What should I do if my boyfriend is a vinegar jar [Quick Transmigration]

This happened after an unknown amount of time.

He Su found that Yaoyaoling had become less talkative recently, and always seemed to be thinking about something.

After one task was completed and he returned to the data space, He Su suddenly saw a boy who looked like a boy running towards him, and at the same time opened his arms as if to hug him.

"Where did the wild man dare to seduce my darling!!!" Gao Er, who appeared from nowhere, kicked the boy a few meters away with a flying kick.

He Su: "..."

He seems to have heard that boy calling himself "Host" just now?

Putting down the half-drinked banana milk in his hand, He Su walked over, watched the boy lying on the ground turn him over with his feet, and saw a handsome face.

He Su: ...Who is this?

"It's me! It's been said that I'm a demon spirit!!" The young man looked up with blood on his face.

Yaoyaoling: Human beings are so heavy, I’m not used to it_(:3」∠)_

He Su was silent for a moment, and said, "How did you become a human?"

Only then did Yao Yaoling remember the reason why he came to him: "Host host! Did you make it! Because this is the sixth world you have completed! So I got the reward of owning a body for one day!"

He Su: "...Oh."

He thought Gao'er must know about this, and he definitely did it on purpose to kick the flying demon just now.

Gao'er: That's right, I just see him upset.

"Hey, have you talked enough?" Gao'er came over vigilantly, separated the two, and took He Su away.

Yaoyaoling: These two knew immediately that they were going to abuse dogs again.

Watching the backs of the two disappear, Yaoyao felt a sense of loneliness.

... After finally getting a body, why can't I do anything?

No...he can.

Yaoyaoling showed a somewhat idiotic smile.

Nine Yaoyao is rapidly processing one set of data after another.

His boss, the main god, skipped work again to hang out with his boyfriend.

For this matter, Jiu Yaoyao went from powerless to angry at the beginning, and now she has become accustomed to it.

Suddenly received a set of communication data, Jiu Yaoyao opened it, and found that it was sent from the system of the main god's concubine.

... This little system failed to confess to itself last time.

Thinking of this fact, Jiu Yaoyao couldn't help but feel bad.

Ignoring Yaoyaoling's visit request, Jiu Yaoyao continued to work.

Yaoyaoling, who didn't get a response for a long time over there, was very disappointed, and finally started to browse the forum to get back his mood.

The forum is a platform for travelers to communicate and make friends with each other. Yaoyaoling usually likes to watch the interaction between humans, but unfortunately its own host is quite indifferent to this aspect.

The forum is divided into strategy area, irrigation tree hole area, etc. In the strategy area, there are generally some strategies and tips for beginners, and there are also some boards for placing resources, but most of them are water posts.

Even if it is a water post, Yao Yaoling always reads it with gusto.

What happened to the water post!You must know that there is always a chance that a water post will become a god post, okay?

Of course, the emergence of magic stickers is always accompanied by such popular things as falling horses.

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[Newcomers begging my friends to complete the mission with me! 】

[Fucking system mall is too bad! ! 】

【Let’s talk about the characteristics of our own system~】

[August [-], the best in the world I experienced and my history of face-slapping]

【Gossip!The rookie system actually wants to pursue the male god Jiu Yaoyao!Happy to be rejected~]

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Seeing the title at the bottom, Yaoyaoling sprayed it directly. It poked in with trembling hands, and it was obvious that it was talking about itself! !

Even if you use the human brain that is not yet familiar with it, you will know it all!This must be the post by that bastard Lu Lulu! !

Looking at the following posts, Yaoyaoling found that the focus of most people is how long it persists before giving up, and the problem of its attack and suffering with Jiuyaoyao.

Yaoyaoling: Offensive? ?

It's a little bewildering.

This term is only available between human partners of the same sex. The partners between the systems are the interaction of data, and all the data between them will be shared when they are introduced.

In fact, some systems are called male gods by human beings in forums, which is something that Yaoyaoling has never understood.

Nine Yaoyao is the "male god" in their horror fast travel zone.

With doubts, Yaoyaoling climbed the stairs for a while.

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44l don't understand you guys

What the hell is a male god... Even if 911 is the system of the main god, it is just a system.

45l male god asking for marriage

Why can't the system be a male god!What did you make!The most cold-looking Jiu Yaoyao is actually a natural one!

Speaking of the floor master, I once watched the Nine Yaoyao male god being beaten by someone... So the floor master must say that Jiu Yaoyao must have suffered! !Yes! !Accept it! !ah! ! ! (infinite echo)

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However, after the statement that Jiu Yaoyao must be subject to such a statement, Luzhu never appeared again, and everyone speculated that Luzhu must have been checked by Jiu Yaoyao... or something.

