What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

Walking in the empty and dark teaching building, He Su unconsciously slowed down his pace.

He walked quietly, and suddenly felt that it would be very appropriate to play the theme song of "Evil Possession" at this time.

Thinking of this, he really took out his earphones and put them on, then turned on the traffic and downloaded the song "Long Way Down".

He Su listened to the slow, weird but emotional tone and walked into the toilet on the first floor. He stood in front of the separation between the men's and women's toilets, and was silent for a while.

"Although there is no one there now, I'd better go to the men's room first." He said to himself.

Then holding the mobile phone with the flashlight turned on, he entered the toilet.

There was still a bit of excrement smell in the toilet. He Su covered his mouth and nose with his sleeve. The facilities in the men's toilet were relatively simple, that is, a toilet was installed there, which was nothing to see.

He Su turned around and backed out without finding anything unusual, then stared at the sign of the women's restroom for three seconds, and walked in with a solemn expression.

The women's restroom seemed to be more creepy. He Su sneaked a glance at the barrage in his busy schedule. It seemed that there were quite a few people who were spooked. He walked slowly to the first cubicle with a pale face, and said on purpose. : "I'm going to open the door."

"Squeak—" He grabbed the doorknob and pulled it out, revealing an empty squatting toilet after a slight sound.

"It seems that there is no one." He Su said, then left lightly and closed the door.

He walked to the second compartment, imitating his previous actions, and said, "I'm going to open the door."

"Squeak—" He opened the door again, confirmed that there was nothing there, and then closed the door.

One by one, He Su checked the toilets one by one according to this process. The atmosphere he deliberately created became extremely depressing, and even the demon spirits were a little scared.

...It reminds me of some famous scenes in movies, the protagonist escapes to the last room of the bathroom and hides, and then the pursuers check one by one, the tension of being about to be discovered.

Yaoyaoling: Host, you really know how to play.

There was nothing on the first floor, so He Su went up to the third floor. After looking at the men's room, he entered the women's room. He checked room by room as before, and finally reached the last toilet. He Su finished speaking as usual. After "I'm going to open the door", he grabbed the handle and pulled it, but the action stopped.

... can't be pulled.

At this time, the director had already deliberately set He Su's behavior as the target of the host from the very beginning, and many viewers were shocked by He Su's behavior.

You must know that in such a high-tech future, there are very few horrors created by ghosts and ghosts. The interpretation of horror movies changes with the times. At this time, most people watch strange things such as interstellar insects and monsters. cosmic creatures.

He Su built it layer by layer, until he finally pulled the only locked toilet door, the terrifying atmosphere had reached its peak!

Many people forgot to post the barrage attracted by this picture. They sat in front of the light screen, watching the slender boy's every move, and only heard their hearts beating abnormally fast.

The human fear of the unknown is always irresistible.

Unable to open the door, He Su squinted his eyes. He took a step back, hesitated, and then knocked on the door.

"Boom...boom...boom..." There were three slow and rhythmic sounds.

"...Squeak—ah—" As if hesitating for a while, the door slowly opened by itself.

Someone who was watching the live broadcast couldn't help but screamed.

[Fuck, shit, shit, I'm so good, ah, ah, ah——]

【Help! !Is Qi Xue so bold? ! 】

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm so scared qaqqq】

The barrage is already exploding.

He Su walked in without hesitation, glanced around and said to the camera that couldn't see where it was, "It turns out there's nothing inside."

...It's nothing, so it's even more terrifying, dear! !

"Maybe I should do something? Could it be that I need to go to the bathroom first?" He Su said with a distressed expression.

Audience: ... Whoever tells me that Qi Xue is a little white rabbit and white lotus in the future, I will fight him!This is obviously a natural black! !

"Well, director, can you turn the camera around and let me go to the bathroom first?" He Su said to the air with a pure face.

The director, who was sitting in front of the camera nervously waiting for the following, fell silent.

After not getting a response for a long time, He Su thought to himself that he would stop playing so as not to pass it by. He looked again and found that there was no toilet paper in this toilet.

Although nothing happened yet, he just had a faint feeling.

There must be something here.

He Su locked the door, locked himself in the cubicle and waited for a while, but in the end nothing came of it, but when he was about to open the door to go out, he found that the door couldn't be opened again.

"Well, it's not fun anymore." He said helplessly.

[...Do you want... red paper... or... green paper...]

A thin female voice appeared, the voice was so thin and frightening that it was obviously not something normal people could make.

When the director heard this sound, he fell directly from the floating chair.

