[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"Five years ago." Cassandra tried the temperature of the drink before serving it in front of Stephanie.

"Ah, yes, that's the Kashan I met when I went to practice in Paris." I also explained to Bruce dryly.

"How old was Cassandra!?" Barbara, who was worried that her Robin would be bullied by the superboy next door, had now turned to defend her other cabbage.

"12," the black bat answered the oracle's question accurately, "at that time we confessed together on the tallest building in Hong Kong."

"But I was only 13 years old at the time. In fact, our relationship only existed for 5 minutes. After 5 minutes, you dumped me, and then I haven't seen you for three years." I faced Bruce's strange eyes and Barbara forced an explanation in her eyes.

"I thought you were the best man in the Bat family," said Barbara, who knew the dark history of Batman and Nightwing very well. She always thought that Robin was the conscience of the men in the family, "It seems that my intelligence is not enough."

"Uh... what does this have to do with my lack of conscience?!" I had to refute Barbara's slander against me.

"Look! In fact, there is Jason! He can go up to the hall and go down to the kitchen, and he can wear Gatling in an apron!" The dead fellow Taoist said, besides, Jason is our conscience besides Ah Fu. .

Barbara narrowed her eyes, thinking of the mess that the Outlaws kept cutting and untangling: "I don't think so."

"Tim," Bruce finally said, "sit down and continue eating."

This conversation about the relationship between the black bat and Robin is finally over, but Clark, who knows Bruce very well, knows that Robin will definitely be dragged to the small black room by the alliance consultant.

The dining table is a little quieter now, and Bruce looks at the two girls who are getting together, Dick who is peeling lobster for Barbara, and Jason who has been eating pumpkin pie from time to time, feeling as if he has fallen asleep 13 hours of sleep is of no use.

Oops, headache.

"Bruce?" The dinner lasted for a long time, and after nightfall, the small nightlights arranged in advance by Alfred and Tim in the garden outside were turned on.

"Anyone want another Monopoly game?" Dick was very dissatisfied with Connor's victory in the last round, but he was so happy that he could kick Tim and Bruce out of the game in the first place. Keep yourself from laughing.

"Should be on the night watch" Bruce is still thinking about his Gotham.

"I think," Alfred disagreed, "Master, you should trust the GCPD tonight."

Ms. Gordon also said: "My dad will not let Gotham go wrong tonight...Bruce, you should learn to enjoy a night that is completely family."

Seeing the three Kryptonians forcing their way in, Barbara added reluctantly: "This night belongs to friends, too."

"When I flew in from Kansas just now, I had a long chat with Martha. Martha said that he would go to the town with Jonathan to attend the dance tonight...Maybe I can stay here until the early morning."

"Master Clark, you are very welcome at Wayne Manor." Without waiting for the master to refuse, Alfred directly left the chairman of the alliance.

"Okay, okay," Bruce said to himself, "There are enough rooms in Wayne Manor tonight."

"Yeah!" Connor jumped up happily.

"So can we have a pillow fight?"

Dick wants to do this too: "How about a pajama party?"

Bruce ignored the group of boys: "I think it would be nice to have another plate of Monopoly."

I can't believe it, I'm always in jail, I, Bruce Wayne, the heir to $800 billion in assets, the patron of the Justice League, the biggest benefactor of the Teen Titans, went bankrupt in a capital game!

Bruce Wayne wants to do it again.

"Well," Barbara had a good idea. Her eyes turned to Connor, who had won a big victory in the previous game. The red-haired girl's eyes rolled, "How about we play the king game?"

"King game?" Bruce didn't respond.

Cassandra, who lives in Hong Kong and is very familiar with Japanese ACG culture, immediately reflected on what Barbara's proposal was: "Another version of truth or dare?"

Barbara nodded.

Bruce was silent for a moment, and he scanned for a week. There were only his relatives and three Kryptonians here.

Maybe it's the warmth of the fireplace that softens Batman's heart, maybe it's hard for Bruce to refuse the request of the once lively Batgirl. He readily agreed: "Clark, do you want to participate?"

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Barbara is very clear about the purpose of this game. Even if she is interrupted by the explosive news that the cabbage she guarded once used to be a pig to her most precious cabbage, Cassandra, Barbara has to be sure How much kryptonite does a Kryptonian need and when to let him die on the spot.

Even Jason, who didn't want to talk much, joined the game. Red Hood said: "It's just for fun, I mainly want to see Bruce make a fool of himself, and I really want to get revenge on Nightwing."

"What if the three Kryptonians here peek at the cards?" Dick also questioned his idol.

Clark always had a good temper with his little partner who used to "dodge Batman's disapproving gaze": "I will be optimistic about the Connors, and I believe Bruce will pay attention to me, right?"

