[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"Chocolate?" Dick was a little puzzled, "When did you stay in the hospital Tibbo?"

"It was about 10 years old," I rested my chin on my hands and recalled the meeting in the ward, when the boy behind Mr. Wayne put the chocolate in my hand, "At that time, I was killed by Batman and Robinson." Bing was rescued from the kidnappers, and then Bruce Wayne and Jason Todd came to see me in the ward."

"I remember you telling me that you found out who we really were when you were nine?" Dick didn't expect Tim to have such a thing.

"Ah," I laughed, "Yeah, Bruce brought me flowers, and I framed the candy wrappers from Robin."

Jason tried desperately to recall whether he had met Timothy when he was Robin, but he couldn't remember. Robin's memory was a little fuzzy, and he only remembered the joy of following Batman in the wind.

Bruce asked suddenly, "Did you recognize Jason at that time?"

I smiled, right to answer.

Bruce puts the cards back, and a new round begins.

It was Dick who got the king card—Nightwing was caught in a tangle, whether to try to find Jason, who already knew the points, and let him go outside and yell three times I am stupid, or blind typing.

"Then..." Dick thought for a long time before showing a malicious smile, "Among all the people present, who do you love the most?"

"No. 1." According to Dick's observation, these two cards are either in the hands of Bruce or Superman. No matter whose answer he gets, he will not lose money.

It was Bruce who got the number 1 card.

"It's not allowed to say it's Alfred!"

Barbara took the lead in blocking the safest option—everyone, including Clark, stared at Bruce with twinkling eyes.

Jason looked down, but his ears were actually pricked up.

Dick put down his cards. In fact, he was also looking forward to it.

Bruce glanced around, very calm: "Dick."

Dick didn't know that his eyes lit up at that moment.

I... I, I mean I hit it, I'm happy.

"And my love for you is equally deep." Bruce looked at Jason, he still hadn't said a word, but everyone felt that this evening belonged to Batman's soft moment.

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The next few rounds were more uneventful, without any mistakes, until Barbara had the king card in her hand.

"Speak to the person on your left for 3 minutes, number 9."

The person who got the number 9 was Connor, and the clone boy looked at Tim when he heard the words, and just wanted to open his mouth to pour out his confession in public—don't say 3 minutes, give Connor 10 minutes to confess, he thinks it's not enough.

Kon reached out and patted Connor: "On the left."

Connor's left hand side is actually kon.

"Can I switch to the right hand side?"

"What do you say?"

Connor closed his eyes, and then suppressed the expression of wanting to vomit, and began his confession: "I like you, how can there be such a perfect person in the world..."

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"This is the last round," I finally got the king card, "let's keep it simple, what do you do if the person you love doesn't love you?"

When I opened my own number, I realized that it was me who was named.

The person I love doesn't love me, what should I do?

"I'll stay where I am," I thought for a while, "or give up."

But Bruce knew Tim wouldn't, the kid was just as stubborn as himself.

"Well, Clark, maybe you can go back to Smallville, Kansas and see if Martha and Jonathan are back from the dance."

"We should go back to sleep."

Alfred arranged guest rooms for Barbara and other girls, and I took Jason to open the door of his room: "This is what Alfred packed for you."

"Xiaohong," Jason looked at the collection of poems he wanted to buy that he had chatted with Xiaohong on the bookshelf, "Thank you."

I smiled, and leaned against the wall and talked to Jason about the things we were afraid we wouldn't remember: "Did I tell you that I have more than 1000 photos of you when you were Robin?"

"Your favorite Robin is Dick." Jason had heard about Tim's stickiness to Dick, and Dick's crooked baby bird made Red Hood feel goosebumps every time he heard it.

"Dick doesn't like you too?" I didn't deny it, but it was Dick. Whether it's Bruce, Jason, me, or even Damian, who wouldn't like Dick?

"But Dick is a real straight guy," Jason said. The number of ex-Robin's girlfriends that Jason can count before he dies is not enough, and someone who is the real gun king of Gotham is not worth it. "I I advise you to give up early."

"Ah... ah?!" I'm sure that my language skills are actually quite good, unlike Clark who can earn a living with a pen and win a Pulitzer Prize, and unlike Jason, who is a thorough literary youth , but I do love literature.

How did I hear from Red Hood that I have a crush on Dick?

"Is Dick straight?" I subconsciously helped Jason correct his mistakes first. I have been Stoka for many years, even if I am Robin now, I have not given up my little habit. The one who got on Batman, Dick straight or not I don't know?

