The villain's national teacher always teases me

There are tens of thousands of villains in the world, some are bloody and tyrannical, some are treacherous and cunning, but Lang Zi believes that malicious slander and unwarranted slander are the most heinous, and legal punishment can be imposed on people who commit danger. Kou Shuojin killed people invisible.

He has seen too many examples of this in this world.Da Yu does not have the term "depression", but he is not without people who have the will to die because of bad words.

Lang Zi had some sympathy for the scholar surnamed Wu before, but he thought he couldn't argue with his companion, so he uttered bad words in a moment of anger.He grew up alone, he had never heard anything, so he would not be affected too much by it, once he heard it, he would forget it when he was angry, but this person actually regarded himself as a demon in his heart.

The national teacher is right, there is no need to be kind to some people.He can slander himself today, and he can slander others in the future, but if others are soft-hearted, they will definitely be a disaster.

Such a person cannot be used to it.

Lang Zi's tone was a bit cold: "My beloved apprentice, I entrust you with something for my master."

The national teacher has already discovered that he only uses the intimate title of "beloved disciple" when he needs his own help or when he is in a good mood, and he does not reject it, but smiles slightly: "Your Highness orders, I will do anything. "

"I know you are good at illusion, but I don't know, can this illusion be freely manipulated?"

"Naturally. But your highness should know that this minister is not only good at illusion."

Lang Zi looked sideways.

The national teacher licked the corners of his lips: "I am also good at skinning and dismantling bones, destroying corpses and destroying traces. I am also very good at elegant things. I am good at reciting poems, composing piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Of course, if your highness suffers from insomnia, I can also Reluctant to tell His Highness some bedtime stories, it must be better than the storyteller just now. Oh, by the way, I am also good at cooking and taking care of the house, so it is really a good match at home."

The originally serious atmosphere was distorted by his words, Lang Zi's face twitched, almost forgetting what he wanted to ask him to do.

"...The rest is unnecessary. Please ask the national teacher to use illusions on him, let him have a dream for three days, and suffer all the evil words and slanders."

The national teacher was a little disappointed: "Such a trivial matter is so easy, Your Highness really doesn't need anything else?"

Lang Zi gasped: "Isn't skinning and tearing bones too much?"

"What I'm talking about is a good match between flowers before the moon and under the moon."

"..."

Lang Zi just pretended not to hear him, just assuming that he is now a dramatist regardless of the occasion.

After the national teacher lightly broke into the formula and released the bondage of everyone, the two walked out of the teahouse to find the police to deal with the affairs in the building. Lang Zi found a secluded place and stood up with his sword.

It is clear that the people in Shangling City would like to turn the city into a city and rule him, but they don't know what the people in the other cities think.

In the rest of the cities, the people's thoughts are actually highly unified with Shangling City.

Everyone is accusing the King of Western Chu of ignorance of good and evil, intending to rebel and live up to the emperor's kindness.

Everyone is looking forward to returning to Zhoucheng and no longer needing to wait in line for Laoshizi's passing order.

Everyone is praising Prince Yuhuang Rende for being so handsome.

Lang Zi was in a daze.

He silently turned his head and asked the national teacher: "I don't have a secret agency and I don't arrange political classes, right?"

The national teacher didn't seem to understand these words, but he understood what he meant.

"Your Highness, I said that you are the best person in the world, of course everyone loves you." As the prince, the national teacher has never been stingy with rainbow farts.

Lang Zi blushed a little.

He doesn't know what kind of person he is, salted fish is also salted fish when turned over.

But anyone is happy to be flattered, and he is no exception.

"Aitu said that." Lang Zi was about to float into the sky, but his mouth was very modest, "I'm not so good as a teacher, I can't be loved by the common people, and they won't talk nonsense when their eyes are cured."

The national teacher looked at him with a very serious expression: "Your Highness, I believe that you can afford it."

For a moment, Lang Zi almost believed it.

After collecting the wishes of the citizens of each city, Lang Zi wrote a long letter when he returned to the shoufu of Shangling City, and asked the national teacher to send it to the capital first.In this way, when he returns, the courtiers will already have a conclusion, which can save a lot of trouble.

The next day, the army set off to return to the court.

The sergeants took a few days off and spent the whole day parading around the streets. They had a lot of ambitions. When they assembled, the team was not neat. There were even three or two requests to bring along the girls they fell in love with at first sight. The angry Gu Qianxun almost couldn't be dealt with by the military. .

"You are soldiers from Chongqing, not hooligans and bandits!" Gu Qianxun cracked his horsewhip on the bluestone slab, and the words of reprimand were squeezed out from between his teeth, "Those who are not in good order in the army will be fined three months! Marching!" Latecomers will be punished with half a year's salary and demoted to one level! The three who want to take care of the girls will be detained by this general, they will disrupt military discipline, and they will all be dismissed, and they will be issued after they return to the court!"

