you poked my tail

Bai Ruanyuan blinked, and looked at the stunned stall owner as a matter of course, "Can't you buy it for me?"

The stall owner regained his senses, smiled all over his face, and quickly replied: "Yes, yes, the young man is so handsome, so of course he can." He coughed and asked, "Which one does the young man like? "

"Which one is the most favorite for the lady?" Bai Ruan puffed out her chest, pretending to be a big man, but in reality she was just a silly little one, really cute.

"Ah?" The stall owner was a little stunned again, scratching his head, feeling strange, "Did you say you bought it for your wife?"

Bai Ruan nodded, "Yes."

The stall owner's shoulders trembled when he was teased by his serious appearance. He thought he was joking with him, but he didn't think that Xiaojun was born real.

Suddenly it occurred to him, could this handsome young man in front of him be...that kind of person?

Thinking of this possibility, he took a second look at Bai Ruan, for this life is really impeccable.

From this point of view, he is really a manly man.

Bai Ruan tilted his head, "What's wrong with you?"

The stall owner said "Oh", calmed himself down, and said with a smile on his face, "No, I'll choose another one for you. It's waterproof and sweatproof, and it's very effective on makeup. I'm sure you can use it. Your wife will like it very much. gone."

"Really?" Bai Ruan's almond eyes widened even more roundly, and asked curiously, "Which one?"

The little tit on his shoulder also stretched its neck to watch.

The stall owner took a few samples and introduced them one by one: "This is lip balm, including apricot flower lip balm, peach blossom lip balm, winter jasmine lip balm, osmanthus lip balm, pear flower lip balm, etc. Put it on your lips and spread it evenly. Yes, the lips are rosy and have a floral fragrance, just looking at it makes people want to bite."

Bai Ruan was surprised to hear that, and then bit his lips, thinking that when Ah Heng saw his ruddy lips with a little fragrance, he couldn't help but fascinated him.

Thinking of this made me laugh.

The stall owner took out some more and introduced: "This is makeup powder. There are Yingzi powder, goose egg powder, Peach Blossom Girl, Bi Xue powder, Fenxu peach, rouge Dianxue, etc. for the face."

The stall owner pointed to a few things for tracing eyebrows as he spoke, and said, "Little Master, this is for tracing eyebrows."

Bai Ruan asked curiously: "Is it the dried ink?"

The little tit said to Bai Ruan in bird language, "I look like carbon gray."

Both of them looked at the stall owner inquiringly with round, dark eyes.

The stall owner smiled, "This is Dai, a blue-black pigment that can paint eyebrows beautifully." He rubbed his hands, pointed to these things, and said, "I have all good things here, with a complete range. Whichever one you like, the young man, you can choose at will."

Bai Ruan's round eyes blinked, and he still looked ignorant, "But I just don't know which one is better." Pursing his lower lip, he asked the stall owner, "Which one do you think is the best?"

"I sell everything well." The stall owner boasted, "Really."

Bai Ruan thought for a while, and really didn't know which one to buy, so she held the little tit on her shoulders in her palm, holding it with both hands, with a small questioning look.

Little Titmouse frowned, thought for a while, and said, "Ah Ruan, if not, we'll buy them all back and go back to the palace to use them one by one."

Bai Ruan's cat eyes were shining, and he nodded his head frantically, "Okay, okay, I listen to you." He said and looked up at the stunned stall owner, "I want both."

When the stall owner heard this, a big smile broke out on his face, and he responded again and again, wrapped it up for him, and said, "Xiao Xianggong, there are instructions here, you can take a look when you go back."

Bai Ruan let out a stupid "Oh", and put the manual into his chest, the little tit flew from his hand to his shoulder, Bai Ruan hugged these things into his arms again, happy and satisfied, stretched out one hand to Take all the money out of your pocket.

The stall owner counted the money, a few copper coins, plus a few pieces of silver, and he returned the few copper coins to Bai Ruan, saying: "These pieces of silver are enough." He took out two more sachets, " Young Master, I present you with two sachets, hanging on your body, it will make your whole body fragrant, and your wife will feel crisp when she smells it."

Bai Ruan's curious round eyes were bright, and he said "oh", took the sachet and smelled it, the scent made him ouch, his eyes were full of curiosity, "It smells so good." He sniffed it again, sneezed, and smiled foolishly He smiled, "It smells so good." He stuffed it into his pocket contentedly, and then put the few copper coins into his pocket, waved to the stall owner, and walked away.

The stall owner stared at him, smiled, shook the pieces of silver in his hand, and couldn't help sighing a little, "You are handsome, but he is a bit stupid." He looked down at the pieces of silver again, today This business was earned in one day.