"uh-huh."

When the game started, Jason, who became the king, smiled. He tried hard to recall which card the old bat drew just now.

Shit, the old batman is so fast, he didn't peek at it at all.

"Well," Red Hood hesitated for a while, and finally remembered the card of a certain blue bird, "then number 5 shouted three times to the outside that I'm an idiot."

Dick gave Jason the middle finger.

Batman calmly put the number 4 in his hand into the shuffle.

When it was the turn of the girls Cassandra and Stephanie, their requests were trivial, nothing more than pouring juice for everyone or doing 100 one-handed push-ups on the spot.

Then the opportunity came to Barbara.

Sister Ba's eyes sharpened.

But the problem is that damn Connor is too fast!The three Kryptonian cards Barbara can't see at all, I think you are making things difficult for me, Barbara Gordon.

But that's okay, Barbara can probably guess which one Tim's card is.

"Number 6, tell me your views on non-traditional relationships such as siblings, homosexuality and bisexuality?"

I was taken aback, and opened the six of hearts in my hand.

I glanced at Barbara and resigned myself to standing up to answer the question.

Bruce stroked the nine of clubs in his hand, and he also pricked up his ears to hear Tim's answer.

How to deal with Robin, who seems to be weaving the grid by his side, and Bruce, who has only dealt with Dick who is the king of the sea, is now very confused.

"In terms of sibling love," when I said this, I thought of Diana and Steve. This sister-brother relationship can be said to have spanned 5000 years. "I think it's good that the lover is older than me."

Barbara looked at Connor whose eyes had begun to lose luster, and nodded in satisfaction.

Bruce looked at Jason and frowned even tighter.

"Gay..." This reminds me of Polo Midnight, and Connor, no, I obviously want to refuse, I am a straight man-my ex-girlfriends are better looking than the other, and I really like girls with big breasts !

"Homosexuality is a personal choice, and it's fine to let nature take its course." I'm very open-minded about it, and I've even won the cp of the two heroes of vitality-no matter how much Dick Amway I eat the world's number one partner, the eternal god in my heart is vitality Hutch.

I have read the story of the bat and his little boy in the Chiroptera Protection Forum since elementary school.

Ahem, I straightened my expression and continued to answer the next question.

"If you're bisexual..."

Bruce was waiting for the answer to this question.

I thought about it for a while: "Is it going to overturn? It's hard to determine whether you like a boyfriend or a girlfriend..."

"It's going to overturn," Cassandra nodded, feeling no guilt about her ex-girlfriend Batgirl who cheated on her ex-boyfriend, "Really."

I breathed a sigh of relief and sat back in my seat. I always felt that when I was answering the question just now, there was an inexplicable pressure on my back.

Two Kryptonian clones who can't wait to see every beat of your heart say they're not to blame.

"Last year, gay..." Bruce's voice was heard only by Clark, who looked at Batman worriedly.

But Batman decided to take the game one step further.

After two more rounds, Bruce finally had another chance to be king. After weighing the pros and cons, he decided to let Clark go first, and aimed directly at Jason, who was being targeted by him.

"I choose number 7," Bruce said, turning the king card in his hand in a circle, "pick someone here, tell him what he has done that impressed you the most, and he also said that he impressed you the most thing."

Bruce decided to observe the direction of each of Jason's eyebrows, the world's first detective must have dignity.

Jason snorted and put the cards in his palm. It's not like he can't afford to play. He must have been peeped by the bat when he missed a move when he was drawing the cards just now-this little intrigue in the bat's house is normal.

Jason glanced across the circle of people, he didn't want to tell Bruce the night he put on the green scale shorts for the first time, and he didn't want to talk about being hugged and praised by Dick when he completed the task alone That joy - it's such a shame!A real man, Red Hood, would never say this!

The 200-pound strong man also let go of a group of girls. He wanted to look at Ah Fu, but Ah Fu just said that he would clean up the dining table and left.

Jason finally set his sights on Tim.

This kid is relatively safe, Xiaohong should be fine.

Bruce felt even more bald as he watched Jason pick Tim so quickly.

"My deepest impression of Xiaohong was when she was in the Titan Tower," the real man said without hesitation about the bloodiest and brutal scene, "I'm very impatient."

So you shouldn't drink coffee, stay up late and picky eaters, Xiaohong.

"?" No, did you two boys play this together?

"Me?" I didn't expect Jason to think of the fact that he wore a Robin suit and ran into the Titan Tower to beat me up when he was an adult, but the look in his eyes that made me drink less coffee really struck me. Didn't see, really, it's impossible not to drink coffee.

"My deepest impression on Jason is probably that he gave me chocolates when he visited me in the ward."

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