"Look at him with Wally, I don't think Dick is straight..."

"Even if he is a double plug, I think you should wake up and give him up."

"No, no, Da Hong, why do you think I have a crush on Dick?" Even if I have a crush on you, Connor, I won't have a crush on Dick.

"Isn't it?"

"no!"

"Then you two cuddle around every day, one calls Baby Bird, and the other puts his hand on his chest every day to mop up..."

"If I really want to take advantage of it, I'll just touch Dick's ass, obviously your chest feels better! Besides, why don't I fuck Connor?!"

"Connor..." Jason immediately missed the point, "You still want to fuck Connor?"

"Why do you always suspect that I'm not a straight man? Even if I was dumped by Cassandra and Stephanie and they were together again, I didn't have any psychological shadow."

"Probably," Jason didn't know why he thought so, but that's what he thought. "Don't you like men? Do you hate them?"

"..." Actually, it's not that annoying.

"Look, you actually like Dick. I saw photos of Dick in your house."

I immediately interjected: "When did you go back to Wayne Manor and search my house?"

Jason didn't care about Xiaohong's continued deduction: "Ah Fu told me that you liked Dick since you were a child, and now when you go to my place, you still hear you talking about the Bludhaven Police Department - you and Gotham's Gangsters talking about cops in Bludhaven?"

Am I trying to ease things up between you and Dick?

"I don't like Andyk anyway, I mean I'm not interested in dick's ass."

But Jason didn't continue to argue with me, his eyes stayed behind me.

I turned around and saw... Bruce?

Fuck, didn't Bruce hear all of our discussion about Dick's ass?Will he think that I, Robin, don't know what I'm doing every day?

Bruce looked gloomy. He came over and sat between me and Jason, and patted both of us on the shoulders. I saw Jason stiffen, and then he relaxed.

"Is there something wrong with your relationship?"

"what?!"

"If," Bruce said with an expression as if announcing the Joker's death, "if you two stick together, I think I'll agree."

Is that how I acted when I tried to defuse Barbara and Dick's relationship crisis?Bruce wonders if he should adjust his language.

Jason was so angry that the white hair on his head stood up: "What are you talking about, old man?"

"Tim, didn't you tell Jason the truth?"

"Am I telling the truth again?" Besides, I've been hiding so many things from Bruce, which one did you ask me to tell? I'm panicking now.

"You're Betty's business."

Jason immediately thought of the Betty who took hundreds of dollars away from him. He stood up from the bed and carefully looked at Tim who was about to shrink into a ball: "The girl I met on Huajie is you ?”

Bruce saw that Jason looked ignorant now, and couldn't help worrying about the emotional crisis of the two sons: "I talked to Barbara just now, and he said that Tim was there to investigate the case... If you had an affair at that time Feelings, Jason, don't blame Tim."

"Why should I listen to you?!" After habitually teasing Bruce, Jason realized that he had any relationship with Betty?

Although that Betty had big breasts, a raised butt, a pretty face, and a very sexy twisted waist, Jason just failed to support her.

"But you're right, the mistress of the red hood... Who spread the word?"

Bruce's and Jason's gazes fell on me like a frozen breath being blown on my head by Clark.

"Er... I can explain."

"Can you explain?"

I looked at Bruce with a look that I knew that this was the result deduced by the world's number one detective, and I wished I could rush up and grab Bruce's head to wake him up.

But I can only submissively explain to these two big brothers: "At that time, at that time..."

"Okay, okay, I just borrowed a name when I was investigating."

Jason immediately forgave Xiao Hong: "It's okay, next time you become Betty again, you can come directly to my room—that girl is very hot."

I disdain the yellow cavity of the red hood.

Bruce fell silent, and he once again expressed his dissatisfaction with his two sons' performance of concealing: "I am a very enlightened parent."

Hearing this, Jason immediately scoffed in disbelief.

"Even if you really have different sexual orientations, I have no experience in dealing with this, you can talk to Kate, Dad will always love you."

"I'm not... huh?!"

Bruce, what are you doing?You listen to my explanation.

I turned to look at Jason: "We're not a couple, are we?"

"Ouch, you get out."

I paused in the corridor blankly for a while, and then tried to open the door of my room.

"Jason?" I saw some knight standing on my windowsill.

I immediately recalled how the hell Betty became the Red Hood's mistress.

"……How did you come?"

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