Just as he was enjoying himself, he was taken aback by the two men in black who suddenly appeared in front of him, and said puzzledly, "The two guest officers are..."

A hidden guard asked, "Did you trick that young master just now?"

"Ah?" The stall owner was stunned for a moment, then shook his head wildly, "No, no, absolutely not, I made a little bit of money, but I definitely didn't cheat him, really, I swear."

After finishing speaking, the two men in black disappeared. The boss was so scared that he broke out in a cold sweat. He hurriedly packed his things and prepared to leave.

-

In the afternoon, Lingyan Pavilion.

"Lipstick, powder makeup, black eyebrows..." After seeing Chu Heng, Bai Ruan sat on the couch, took out the things she bought one by one, and carefully placed them on the red sandalwood table as if she had found a treasure.

The little tit squatted on it, and its black eyes were full of curiosity. Looking at it and smelling it from a close distance, it felt a bit pungent, and it couldn't help sneezing a few times.

Bai Ruan raised his eyes to look at him, he laughed, touched the little tit's head with his soft little hand, and said softly, "Ah, why don't you come and stand on my shoulder."

The little tit flapped its wings and stood on Bai Ruan's shoulder, saying, "Ah Ruan, do you know how to use it?"

Bai Ruan took out the manual and spread it out, "The man said he didn't know that he could read this."

"But do you know the words on it?" The little tit stretched its neck to look at the densely packed words, and couldn't help frowning.

Bai Ruan also looked at it, then frowned, and pouted, "Ah Ruan doesn't know him, Ah Ruan only knows Ah Heng." He widened his eyes, searched around, but couldn't find the two people he knew. He sighed, resting his cheeks on his hands, staring at these rouge and gouache sadly.

Qiurong and Dongmei came in with snacks and fruits, and looked at the table full of rouge and gouache, with some inexplicable eyes.

Bai Ruan hurriedly covered it with his hands, tilted his head and said to them, "No peeking, I used it to fascinate my Ah Heng." He made a shh gesture, "Don't tell Ah Heng."

The two covered their mouths and smiled, both nodded, Qiu Rong also took the bronze mirror, put it in front of Bai Ruan, and said, "Princess, use the bronze mirror to illuminate and melt."

Bai Ruan pursed his lips, followed by his round and soft cheeks, "Qiurong, you all know this too."

"Yes, princess, these are no strangers to us women." Qiu Rong said honestly.

Bai Ruan had round eyes, showing a little admiration, holding the instruction manual, hesitated again and again, and said, "Then Dongrong, can you two take a look for me?"

The Dongrong he said means the combined name of Dongmei and Qiurong, and the two of them have already gotten used to it.

Qiu Rong took the manual, looked at it, and said with a smile, "It's simple, you don't need to look at these slaves to understand."

Bai Ruan's eyes widened, he was very surprised and admired, the little tit on his shoulder was also a little in admiration, and a pair of dark eyes stared at Qiu Rong.

Qiu Rong read the words on it once, and then pointed to these things and said it again in detail.

Bai Ruan listened carefully, keeping it firmly in his heart, took the manual and covered his face, revealing a pair of round eyes, squinted, and waved his little hands, "I see, you two go out, don't tell Ah Oh Heng."

When Qiu Rong and the others went out, Bai Ruan happily covered her mouth and smiled, rolled around on the couch twice, shook her little feet, sighed, got up, and began to apply rouge and powder.

He sat on the couch, stared at the bronze mirror, and put on his makeup carefully and conscientiously.

As the sun set, it shone into the room through the window, and reflected on his white, soft and red cheeks. He was pouting his lips, carefully applying lip balm in front of the bronze mirror.

"Ah Chick, take a look, how is it?" He pouted and asked the little tit that was about to fall asleep.

The little tit opened its eyes, met Bai Ruan's monkey butt-like face, almost slid down in fright, flapped its wings twice, and frowned, "Ah Ruan, why do I feel that it is different from those people's paintings? "

Bai Ruan also felt that it was different. He took the bronze mirror and looked left and right.

With a sigh, he put down the bronze mirror, pawed at these things, found out the two sachets, hung them on his waist, and picked up the bronze mirror to look at them again.

He seemed a little satisfied, and then poured some powder on his face, and let out a satisfied sigh, "It's probably okay."

The little tit took a closer look and nodded, "Almost."

With the affirmation of the little tit, Bai Ruan laughed twice, thinking to see if his Ah Heng woke up.

He heard footsteps, and then Chu Heng came out of the bedroom.

Bai Ruan turned his head, with a smile on his red face, he softly called, "Lady."

