What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

The necklace worn on He Su's neck was a reward from the previous world.

It's the amulet of God Rukala with a very cheating note.

He Su slightly recalled that time when he lived carefree in the nature (?) next to animals and was self-sufficient and free, but now he has to pretend to be a middle school student and deliberately fight ghosts every day. Can not help but feel a touch of melancholy.

Yaoyaoling: Shouldn't it be egg pain?

In the middle of the night, Xue Yin quietly ran over to He Su's dormitory. He walked in and sighed in a dignified way: "Qi Xue, your dormitory is so clean!"

He Su didn't bother to talk to him.

The steps of Bloody Mary's psychic game are already clear, Xue Yin half-jokingly said: "What if Mary is really summoned at that time, haha."

"Then I'm afraid we can only die." He Su said.

Xue Yin froze for a moment, then took out the dozens of candles he had brought.

He Su looked at him quietly, thinking that this is too much...

"It's still early, let's chat." Xue Yin glanced at the time and suggested, and He Su agreed after thinking about it...

Then he regretted it.

Because Xue Yin is also a chatterbox!Talking at Lu Lu Lu's level! !

When chatting with him, He Su couldn't get in at all, and even if He Su managed to get in, he would find that Xue Yin had already moved on to the next topic... He couldn't keep up with his train of thought and logic at all!

【...Xue Xue please stop talking, please be a quiet and beautiful man (manual goodbye)】

【I choose to die (lay down)】

[Xue Xue, why do you want to be a star, let’s do a talk show→_→]

Amidst the barrage of wailing, He Su cut off Xue Yin's words, and it was already 1 o'clock in the morning.

The night patrol outside has already checked the room.

After turning off the lights, Xue Yin lit all the candles, and the dormitory was suddenly lit up.

"Well... Speaking of which, Qi Xue, can you stay with me here." After finishing, Xue Yin said to him with a shy face, "Actually, I still can't cope with this..."

He Su: "But the above said that only one person is needed."

Xue Yin: "...rules are dead, but people are alive!"

"This sentence is not used like this, thank you." After saying this, He Su walked out ruthlessly, and locked the door outside by the way.

"Qi Xuexuexuexuexue--!!!" There was a sound of scratching the door, but He Su remained unmoved.

"You betrayed my love, you owed your conscience..."

Such a song faintly sounded in Xue Yin's heart.

After Erkang held his hand for a while, seeing that Qi Xue was determined to let him do it by himself, Xue Yin had no choice but to face the camera, and then bit the bullet and went.

"But the scary feeling of being so bright is gone." Xue Yin said to the burning candles.

[I always feel that a fire will break out in the next second...]

【The one on fire don't go away】

【Fire 2】

【Fire 10086】

Xue Yin, who didn't know the worries of the fans in the barrage, turned around and faced the mirror. He looked at himself inside, pretending to be narcissistic and said, "Oh, I'm still so handsome, I'm almost fascinated by myself~"

Then suddenly shouted three times in the mirror with lightning speed, "I believe bloody mary I believe bloody mary I believe bloody mary it's alright, nothing happened Qi Xue, let me go out ahhhhhh!!!!"

No breath in between!

He Su outside the door: ...

He silently glanced at the barrage, which was full of 23333, this Xue Yin is really a joke maker.

【Xue Xue, did you forget that you said you have to read it silently three times? Why did you call out 23333】

[Xue Xue, you are too cowardly, learn from Xuexue!Look how calm they are! 】

【↑I Xue is a black rabbit, of course I am calm】

He Su stood outside the door: "...It's three times silently."

He glanced at the bracelet, but there was no hint about the completion of the task.

"Ahem, Qi Xue, Axue, Master Xue, let's have a discussion. I've tried it just now. Now it's your turn. Let's work in shifts once!"

He Su raised his eyebrows slightly, thinking that what he was waiting for was your words.

"Okay."

"Oh, don't be so stingy one person at a time...Wait what did you just say?!" Xue Yin was stunned in the middle of speaking.

"I agree." He Su repeated thoughtfully, and then unlocked the door.

The moment the door opened, Xue Yin rushed out, He Su glanced at him, and walked in.

Xue Yin: Why do I feel that I was despised just now? This must be my illusion, right?