"Wow, shit! It's appeared!!"

I didn't expect that there really were such things as ghosts in the old human era! !

This is the first time in history that a supernatural phenomenon has been broadcast live!This episode will definitely explode! ! !

Although some viewers still doubted that this was deliberately set up by the program group for the effect, more people were anxiously waiting for He Su's reaction.

I saw that young man listened to the trembling voice without changing his face, and then said:

"I want toilet paper thanks."

【………………】

At this moment, neither the female voice nor the director or the audience were silent.

Well, a strong answer...

[...Do you want...red paper...or green paper...] There was a silence for a while, and the female voice asked again.

"Is there no toilet paper..." He Su folded his shoulders and mused, "Okay then, please give me the newspaper."

...you seem to be teasing me.

【...Do you want red paper or green paper...】The female voice continued to ask reluctantly, ignoring He Su's answer.

At this moment, the situation in the barrage has completely changed, and it is all [hahahahahahaha].

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Qi Xue is molesting a female ghost live broadcast】

[233333 passers-by turned fans! 】

【Emperor Xuexue is calm! 】

[It’s amazing, I Xue, I always feel that next time I will kill the Quartet and subdue the 72 road ghosts [doge face]]

"Cardboard, wallpaper, A4 paper, there is always one you should have, right? If you don't have any, please let me out and thank you." He Su continued to "bully" the female ghost, and the female ghost was still scary after repeating it several times Hearing too many voices gives people a sense of humor.

[...Red paper...Green paper...] After dryly repeating the red paper and green paper again, the ghost finally couldn't take it anymore, a gust of wind blew in the room, and suddenly all the toilet doors were closed Blow it away hard, making a deafening "bang" sound.

He Su swore that he heard the female ghost say "your sister".

Slightly curling the corner of his mouth, He Su walked out quickly. At this time, a reminder of [Mission Complete] appeared on his bracelet.

[Qi Xue and Qiao Liandong scored 10 points]

After walking out of the toilet, He Su thought that the camera should still be facing him, so he took advantage of the opportunity to chat about something.

"The situation just now was quite dangerous, everyone, don't look so funny." He smiled slightly, "Actually, my back is covered in cold sweat now."

The barrage is full of disbelief.

He Su lowered his eyes, his expression was a bit tired, he said that he didn't feel anything in his heart, he must be bluffing, He Su who faced the female ghost must be under the greatest pressure.

Leaning against the wall, he told a strange story about the red and green paper in the toilet in a very casual tone.

"I've heard it before, if a voice asks you 'do you want red or green paper' in the toilet, you must not answer it at this time."

He paused: "It is said that if you answer the red paper, a hand will peel off your skin and make you bleed to death alive; if you answer the green paper, a hand will reach out from the pit to grab you, and then Drag you down, when the time comes, all your bones will be crushed."

"Of course I don't know the authenticity of this. After all, people who have really experienced it can't tell." He showed a somewhat sinister smile.

audience:…………

After this battle, He Su won titles such as "Emperor Tranquility", "Little Prince of Strange Talk" and "Natural Black Rabbit".

Thanks to He Su's "efforts", Qi Xue's popularity has increased a lot. Of course, this is another story...

"Qi Xue?!" There was a rush of footsteps, and then Qiao Liandong's shout came.

"What... what did you do?" Qiao Liandong's tone was a bit strange, he looked He Su up and down, and found that the other party's hair was messed up (by the gust of wind) and nothing happened.

"Have you encountered a strange story? I saw a message on the bracelet saying that the task of our group has been completed."

"It's done, I met the toilet monster." He Su said.

"Toilet monster?!" Qiao Rendong was startled.

"That's right, the monster of the repeater, the kind that can only repeat a sentence." He Su said nonsense in a serious manner.

Qiao Rendong: "...What is it all about, you are a donkey to me, right=="

In short, the points of Qiao Rendong & Qi Xue's group are far ahead. It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.

The other two groups over there have made no progress at all, and Xue Yin is the most difficult one.

When Xue Yin bought candles from the school canteen and walked into the bathhouse, his whole body collapsed.

...The bathhouses of Huaguo Private High School are all public!Not to mention the mirror, it's still bright inside, and once you enter, it's full of shirtless men taking showers! !

Where to give him a dark one!Bathrooms with mirrors! ! !

The water mist blurred Xue Yin's glasses, and he stood at the entrance of the bathhouse with a candle in his hand, feeling the sadness in his heart has turned into a river.

Many boys came out after taking a shower, and looked strangely at this handsome guy who was holding a candle and sticking to the door with a tangled face.

