[Comprehensive British and American] Mr. Wayne's daily life of social animals

"I just want to see you, don't you welcome me?"

I looked at the knight uncomfortably. I obviously didn't care about the things in front of Damian before, but now I'm a little hesitant because of the problem with Bruce and Dick just now.

Jason... isn't really interested in me, is it?

Once I realized this, I felt that something was wrong everywhere.

"I...Of course I welcome you."

In fact, seeing Xiaohong picking his hands uncomfortably, he understood that this guy had opened up.

"you……"

"Xiao Luo! Can I come to your room to sleep with you tonight?"

Connor, who suddenly appeared at the door, seemed to be here in the first place. He was wearing pajamas embroidered with the sign of the hope of the Ayer family, and walked over calmly with a pillow in his arms.

"Ah, isn't this Jason? Why did he appear in Ronaldinho's room so late? Batman's room is on the other side of the corridor." Connor put the pillow on Robin's bed very naturally, and then spread out the blanket to shake shook.

I opened my mouth, not knowing what to say.

The knight walked over, and Connor floated up, looking directly at the red hooded man from another world: "Why don't you go over?"

The knight also stared at the Connor he knew in that strange world invaded by aliens: "You like him."

Connor didn't deny it, he admitted it openly, just like he has always expressed: "I like Ronaldinho, the serious one."

He turned around and looked at me with a very serious expression, not like the usual Connor who was laughing and playing in front of the camera. He was always very serious when he said he liked me, as if he used his whole body strength every time he said it.

I also put away my smile, and replied solemnly: "I don't know my feelings."

"Then we can give it a try, anyway, I'm very young now, and our time is very long." Connor floated back to my side, trying to shake hands with me, I raised my eyebrows to look at him, and then put my hand into his .

"I said, did you hear my voice?" Although the knight had no contact with Kryptonians in his own world, he now knew the cheating abilities of these Kryptonians very well.

"Because you like him too? Don't you? The red hood from another world?" Connor was always so generous, and he was serious when facing Jason, "We are rivals in love."

"You said I like him? I like Xiaohong?" The knight seemed to have heard something interesting, but soon he seemed to figure it out.

"Yeah, I think I'm more suitable, mainly my roommate Gotham's household registration book." The knight joked seriously.

"...I can get married!" It didn't take Connor 0.1 second to give up his metropolitan account, and he didn't care whether Lex and Clark would feel sad after knowing the result.

"I said," I was numb to two people coming out in front of me one after another, "I said can you two come out?"

After pushing both the Kryptonian and the knight out of the window, I lay on the bed and covered my face with the quilt.

He obviously said that he was straight in front of Bruce just now, but when Connor confessed, his heartbeat was still uncontrollable for a second.

You have to think that Connor is not yet 6 years old!Don't you worry that Clark will take you to court?

I didn't know another thing happened outside the window.

Connor: "So you're going to see the Bruce of this world?"

The knight shook his head. He was still sitting on the shelf in Robin's house. The knight looked up at the sky. The moon was very round on Thanksgiving night, and the sky was rarely clear.

"Do you really like him?" The knight put on his red hood, he was a little confused, if he said how much he liked Xiaohong, in fact Xiaohong just reached out to hold him when he fell into the abyss, Someone who tells themselves not to give up.

Does he really love Tim?Is that kind of paranoia towards the savior count as love?Or was it just... just the only dream light after losing Bruce?

Connor is not like the literary youth Jason, who has to distinguish between likes and loves, gratitude and love, etc., and savor the brewing carefully. When Superboy faces his partner Robin, he is like a ball of fire. , giving everything, leaving no room for escape: "I just like it, the kind that wants to kiss and go to bed."

Although... But Connor, who has a lot of theoretical knowledge, is very experienced when it comes to sex: "I just thought that it would be fine if he was the only one in this life."

"?" Literary youth Jason's love plan is actually to read Jane Austen hand in hand, and then go to see a movie at Wuthering Heights together. The two date twice a week, and they can eat dessert together, and then they can exchange a kiss every day. ...

Why did this kid drive the car directly to a place where Jinjiang is not allowed to drive?

In fact, he hadn't thought about what his feelings of just wanting to kiss and look at Xiaohong were, but he was taken aback by Connor's bold statement.

"...Is this what Superman taught you?"

Connor coughed. Everyone knows that Kryptonians don't cough unless they choke on kryptonite powder: "I used Clark's account to read a little..."

Facing his rival in love, Connor tried his best to dispel his idea of ​​chasing Ronaldinho - he always thought that the man named Jason would be his lifelong rival: "Are you unacceptable to sleep with a man?"

