Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

In the narrow all-purpose room, four people sat cross-legged.The faces of the three of Yinshi all had more or less bruises, and even Dingchun was obediently lying behind Qi Mu, acting as a comfortable plush cushion.A few "JUMP" comics were piled up in front of Qi Mu.He went through all the comics in front of him at an extremely fast speed, put down the book in his hand calmly, pressed one hand on the book, and tapped it with his index finger.

[Is all the "JUMP" here? 】

"Ah, it's all here."

[This number is a bit wrong. 】

"Report." Kagura knelt up in front of Gintoki and shouted loudly. "I know Alu, the previous "JUMP" was sold by this curly hair, please let me go Alu."

[Hmm~~] Qi Mu lay on Dingchun behind him, and he teased Sao Dingchun's chin, causing him to lick him obediently. [I remember, you said that "JUMP" is the spiritual food that you can't give up. 】

"Hey, Kagura, how could you just betray me like this? Has your conscience been eaten by a dog?!! Have you rebelled like Joharu?!" Gintoki jumped up and wrestled with Kagura When I woke up, it turned out to be some children's fighting style of pulling their hair, pulling their cheeks, and sticking their nostrils.

"Kagura, you say so, this "JUMP" control who is more serious than Gintoki will definitely kill Gin-san who betrayed "JUMP"!!" Xin Baji was next to him and couldn't organize, thinking of Saiki's horror just now With the strength of his arms, he covered his head and yelled in collapse.

Kagura covered Gintoki's entire face with one hand, and kicked his life forcefully with one foot, looking at Gintoki who was curled up on the ground in pain, he put his hands on his hips.

"It's all to blame Yinsang for buying "JUMP" with the money I'm jealous of Kumbu, so he provokes this pervert back. I don't care about Kagura. "JUMP" sells the "JUMP" I watched to buy strawberry milk, it's my fault Alu!"

Yinshi curled up on the ground, struggling to get up from the ground. "Spiritual food is of course garbage recycling after eating to satisfy my real food, Ah Yin! Ah Yin, I have been abandoning my favorite for this family, you little brat who doesn't understand anything! Vinegar kelp, I bought it after I sold my "JUMP"!!"

Kagura paused while biting the kombu vinegar, as if he had repented instantly, and knelt down in front of the only remaining "JUMP" with tears streaming down his face. "It turned out to be like this, Alu, the master of "JUMP", I'm sorry, please don't take back my jealousy Kumbu Alu."

"To the God of "JUMP", please repent, Kagura!"

"How stupid are you to really listen to his confession, and still look touched, Kagura!!" Xin Baji yelled frantically.

In the midst of the noise, the friction sound of the cotton cloth wiping the wooden knife was extremely obvious and could not be ignored.The three turned their heads, and Qi Mu was lying on the Dingchun cushion, holding the Toya Lake wooden knife in one hand, and a white cotton cloth in the other, constantly wiping the faint stains on the knife.Seeing this, the three of them immediately fell silent and shrank into a corner.

[Oh, have you finally stopped?Can we get down to business? 】

Although it was a question sentence, the wooden knife waving lightly in their hands did not give the three of them any room to refuse. The three of Gintoki nodded frantically and quickly sat back to their original places.

【First of all, let me introduce myself. My name is Saiki Kusuo, and I am the character described in this book. 】The wooden knife in Qi Mu's hand pointed at his portrait on the cover of "JUMP" with a "wow", and tapped.

The three of them nodded wildly without hesitation, not daring to refute in the slightest, and lowered their heads, making eager eye contact from an angle that Qi Mu couldn't see.

【Yin-sang, where did you bring it back? I feel like I’ve become stupid after watching "JUMP". It’s okay to change your image to Qishen, but have you become so sick that you think you are Saiki Kusuo? ! 】

【Ayin, I am innocent too!If I had known it earlier, I would have acted as if I hadn’t seen it, and just left! 】

【In the end, it was Alu who you provoked, Yinsang. If you hadn't bought "JUMP", how could this teenager with deteriorating mental illness be abducted by you again, Alu! ! 】

["JUMP" is innocent!At such a young age, he was already fooled by reading comics, and escaped from the hospital. His family must be hiding in the room and weeping silently. ! 】

Gintoki stood up and walked towards the door.As soon as he took a step, the wooden knife hit his feet with a snap.

[Silver Toki-san, where are you going. 】

"Ahahaha, Ah Yin, I see that you are talking too hard, so I'll make you a cup of tea."

[In your kitchen, apart from the sugar and salt in the jar, there are only two pieces of chocolate hidden behind the kitchen wall and a moldy strawberry cake hidden on the top of the refrigerator. Are you going to give it to me? What kind of tea should I make? 】

"Ah!!! So I hid the strawberry cake on the top of the refrigerator! Is it moldy already? No, even if it's moldy, it's still a delicious strawberry cake. I'm going to eat it!!"

Gintoki ran out, but Kagura hugged him around the waist and made it difficult for him to move forward.

"Yin-sang, you bastard, you lied to me last time that the strawberry cake was finished, and you even hid the chocolate, all of which belong to Kagura!!"

"How can I fix it, don't even try to get my hands on my strawberry cake, even if it's moldy!"

