The villain's national teacher always teases me

Human races have good tea, and even small border towns during the war would have one or two teahouses. Lang Zi preferred this place not only because of the crowds, but also because people are always used to expressing their opinions after dinner, which has never changed since ancient times.Among them, teahouses are the most popular. There are still people in the restaurant to entertain guests and try something new, but those who can come to the teahouse are mostly idlers.

Idlers like gossip the most.

After the storyteller finished his speech, he went to drink tea for a break, and the conversations continued one after another.

At first, they were all joking with their friends, but later, when they chatted and saw that the topic was similar to that of the neighboring table, they gathered together to have a high-spirited discussion.

Lang Zi's eyes and ears became much clearer after he entered Taoism, even if he was sitting in the same place, he could clearly hear the conversation of the whole teahouse.

Everyone's topics are complicated, no wonder there are four categories.

One is to follow the storyteller's story to talk about practice, some lament the ethereal journey, some wish to discuss the possibility of worshiping Taoism, and some even bring out their own idols to try to compare with Taoist ancestors.

Lang Zi heard with his own ears that someone worshiped Chu Hansheng, the head of the Chengxian School, and his mood was very complicated.

The man was still arguing with his friend: "What's wrong with the relationship! If I have two god friends, a fairy emperor master, a demon emperor master wife, and a Taoist No. 1 Taoist partner, even if a mortal is the leader of the Taoist sect, it will be a bag. ! This just shows that Chu Xianshi is loved by everyone!"

The friend was extremely embarrassed, and kept pulling his sleeves to make him sit back, "Don't shout, I see, it's okay to be cute like you, come and have a snack."

The second category is to argue about how to make money.Emperor Yu worshiped business, and when the human race was divided into three parts, she was able to unify the world without bloodshed, relying on the development of business to earn money from the treasury of Western Chu and Southern Jin.Some people say that you can get money quickly by following the luxury route, while others retort that you can make small profits but quick turnover by following the mass route.

The third category is to spread short anecdotes from parents. These people are really gossips, and they even know the trivia of Brother Wang in the east of Chengdong and Butcher Zhu in the west of Chengxi.

What Lang Zi wants to collect is the fourth category, which is also the most talked about: political affairs.

Except for spreading rumors, Da Yu has never been convicted of crimes with words. Even if he curses Yu Huang in front of the public, he will be reprimanded at most.

Of course, Emperor Yu was deeply loved by the common people, and often before the government reprimanded him, the person who cursed had already been beaten by the onlookers until his parents refused to recognize him.

One person said: "The world has been unified for fifty years, and the people are rich and healthy. This is a great blessing. Although we are survivors of Western Chu, we have never been treated harshly. Some people think that since the war has subsided, Your Majesty should abolish the fiefdom and return it to the state city. It’s better to treat everyone equally.”

Another person said: "Brother Huang's words are wrong. The Western Chu fiefdom and the Nanyue fiefdom were the territories of the former Western Chu emperor and the Southern Jin emperor. Back then, the two monarchs clearly understood that the unification was not due to your majesty alone. If your majesty withdraws the promise, Could it be that you have failed the trust of the two, how can you win the trust of the people in the future?"

The person before said angrily: "The rebellion of the king of Western Chu is really a disaster for the country. If it weren't for His Royal Highness the crown prince, you would have fallen into war and ruined your family. The snowstorm in South Vietnam was overwhelming, but who knows that in five or ten years, the king of Nanyue will not be the king of Nanyue?" The second king of Western Chu? The people are the foundation of a country, how can they become victims of the ambitions of the rich and powerful?"

"Well said." The neighbors jumped up, "I'm doing business, and I only hope for peace in the world. If the king doesn't know how to be flexible, how can he benefit the people?"

The second person was not convinced: "You two are short-sighted in thinking so. Yes, His Majesty ruled Haiqingheyan, but who knows later? His Royal Highness the Crown Prince slept for more than ten years before waking up. A certain person believes that the crown prince's personal conquest is a sign of great success. Your Majesty will have a hundred years, and her descendants will be few. If the king of Western Chu and the king of Nanyue are the foundation of their lives, who will be able to check and balance the prince's tyranny after he succeeds to the throne? "

When Lang Zi heard him mentioning himself, he couldn't help pricking up his ears.He didn't feel much when he doubted his own character. After all, he himself doubted himself, and heard him say that Emperor Yu would die one day, and he would use tyranny even if he had no intention of succeeding to the throne.

