you poked my tail

Baicheng stood at the entrance of the cave, looking at the Shijiao that was building a thatched hut not far away.

After a while, he said coldly, "My Qinglian Mountain has never been inhabited by human beings for a hundred years. You have some courage, and you are not afraid that one day I will eat you on a whim!"

Shi Yao smiled slightly, "Your Majesty was just joking, if you wanted to eat it, you would have eaten it earlier, how come you haven't moved me at all?" He added: "I have long seen that Your Majesty is a good monster with a kind heart. I was sold as a secret guard, I don't know who my parents are, and I don't know if there are any relatives in this world. In that dark place, I train every day. I always think that one day I will be free, but I never thought about it. You have given me this freedom, although I am not sure what will happen in the future, but I will definitely follow you now, build a thatched hut here, and be your companion in this deep mountain at that time."

Baicheng snorted, and said disdainfully: "The mouth of a human is really glib! It's annoying! When will I, Baicheng, need a human as a companion?" After saying that, he disappeared and went to Wangfu to find Bairuan.

Prince Jing's Mansion, the back garden, the Dog Cave.

Bai Ruan was lying there with his butt pouted to go into the dog's hole. He seemed to be in a good mood, humming a song, and occasionally twisted his buttocks.

"I have a little fox. I never ride it. One day, on a whim, I ran into a dog hole..."

The little tit followed suit and hummed a song, "I have a good friend, he is little fox, he is happy every day..."

Bai Ruan giggled, shook his head more happily, and continued humming, "I have ears (ears) on my head, and a tail (tail) behind me, no one knows, I am a little fox... I am a fox Little Fox……"

"Little fox..." The little tit spread its wings and sang along.

Sitting on the top of a tree, Bai Cheng leisurely looked at these two little idiots, his heart softened and softened by their singing, and the corners of his mouth curled up unconsciously.

At a certain moment, he flew down, stopped by the dog hole, raised his foot and kicked the white soft butt.

Bai Ruan was kicked by him with an ouch, and wanted to turn around, but he was stuck in the dog hole, so he had to back out slowly, touched his butt, pouted his lips, "Ah Cheng, why did you kick me?"

Bai Cheng knelt down, stretched out his hand and pinched his round cheeks, "Your concubine of Prince Jing's mansion, why did you get into a dog's hole?"

The little tit flew up to Baicheng's shoulder and said, "Ah Cheng doesn't know, this dog hole was used by Ah Ruan to sneak down the mountain to deliver things to his wife. Let Ah Ruan come and see it."

Bai Cheng understood, smiled lightly, and asked: "Then the silly prince doesn't know that there is a stupid fox who always gives him things all these years?"

Hearing this, Bai Ruan frowned, pursed his mouth, and then pretended to be pregnant, "Ah Heng knows, Ah Ruan doesn't care, because I didn't expect him to know when I sent the things before, it's all up to Ah Ruan own mind."

Bai Cheng was slightly taken aback when he told him, and couldn't help but click his tongue twice, praising this little idiot for being so silly and cute.

Bai Ruan's round eyes were curved, and he wanted to continue drilling the dog hole, Bai Cheng patted his little butt, and said, "Why are you drilling the dog hole now?"

Before waiting for Bai Ruan to reply, Chu Heng, who was walking towards this side, made a sound first, his eyes fell on Bai Cheng's hand on Bai Ruan's buttocks like a knife, resisting the sourness, and said: "In What are you doing here?"

Hearing Chu Heng's voice, Bai Ruan immediately exited the dog hole happily, hurriedly got up, called "A Heng", then rushed to him, hugged and hugged him, with a smile on his little face, "Ah Ruan is here Drill the dog hole."

"Drilling a dog hole, why do you want people to touch your ass?" Chu Heng has always been very possessive to his own people, and when he said the words, he was direct and cold. It was for Baicheng.

