The villain's national teacher always teases me

The national teacher who followed behind could ignore Chu Xiaoji, but he couldn't ignore Lang Zi.

Especially Lang Zi vomited upside down.

The national teacher's heart moved slightly, and he suddenly understood why he seldom saw Ebony Yujian.

For many years in the past, no matter where Wu Mu wanted to go, he relied on his connection with the Dao of Heaven to crush the void directly.But the sword cultivator can't control the sword?No one would believe him if he said it, it could only be that the sword cultivator didn't like Yujian.

The national teacher had been puzzled for many years, and he was in a good mood. He asked, "Does Your Highness need the help of my ministers?"

Lang Zi was about to vomit out his bile, and when he heard his questioning, he felt that a dead tree was springing up, and he didn't feel any embarrassment, so he wiped his mouth and said, "Help me, my disciple!"

The national teacher smiled lightly.

Raising his hand, there was a dark crack in front of the three of them.

Chu Xiaoji had had enough of Yu Jian's pain, and he didn't care whether it was safe or not, so he got in first without saying a word.

Lang Zi quickly followed.

The sensation of the crack teleportation was very strange, Lang Zi felt as if he passed through a thin layer of water mist, but the surrounding scene changed in the blink of an eye.

In front of them was a tall bluestone stele with the words "Ebony Village" written on it.

The national teacher introduced: "This is the foot of Yuxu Mountain, Your Highness can rest for a while."

In fact, there was nothing to rest for. After Lang Zi got out of the carriage, he didn't really control the sword for more than an hour. He vomited most of the time, and didn't consume much spiritual power.

As soon as Chu Xiaoji heard the word "Yuxu Mountain", he turned around and was about to run.

Shouting while running: "Ah Zi, you cheated on me!"

Lang Zi: "..."

He forgot to explain to Chu Xiaoji that the destination of this trip was Yuxu Mountain, and he also forgot to tell him that he had a way to deal with it.

He could only turn around and catch people.

When Chu Xiaoji was dragged back, the expression on his face was almost crying.

Lang Zi patted him on the shoulder amusedly: "Don't be afraid, I've already figured out my excuses. I just say that you were coerced. With my testimony, Master Chu will not embarrass you."

"You don't understand!" Chu Xiaoji shook his head crazily, "If he asks who I have been coerced by, who can I break up? Can I break up the immortal master of the Luoxia Sect? Then he must ask why I didn't find him since it involves Taoism?" He begged for help. If I beat my ministers, hehe, even the nephew of the head of Chu, who can't control even his subordinates, will be beaten to death! Maybe it will be even worse!"

Lang Zi: ...

To be honest, he felt that with the IQ of the head of Chu, he might believe what he heard and wouldn't ask so carefully, but he couldn't convince Chu Xiaoji.Chu Xiaoji felt that he was facing a life-and-death crisis, so he refused to go up the mountain no matter what.

Lang Zi sighed: "Then you're waiting for me in the village? I'll go back after picking up Xuemei."

Chu Xiaoji was very cautious, thought for a while and said: "There is an inn in the village, you have to open a room for me first, I only have my own identity certificate, so it's not easy to expose it here."

I also know that this village is built at the foot of the mountain, and must often communicate with the mountain, and there may be monks living there.In case he revealed his identity during the registration, it would be no less than telling the head of Chu that Chu Xiaoji was too guilty to go up the mountain.

Lang Zi also felt that it made sense, so he had to accompany him to "open a house".

The national teacher thought it was troublesome, so he said lightly: "Your Highness, I can knock him unconscious and stuff it into the Qiankun sleeve."

Chu Xiaoji couldn't believe it, the national teacher ignored him to such an extent, and talked about "murdering" him face to face.

Chu Xiaoji jumped up and wanted to criticize, but when his eyes met the national teacher, he quickly huddled together, and turned to look at Lang Zi pitifully.

Luckily, Lang Zi's mind was not broken, and he flatly rejected the proposal of the national teacher.

The three followed the road into the village.

There are villages outside the mountain gates of many cultivation sects.Ordinary people who intend to join the immortal sect are often reluctant to leave, staying nearby to seek the next opportunity, and the descendants of the sect's disciples are unable to practice Taoism and are placed under the mountain. Over time, the villages outside the various sects become more and more prosperous.

Wumu Village is not the same, there are not many people seeking immortality here, and most of them are simple and simple villagers who were born and bred.

The Chengxian sect is now the number one immortal sect in the Taoist sect, but it rarely recruits disciples openly.

Lang Zi heard that the Chengxian faction used to hold a trial meeting every ten years, but after the Battle of the Immortal World, it was changed to once every hundred years for some reason.During this period, if someone wants to join the sect, he can only join the outer sect first after getting the recommendation of two or more elders, and then transfer to the inner sect, he has to get all excellent in the examination of Yuanzhou Pavilion of Chengxian School, or After cultivating to the Taoist realm, pass the school examination.

Yes, there is an exam in the Chengxian sect, and students who fail three times in a row will be expelled from the sect.It is said that this rule is the first decree issued by Master Mian Bei, the head of the Precept Peak of the Chengxian sect, after he took office.

When Lang Zi accepted the task of "officially joining the Taoist sect", he was silent for a while after reading the task materials.This perverted rule reminded him of the fear of being dominated by exams.

