[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

"How could you put Tony Stark in there!"

Director of S.H.I.E.L.D., Nick Fury growled in a low voice, striding towards the third research room.

"But we can't stop Mr. Stark..."

The agent trotting next to him wiped his cold sweat, "Mr. Stark is very familiar with the security system of S.H.I.E.L.D., and he directly wrote the highest-level permission for himself..."

Nick Fury's already dark face got even darker.

He strode into the observation room like the wind, and as soon as he turned his head, he saw Tony Stark sitting on the ground holding a Coke and a hamburger. The alien creature in the observation room was sitting cross-legged in front of Stark through the glass. Coca-Cola hamburger.

The two ate the Big Mac head-to-head.

"084 seemed to be hungry before," the agent explained sweetly, "Mr. Stark ordered takeaway."

Nick Fury: ...

He knew that Tony Stark would never play his cards according to the usual rules.

"So you're the Guardian of Earth now?"

Since Hydra let go of that "yes or no" question, the atmosphere between her and Tony Stark has become more harmonious and relaxed.Tony Stark eased his tight nerves, and Hydra herself didn't hate the pretty-eyed inventor who gave her hamburgers and Cokes.At this time, she was biting the Coke straw, listening to Tony Stark tell how he beat up the Chitauri people who invaded the earth, and asked curiously.

Time is fickle, and even textbooks written by observers themselves may not be completely true to reality—a first lesson every Cosmic Patrolman needs to know.For example, Hydera only knew not long ago that Tony Stark's earliest artificial intelligence was not Edwin, but a mechanical arm called "little clumsy hand".

"It can be said that." Tony Stark took a bite of the Big Mac cheeseburger, "The Avengers are considered to be the strongest superhero team on Earth - I invested in it."

How did things become like this?he thinks.

Obviously he came to study alien creatures, but it turned out that we sat on both sides of a piece of glass and listened to him tell the story of the past.

Probably because chatting with the alien girl in front of me was so pleasant.Tony asked and answered by himself. He was obviously wary of her, but she didn't mind his hostility. Instead, she sat down cross-legged casually, praised him for his beautiful eyes, and said that she and her artificial intelligence liked him very much.

"You are so amazing!" The alien girl exclaimed, encouraging the Coke and hamburger in her hand.

See, here it is, frank and overwhelmingly passionate.

What's more, what can you do to an alien who speaks proficient American English, swears fancy, rolls around, picks his feet and scratches his ass?Because she picked her feet, beat her ass hard?

Obviously not.

What's more, Miss Alien's mouth is as sweet as honey.

"It's all small jobs that aren't worth mentioning."

Tony Stark was fully pleased by the girl's admiration, and pretended to wave his hand casually, "Well, I'm still number one on the Forbes rich list this year."

"The singularity is on top..."

Hydera took a breath, there is no such detailed knowledge in the textbook.She swallowed her saliva, and asked tentatively, "Then your employees' wages must be high?"

"It's okay——Edwin, what's the salary of the Avengers?"

"After deducting insurance, retirement benefits and personal income tax, $18 per month, Sir."

Arnold helped Hydera convert the inflation rate ratio between the early 21st century and the 25th century.

Hydera screamed directly.

"Resign! Resign!"

She screamed frantically at her quantum brain, "Arnold, did you hear that! Tony's company! Every month! Net income! Four thousand six hundred credit points! Four thousand six hundred points!!! Five months I You can replace the spaceship with a hyperspace engine! It only takes two hours from the Medusa time-space waterfall to the midnight diamond star! It only takes two hours!"

Hydera took a big sip of ice coke, barely calming her trembling soul.

"There is no need to gradually accelerate! It will not be intercepted! It will not be hindered by massive celestial bodies! Equipped with an antimatter thruster, it can achieve rapid strikes! Persistent pursuit! Perfect interception!"

"Hyperspace engine? Antimatter thruster?" Tony Stark became interested, "What principle?"

"The hyperspace engine propulsion system can propel the spacecraft into hyperspace, travel through extremely long distances of space at super-light speeds, and cross galaxies for ultra-long distances. It is very suitable for my work."

Hydera looked forward, "The antimatter thruster uses the annihilation process of electrons and anti-electrons to provide huge energy, which can reduce the cost of the engine, and does not require a large reactor to take up space."

"Sounds like a sci-fi movie." Tony Stark touched his chin, "But you don't have the money to buy it?"

Hydra: ...

Arno: "With all due respect, Boss, your monthly salary is 120 credits after tax deduction, and your salary for nearly 96 earth years has been paid in advance to the logistics department."

Quantum Brain pointed out calmly and soberly: "Give up, you can't buy a hyperspace engine."

Hydra: ...

Tony Stark quickly converted: "One credit point is equivalent to 39 US dollars, so...you only have less than [-] US dollars a month? How do you survive?"

"Resign! Resign!!!"

Hydera cried with her head in her arms.

"I quit the space patrol. I've quit in this life. I can't even maintain my life. It feels like going home when I come to the earth. The feeling here is much better than that in the patrol team! Everyone here is Talented people, nice to speak, and such a high salary, I really like it here!"

"Cosmic Patrol?" Nick Fury, who had been listening for a long time, finally couldn't help but speak.

"Please avoid work topics in private chats."

Hydera blinked and put away the tears that were still hanging in the corners of her eyes. The image of the crazy girl who was a little nervous before disappeared. Her polite expression and her navy uniform-like clothes made her look like a shrewd negotiator. official.

"Please go to Arnold's channel for official talks."

"Hello, Mr. Nick Fury, director of the US Homeland Strategic Defense Attack and Logistics Support Agency, I am Hydera's acting brain, and you can call me Arnold."

A polite mechanical male voice sounded from Hydera, "If you have any questions based on your position, just ask me. I will answer your questions within the scope of my duties."

"As an alien who broke into the earth without any procedures, I think the earth has to regard you as a threat. Please cooperate until we confirm your danger, otherwise we will treat you as an invader."

Nick Fury ignored the choice given by Hydera-the most important experience he has learned from dealing with politics for many years is not to follow the pace of others, so he asked in his own way: "Now, please answer me, why did you appear in Earth? How many aliens know the existence of Earth?"

Ever since the Great War in New York, Nick Fury has been wary of things that don't belong to Earth, and he is eager to nip any uncontrollable threat in the bud.

And the alien creature in front of him might be his chance.

"Are you interrogating me, Chocolate Boy?"

Hydera put down the hamburger and Coke, and looked at Nick Fury from bottom to top with his chin, "According to Article 2 of Chapter [-] of the "Shadow Declaration" formulated by the Shadow Declaration Committee, any intelligent species in the galaxy has equal rights. Before any dangerous action, the rights of other intelligent species shall not be restricted for any reason such as alien species invasion.

"Imprison friendly alien life, threaten the space patrol, you are breaking the law, Earthlings." Hydera said.

"If you represent the Earth, then the Earth will be punished by the Shadow Declaration Committee."

Hydra's eyes that once terrified Tony Stark fell on Nick Fury.

The author says:

Hydra: This chocolate boy looks really wild.

Tony Stark: Do aliens have no eyes? ? ?

Shadow Manifesto Committee, from Doctor Who