you poked my tail

Bai Ruan's mouth was deflated, his tail and ears were stretched, and his round eyes were watery.

"Ah Ruan is very angry, but Ah Ruan doesn't say anything." He said aggrieved.

Chu Heng made him feel soft, hugged him into his arms, and explained to him: "Although Song Ji is reckless, he is not a bad person. This king has already punished him, and he will not come to you again in the future." Trouble."

Bai Ruan looked at him, frowned, and said unconvinced: "But he stabbed you with a sword."

Chu Heng explained to him again, saying that they were acting.

Bai Ruan doesn't understand.

After thinking about it for a while, Chu Heng felt that some things need not be concealed from Bai Ruan, so he told all the ins and outs of the assassination.

Bai Ruan was quite surprised when he heard that, he just thought they were idiots.After thinking about it, suddenly, I asked Chu Heng if he looked like those opera singers.

Chu Heng smiled silently, he chose not to tell this little monster who is not obsessed with the world, about the affairs of the court, his own situation, and Chu Duo's grievances, as long as he lives in a simple and carefree way. good.

Bai Ruan's ears twitched, and seeing Chu Heng laugh again, he felt that his wife was a big fool, even if she was singing, she couldn't let people cut herself with a sword.

He didn't quite understand some things about human beings, and he couldn't figure out some things about his wife, so Bai Ruan felt a little bored.

Sighing softly, he said: "Heng, when will Ah Ruan understand all kinds of things about you humans?"

"Why do you have to understand?" Chu Heng played with his ears.

"Understood, I'm more like a person, and I can share some burdens for my wife." Bai Ruan said seriously, "Would Ah Heng think that I don't understand many things, and despise me?"

Chu Heng smiled softly, "It's so good, you don't need to deliberately change yourself." He said again: "It's too late to like it, how can you dislike it?"

After receiving such sweet words, Bai Ruan was satisfied and laughed, wagging his tail happily.

Chu Heng made his heart very soft for him, played with his ears, and stretched out his hand to the big soft white tail.

Bai Ruan sat on Chu Heng's lap, and his butt just unconsciously rubbed against the thing between Chu Heng's legs. Looking at his pretty appearance, Chu Heng's breathing became a little rough.

Chu Heng resisted, staring at the dishonest Bai Ruan on his legs, and said, "Song Ji has already seen your appearance showing your tail and ears."

Bai Ruan pursed his lower lip, and said indifferently: "I let him see it just to scare him."

scare?This word made Chu Heng smile, stretched out his hand and scratched his soft and beautiful nose, "How can you be scary with your appearance?"

Bai Ruan looked at him, "I just scared that Song Ji." Speaking of this round cheek with a smile, "Ah Ruan was always afraid that my appearance would scare Ah Heng, but now it seems that Ah Heng is not afraid, Ah Ruan is really relieved."

After speaking, he shook his tail and moved his ears again, looking obviously happy.

"In my eyes, you look good in everything." Chu Heng said, continuing to play with his soft ears.

After hearing this, Bai Ruan groaned, kissed Chu Heng twice, hugged him, imitating Chu Heng's words and said: "You little lady with a mouth full of honey."

Chu Heng laughed when he told him, pulled his ear, and asked: "Do you know which side the title lady is used for?"

"Of course I know." Bai Ruan said with a small expression that I understood, and said softly, "A-Heng is a lady, I am my husband, and my husband wants to spoil his wife, so Ah-Ruan wants to dote on A-Heng."

Chu Heng told him again with sweetness in his heart, and wanted to explain to him in detail what a lady is, but he felt that it was not so important to explain clearly, the important thing was that the little monster in front of him was happy.

Bai Ruan was shaking his head on his lap, his legs were still shaking, his tail was also shaking, and he was singing.

"Little fox, wag your tail, wag, wag your tail... I have a little fox, I never ride..."

He was really likable like this, Chu Heng couldn't help leaning over to kiss his round and soft cheeks.

Bai Ruan returned two kisses without hesitation, licked his lips, and yawned lightly.

Chu Heng stroked his back with a big hand, "Sleepy?"

"A little bit." Bai Ruan rubbed his eyes, "I just finished eating, didn't I say I can't sleep until later? Otherwise, I would have to accumulate food and take those bitter medicines again." Thinking of the bitter medicines I drank two days ago, my cheeks He hummed slightly.

"Then how about we do some exercise to digest food?" Chu Heng stroked his hair lightly and said.

Bai Ruan's eyes were wide open, and he looked at Chu Heng in a daze, "What kind of exercise?" He said again, "I'm not allowed to go anywhere at night."

Chu Heng's heart was so soft from his ignorant appearance, he hugged the corner of his mouth, and replied: "Of course it's in the room, or doing exercises on the bed."

Bai Ruan blinked his eyes, understood, covered his mouth and smirked, for such things as love affairs, he, a refined four-legged beast, was not at all shy and embarrassed, on the contrary, he was very generous.