Xue Yin: "Now I finally know, the director must not love me anymore, he picked me up."

People in the barrage said: It’s as if the director loved you ╮(￣▽￣)╭

On the second day, He Su felt a little chilly when he was woken up by the demon spirit.

The live broadcast of reality shows is at night, because the transmission of space-time signals will also be slightly delayed, so the broadcasts during the day are basically edited.

It has to be said that He Su really hated the feeling of being stared at all the time, which made his nerves tense uncontrollably.

He stretched, and when he sat up, he was still a little confused, not knowing what he should do.

Yaoyaoling: Host, hurry up and wash up now, if you stay in a daze, you will be late! !

Under the reminder of Yaoyaoling, He Su quickly washed his face and brushed his teeth, and then took his campus card to the cafeteria to buy breakfast. All food and drink here is done by swiping the card, basically eliminating the use of cash.

He Su arrived at the classroom just like that, Qiao Rendong had already arrived, and was sitting on the seat reading a book.

He looked not in a good mood, it seemed that he was a little upset because he was paddling the whole way last night.

He Su yawned, sat on his seat and started eating fried dumplings.

This is his most often eaten and favorite breakfast. The fried dumpling has a thin skin and a little meat wrapped inside. Then it is fried in a pan until the bottom is browned. It is delicious and crispy when you bite into it, with endless aftertaste.

With a sip of soy milk, it's perfect!

"Qi Xue, you kid is actually eating fried dumplings! Oh, it's so delicious, I want one too!" A boy came up and picked up a fried dumpling and put it into his mouth without saying hello.

"I want it too!" A few more boys took advantage of the opportunity to grab some food, and after a few strokes, all the fried dumplings in He Su's hand were divided.

He Su looked at the empty bag with only oil left, so he could only drink soy milk in a melancholy manner.

Qiao Rendong turned his head and glanced at him from the corner of his eye, his expression was gloomy and he didn't know what he was thinking.

He Su originally wanted to experience the campus life of a normal person, but after two classes he had to admit that Huaguo's education was really...boring.

This kind of force-feeding method of instilling knowledge made He Su, who had been wandering for a long time last night, start to feel sleepy. He didn't know if it was a good thing that he didn't go to school.

After the second class, He Su went to wash his face to wake himself up. He had been trying not to doze off before.

When he came back, he found that there was an extra fried dumpling in a plastic bag on his table.

He Su:? ? ?

Could it be that those boys who snatched up his breakfast found out their conscience?

So He Su, who was not full at first, ate all the fried dumplings.

In the third period, the teacher came to a surprise quiz, and the class was wailing, and He Su finished the whole paper easily.

After all, the high school questions were not enough for his university level.

Yaoyaoling Xindao In fact, many people lose what they have learned before going to college...

In this way, the relaxed and leisurely morning was over. At noon, the five people spontaneously gathered together. After eating in the cafeteria, they found an empty table and sat in two rows.

Xue Yin moved closer to He Su again, and He Su glanced at him, but didn't say anything.

Fu Xinren was more reserved, but his eyes often looked at He Su intentionally or unintentionally, while Qiao Rendong looked indifferent.

These two people really don't see that they are a pair of lovers at all.

After chatting for a while, He Su realized that except for him and Qiao Rendong, everyone else was late this morning, probably because their biological clocks hadn't been adjusted yet. Among them, Xue Yin was the worst. After two classes.

"My legs are sore." Xue Yin said pitifully.

No one cares about him.

"By the way, your team has already completed the task? How did you do it!" He Yingxian was the first to ask this question, paying more attention to the task than others.

"If you have to ask him, I'll paddle the whole way." Qiao Rendong pointed at He Su.

"You?" He Yingxian looked at He Su, looking at his small body, with a look... a little suspicious.

"When I went to the toilet, I met the toilet goblin, and the other party kindly gave me a roll of toilet paper." He Su continued to talk nonsense.

Joe Honeysuckle: ...==

"So it's like this!... Do you think I'm stupid (sa third sound)!" He Yingxian first acted as if he had suddenly realized it, and then attacked the case.

"If you don't believe me, there's nothing I can do." He Su's eyes were sincere.

Yaoyaoling: ... The host's personality has changed, did you make it up, you are so scary!

He Su: I'm here to follow Qi Xue's character design.

Yaoyaoling: With all due respect, the completion is not like Qi Xue!

"Okay, okay, let's eat quickly." Fu Xinren acted like a peacemaker, looking at He Su with a shadow in his eyes.