Bai Ruan was taken aback, opened her mouth slightly, wanted to explain, but suddenly realized that the lady was jealous again, Xing'er narrowed her eyes, touched Chu Heng's chest, stood on tiptoe, and whispered softly in Chu Heng's ear He said: "Ah Heng is good, Baicheng just patted my butt, but did nothing else."

After saying this, Chu Heng's face darkened again, and he raised his hand helplessly to knock Bai Ruan's head, but he couldn't bear it, so he had to hold his hand instead, "It's not that I'm hungry, I ordered the kitchen to cook it for you. Things." After saying that, he took Bai Ruan's hand and wanted to leave, but he still turned around and said to the little tit on Bai Cheng's shoulder: "Ah Que, come here, it's time to eat."

The little tit, Hei Qiuqiu's eyes lit up, his saliva dripped, and he flapped his wings to fly.

But Baicheng held him down, held him in the palm of his hand, looked at Bai Ruan, "Ah Ruan, I came all the way here, could it be that you don't even invite me to eat?"

Bai Ruan nodded, "I want to invite you, Ah Heng was about to say that you would come with me." He looked at Chu Heng, "Is that Ah Heng?"

Chu Heng pursed the corner of his lower lip, and met Shang Bairuan's innocent eyes, although he was a little reluctant, but he didn't want to embarrass his little monster, so he nodded.

Bai Ruan felt that his family, Ah Heng, had given him too much face.Happily holding his hand, beckoning Bai Cheng and Little Tit, not forgetting to smile sweetly at Chu Heng, and went to the guest room for dinner together.

Bai Chengsheng is enchanting, with every frown and smile showing a charming charm, this kind of appearance is a living vixen.

With just a slight roll of his eyes and a slight hook of the corner of his mouth, the maids who serve the dishes can make their faces blush and become idiots.

At this moment, the jealousy in Chu Heng's heart disappeared without a trace.

Especially seeing that Bai Ruan's eyes are almost only looking at himself, he feels more at ease. From this point of view, Ah Ruan and this Baicheng are indeed so close because of the same race.

When the food was ready, he asked the serving maids to retreat.

The servant girls responded, saluted respectfully together, and then bowed and retreated.

They were all girls in their early teens and early twenties, and when they left the room, they all gathered in one place, whispering, they were all pink-faced peach blossoms, guilty of nympho.

"It's true that things of a kind gather and people are divided into groups. Our prince was born handsome, and the friends he made are also so handsome." The little girl laughed.

"Ah Hong, don't you have a crush on his handsome man?" Another girl teased.

This girl named Ah Hong stomped her feet in shame and anger, "Sister Alan!" Then she covered her already flushed face, so ashamed that she had nowhere to escape.

The other girls covered their mouths and laughed, and they all started joking.

A girl also echoed: "Don't tell me, this handsome gentleman is so handsome, I didn't even dare to open my eyes to look at him."

"Ah Zi, haven't you also moved your heart?"

"Oh, I don't have them. They just think that our lord and concubine are already the most beautiful men I have ever seen. I never thought that there will be another one today. It's really a feast for the eyes." Zi sighed, and said in a low voice: "I don't dare to climb up to such a man, listen to what my mother said, all the unusual people in this world are reincarnated from the heavenly beauties. Get them another pair."

Hearing these words, the little girls stopped laughing, and they all looked at Ah Zi curiously, wanting to listen to her next words.

Ah Zi nodded heavily, "Really, my mother has heard from my grandma and her generation that bad and good fates are matched for them by heaven, even men and women are matched by heaven for them, It’s not something ordinary people like us can participate in.”

What he said made several girls look at each other in dismay, and a girl named Ah Qing also echoed, "Yes, I have heard of it too." She frowned, "But these are all nonsense from wild books. Just listen to it as a story."

After talking, the girls chattered again.

The meal was quite harmonious, after the meal, Chu Heng ordered someone to arrange a guest room, Bai Cheng thanked Chu Heng, and went to the guest room to sleep without any hesitation.