Connor wisely understands that although he himself has no aversion to falling in love with aliens—because Connor himself is a mixed race, he also knows that the Jason in front of him is still in a state of emotional chaos and wants to fool him. pay close attention.

"...I really never thought about it..." The knight slept directly in the crime alley when he was a child. He finally learned the craft of stealing water tires. I was arrested and went back, but I failed to appreciate the special culture of the East District.

When I was Robin, I was not interested in dating girls (in fact, Robin was not interested in dating girls, only Jason), and was quickly captured by the clown. The knight who crawled out had only one goal of revenge, and his first kiss was still given to Betty.

"So your feelings for Ronaldinho are just ordinary brotherhood. You want to be his best brother." Connor reached out and patted the knight on the shoulder, pretending to be a good brother.

It seems to be right, but there seems to be something wrong.

Connor put his arms around his body, which was only wearing a thin pajamas in November: "I'm going back first, think about it carefully, do you just want to replace Dick and become Ronaldinho's best brother?"

"Dick, huh." As soon as Dick was mentioned, the knight's memory returned to Dick whose ass was flattened.

He's standing right outside Tim's bedroom window, looking at the moon, and thinking back to when Bruce and him met in Arkham, and the good times when he beat Nightwing up.

"How did you die so early, Bruce."

Just as the knight faced the moon and began to recall his own world rarely, there was a man in a bat uniform frowning below him.

"Jason." Bruce, who was sneaking in his uniform and about to go out for a circle, found Jason who was picking on his brother's window.

Hearing this, the knight also touched his hood. He didn't know how the red hood and Bruce in this world maintained a delicate relationship. The knight pursed his lips and jumped directly from the third floor.

Bruce looked at this, his son who seemed to have lost 5 pounds, and patted Jason on the shoulder: "I'm not...I didn't mean to disagree with you, but Tim is underage now, no, at least until he graduates from college .”

Jason, who has a red hood on the outside and a knight on the inside, felt the bat hitting his shoulder in a daze, the touch that belonged to his father that he hadn't felt for a long time. He lowered his voice and said, "Bruce"

Batman ignored Jason's words, he just continued to warn his second son: "Although I know that in the time I lost"

When he said this, Jason saw Batman clenched his teeth: "You may not even be as old as Tim, you may not even...you may not even be as mature as Tim."

Jason was only three years older than Tim. The year Jason was buried underground, and the years he spent in the League of Assassins, Jason's age could only be said to be a high school student.

In fact, now he is completely indifferent to listening to Bruce's lesson on how to teach a younger brother who is younger than him - don't induce, don't do things that minors shouldn't do.

He's almost fascinated now watching the twitch of Bruce's muscles exposed under the bat hood.

The Bruce of this world loves Jason and feels guilty for Jason's death and pain.

The knight felt that for a moment, his heart was sore.

"Bruce," the knight took off his hood, revealing the red hood of himself and the world, completely different eyes and black hair, "I'm not your Jason."

Knight habitually felt Batman's guard.

But he doesn't care about that: "I'm Jason from another world, a world where I killed you."

In fact, after the explosion, Jason, who had already left that world, had no idea whether Bruce was dead or not. Now he looked at the other Bruce almost masochistically.

"The wound on your face...was it left to you by the clown?"

Bruce didn't ask what happened to you and Tim, nor asked why Jason came to Wayne Manor in the middle of the night. He just looked at the scar on his face and asked.

The knight thought he was crying, but he didn't.

"Yeah, clown." Even he himself was surprised why he answered this question so calmly.

"The rumor about the Red Hood and Betty was created because of you, right?" Bruce actually understood the violations that occurred in his son's Jason.

"Yeah," the knight looked at the man provocatively, "it's me."

So, Bruce has now opened the weapon clip on his universal belt, and it is indeed Jason, although it is Jason from another world, that I warned against minors.

"And you know Tim is underage now?"

"It has nothing to do with whether Tibao is an adult or not... Wait a minute!" Jason suddenly turned his head and looked up at the upstairs window. He remembered that when he came out, Connor's pillow hadn't been taken out by him. .

The Arkham knight stepped on the wall in three steps and tried to climb up. He heard Bruce's questioning from behind: "I told you, Tim is not an adult now!"

No matter how enlightened the parents are, they cannot allow their two sons to get together when they are underage.

"I think a certain pig wants to shoot the cabbage from a different angle!" The knight opened the window.

The author has something to say:

Bruce: I'm a super open-minded parent.

...Minors are not allowed to drive!Dad I don't allow it!

Connor: I told you everything. One of my fathers has an IQ level of 9, and the other has a super brain. If you want to chase someone, you have to go straight up. One is more reserved than the other.

You see, I just climbed on the bed.