Yaoyaoling silently lit a candle for Luzhu, and then:

wall dong?How can this be a system ball? ? ?

So Yaoyaoling consulted one of his seniors.

Senior: "...you don't know."

Yaoyaoling: "Know what?"

The senior didn't want to talk to Yaoyaoling, and threw a link to it.

Yaoyaoling poked in, only to find that it was a blocked post, which could only be linked but could not be upvoted.

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【Gossip!Live broadcast the whole process of being rejected by the high-cold system Nine Yaoyao's confession! ! 】

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The moment Yaoyaoling saw the title, his body trembled. He couldn't help but look at his senior, who shook his head with an unfathomable expression, expressing that he wouldn't say anything.

So Yaoyaoling had no choice but to look down by himself, the more he looked at it, the more frightened he felt.

...felt like I knew something great.

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(Look at the landlord)

1l just want to gossip

big news!Today, the master had a bug and was stuck in a high-level space, but he watched a confession that he liked to hear and was rejected!

Now Luzhu's gossip blood is boiling!In order to prevent being retaliated afterwards, I mainly use a vest to disguise myself (o艸`)

29l just want to gossip

You brush so fast, you guys!

What are you doing? Today, the master went to the high-level space to find the male god Jiu Yaoyao to apply for transfer to the BL group, but it turned out that the eighth brother was stuck in it!Luzhu has been stuck for a long time!I almost thought I was going to be in it forever <(tot)/

35l just want to gossip

As a result, Luzhu saw Nine Yaoyao... At that time, Luzhu was completely shocked, you must know that it was Nine Yaoyao!That is the system of the Lord God!

Before Luzhu could call for help, he heard an astonishing thing...

Jiu Yaoyao confessed to someone!I was also issued a friend card! (At that time, the master felt that he wanted to shed tears of sympathy)

56l just want to gossip

Cough...Of course not, how could Luzhu be ashamed to ask Jiu Yaoyao for help after hearing this kind of thing...Of course the bug disappeared in the end and Luzhu was bounced back to his own space.

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Seeing this, Yaoyaoling felt a burst of indignation.

... Which guy is so blind to reject Jiu Yaoyao!It looks so hot and good-looking, okay? !

Look at Jiu Yaoyao's round figure!That beautiful shine!And that clear material! !

With an angry mood, Yaoyaoling continued to look down, and it vowed to find out who dared to reject Jiu Yaoyao!

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70l just want to gossip

Jiu Yaoyao's confession is also a system. In fact, Luzhu also discovered one of his secrets... That's right, you guys also found out that I used "he".

At first, Luzhu really didn't recognize that "person" was Jiu Yaoyao.

76l just want to gossip

Jiu Yaoyao was originally a human being... Who would have thought of that, and the reason for the rejection of the system that rejected him was ugly rejection (laughing and crying)

What should I say.

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Yaoyaoling: ...Huh?

It seemed to hear the sound of broken views.

The senior patted it on the shoulder and left.

It took a long time for Yao Yaoling to come back to his senses. It silently read through the huge amount of information, but there was no useful information until the end.

Feeling very comfortable, Yaoyaoling decided to ask Jiu Yaoyao himself for verification.

After Jiu Yaoyao finished all the work, she was about to go to the rest meeting and then received another application from Yaoyaoling.

He took a look and found that the other party had expressed incomparably something about a post he had read.

Jiu Yaoyao: ...you read, that dark history.

But it's okay, it's time to make a break.

After making up his mind, Jiu Yaoyao let Yaoyaoling enter the high-level space, and then said: "The post is correct. I was originally a human being. For reasons that cannot be explained, I became a system. It has been more than 1000 years. , it's impossible for the two of us, you should give up as soon as possible."

The demon spirit is still wearing the human skin, it stammered: "Well, so what, can't the system and human beings be together! And you are also the system now!"

Nine Yaoyao: "..."

His answer was to directly show Yao Yaoling his original appearance.

Yaoyaoling: ……………

The aesthetics of the system and humans are different.

As Jiu Yaoyao expected, after seeing his original appearance, Yao Yaoling's love healed without medicine.

After the date, Gao'er returned to the high-level space contentedly, only to see that his own system appeared in human form, which is very rare.

The human form consumes a lot of energy, so Jiu Yaoyao usually moves in the form of a light ball.

"It's really rare, is today a special day?" He looked at Nine Yaoyao with great interest. Judging from human aesthetics, Nine Yaoyao's appearance is very good, with silver hair like snow, sculpted eyebrows and phoenix eyes, of course It's not attractive to him.

Gao'er: My body and mind are dear!Others are crooked in my eyes!

Jiu Yaoyao just said quietly: "It's just that I want to retire early..."

Gao'er:? ? ?

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