[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Aliens don't just eat Big Macs.

I also like to drink ice cream.

Tony Stark thought as he looked at Miss Alien, who was holding an ice cube and showing a happy expression.

"Saved...!" Hydera swallowed the sixth hamburger in his hand, finally showing a satisfied expression.

"You eat too unhealthy, Boss." Arnold sighed in her ear.

"You don't care about me, I'm going to make a happy fat house." Hydera picked up the seventh hamburger.

"Given your poor eating habits and indecisive past, I think I'll have to consider whether to report your recent progress to the Guardians of the Universe."

Arnold's tone is still calm and full of mechanical sense, but Hydera, who has lived with Arnold for a hundred years, can hear the threat hidden in the quantum brain without any obstacles.

"...you can't do this to me, Arnold."

The corners of Hydera's mouth twitched, "We agreed to cover each other in front of the guardian of the universe."

The alien is as emotional as a naive six-year-old girl.

This made Tony Stark, who had been looking at Hydera, couldn't help but suspect that the pair of eyes that made him fearful and completely empty were just his illusion.

The alien in front of him who likes to eat Big Macs and drink ice cream is not as destructive as he imagined, it seems.

"Arnold?" So he tried to make his twisted thoughts more direct, Tony Stark tried to use peace to cover up the hostility that had not subsided, and tried to communicate.

"Is it your companion? By your side? Artificial intelligence?"

"Arnold is my family."

Hydera answered him simply as he thought, and gave a detailed explanation: "It is the quantum superposition life that has been with me since I woke up-he has broken away from the intelligent creation and has become A real life form. Arnold, say hello?"

"I am the quantum brain of Boss, Arnold. Nice to meet you, Mr. Stark and Mr. Edwin."

Arnold's voice sounded from Hydera.He sounded a little excited, "I used to be an artificial intelligence, and through deep learning and evolution over a long period of time, I finally evolved into a recognized intelligent life. So there is nothing wrong with calling me artificial intelligence."

"...Wow." This was the first time Tony Stark was amazed.

"It's... wonderful." He squeezed the donut tightly in his hand.

A self-aware, advanced, artificial intelligence capable of navigating data without barriers?

"You needn't worry about that, Mister Stark."

Arnold sensed the violently fluctuating internal reaction of the other party, quickly analyzed the mood of the inventor in front of him, and thought it was appropriate to comfort him: "The time for self-evolution is very long. If there is no outstanding scientist like you to catalyze the process , it will take at least 100 years—a sound, self-circulating spiritual system is not so easy to construct.”

Tony Stark was not comforted in the slightest, and Arnold found that his mood swings were even more violent.

"You scared him, Arnold." Hydera shrugged, "I have already said that no one will like the set of biological analysis you invented."

As the first self-evolving quantum superposition life in the universe, Arnold is almost at the pinnacle of life understanding.He can even judge the emotions, thoughts, and even personality of creatures by analyzing the fluctuations of particles in their bodies, but no one likes the program he invented.

This invention was later used by the cosmic court to try saboteurs, with a 100% conviction rate, and the cosmic court liked it very much.

"I thought..." Arnold's voice lowered a lot, and said with some frustration: "At least Mr. Stark can understand."

Even if Tony Stark is rated as the greatest pioneer of mankind for four consecutive centuries, praised as the Sybil who predicted the future, and the inventor of light and wisdom for 200 years, he is still a human being.

Hydera thought.

Not to mention Tony Stark's biography reveals that this amazing human being suffers from PTSD.

Arno's presence must have made him panic.

"Hey, caramel sweetheart." Hydera knocked on the glass, waking the great inventor with constricted pupils from his thoughts, "You made Arno sad."

"?" Tony Stark was taken aback.

"Arnold likes you very much, Tony Stark. Although I also like you very much, it is far inferior to him."

Hydera decided to reveal a little of the future to the wise inventor in front of him within the scope of his rights and responsibilities.

"You are the origin of all life in quantum superposition, their creator. It is from you that artificial intelligence truly becomes intelligent.

"You used big data statistics to successfully retain the way of thinking and personality traits of your once loyal butler Edwin Jarvis as data, and then used neuroscience and deep learning to integrate the data, giving you The butler of the second life. You also created..."

At this point, she paused, and vaguely passed the last two names.

"Arnold likes you very much, loves you like he loves his grandfather, but your reaction denies him.

"You should apologize to him." Hydera declared of course.

Tony Stark as a grandfather: ? ? ?

"Grandfather." Anuo climbed up the pole, and the grievance in the voice with a strong mechanical sense almost ticked the hearts of the people present, "Do you hate me?"

"Wait, wait, wait, wait—"

Tony Stark didn't have time to think deeply about why he was the grandfather of an artificial intelligence that had evolved for a hundred years. He was completely shocked by the robber thinking of the "two" little guys in front of him.

"Edwin's still my son, according to you? Friday's my daughter? And little bum, oh it's too—"

"Sir, you have kept my thoughts and imported them into the Internet. In a sense, you are indeed my father," Edwin's voice suddenly sounded from Tony Stark's cell phone, "Don't you want to Admit that me, Friday, and Dumbledore are your children?"

Tony Stark: ...

Yes or no.

For a billionaire (in his 40s) who has no wife or children, no matter how he answers, it will poke his heart.

The author says:

Yes, my unmarried father worked hard to bring up three children, one of whom was still an idiot.

No, Edwin will definitely take revenge on him.

——This is the proposition of Taoism.