He Su walked into the dormitory, looked at the room full of lit candles, and felt a deep headache.

At this moment, his idea subtly overlapped with the previous barrage: Will this really not cause a fire...

Twitching the corners of his mouth, He Su blew out the candles and put them away, leaving only one on top of the mirror.

The only remaining candle was burning faintly, and candle tears slowly flowed down the body of the candle.

He Su stared at the mirror, put his palms together, and silently said "I believe bloodymary" three times in his heart.

It's eerily quiet inside.

He Su felt an inexplicable heaviness in the air, as if something had come quietly.

"Huh—" the candle went out silently.

Xue Yin squatted outside the door for a long time, and finally the door lock "clicked", and He Su pushed the door and came out and told him that he could go back.

At the same time, the wristband also indicated that the task was completed, and both of them increased their points.

So far, He Su's points are the highest among all of them.

"Uh... what happened just now? I feel a little cold for no reason..." Xue Yin rubbed the arm outside the short axis.

"No, so the game Bloody Mary is really a spoof, and the authenticity is not high." He Su said calmly.

Xue Yin: "I always feel that you are hiding something..."

He Su insisted that it was his illusion.

[Ghosts will believe you, something must have happened just now! 】

[Holy shit, why did the candle suddenly go out just now, I almost peed in fright! ! 】

【Xuexue, you... are a liar (╯‵ ′)╯︵┴─┴】

He Su spread his hands in his heart, nothing really happened.

After the candles were extinguished, nothing appeared. He Su waited for a while, then turned on the flashlight of his phone, and saw that there was nothing different about himself in the glasses.

Yaoyaoling: ... host, you are too scary, can a normal person calmly turn on the flashlight and look in the mirror in that situation just now!You have nothing to fear! !

He Su: Yes.

Yaoyaoling: Huh? !

He Sudao: I'm afraid of bugs, especially those that look disgusting and have many feet.

Yaoyaoling: ...

I don't know how to complain about you.

Qiao Rendong held his breath in his heart.

Thinking of Qi Xue's appearance, he couldn't help grinding his teeth.

This guy who hooks up everywhere!Is it that bastard Xue Yin now? !

What kind of vision is this? ?What's so good about that guy! !Xue Yin is still the film king!

Why can't you see his true face? ?

Qiao Rendong took a deep breath, remembering that the live broadcast was still going on, and calmed down his mood.

Today he formed a team by himself, and the task has not been refreshed yet, so he has plenty of time to do what he wants to do.

He thought about the rules of this reality show, and suddenly discovered something.

It doesn't seem to say that the strange stories are limited to the campus, and he himself has a golden finger, and he knows part of the legends about the strange stories on this campus.

If I remember correctly, after the completion of the first three tasks, the program team will let them collectively explore the so-called "Seven Incredibles on Campus", and there will be a very interesting setting at that time...

The phone vibrated suddenly, interrupting his train of thought. Qiao Rendong glanced at it, and the caller ID was Fu Xinren.

His expression changed slightly, then he picked up the phone, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth, as if he and the person on the other side of the phone were really a harmonious couple, and whispered softly: "Xin Ren, what's the matter?" what?"

"It's nothing, I just miss you a little bit." Fu Xinren had a gentle smile on his face. Although he knew that Qiao Rendong couldn't see it, he still had such a perfect smile.

"Hmm...how is your mission going?" Qiao Rendong gave him a tai chi?

"The progress is very slow." Fu Xinren's tone was somewhat helpless.

"As you know, it's not very convenient for me and Sister Ying... after all."

"Then you'd better be careful." Suppressing the nausea, Qiao Rendong reluctantly said a word of concern, and found an excuse to hang up the phone.

Although Fu Xinren hid it well, Qiao Rendong was keenly aware of his recent attention to Qi Xue from the very beginning.

Men are always very alert to their lovers.

Just in case, Qiao Rendong decided to deal with Fu Xinren as soon as possible.

On the second day of school, He Su went out of his way again.

...He and Xue Yin were called to the dean's office.

"Make trouble!! You two are going to make trouble!!!" The dean slapped the table with a "slap" and roared at them, both of them were sprayed with spitting stars all over their faces.

