[Comprehensive British and American] Space Patrolman Hydra

"Indices are stable.

"Vital signs are normal.

"Good health.

"The biological wave is active, the breathing rate is accelerated, and it is judged to enter a light sleep, and the wake-up mode can be turned on, three, two, one—"

"Fuck. Your database Arno!"

Hydera, whose head was touched by the strong biological current, bounced up violently, and said tremblingly, "You fucking molested me!"

Arnold didn't care about Hydera's accusation, and directly played a melodious Vulcan harp music in Hydera's head as a response, "Good morning, Boss. You have been in a coma for eighteen earths, and now is the earth time At 78.8:[-], the temperature is [-] degrees Fahrenheit, the humidity is suitable, and the air quality is excellent. It is recommended to carry out outdoor activities such as morning exercises. By the way, you are currently located at—”

"Don't change the subject, Arnold." Hydera rolled his eyes.

"Do you know that the latest bill passed by the Council of Light says in black and white that 'use of bioelectricity and other means to contact the nervous system of intelligent life is considered obscene'?"

"As far as I know, the bills of the Council of Light are transmitted through particle streams, and there are no black and white letters, Boss."

"So you admit that you molested me." Hydera agreed.

"You muted me countless times, I didn't ask you to respect my right to life in a quantum superposition state, Boss."

"Arnold?" Hydera screamed, "I pulled you up with shit and piss, and you actually talked to me about the right to life? Did some idiot tell you something?"

"My form of existence is a particle cluster in a quantum superposition state, and there is no excretion system, Boss."

"I don't care!" Hydera, who was messing around, rolled directly on the ground.

"You don't love me anymore! I finally survived, and you mocked me! You were not like this before! You must be infected with a virus! — Self-test! System self-test!"

Arnold's mechanized electronic male voice seemed to be a little helpless: "...Boss, the system self-check has been completed when you are unconscious. And now I exist in the form of particle clusters, and will not be stored in electronic components virus. Also, I think you should be more concerned about your surroundings than whether there is something wrong with me."

--around?

Hydra turned his attention away from the built-in vision.

Hydera is a traditional Hydera—it is a common feature of all traditional beings not to adapt to high technology—she cannot take care of normal vision and built-in vision at the same time when her built-in vision is turned on.Since she was distracted by a message during the battle and was bombarded with a head, Hydera didn't turn on the built-in vision very much.

Although blowing off a head won't kill you, it will hurt.

So after waking up, she was so busy talking nonsense with Arnold that she didn't pay attention to where she was now.

"Let me see where this is..."

Hydera turned her eyes to observe the environment, confirmed the white wall below her body, confirmed the white wall in front of her, confirmed the white wall above her head, confirmed the white wall on the left, confirmed the white wall on the right—or is it a white wall?

Hydra:? ? ?

At this time, there was a knocking sound from behind.She stood up and turned around to look back. It was no longer a white wall behind her, but a whole transparent wall.

Outside the transparent wall was a group of humanoid beings who looked at her dumbfounded.

"Boss, in case you forget, let me remind you," Arnold sent a warm reminder at the right time: "You just had seven sentences containing indecent words, including 'fuck', 'you', and 'obscenity'; Rolled his eyes three times; rolled a dozen times, scratched his buttocks twice, and picked his feet for 17 seconds."

Arnold paused, "I wanted to remind you before, but you interrupted me."

Hydra: "...Mute, Arnold."

Arno: "It's up to you, Boss."

In the silence, Hydera squeezed out a weak smile to the humanoid life outside the transparent wall.

The singularity... She seems to have lost the face of the alien snake.

"Good morning, sweethearts." She racked her brains to cover up her vulgar behavior of picking her feet in public for 17 seconds with a light, natural and not so embarrassing topic.

"That... um... I said..."

Hydera finally asked dryly: "Have you eaten?"

The author says:

have you eaten?