He came out of Chu Heng's arms with a grunt, stood there and began to strip off his clothes, stripped naked, but seeing that Chu Heng was about to stare at him with a smile or not, he immediately stared round, and in a split second I lost my eyes again, isn't the lady embarrassed again?

His thoughts turned to this, he stretched out his hand to undress Chu Heng, and said softly: "Ah Heng, don't be shy, you and I, Qiu Rong and the others won't come in the house, Ah Que is in the outside room I fell asleep..."

Bai Ruan opened and closed his small mouth, talking in a rambling manner, wholeheartedly trying to keep Chu Heng from being shy.

Chu Heng made him breathe harder, and couldn't bear it anymore, picked up Bairou, picked him up, and went to the bed to do "exercise" for digestion.

-- Harmony Song: I have a little fox that I never ride --

After some "exercise", Chu Heng knew that Bai Ruan would always cry hungry every time he finished cooking, so he had someone prepare porridge for the sake of caring about Bai Ruan's rear.

Once raw and cooked twice, this has been done too much, and Bai Ruan knows that no matter how hungry he is, he can't eat meat, otherwise his butt will suffer another time.

Chu Heng fed him porridge spoon by spoon, while Bai Ruan drew a circle on the paper with his butt pouted and a brush.

Then, he counted circles seriously, and when the counting was over, the two small eyebrows frowned even more.

There are 25 circles, and there are five more, so you can no longer mate with the lady.

Thinking of this, Bai Ruan sighed and became melancholy.

Chu Heng made him laugh by frowning and sighing for a while, fed him two more mouthfuls of porridge, and asked what's wrong.

Bai Ruanyuan blinked lightly, and showed him the circle.

Then he said sullenly: "When the thirty circles are drawn, Ah Ruan will not be able to mate with Ah Heng."

Chu Heng frowned at the word mating, and patiently taught him, "We can't use the word mating between us."

Bai Ruan looked at him, a little confused, "Then what should I use?" Before Chu Heng finished speaking, he let out a sigh, and said a little excitedly: "Ah Ruan heard that Ah Cheng said that it is good for human beings to do such things. , also called sexual intercourse, also called intercourse." Speaking of this, she pursed her lips, completely admiring, "I didn't expect human beings to say such words about mating."

After hearing this, Chu Heng felt a bit sour, and asked in a deep voice: "Are you talking about everything between you and that Ah Cheng?"

Bai Ruan nodded.

Chu Heng's eyes darkened, and he said: "No matter how close you are to him, you are not in the status of a husband and wife. Don't say anything to him in the future."

Bai Ruan was puzzled, and his two small eyebrows frowned, "Ah Cheng is very good, there has always been something between me and him."

"That was before, especially about the bed." Chu Heng took another mouthful of porridge with a spoon and sent it to Bai Ruan's mouth, "If you recognize me as a lady, then listen to me."

Bai Ruan swallowed the porridge, and nodded hurriedly, "Ah Ruan admits, Ah Ruan is obedient." As he spoke, he reached out and stroked Chu Heng's back, "Ah Heng is not angry."

The corners of Chu Heng's mouth curled into a slight smile, and he put down the porridge bowl, and suddenly thought of Bai Ruan's words just now, and asked, "Just now you said that you can't do that thing with me after you draw thirty circles, why?"

Bai Ruan scratched his butt, pursed his lips, and frowned, "Because Ah Cheng said that after thirty times, Ah Heng's lifespan will be reduced, Ah Ruan doesn't want Ah Heng's life span to decrease."

It was that Baicheng again, and Chu Heng frowned. He had read about the reduction of lifespan in those books about ghosts and ghosts, and thought it was nonsense, but he didn't think it was true.

Talking about the soft eyes with tears, she pursed her mouth, felt grievance again, and said in a low voice: "Ah Ruan really hates me, but I was born a demon!" After saying that, she wiped her tears with the back of her hand, how pitiful.

Chu Heng felt distressed, lowered his head and kissed his eyes, then reached his mouth, and comforted him: "A-Heng likes the little monster Ah Ruan, why do you hate yourself; as for the reduction of Yangshou, is there a precedent? "

Bai Ruan stopped crying, with tears hanging from the corners of his eyes, and shook his head, "Ah Ruan doesn't know, but Ah Ruan knows that Ah Cheng will not lie to me."

Chu Heng sighed softly, taking a mouthful of Acheng on the left and Acheng on the right, which really made him sour. He also knew that this dry vinegar was a bit boring, so he could only press down hard.

Bai Ruan yawned, pouted, pouted his butt, and wanted to sleep.

Chu Heng got up and brought the water from the teacup, fed Bai Ruan two sips of water to rinse his mouth, and coaxed him to sleep.

"Little thing." Chu Heng whispered in Bai Ruan's ear as he was about to fall asleep.

"Huh?" Bai Ruan fell into a drowsy sleep.