"Wait... There is new news on the bracelet!" Xue Yin said suddenly.

The other four quickly lowered their heads to look at the bracelets, at this time Xue Yin had already embraced Qi Xue: "Xueer...Qi Xue, we are in the same team!!"

What is written on the wristband is [From now on, the team formation will be disrupted once every day, today is a free team formation]

The other three: Xue Yin, you... =皮=

"Okay." He Su agreed.

【Qi Xue and Xue Yin teamed up successfully】

"..." Qiao Liandong's complexion was not very good.

The reason why He Su would agree to Xue Yin is very simple, because he still has tasks, and after he and Qiao Rendong finished the [Toilet], there was no movement.

The number of ghost stories is limited, so he has to catch up by himself if he wants to complete the task.

"Uh..." He Yingxian glanced at Fu Xinren with a tangled expression.

Everyone knows that Fu Xinren and Qiao Liandong are a couple. She doesn't want to dismantle the cp, but she still doesn't want to be alone. The pressure is huge QAQ

"The bracelet doesn't seem to say that there is a limit on the number of people, why don't we form a team with the three of us?" Qiao Rendong said.

"That's good." Fu Xinren immediately agreed. The atmosphere between him and Qiao Rendong is delicate now, and he really doesn't want to be alone with him.

[He Yingxian, Qiao Liandong and Fu Xinren successfully formed a team]

Seeing this notification, the three of them were relieved.

He Su thought that the day would just pass by during the day, but in the afternoon he was called into the office by his teacher.

"Qi Xue, let's talk." The teacher sat in front of the desk with an uneasy expression. He Su, who had never been to school, could not help feeling the teacher's majesty. He walked over nervously and stood at the desk. forward.

The teacher picked up a paper from the top of the stack on the table and put it in front of He Su. He Su glanced at it, it was his paper.

He scored 150 out of 138 in the math paper.

He Su: So is there something wrong?Is this a bad grade? ?Is the level of high school students now far beyond my imagination? ? ?

"I said you...you don't study hard at ordinary times, so I'll admit what I say, and I don't care about you anymore, but you're doing too much now." The teacher pointed at the paper and congratulated Su looked confused.

"I said you copied it, just copy it, can you take a break! Copy a little more reasonable score! So high, don't you understand that you are copying?!" The teacher slapped the table.

He Su: ...Excuseme? ? ?

Inside the barrage is a sea of ​​joy.

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!I didn't expect that Ixue was actually a top student! ! ! 】

[It's unreasonable, I feel sorry for Xue Xue, and I will be punished for such a good result in the exam (laughing and crying)]

【Xuexue don't cry, this teacher doesn't know your true strength! ! 】

He Su was scolded bloody, and went back to the classroom with the paper in his hands.

"Hahahahahaha I've heard about Qi Xue, why are you so stupid, you can copy too much and get caught hahahahaha——"

He Su: ...It's so annoying to be scolded by the scumbags after being scolded by the teacher.

Qiao Rendong also did well in the exam, with a score of 120, but the teacher didn't say anything.

He Su learned from Yaoyaoling that it is not easy for Huaguo high school students to get a score of 120 or above in mathematics, and they are good students.

So... Qiao Rendong's personality here is a good student? ? ?

He Su: ...

He doesn't want to watch the barrage anymore, he already knows what's going on with his toes (manual goodbye)

Although it is full-time, students can still leave school during lunch and dinner, but that needs to be registered.

He Su found Xue Yin, went out to take a taxi to a hypermarket during dinner, and came back with a big mirror on his shoulder.

Facing the gazes of the crowd, Xue Yin said, "Uh, Qi Xue...do we really need to buy such a big mirror..." I feel a little ashamed...

"I have a hunch that I might need to use it later. In short, it's right to buy a bigger one." He Su, who walked in front and lifted the upper part of the mirror, replied.

"Hey...then is it okay to put this mirror in your dormitory when the time comes, I always feel that such a big one is in a panic in front of the window..." Xue Yin said.

"Well, I don't care."

So the mirror was moved to He Su's bedroom.

Before leaving, Xue Yin suddenly leaned close to He Su's ear and whispered something.

He Su blinked, and then said with a half-smile: "Guess?"

Xue Yin shrugged and said, "Anyway, I'll rely on you to take care of me, Boss Qi Xue!"

Viewers watching the show felt like they were about to explode with curiosity.

...What kind of dumb fans are they playing!

After Xue Yin left, He Su sat on the bed, put his finger into the neckline, and took out a simple necklace.

"Is this..." He murmured to himself.

TBC.