"I really don't know what's going on in your mind... What are you doing with so many candles in the room! Calling on the soul! Or do you want to set the school on fire!!!" The dean patted the table a few more times, making a loud noise. sound.

He Su and Xue Yin stood in front of the table, burying their heads in ostrich poses.

He Su said to Yaoyaoling in his heart: I feel like I have been doing a lot since I went to school...

Yaoyaoling: ...After all, it is also a serious private school.

Lighting candles in the dormitory... It's really dangerous, children must not learn it.

So as punishment, they were suspended for three days.

When Qiao Rendong and the others heard the news, they were stunned.

He Su: Is this punishment?Why do I feel so much more relaxed...

Xue Yin: Oh yeah!Finally, I don't have to take these annoying classes! !I want to take a good look at this era! !

... Here is a guy with a different style of painting!

As a result of the suspension of classes, He Su and Xue Yin went out to enjoy (cross out) the culture and customs of this era when other people were forced to stay in the classroom during the day.

Of course, for He Su, there is nothing to visit, after all, this is his original era.

The director is also very good at recording a special episode of the journey of the little white (black) rabbit and the second-handed man in the old human era.

Audience: I feel that this is the normal style of reality show, what kind of strange campus exploration are you going to do!

Director: This is art!You don't understand art! !

...Art, you bastard!

"Oh! Is this the city of the old human era!" Xue Yin is a curious baby, he wants to go up to see and touch everything, which attracts many people to look at him.

He Su kept a distance from him as much as possible, pretending not to know him.

[Xuexue: Well, I don't know who this person is. 】

【2333 Although I don't want to say this, I still feel that my film star looks like a bumpkin entering the city! 】

【Xue Xue is so cute (compare heart)】

[↑Are you serious about the above! 】

"Qi Xue Qi Xue! What is that?"

"This is..." He Su instinctively wanted to answer, and then remembered that he should pretend not to know, but he had already opened his mouth, so he pulled it apart abruptly: "This is a facility for humans in the old age, open it. After entering, enter a specific password to enter your own hidden base."

Yaoyaoling: This is a telephone booth.

"What about this one?" Xue Yin pointed to the other side.

"This is a transparent display box, used to display special people."

Yaoyaoling: ...It is obviously a sightseeing elevator.

"Oh! What about this one?" Xue Yin looked innocently curious about the baby, as if he believed in He Su's words.

"This..." He Su looked at the famous brand bag counter in the shopping mall that Xue Yin pointed at, and said with a serious face, "This is a slaughterhouse for men, you didn't see the expression on the faces of the men who walked in. what?"

Yaoyaoling: Enough is enough for you, the host!

When playing the above screen, the director thoughtfully subtitled the correct answer next to He Su's nonsense.

So He Su got another label of "serious nonsense".

"Okay, let's not talk about this, let's go eat." He Su changed the subject when he saw that it was almost done. It happened that he hadn't been able to eat anything from his era for a long time.

It's really not easy to think about it. In the last world, there was no hunger and no chance to eat. The last world has been hunting on its own. It can't even put a salt in the food, let alone the last world... …a few snacks and raw fish with unknown ingredients, what the hell is this!

It seems that the relatively "normal" food he has eaten for so long is the bag of banana milk-flavored nutrient solution given to him by his manager in this world, and the big pot of rice in the school cafeteria...

After recalling these, He Su immediately had the idea of ​​having a good meal, so He Su dragged Xue Yin into KFC.

Yaoyaoling: ...Excuseme?Host, is this what you mean by having a good meal? ? ?

He Su: Actually, I have never had the opportunity to eat fast food before, so I must try it this time.

Yaoyaoling: ...

What He Su said is actually true, because fast food is not nutritious, and Gao'er tightly controls He Su's economy (it is said that this guy basically has no income after unemployment), so he has never eaten this kind of junk food.

With inexplicable excitement, He Su walked in and glanced at the menu.

The heat dropped instantly.

He Su: ... so expensive, why so expensive.

Yao Yaoling was startled to realize that his host was actually a very poor and not very frugal person.

Xue Yin: "Well... I have a question, how much money did you bring, Axue?"

He Su took out his wallet, and there was a pen and paper worth fifty in it.

"Wow... so little..." Xue Yin sighed.

