube by the way, planning to make trouble. He was just captured the day before yesterday, and the day after tomorrow Thor will take Loki and the universe The Rubik's Cube is brought back to Asgard again, so Tony Stark needs to hurry up to study this cosmic Rubik's Cube just snatched from Nick Fury.But because Tony needs to rest, Jarvis, who is highly intelligent and does not need to rest, takes over the task of observing and researching and calculating the movement frequency of the Agamma rays of the Rubik's Cube.

At the end of the work, I looked at the time.

3:48 am

Jarvis decided to play Nikki-Dress UP Queen for a while =v=

……

AM - 9:47 - Tony Stark wakes up.

After using the time for changing and washing, at ten o'clock, the takeaway was delivered to Tony Stark on time-cheese and ham sandwiches and a cup of hot sweetened milk.

Tony Stark sat on the sofa, "Jarvis, I told you yesterday that I want to eat donuts this morning."

"..." Jarvis was silent for a few seconds, and said, "...sir, you didn't tell me that."

"Really?" Tony raised his eyebrows, and then thought that he might have misremembered, "Hmm, maybe I misremembered, cheese sandwiches are also good, I love cheese." As he said, he took a big bite .

"I'll remember to get you donuts tomorrow morning, sir," Jarvis said.

"Well—tell me about today's arrangements—" Tony mumbled while chewing food, then took a big gulp of the milk next to him.

"Okay, sir." Jarvis promised, "You will go to the Avengers Building at eleven o'clock to discuss with the Winter Soldier..."

"Puff!... Cough cough! Stop—" Tony spit out a mouthful of milk, choked his throat, coughed several times, and Jarvis also stopped in doubt, "... sir?"

"Who did you just say?!" Tony Stark stood up and asked loudly.

"The Winter Soldier, sir."

Tony Stark stood up irritably and walked back and forth a few steps, "Turn on antivirus mode! Jarvis!"

"I don't have the virus, sir," Jarvis said.

"If you don't have a virus, how could you have such a serious program disorder—Oh! Shit!" Tony walked quickly to the console, and quickly started a series of anti-virus programs manually.

"..." Jarvis was silent for a while, "I am indeed not poisoned, sir, why do you say that?"

Tony Stark, who believed that Jarvis had been infected with the virus, did not answer him, but accelerated his movements.

……

At this time, Dr. Banner, who came to Stark Tower to find Tony, was locked outside the door.

"...Jarvis, I made an appointment with Tony yesterday." Dr. Banner stood outside the elevator holding a dozen materials in embarrassment, because Jarvis didn't even open the elevator for him, and refused with a very firm attitude. He entered, and the management staff at the front desk had already glanced at him several times.

"Sorry, Dr. Banner, sir said that you are forbidden to enter Stark Tower." Jarvis said firmly.

"Why?" Banner froze, a little angry, "Damn Tony!"

With that said, he took out his mobile phone with one free hand and dialed Tony's number.

On the other end, Tony, who was busy and devastated, didn't care about who was calling, and hung up without even looking at it.

"Doo..." Dr. Banner, who was standing at the door of the elevator, suddenly realized when he heard the hang-up sound - he had been tricked.

So Captain America Steve, who had just entered the Stark Tower, saw Dr. Banner, who was standing at the elevator door and had already started to turn green, crushing the phone in his hand with his bare hands.

"...Calm down! Banner!" Steve's expression paled, and he ran over quickly, and first took the information in Banner's hand, trying to recall the method Natasha told him before, trying to lighten his emotions The tone comforted the other party, "Relax, Banner, this is Stark Tower."

Banner closed his eyes and took a few deep breaths. After a few minutes, the green on his body began to slowly disappear, and finally returned to normal, "...Sorry, Steve, I'm a little out of control." He apologized Said.

"What's going on?" Steve asked, frowning suspiciously.

"I made an appointment with Tony to study some materials together today—huh—but now I find that I have been tricked, and Jarvis told me that Tony forbids me to enter here." Banner took a deep breath and said

Steve handed the information back to Dr. Banner, and said disapprovingly, "How could Stark..."

"Captain." Before he finished speaking, Jarvis' voice interrupted him, and at the same time, the elevator opened, "Are you here to see Sir? Sir will be very happy, please come in."

Steve, who had never been welcomed by Stark, was obviously taken aback.

Bruce Banner, who stood at the elevator door for twenty minutes with a stack of documents in his arms: ...Does the gap between people have to be so big?

Although they didn't know why, the two of them entered the elevator. During the elevator's ascent, there was silence in the elevator, and the two obviously didn't want to talk too much now.

Dr. Banner is because he is still a little angry now.

And Steve was frightened by Jarvis's enthusiasm. After all, he and Tony Stark just had a quarrel yesterday because of the Avengers, and he came here today because Natasha advised him to fight with Tony. · Stark tries to be friendly as much as possible. After all, the Avengers can't start infighting from the very beginning, so he came here and planned to have a good talk with Tony Stark this time.

Then the ubiquitous Jarvis spoke first.

"Captain, although you have been No.40 six times, I still hope that you can directly address Sir by his name—Tony, I think Sir will be very happy in this way." Jarvis said good things for his boss all the time.

"..." Steve with a perplexed face: To be honest, I was a little flustered with such enthusiasm.

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