Chu Heng just woke up, still a little dazed, looking at Bai Ruan's face, he paused, staggered, held on to the bedroom door with his hands, and almost pulled down the bead curtain on the door.

Bai Ruan got up and walked to him, blinking her eyes, her lips curled up softly, "Heng, am I beautiful?"

"..." Chu Heng sneezed twice, stunned by the scent of Bai Ruan's body, looking at his monkey butt-like face, black eyebrows, and red lips in a daze, and didn't know how to answer for a moment.

Bai Ruan patted his face with his small hands, and said shyly, "Heng, are you so fascinated by me that you can't speak?"

Chu Heng's heart was softened by his soft appearance and sweet voice, and he reached out and touched his face, "Why do you want to learn these things?"

Bai Ruan raised his head, his round eyes were full of seriousness, "Because don't you human men like this? If you like it, then I'm going to put on makeup for Ah Heng." He said with a smile, "Ah Heng likes it. Yes, that's what Ah Ruan likes."

Standing there, Chu Heng listened to his words, looked at his face, his heart was sweetened by this little goblin, and he didn't know what to do.

"As long as Ah Heng likes it, Ah Ruan will put on makeup every day." Bai Ruan said, frowning, "But these are so troublesome, I'm tired." As he spoke, he leaned into Chu Heng's arms, with his head pressed against Chu Heng chest, coquettishly said, "I'm tired all over."

Chu Heng slid his big hands on his waist, hugged him, sat on the soft couch, and looked down at him, "I don't need it in the future, I still prefer the way you are, little thing."

When Bai Ruan heard this, he looked up at him, "But... But Aque said that you humans like this."

Chu Heng looked at Bai Ruan's smudged face, a smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth, glanced at the little tit that was sleeping on the soft pillow, and said, "I'm afraid it knows one-sidedly, so don't always listen to its one-sided words."

Bai Ruan let out an oh, with his lips curled up slightly, "But it's like this when you go to the Chicken Yard. Many, many men go there."

Hearing this, Chu Heng frowned, focusing on the word "chicken yard", "chicken yard?"

"Well, it's all a woman who turned into this, with a fragrant body. As soon as I entered, they stopped me, and they couldn't stop me." Bai Ruan's face was calm.

Chu Heng now understood clearly that he had gone to a brothel, and sighed secretly, his head ached from the anger of this little thing who didn't understand anything.

Bai Ruan still didn't know it, he felt that he was a very good husband-in-law, because he went there for his wife, suddenly thought of something, quickly took the hanging sachet, and said, "This is delicious, you smell it Smell." He took one down and put it on Chu Heng's nose.

After hearing this, Chu Heng hugged him, a little monster who is not obsessed with the world, and said softly, "You little monster."

Bai Ruan let out an ouch, and said softly, "You little lady."

Chu Heng laughed out loud, kissed him, and made his mouth full of rouge.

Bai Ruan opened her round eyes, followed with joy, curled her lips, leaning on Chu Heng's chest, "Heng, I'm hungry." His round eyes blinked, "I really want to eat pig's trotters."

"Okay, today's dinner is all made of pig's trotters."

Bai Ruan nodded, "Yeah."

Chu Heng ordered someone to tell the kitchen to make a pig's trotter feast, and then ordered someone to bring warm water and a cloth towel, and hugged Bai Ruan, who was so tired and didn't want to move, on his lap, and gently wiped his face, mouth, eyebrows, and his hair. Dirty little hands.

Bai Ruan was obedient and motionless, no matter how he wiped it, but his round eyes glistened with water, and asked pitifully, "Heng, it took me a long time to finish the painting, just wipe it like this, and I have to repaint it again." melted."

His eyelashes trembled slightly, his mouth was pouted, and his face was full of unhappiness.

Chu Heng glanced at him, continued to wipe his face, and said, "Lift up your face."

Bai Ruan raised her face obediently.

"Close your eyes." Chu Heng said again.

Bai Ruan closed her eyes obediently, but she still muttered, "Ah Heng, this is the most charming pink and tender peach blossom makeup."

"Your face is already very powdery, you don't need to put on any peach blossom makeup." Chu Heng's voice was full of smiles, and he felt that this little monster was too cute.

Bai Ruan snorted and didn't speak.

"Pout out your mouth." Chu Heng continued.

Bai Ruan pursed her lips obediently, and stared at Chu Heng with steamy round eyes. The more she looked at it, the happier she felt, she couldn't help but licked her lips, took a mouthful of fat, and began to pooh.