...What position do you, a guy with no money, have to say that?

In the end, He Su ordered a set meal for two plus two cones.

After receiving the meal, the two sat by the window, there was only the sound of chewing and chewing for a while, and neither of them spoke.

"...As expected, I'm still very curious about you." Xue Yin broke the silence after swallowing the fried chicken in his mouth.

He Su put down his coke and waited for the other party's next words.

"Although technology has been developed to the limit in the new human age, I still heard that some things from some ancient families have been handed down..." Xue Yin propped his chin and looked at He Su seriously.

Seeing his expression, He Sucai suddenly realized that the man in front of him, no matter how guilty he was, was in the end a very popular actor in the entertainment industry.

"Qi Xue, are you connected with those so-called ancient families?" Xue Yin said this in a very handsome tone.

He Su: "..." He picked up the Coke and took a sip, ah, it's really refreshing with ice.

Three seconds later, Xue Yin broke his power: "Hey, give me some face, it's live broadcast! Hundreds of billions of viewers are watching in front of the light screen!"

He Su: "No."

Xue Yin: "I don't believe it! Let me tell you that I am born with a strong intuition and inspiration! I have felt from the very beginning that you have a temperament that is different from ordinary people..."

Yaoyaoling: What the hell? ! !

He Su: Calm down, why are you so excited.

Yaoyaoling: I thought he was the main god!

He Su: ...What?

He suspected that he had heard it wrong.

Yaoyaoling repeated in a broken voice: I always thought he was the main god! !

He Su was silent for a moment: Why do you think so!

Yaoyaoling's face (where's the face?) is full of pain: Because he has been pestering you all the time, and he has shown special enthusiasm for you, so I...

He Su: ... I should say something.

He Su, who was speechless by the Yaoyaoling, came back to his senses. The round of conversation between him and the Yaoyaoling just now did not last a second in reality, so Xue Yin didn't see anything unusual.

"Actually, you will think that there is something strange about me, probably because of this." He Su took off the amulet of God Lukala around his neck, and handed it to Xue Yin for him to have a look.

"Eh?!" Xue Yin's expression was extremely shocked and disappointed.

He Su: So what are you expecting?

After He Su took off the necklace, Xue Yin, who really didn't feel anything on him, felt that he had suffered 10000 points of damage. He returned the necklace to He Su, and then suddenly thought of something: "That's right! Then where did you come from?" Got this necklace?"

"It's my grandma's relic..." He Su propped his chin and said.

...this guy is talking nonsense again.

"The statistics have come down! The ratings of our TV station have risen again! Although it is not as high as the last time Qi Xue's bathroom molested female ghosts, it is still very good!" A reporter excitedly said to the director.

"very good!"

"Hey, wait, why is this lens a bit fancy? It's unscientific, could it be that the signal is damaged through time and space??"

"Hurry up and check! Fortunately, it's not the time for the live broadcast of the show..."

After checking and checking, the problem was not found, but a camera went on strike.

"It feels like some huge magnetic field is interfering..." someone said.

"What's going on..." the director said dejectedly.

The source of the disturbance is holding a person at the moment.

He Su was held in his arms, and he thought that Qi Xue's body was too petite, and he could have been taken in by him.

"Honey, you actually went to eat with other men behind my back! And what you ate was junk food!" Gao'er's face was full of displeasure.

"I also want to say when you can't hold back." He Su chuckled.

Gao'er looked down at his lover who had changed his appearance again, coughed and looked away: "Didn't I want to give you a surprise..."

He Su looked at Qiao Liandong's face against him, and let out a "hehe".

Surprise your balls.

Gao Er is also very painful, he will never choose such a thankless role next time.

This is probably the so-called self-defeating.

TBC.

The author has something to say: Sorry for being so late, I coded it before, but I didn’t say anything about the online review, but I won’t modify it ==

Speaking of today is the real Calvin, the scumbag author has been drained..._(:з」∠)_

Double update again, I'm really going to die orz

So if the collection exceeds 2000, it is still not updated, how about we change it to a special episode?

Which episode do you want to see next?

1. Jiu Yaoyao's hard work under the Lord God

2. Yaoyaoling's pursuit of Jiuyaoyao (forum haunting)

If you are not interested, then update it on the spot.