"Do you know that we human beings still call such things as going to Wushan together, the joy of fish and water, and being turned into a red wave..."

Words came out one by one, Bai Ruan groaned and chirped, kicked his legs, slapped Chu Heng's mouth, and fell asleep with his head tilted.

Chu Heng: "..." He touched the mouth that was hurt by the beating, then squeezed the soft little hand that hit him, smiled silently, and wrapped Bai Ruan into his arms.

He let out a long sigh, thinking about reducing his lifespan, he was not afraid, but he was afraid that when his short life was compared with the little thing's long life, he would feel bored.

Such a sweet, sensible, well-behaved little thing with a lot of advantages, it would be great if he could live with him forever.

-

Bai Ruan is a monster, not something to be done carefully. Song Ji knew it, but he didn't dare to tell anyone. On the one hand, he was afraid of monsters, and on the other hand, he was afraid of Chu Heng.

After thinking about it, I felt that it was really unkind of me to try to kill Bai Ruan over and over again.

The prince treats him like a brother, yet he actually wants to kill the prince's little goblin, he deserves to be killed!

He wanted to go to the palace to plead guilty, but the incident of peeing his pants made him feel quite ashamed, and it was really hard to see people.

After two days of thinking behind closed doors at home, Song Ji felt that he was always staying at home and seeing no one, could it be a manly act?

Gritting his teeth, he decided to go all out!

Bai Ruan was writing in the study, these days, he has been able to write Chu Heng's name decently.

Chu Heng sat aside and watched, Bai Ruan's serious appearance made him smile.

This little monster who doesn't stick to ink in the deep mountains also has such a day of studying calligraphy seriously.

I just write and write. I really admire that he can smear his face with ink. The face that was originally fair is now so dark that it looks funny.

He stretched out his hand to gently pinch his soft little face, but Bai Ruan dodged it, raised his head, pretending to be fierce and said: "Ah Heng is not good, Ah Ruan is writing, please don't disturb me." Touching Chu Heng's shoulder, "Hey, I'll let you pinch after I finish writing."

Chu Heng smiled lowly, "Okay."

While the two were talking, there was a sound of footsteps outside.

The person who came was Song Ji, shirtless and wearing thorns, ignoring the obstruction of the people, strode into the house, walked up to Bai Ruan and knelt down, and said, "The last general is here today to plead guilty, please be punished by the princess."

After finishing speaking, he took off the thorns on his back and sent it to Bai Ruan.

Bai Ruanyuan opened his eyes again and again, the expression on his small face was obviously a little frightened, he didn't know what he was doing, and looked at Chu Heng inquiringly.

Chu Heng put back the smile on his face for a while, looked at Song Ji, "Song Ji, what are you doing?"

"The last general is pleading guilty." The expression on Song Ji's face was very serious, without any hint of a joke.

"Pleading guilty?" Bai Ruan's eyes were full of doubts.

Song Ji raised his eyes, and only then could he see Bai Ruan's big painted face. He was taken aback for a moment, and hurriedly explained to him what it means to be guilty. After hearing this, Bai Ruan's round eyes sparkled. He felt that the story of making a guilty plea was really good. He put down the brush, stood up, and Song Ji took the twig in his hand and threw it aside, and took his hand, "Quick, tell Ah Ruan some more stories like this, it's really interesting."

"..." Song Ji was taken aback for another moment, confused by the concubine, gathered himself together, and emphasized, "Wait a minute, concubine, the general is here today to plead guilty."

After finishing speaking, he picked up the twig and knelt down again.

Bai Ruan pouted, and looked at Chu Heng.

Chu Heng raised his eyebrows lightly, and said in a low voice, "Song Ji, what kind of fuss are you doing? Stop kneeling, get up, and go home with those thorns."

"No, I still need him to tell me stories." Bai Ruan took Song Ji's hand and told him to get up.

Being held by a pair of soft and white hands, Song Ji's face turned red and hot for some reason, he blinked, stood up stupidly, looked at Bai Ruan from a close distance, and realized that this little monster was really tall. It's so beautiful, no wonder the prince is so fascinated.

Chu Heng coughed, walked over and took Bai Ruan's hand, "What story do you want to hear, I will tell you." As he spoke, he looked at Song Ji coldly, "Why don't you leave?"

Song Ji was taken aback for a moment, then realized, he quickly responded, picked up those thorns and ran away.

Bai Ruan smiled and took Chu Heng's hand, "Quick, Ah Heng, tell me a story."

Chu Heng let him hold it, and taught: "In the future, don't touch other people's hands, especially those of adult men and women, you know?" Rubbing the soft little hand in his hand, "This king's Is there not enough hand for you?"

Bai Ruan told him that his eyes were round and round, he didn't understand, but at the same time he understood that his Ah Heng was jealous.

At that moment, she grinned, holding her small mouth and thinking joyfully, the jealous A-Heng is really cute.