Chu Heng almost couldn't control himself because of his intentional or unintentional cuteness, put down the cloth towel in his hand, took the clean handkerchief on the side and dried it for him, bowed his head and kissed him, "Okay, it's clean, This is my little thing." Then she kissed him again.

Bai Ruan was dizzy to him, blushed, pursed his lips and asked for a kiss.

Chu Heng smiled, and kissed that ruddy little mouth.

The two were kissing passionately, and the maids brought the food into the room, and when they entered the room, they were so frightened that they stopped in their tracks, and lowered their heads, not daring to look halfway.

The two hurriedly separated, Chu Heng coughed, put on a straight face, and said softly, "Come in."

The maids answered yes, walked in one by one with their heads down, put the food on the table, saluted in an orderly manner, and retreated one after another.

Bai Ruan smelled the smell of pig's trotters, stretched his neck to look at the dining table, drooled, sucked his lips, broke free from Chu Heng's arms, went to the dining table with bare feet, picked up a piece of pig's trotter and He took a bite in a panic, and did not forget to greet Chu Heng, "Ah Heng, come quickly."

And the little tit, who was sleeping soundly, got up early, fluttered its wings and flew to the dining table, half-closed its eyes and took a mouthful of the soup of the pig's trotters, squinting its eyes in satisfaction.

Bai Ruan giggled, sitting on the bench, next to Chu Heng, picked up a pig's trotter with a pair of small hands and gnawed.

Chu Heng put the rice in front of him, and he shook his head, "Ah Ruan only eats pig's trotters."

Chu Heng didn't reply, and put wolfberry and hawthorn porridge in front of him again, Bai Ruan still shook his head, "Ah Ruan only eats pig's trotters."

Chu Heng still didn't answer, picked up the spoon to scoop up a mouthful of porridge, and quickly delivered it to Bai Ruan's mouth while his mouth was idle.

"..." A mouthful of porridge slipped into his mouth, Bai Ruan was stunned for a moment, smacked his mouth, felt that the taste was okay, obediently moved his mouth to the porridge bowl, drank a few mouthfuls of porridge, and continued to hug the pig Hoof gnawing.

Chu Heng's heart softened by the way he obediently gnawed at the pig's trotters, and the anger he had just felt about going to his brothel was gone, and he felt that everything Bai Ruan did was right.

Seeing that Chu Heng didn't eat, Bai Ruan just looked at him, and brought the half-gnawed pig's trotter to his mouth, "It's delicious, Ah Heng, I've already tasted it."

Chu Heng looked at him with a smile, Bai Ruan's mouth was full of greasy oil, he looked down at the pig's trotter, took it and ate it without dislike.

The little tits circled around a plate of pig's trotters and pecked.

Bai Ruan let out an ouch, thought of Bai Cheng, stopped talking, and asked, "Ah Heng, what about Ah Cheng's dinner?"

"Being a guest in our palace, of course we can't treat him badly, so don't worry." Chu Heng wiped the juice from the corner of his mouth with a handkerchief.

Bai Ruan let out an "oh", and continued to gnaw on the pig's feet.

Chu Heng ate slowly, in a good mood, thinking that Bai Ruan would do anything to please him, stared at him deeply for a while, and then smiled.

Bai Ruan turned his head to look at him, touched his big hand with his greasy little hand, "Ah Heng, we have to eat pig's trotters tomorrow, how about it?"

Chu Heng looked at him with some petting and indulgence, "Okay, as long as you like it, you can eat it every day."

Bai Ruan crisp responded, "Okay."

The little tit fluttered its wings and looked very happy. There was no way, the food in the palace was so delicious.

Bai Ruan suddenly felt worried, and asked, "Heng, should we hide something?"

Chu Heng smiled, "You are my princess, Chu Heng, why do you always hide some food?"

Bai Ruan pursed his lips, and said calmly, "Ah Ruan used to be hungry and cold, and would hide any good things, otherwise there would be nothing to eat next time."

Chu Heng felt distressed when he heard it, wiped his mouth, and said softly, "I won't use it again in the future."

Bai Ruan nodded happily, and took another pig's trotter to eat.

Chu Heng looked at the empty sea bowl in front of him, then at Bai Ruan's happy eating, and smiled silently.

Bai Ruan looked at him, put the pig's trotter in his hand to his mouth, and sucked the juice from it, he was afraid that the dripping juice would stain Chu Heng's clothes, he thought he was really considerate, so there was nothing to say. Thinking about it, Chu Heng was disgusted.

Bai Ruan stared at her with round eyes, and immediately pursed her mouth angrily.

Chu Heng made fun of him, leaned over and kissed his greasy mouth, took the pig's trotter from his hand, and ate it.

Bai Ruan was in a good mood, licked his lips, took another trotter and ate it.