"Wait... Yin-san, Kagura-chan..." Shinpachi, who noticed something, raised his hand tremblingly, interrupting their farce.The two looked at Xin Baji who was kneeling on the ground in confusion.

Xin Baji was sweating profusely, and his legs and feet were a little weak. "Yin Sang, after Qi Musang came in, he didn't seem to have been to the kitchen... He hadn't been to the Wanshiwu before, either. How did he know what was hidden in the kitchen? Even Yin Sang, you forgot."

Kagura and Gintoki, who were entangled together, paused, turned their heads staggeringly, looked at Saiki who was sitting in front of Dingharu, and Qi Qi shuddered.

"I, I remember that Kusuo Ameng has a super power, clairvoyance and clairvoyance."

Qi Mu glanced at Yinshi lightly. [Silver Toki-san, the underwear you are wearing today has a pattern of a big yellow duck on a white background. 】

Yinshi jumped forward, pointed at Qi Mu and accused him loudly. "I see, you perverted young master, you must have hired a detective to observe our food, clothing, housing and transportation, trying to deceive Ah Yin and my pure heart, Yin Sang, I will never believe you!"

Qi Mu raised his right hand, a pinch of small flames burst out from his fingertips, and the next second, the three who were still clamoring just now knelt down in front of him.

"Qi Shen, everything before was just my nonsense. In fact, Ayin, I already knew in my heart that you are Qishen himself. Please look at my sincere eyes. Ayin, I have been singing "JUMP", which shows that I love you. admiration."

【ah! ! !No, no, the young master has a lot of high technology, what should I do, if he accidentally burns down the house, Ah Yin, I will really sell my kidneys to pay back the money to the old woman. 】

"That's right, Alu, we were just joking around just now, Alu."

[Too bad, Alu, he can’t be a celestial being on that planet, right? If you accidentally lose the master house, Kagura, I won’t be able to find a place to eat and stay for free, Alu. 】

[I thought you should be clear, I can hear your voices. 】

"Yin, Yin-sang, Kagura-chan, I just noticed that he seems to have never opened his mouth since he started talking..."

……

"Qi Shen, please give me strawberry milk that I can't finish drinking, Ah Yin, I will cut out your cover and put it on the window sill, and I will worship you for the rest of my life!!"

(Then what offering, strawberry milk? Or moldy strawberry cake.)

"Qi Shen, Kagura, I don't have many requirements, as long as I can't finish eating white rice and vinegar kelp! Ah! And Dingchun's dog food!"

Dingchun barked very cooperatively.

(Hey, isn't that asking too much? It's obviously more than that. Hey.)

"Qi Shen, please let me get rid of the glasses and make me more like a person and the protagonist. I want to become stronger and become the protagonist of Gintama!"

(Forgive me for being helpless. In my opinion, you are really not a smart person with glasses.)

"Hey, Kagura, you are too foul, then I still want to send every issue of "JUMP" to my home for free, Shin Hachi give up, your glasses settings will not change, the protagonist and so on, only Ah Yin, I can do it!"

"Anyway!! Please make our wishes come true!"

The three of them bowed down in front of Qi Mu in unison, holding three pillars of burning incense in their hands.

(So, what kind of misunderstanding do you guys have about me, that you think that I will fulfill your wishes after you have arranged me like this.)

At this moment, there was a crisp doorbell ringing in the porch, ding dong ding dong, non-stop.

"Xin Baji, there are guests, you go and open the door." Yin Shi urged Xin Baji beside him with his elbow.

"I don't want it, Yinsang, this is the master house you opened, and that's your guest, you should open the door!"

"Ha, aren't you my employee?!"

"You haven't paid me a salary for several months, I choose to resign! Resign!" Xin Baji turned his head and growled.

Gintoki saw that this was not going to work, so he turned his head to look at Kagura on the other side, only to see a piece of white paper lying between the two of them, with two thick black characters crookedly written on it: Resignation.Kagura held Gao Xiang respectfully and knelt on the ground, as if he couldn't see the sticking out Gintoki.

"Ku Suo! You two bastards!" Hearing the doorbell that never stopped, Yinshi could only get up and walk towards the door. "Here, come, who is it? I am praying to God now!! Who is coming here at this time!"

Shinpachi and Kagura looked at each other with their heads down and smiled secretly.

Yinshi opened the door, and was surprised when he saw the person standing at the door.Immediately afterwards, Kagura and Shin Hachi in the room heard Gintoki's shout of surprise.

"The entrustment fee is 1000 million!!"

Immediately afterwards, the two who had just bowed respectfully disappeared in front of Qi Mu.

"Yin Sang, Yin Sang, what 1000 million!"

"Oh!! Xinbaji, look, it's really 1000 million, I can buy a warehouse of vinegar kombu, Alu."

"Didn't you two bastards resign!!!"

"What is that, Kagura, I don't know."

The author has something to say: touch the little bug, I really thought you were real!of!one!point!All!No!Expect!treat!hunter!Hahaha, don't worry, I will write it, and the little angels who don't like to watch hunters can dive for a while and wait for Fate.

Butter is stupid, I forgot to apply for the next issue of the list, there will be no list tomorrow, no motivation to update, lying down and pretending to be dead, I want to save new articles, but I have no time to save, the new article update has already owed two updates, The Dragon Boat Festival holiday is coming to an end.

Thank you little angels for your support and irrigation, okay?

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