It was almost dusk, the setting sun was slanting, and the darkness was coming to an end. The villagers were in groups of threes and twos, looking at the strange visitors curiously, smiling kindly but shyly.

They quickly found an inn called "Luoyingju".Although the name of the inn is elegant, the inside is very old. There is only a thin child sleeping on the counter in the huge hall.

Chu Xiaoji found a bench by himself, and before he sat down, a cloud of dust swirled up, and he sneezed hard.

Lang Zi tapped on the counter lightly: "Wake up, kid, we have to stay in the store."

The boy looked no more than ten years old, and Lang Zi sympathized with him for having to work at such a young age, so his voice was soft.

"Who are you calling a child? It's so rude! Also, didn't your mother ever teach you not to disturb people's sleep?! Go away, wait, wait for the uncle to finish this dream!" In other words, he changed his head and continued to sleep on his stomach.

Lang Zi was shocked.

It's not that he hasn't been raped before, but it's the first time he's been raped by a child.This... Should he scold him back?Will it be a bit of a bully?

The national teacher narrowed his eyes and smiled coldly.

He laughed very lightly, but the little boy stood up straight as if he had been stabbed.

"Junjunjun..." The little boy's face was pale, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, he couldn't speak, and fled upstairs in panic, the speed was even beyond Lang Zi's reach.

"Help me, dad! Don't kneel on the washboard! Hey, why are you falling asleep! Hurry up, wake up, the big devil is back!"

Lang Zi: ...

He turned to the national teacher with questions in his eyes.

You are a leisurely person, did you commit some atrocities here before you went down the mountain, so that this child seems to have seen a ghost?

The national teacher understood what he meant, and said with a modest smile: "Your Highness, I have always been gentle, so there must be misunderstandings by others."

Chu Xiaoji, who was sitting far away, circled silently, it was impossible for him to believe what the national teacher said.

Lang Zi nodded.

Although the national teacher is a little bit good at acting, he has been very gentle with him. It must be a misunderstanding.

……Maybe?

They stood in the lobby and waited for a while. The old wooden stairs rattled again. A young man with drooping triangular eyes first raised his head to look around, then his face collapsed and he dragged down.

He was wearing an old black and white Taoist robe, his appearance was very similar to that of the little boy, he presumably was the boy's father, he just felt lazy all over his body, I don't know if it was because of his temperament or because he had just woken up.

"I have met my wife, my wife, my ancestor, junior He Hai." The young man leaned against the counter and made a bow, his tone was dull, as if he could fall asleep at any time while talking.The little boy followed behind him, holding on to his father's robe tightly, not even daring to show his face.

He Hai stretched his hand around his waist and patted his son's head, muttering, "Call someone if you don't want to cause trouble."

The child's voice was like a gnat, and it sounded like he was crying from fright, whimpering and screaming.

"Junior He Muliu, I have met Mrs. Mrs. Mrs. Shizu."

Lang Zi once again marveled at the seniority of the national teacher in the sect.The last time he heard the immortal master of the Star Observation Hall call him Grand Master, this time it was all five grand masters!

His thoughts were written all over his face, which made the national teacher laugh again.

"Your Highness, this is saluting you."

Um?Lang Zi looked at He Hai suspiciously.

He Hai nodded, and said respectfully: "Mrs., Shizu does not need to be present, but Mrs., Mrs., Shizu must."

The words were convoluted and strange, Lang Zi didn't quite understand what he heard, and all he could hear was the word "Tai" that kept repeating in his ears.

Lang Zi was waiting to ask again, when suddenly he felt a slight vibration under his feet, and a flower in front of him was taken away by the national teacher.Looking back, a huge vine sprang out of nowhere from where he was standing, cracking the floor tiles and bringing out a wet clod.

The rattan was thicker than a washbasin, covered with dense and sharp thorns, twisted in mid-air, and drew towards He Hai with lightning speed.

He Hai didn't have time to hide, and was pulled away. The father and son smashed countless tables, chairs, and earthen jars before they were blocked by the stairs and fell into a pile of broken wood.

The little boy wanted to continue crying, but when he looked up and saw the national teacher was still in front of him, he turned off the fire instantly, and shivered into his father's arms.

A furious female voice came from outside the door: "He Hai, you've turned the world upside down! My old lady told you to kneel, and you dare to do what you want!"

He Hai stood up like a normal person, patted the sawdust on his body, opened his mouth, thought for a while, and said to the door: "Xiaoyue, someone else is here."

"Heh, I actually learned to make excuses this time."

Lang Zi turned his head following the sound, and saw a woman stepping in.

This woman was also dressed in a black and white Taoist robe, her appearance was as bright as the warm sun in spring, and her figure was as light as a willow in March. She was stunned for a long time when she saw Lang Zi.

"Someone really came to this broken inn... Hey, you are..."

She opened her eyes wide: "Mrs. Mrs. Master??"

Then slowly turned his head to the national teacher, with a sudden panic on his face, "What the hell is King's Landing?!"

The national teacher raised his eyebrows: "Are you in King's Landing?"

Lang Zi: "...King's Landing?"

The author has something to say:

National Teacher: Am I about to fall off the horse?What to do, a little flustered.

Lang Zi: ...Can you stop laughing so happily when you say you are panicking?

National Teacher: ^_^

What a little angel.