This time he came to the palace because the pigeon in the capital sent a letter to Shi Hou, saying that the emperor intends to arrange another person to come to Prince Jing's palace.

The days are about these days, Baicheng wants to see who the emperor who is far away in the capital will send to disturb the love of his little fool.

Bai Ruan's belly was round, and he burped, and so did the little tit, flapping its wings contentedly, and went to sleep on the soft pillow on the street.

Chu Heng glanced at the small hole on the soft pillow that was pressed down by the bird, and suddenly felt it was funny.

Bai Ruan followed suit, smiled cutely, and took Chu Heng's hand to go to sleep on the couch.

When he arrived on the couch, Chu Heng hugged him into his arms, kissed him, and said, "Little thing, I have something to tell you."

"Huh?" Bai Ruan looked at him suspiciously.

"A few years ago, I rescued a white fox in the mountains. Later, that little fox would always send me some wild fruits from the mountains every now and then. Later, I caught a fox hiding in a tree in the school grounds. The sneaky little fox, I have never forgotten the things I care about, so I recognized them as the same one that day, but I never thought that my favorite little work would be transformed into a little fox." Chu Heng's brows and eyes were soft, and he looked at Bai Ruan who had been stupefied with joy.

Bai Ruan's round eyes opened even more roundly, and he lay there stupidly, completely unbelievable.

Ah Heng has been playing dumb?

Bai Ruan held the small pillow in his arms, stroked it a few times in a daze, blinked his round eyes, and really didn't understand, so he asked Chu Heng, "Why didn't Ah Heng say anything before?"

Chu Heng stroked his head a few times, "Because Ah Heng likes to see his Ah Ruan's silly and silly appearance."

Bai Ruan stared, thinking that this was a scheme for his wife out of thin air.

With a snort, he turned over, embraced the small pillow and showed his original shape, ignoring Chu Heng.

Chu Heng smiled lowly, stretched out his hand and hugged the angry little fox into his arms, Bai Ruan wagged his tail, and lightly swept Chu Heng's arm, itching and soft-hearted.

What Chu Heng thought in his heart was that such a gracious but kind, naive little goblin should be protected, pampered and loved wholeheartedly.

But what Bai Ruan thought in his heart was, oh, why are you so angry, such a good Ah Heng, such a good lady, he should be pampered and loved, and he can do whatever he likes.

Thinking of this, she turned over, stared at Ah Heng's chin with those big round eyes, then leaned over to lick it, curled up in his arms and fell asleep.

Bai Ruan woke up after sleeping for a while, not too sleepy, came out of Chu Heng's arms, stared at him, the more he looked at him, the happier he was like eating honey.

The little paw lightly touched Chu Heng's face, covering his mouth and secretly laughing, wagging his tail, moving his ears, and his round eyes.

Such a beautiful lady is my own.Hehe, Bai Ruan turned over, put his paws on his small chest, thinking about it, he twitched happily.

Quietly got out of bed, turned into a human form, and walked to the side of the soft couch, unexpectedly, the little tit had woken up early and was drinking water on the small table.The girl waiting outside heard the movement, looked inside, and hurriedly began to serve, those who brought water, those who brought cloth towels, and some turned and went to the kitchen, and brought fruit snacks.

Bai Ruan hissed them to be quieter, his family Ah Heng is still sleeping, so they can't be disturbed.

The maids waited on him lightly, wiped his face, washed his face, rinsed his mouth, and then quietly exited the room.

It was only two minutes later, the sky outside was cloudy and windy, and it was already early autumn, so it was important to keep cool.

Bai Ruan and Little Tit were lying by the window, eating snacks and fruits, and looking at the branches, flowers and plants blown by the wind in the yard.

After a while, the little tit wanted to go out and fly for a while, and stopped by the bridge to listen to the story told by the book.