With an order, the army stood in awe.

Lang Zi thought to himself, for Gu Qianxun, who is single, the important matter of life can be solved in three days, isn't it a disaster for military discipline?

He didn't stop Gu Qianxun, although he was the chief general in name, but the army had its own rules.

Sitting in the carriage, Chu Xiaoji showed admiration. He never expected that Gu Qianxun, who had been hanging out with him for several days, would actually have such a handsome side.

Can't help but praise: "General Gu is really a hero."

These words happened to be heard by Gu Qianxun who was passing by on horseback. His ears turned red, he glanced at Chu Xiaoji in a daze, and asked nervously, "Did Xiaoji speak the truth?"

Chu Xiaoji patted his chest: "Of course the truth!"

Gu Qianxun grinned foolishly.

Chu Xiaoji didn't know why, so he only laughed when he showed kindness to him.

Lang Zi, who watched everything from the sidelines, vaguely felt his teeth ache.

When the prince returned to the court, the people of Shangling City sent him ten miles away.

When I came, the sky was full of snow, and when I returned, the sun was shining.

But in a few days, the red plums beside the road have already bloomed, and the fragrance is like a dream.

Lang Zi was thinking about Emperor Yu, and hoped that the journey would be as fast as possible, but he didn't want to, and received a letter from the court halfway.

In the middle of Yuhuang's letter, I suddenly thought of Yuxu Mountain Snow Plum Soup. I don't know if the emperor is willing to pick plums for me?

Lang Zi felt quite strange, but still took a pen to write back: what the mother emperor reads, the children and ministers should devote themselves to it.

After finishing writing, ask the national teacher to send it back.

Yuxu Mountain is located in Xiangzhou in the south of Yuguo. Lang Zi estimates that it will take a few days to get there by changing the road now. It is already the seventh day of the first lunar month. If you wait for Xuemei to return, you may miss the reunion banquet of the Lantern Festival .

After thinking about it, he ordered Gu Qianxun to return to the capital with the army, and only let the national teacher and Chu Xiaoji go with him.

One is knowing the basics, it is convenient to control the sword, and it can save a lot of time; the other is that it will only take a few days for the army to return to the court, and he is afraid that he will not be there to take care of him, so Chu Xiaoji will take the blame first.

Chu Xiaoji didn't know the destination, so he agreed immediately.

The national teacher has no objection.

Only Gu Qianxun was very reluctant to part with him, but he couldn't open his mouth. He only asked earnestly before parting: "Your Highness, your subordinate is not here. You should take care of King Xichu, and don't tell him to be abducted by a girl."

Chu Xiaoji:? ? ?

Even if you look at the captives, you can't look so closely, can you not hit your luck?Longevity, ten thousand years of bachelor bad guy marriage!

But Lang Zi blinked and readily agreed.

When the army was far away, the three walked with swords.

Chu Xiaoji panicked as soon as he saw the national teacher, he didn't want to walk shoulder to shoulder for a while.It was nothing if he couldn't see it while sitting in the carriage before, but now that he saw it, he was terrified, and the sword trembled, as if it was about to throw him off at any time.

Lang Zi couldn't help but take another look: "...Caiji, you are not a good Yujian."

Chu Xiaoji's face turned pale: "Ah Zi, can you stop talking?"

Lang Zi:?

Chu Xiaoji couldn't bear it anymore, fell back to the ground, and vomited while hugging an old pine tree covered with snow particles.

Lang Zi was terrified, thinking that Chu Xiaoji had suffered some kind of injury.

Chu Xiaoji: "...I, Halo Sword..."

Lang Zi: ...

He has heard of airsickness and seasickness, but he has never heard of swordsickness!

Lang Zi lamented that there are no wonders in the world.

After Chu Xiaoji vomited, he was also very strange, and asked weakly: "Ah Zi, aren't you afraid of heights?"

Lang Zi rubbed his chin, feeling strange himself.

He is indeed afraid of heights, but since the first time he used the sword, it seems that he has never looked at his feet, and this problem has never happened again.

When Chu Xiaoji regained some vitality and the three of them flew into the air again, Lang Zi couldn't help but glance down.

"vomit……"

This time, there were two people hugging the tree.

Chu Xiaoji managed to slow down the mortal journey that he didn't even know about by himself.

The author has something to say:

Tiandao: Who said there is no such thing as depression!There is depression in heaven!I want my son to give birth to a grandson to make me happy!

Shenjun: Father God, if you do it again, your toys will be confiscated.

Tiandao: ...QAQ I was wrong.

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