However, "Brother Huang" scoffed and said with a smile: "Brother Wu's eyes and ears have been blocked for a long time! A few months ago, the crown prince attended the Xiyue Grand Ceremony in person. The ceremony was halfway there, but there were gangsters and Yaoni committing crimes in the street. His Highness the Crown Prince took the lead and rescued How can such a virtuous and heroic man, who is worthy of His Majesty's demeanor, be able to do violent things?"

He said again: "Your Majesty is benevolent. If the crown prince is unable to bear the heavy responsibility, how can he be allowed to cooperate with him in governing? I heard that your majesty is still ill, so he just allowed the crown prince to go on his behalf. Brother Wu is really too worried."

"Brother Wu" couldn't argue, his face turned red, and he said angrily, "The prince's biological father abandoned the country. It is not an exaggeration to say that he is an illegitimate child with such a mother. This matter is quite strange, how can the dignified prince put his own life under others? Maybe he directed and acted the drama to win people's hearts."

Lang Zi was dumbfounded when he heard this.

It's not that he has never seen conspiracy theories, and this is the first time he has encountered conspiracy theories.

It is not due to him alone that there were no casualties that day. The national teacher gave the sword before and the national teacher reminded him that he was the only one who saved all the people from the disaster, but he directed and acted by himself?Lang Zi thought, it would be great if he had such deep scheming, why bother complaining about himself and worrying about messing up the country after succeeding to the throne every day.

He wasn't angry because of this, but the people who came with him were not necessarily.

The national teacher's eyes were cold, and he was looking at the scholar named "Brother Wu" for a moment, as if he would take his life in the next moment.

He didn't make a move after all.

It wasn't because of Lang Zi's presence, but because most of the people in the teahouse heard his unbridled remarks and stood there for a while, then rushed forward with their sleeves rolled up.

Those who talk about the way of immortality don't talk about the way of immortality, and those who gossip about the Huakui of Western Chu who are good don't gossip anymore. Even the merchants who have always valued peace are roaring out of righteous indignation to help out.

"Hit him!"

"Things that are ungrateful! If it weren't for the crown prince, Shangling City would be scorched now!"

"Who the hell told you to talk about the queen, that's His Majesty's queen!"

"kill him!"

"Your Highness is so pitiful, you are still here to slander him!"

"He discriminates against Emperor Yu's way of parenting! He discriminates against women! He must not have been born by a mother but jumped out of a rock!"

"Slap in the face! Don't spank your ass! Hey, that's right, let me punch you too!"

Lang Zi watched helplessly as a large-scale hand-to-hand fight took place in the tea house in Shangling City.

About a hundred or so beat each other up, and the waiter and shopkeeper of the teahouse just watched the play from the sidelines, and had no intention of reporting to the officials.Even "Brother Huang" who came with that person just watched with cold eyes.

If the fight continues...you will die...Lang Zi has a headache.

He was not good at revealing his identity, nor did he know how to use group control techniques, so he had to silently look at the national teacher and ask for help with his eyes.

The national teacher took a sip of tea slowly: "Your Highness wants me to help save people?"

Lang Zi nodded in humiliation.

National Teacher: "Then, does Your Highness have a nice voice?"

Lang Zi: "Aifu? Aiqing?"

The national teacher raised his eyebrows: "Your Highness hasn't called the minister's name yet."

Lang Zi thought for a while, took a deep breath, and said expressionlessly, "...Xiao Xiangxiang?"

The national teacher is satisfied with this.

He sat upstairs firmly, holding the teacup with his right hand, and threw away his robe sleeve with his left. The people fighting in the lobby seemed to be frozen, unable to move anymore.

After a long while, a scholar with a bruised nose and a swollen face climbed out, crying and shouting: "The way of heaven is open! I am sure I am right! Even the gods help me! The prince is a demon, who has bewitched all the people! Hurry up and kill him with a thunderbolt!" Bar!"

Lang Zi: ...

Who the hell gave you your self-confidence? Damn it, I beg you not to owe me!

He didn't say what was in his heart.

But listening to the national teacher's cold snort, he poured down the tea in the cup, hitting the scholar.

The hot tea turned into ice when it touched his body, and the scholar didn't feel complacent for a moment, it was frozen into a hard piece, and he fell straight down.

National Teacher: "Your Highness, you don't need to be too kind to some people."

Lang Zi nodded in agreement.

He felt that what the national teacher said made sense.

The author has something to say:

National Teacher: Eh, my daughter-in-law called me Xiao Xiangxiang!

Lang Zi: ... Hurry up and shut up, you good mother.

National Teacher: I can be very manly, Your Highness, would you like to see it♂

Lang Zi: ...No, thank you! !

Little angels!Happy Children's Day! !