Upon hearing this, Bai Ruan dropped the candied dates in his hands, with a small face impatient, "Ah Ruan wants to go too, Ah Que takes me."

"Will your Ah Heng be angry?" The little tit rubbed her face with the tip of her wings.

"My Ah Heng is doing well, let him sleep well, and I'll go outside and buy him some nice things along the way."

As Bai Ruan said, he went under the couch, pouted his buttocks to find out his small porcelain jar, which now contained forty Wen, reached into the porcelain jar, took out ten Wen, put it in his pocket, and took it with him. With the little tit swaggering out the door.

The hidden guards who hid in the dark to protect them followed secretly, and they all brought enough silver and gold, which was also what Chu Heng ordered earlier.

The little tit squatted on Bai Ruan's shoulders, Bai Ruan carried his ten cents to eat from the east to the west of the city, and also had some extra money in his hands for no reason, which made him nervous.

When I walked to a brothel, I heard many women calling him from a long distance, waving at him, scratching their heads and posing, and calling out in a voice: "Handsome little husband, come here, the scenery inside is beautiful, don't you come in and have a look." ?"

Bai Ruan stopped curiously, with round eyes, blinking and blinking, completely confused and curious, asked the little tit, "Where is this place?"

"The most famous brothel in Qingcheng." The little tit didn't know much, and was rather curious.

"Chicken Yard?" Bai Ruan wanted to salivate. As a fox, he likes to eat chicken very much. If it was a chicken yard, guessing like this, there must be a lot of chicken in it to eat.

Thinking of this, he swallowed, puffed out his chest, pretended to have seen the world, and walked into the brothel swaggeringly with his little tits.

The hidden guards in the dark corner were so frightened that they covered their hearts and broke out in cold sweat. Should the princess enter the brothel as a report or not?

worry.

Before Bai Ruan stepped into the door of the brothel, a group of women with smeared red faces and fragrant fragrances on their bodies, Yingying Yanyan, pulled and pulled at him, making Bai Ruan flustered for a while No, she was dragged into the room in a daze by them.

As soon as the door was closed, two women came up and said in a coquettish voice: "Young Master, how come you are so handsome, you are called a little lady, I am very happy to see it, I am so happy."

Bai Ruan was in a daze, hugging the little tit that was smudged by the smell of fat powder, staring with a pair of round eyes in a daze: "Where's the chicken?"

"what?"

"Isn't the Chicken Yard a place that sells chicken?" Bai Ruan took it for granted.

As soon as these words came out, the two women were already laughing and lying on the table.

Bai Ruan pursed her lips, looked at them in bewilderment, and then looked at the room, all red, green and green, she was dizzy looking at it, thought about it, and simply got up and left.

But before he reached the door, he was pulled back by the two women, "Okay, okay, my husband is so anxious, then I will give you some meat, I will definitely satisfy you."

While talking here, he started to take off his clothes, and immediately frightened Bai Ruan, stood up abruptly, and said: "What are you doing? I didn't come to see you take off your clothes. My wife taught me not only not to be with you Outsiders hold hands, let alone look at their ass!" After saying that, he snorted and ran away in fright while hugging the little tit.

After leaving the brothel, the fox and tit all heaved a sigh of relief.

Bai Ruan really didn't understand, so he asked the little tit.

The little tit acted as an understanding bird, saying that human men like to come to this kind of place, because the women here all have fragrance on their bodies, and they all wear rouge and gouache, and they human men like this.

These words made Bai Ruan secretly remember in his heart, if he wanted his wife to like him more, then he would also buy some rouge and water powder, so that the wife would like him even more.

Action is worse than heartbeat, so he took the little tit and went to buy rouge and gouache together.

Stopped in front of a stall, left to pick and choose, I don't know which one is better, the stall owner smiled and said: "Xiao Xianggong wants to buy rouge and gouache for the lady?"

Bai Ruan's cheeks bulged slightly, and he shook his head, "Buy it for me."

The stall owner: "..."