[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

Tony Stark has seen living aliens, studied dead aliens, fought with aliens, and knows that there are humanoid life in the universe, but he has never studied living humanoid aliens that have not fought people.

——The blond alien who claimed to be Thor is not counted, he is too familiar, and some researches are difficult to start.

So when he knew that there was an alien with a humanoid shape hidden in the meteorite that hit the earth that did not match any known life, he rushed to the alien biology research institute of S.H.I.E.L.D. At the office, he coerced and lured a few white coats to take him to see the latest alien life captured.

On the way to the observation room, he was still discussing with Edwin whether the alien had two noses and one eye, three heads and eight legs, and even analyzed the properties of several planets with conditions for breeding life. data, as a basis for modeling the life forms that these terrestrial planets may arise.The conclusions drawn are not optimistic, and none of them conform to his Tony Stark aesthetics.

Until he saw the life lying quietly in the house through the glass.

"……honestly?"

After a long while, Tony Stark closed his mouth, opened his eyes wide and tapped the glass, then turned his head to confirm with the researcher standing next to him, "Is this the blond girl?"

The young researcher nodded.

Tony turned his attention back to the blonde girl—this girl looked no different from any college cheerleading girl, with one nose and two eyes, long blond hair, fair complexion, and a slender body that looked like she had been exercising and curled up in a ball , sleeping soundly in the room.

She looked more human than Thor.

Tony looked at the researcher next to him again, "Are you sure this isn't the little girl who ran out from a drag party to watch the fun?"

She's even wearing a modified navy uniform!

The young researcher nodded with difficulty.

"We couldn't confirm it at the beginning...until we gave her a full-body scan." In order to dispel the stark suspicion in Stark's eyes, the young man called up the inspection data numbered "084" on the tablet, and projected On the digital glass in the observation room, "We can't detect her physical signs."

Tony Stark was taken aback, "What do you mean?"

"She has breathing, heartbeat, body temperature, and even blood, but none of these signs can be measured with instruments, not even the weight." The researcher said: "It's like a shadow."

"The instruments used by S.H.I.E.L.D. to detect extraterrestrial life don't work either?"

"No, any instrument didn't respond to her. Until we..." The researcher called up another file, "I made the most comprehensive elemental and particle measurements for her, hoping to analyze her form of existence."

"Could it be some kind of silicon-based life, iron-based life?" Tony smacked his lips, looked at the data in front of him, and then he was silent for half a minute.

"...It's impossible." He subconsciously said.

"As you can see, Mr. Stark." The young researcher couldn't restrain his excitement, and his voice became urgent and fast, "She is a life form in the plasma state. The appearance she is showing now is more like a mimicry , What's even more incredible is... Our measurement data show that the flux of high-energy electrons near her is much higher than normal."

"……how can that be?"

Tony Stark is a Ph.D. in physics from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. He is an unparalleled genius. He is extremely clear about what the abnormal concentration of high-energy electrons means, and he even understands the great significance of this discovery better than the dancing young man next to him.

This means that the mysterious part V, which accounts for 80.00% of the total mass of the universe, finally lifted its veil to human beings on this day.

Maybe not just the veil, maybe down to a bikini.

"Dark matter life..."

Tony Stark stared closely at the creature in the room, trying to see the difference between her and humans, the researcher standing next to him also shut his mouth, and looked into the room together.

This silent silence lasted only 1 minute.

"Fuck. Your database Arno!"

The dark matter life suspected of being a woman in the room suddenly jumped up, and yelled at the empty direction, "You fucking molested me!"

"...Excuseme?" Tony Stark was taken aback, conditioned to turn on the armor on his hand and stepped back a few steps, "Dark matter life also speaks English?"

"Emergency! Emergency!" In a panic, the researcher quickly pressed the alarm and shouted to the guards who rushed in: "084 is awake! And the reaction is fierce!"

"Don't change the subject, Arnold." The life in the house seemed to have no reaction to the commotion outside.She sat down with her back to the vigilant crowd, and said to herself: "Do you know that the latest bill passed by the Council of Light states in black and white that 'use of bioelectricity and other means to contact the nervous system of intelligent life is considered obscene'?"

"Arnold?" Tony Stark asked. "Have you captured any other aliens?"

"Just her—wait, what is she doing?" The researcher rubbed his eyes.

The mysterious alien creature they captured, which may be an unknown life form of dark matter life, is rolling all over the ground.

After rolling back and forth more than ten times, he started picking his feet again.

Tony Stark: ...

He put away the hand armor, stepped forward and knocked on the glass.

The alien who acted like a psycho finally stood up, turned his head, and looked at him who knocked on the glass.

——Those were a pair of pure black eyes that could not reflect any light, completely empty and blank.

Tony Stark took a sharp step back.

In the silence, the alien girl with a pair of terrifying eyes blinked, twitched the corners of her mouth, and showed a smile.

"Good morning, sweethearts." Her voice was misty and dry, as if she was not very good at speaking, "That... um... I said..."

In full view, she slowly uttered a word.

"have you eaten?"

researcher:? ? ?

Guard:? ? ?

Tony Stark, who hadn't eaten lunch, replied, "...didn't eat."

The alien girl rubbed her belly, blinked and looked at the man in front of her, "I didn't eat either."

The tone was inexplicably aggrieved.

Tony Stark was silent for a moment.

"Do you want a hamburger?" he asked.

"Please give me a Double-layer Beef Cheese Big Mac, thank you." The alien in front of him replied quickly.

So when Tony Stark ordered Edwin to order takeaway, listening to Edwin repeating the alien's request, Tony fell into serious thinking unconsciously:

...Aliens eat Big Macs too?

The author says:

Happy fat house, eat everything.