"Ah Heng, can we also eat pig's trotters the day after tomorrow?" He said.

"Okay." Chu Heng answered without thinking.

Seeing his wife being so considerate and pampering, Bai Ruan's face burst into a smile, and he leaned over to Chu Heng's face happily, and kissed him several times, Chu Heng's face was greasy, but it didn't affect his good mood at all.

The little tit had already eaten and had a round belly, lying on the soft couch with all fours upturned, stretching out its thin legs and kicking it from time to time, Hei Qiuqiu's eyes occasionally looked at Chu Heng and Bai Ruan, who were very affectionate, and their hearts were also Follow up with sweetness.

It thought stupidly, how good it is, Ah Ruan has such a good wife, and this old bird that has lived for hundreds of years has also enjoyed a lot of glory.

With a sigh of satisfaction, he rolled over and fell asleep.

Chu Heng put down the pig's trotter in his hand, looked at the stupid bird suspiciously, and asked, "A Que always eats and sleeps, and eats after sleeping, is it okay?"

"It's okay, Aque is a very powerful monster bird." Bai Ruan sucked his fingers, "It's more than 300 years old."

"More than 300 years old?" Chu Heng was slightly surprised, and suddenly curious, asked, "So how old are you, Ah Ruan?"

"I am three hundred years old." Bai Ruan continued to suck his fingers, his eyes were round, and he looked like he was not lying.

Chu Heng was drinking porridge, almost choked on these words, and frowned, "Three hundred years old?"

Bai Ruan nodded, "Ah Ruan lived in the demon world for more than 240 years, and then lived in the human world for more than 50 years, and stayed in Qinglian Mountain for 50 years before he dared to go down." Speaking of this little face wrinkled, "So, Ah Ruan doesn't know many things about human beings very well, if Ah Que didn't tell me some things from time to time, I'm afraid I would be a stupid fox who doesn't understand anything."

What he said was completely innocent and pitiful, and he looked at Chu Heng with his fingers.

Chu Heng touched his soft cheeks, "I feel good about you like this."

Bai Ruan knew that this was a good word, so he narrowed his eyes, "Heng, you saved me the first time I went down the mountain, tell me, are you the lady prepared for me by heaven?"

Chu Heng smiled, and nodded following his words.

Bai Ruanle hugged his arm crookedly, resting her chin on Chu Heng's arm, with a pair of round eyes aiming upwards, her brows and eyes were full of joy.

Chu Heng made his heart feel hot, and pinched his delicate nose, "Are you full?"

"Touch it, the belly is round." Bai Ruan took his hand and put it on her belly.

Chu Heng touched it, if he wasn't a little monster, he would really be afraid to support him.

Satisfied, Bai Ruan went to lie lazily on the soft couch with his round belly, his feet trembled, his eyes rolled, and he tilted his head to look at Chu Heng, feeling that he had some kind of good luck to meet this Waiting for a good lady, she slowly fell asleep after watching and thinking about it.

Chu Heng walked to the edge, looked at this little monster that had lived for 300 years with soft eyes, and a smile overflowed from the corner of his mouth, thinking that he had some good luck to get such a little monster.

Ah Ruan is incomparably precious, and it is best to protect her wholeheartedly.

-

"Heng's Heng, Chu Heng's Chu, chuheng, Ah Ruan's Ruan, Bai Ruan's Bai, bairuan..." Bai Ruan sat at the desk, writing his and Chu Heng's names carefully, stroke by stroke. He already knows how to write, but his writing is still a bit crooked. He wants to write well until it is neat and tidy.

Because Ah Heng's handwriting is really good.

Qiu Rong and the others brought fruit snacks, saluted and put them away.

"When is Ah Heng coming?" Bai Ruan raised his eyes and asked them.

"Go back to Wangfei, I just went to ask, the prince will be here soon." Dongmei replied.

When Bai Ruan heard this, he hurriedly laid out the words he had written, and waited for Chu Heng to praise him.

After a while, Chu Heng entered the room, Bai Ruan hurriedly got up, and softly called, "Ah Heng."

Chu Heng stared at him with burning eyes, "Huh?"

"Look, I wrote this today." Bai Ruan begged for praise with all his heart and eyes.

Chu Heng looked at the paper with their names written on it, and his heart was filled with indescribable happiness. He was about to speak, when a notification sound came from outside, saying that someone had come from Kyoto.

Kyoto?When Chu Heng was wondering, he heard a shout, "The imperial decree has arrived."

Chu Heng's expression sank, and he looked towards the door.

Bai Ruan stood beside him, and curiously poked his head out to look at the door.