Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

The author has something to say: I saw a lot of comments about the idea of ​​evil, will I write about Fate, today I deliberately put what I have to say first.The following worlds are Hunter, Fate, Comprehensive World (Shaman King, Natsume Friends, Kuroko)

How could such a stupid author write evil so complicatedly? The main body is the evil of this world in the Holy Grail, the black mud.The malice of the world.

In the small alleys of Edo, passers-by glanced curiously at the curly-haired man with an exaggerated smile, and turned away from him one after another, hiding their faces and leaving in disgust.

The man with an exaggerated smile, Yinshi lay on the ground clutching his stomach, pounding the ground fiercely, tears streaming from the corners of his eyes.

"Hahahaha, boy, you succeeded, COS Kusuo Ameng or something, hahaha, I laughed so hard, you don't have to achieve this level of shooting rate and picture page."

Qi Mu looked coldly at the man who kept beating the ground, and at some point in his hand he held a wooden knife engraved with the word "Toya Lake". He picked up the wooden knife and stabbed towards Gintoki.

Covered in cold sweat, Yinshi stared at the wooden knife that had been stuck into the ground two centimeters below his crotch, and swallowed.

"Strong man, you have something to say."

【Then, can you tell me, how did you know the name Kusuo Ameng? 】

Yinshi stretched out his little finger and picked his nose, looking at him with a mentally retarded face. "Hey, don't look down on me by looking at Ah Yin like this!! Although Ah Yin lives without enough to eat every day, he is a wretched adult, but "JUMP" is Ah Yin's must-buy and must-see No matter how you look at it, you will know that you are Saiki Kusuo in COS "JUMP"! Yin, I am not a fool, hey!"

Gintoki picked up the dropped "JUMP" and slapped the cover character.

Qi Mu was naturally also attracted by the cover of "JUMP", and took "JUMP" from Gintoki's hand with some disbelief.

"Sir, after comparison, the person on the cover of this manga called "JUMP" is exactly you, not only the name, but also the character and ability, are exactly the same as yours."

Qi Mu calmly opened the manga and read it. After flipping through a few pages, Qi Mu was sure that the one drawn in this manga was indeed himself.

Yinshi saw that this cosplay boy picked up his own manga and read it, then reached out and snatched it back.

"Hey, you just want to trick Ah Yin into showing you "JUMP", don't you! If you want to see "JUMP", go buy it yourself, bastard, Ah Yin found it after searching several stores! Want to show it to me Pay, hello."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Mu pulled out the wooden knife that was still stuck on the ground just now, and the blade of the wooden knife was placed obliquely on Yinshi's neck, which immediately made Yinshi shut up.

"Brother, I was wrong, brother, this is my "JUMP", please accept it, you are welcome." "JUMP" was handed to Qi Mu respectfully.

When Qi Mu was about to reach out to pick it up, Yin Shi put it in his pocket, turned around and ran away.

"Who will give you "JUMP", idiot, JUMP is just like strawberry milk, Yin, my spiritual food for living!"

Just like that, Saiki, who was holding a Lake Toya wooden knife, looked at Gintoki and ran away quickly, is it possible? ?

In the deep alley of Kabukicho, Gintoki raised his hands and pressed them against the wall. A wooden knife was embedded in the wall against his neck.

【ah! ! !If I had known about Ah Yin, I wouldn’t have taken the path. I thought I’d got rid of this middle-aged kid, but I didn’t expect him to come here after him. Since I want to watch “JUMP” so much, I’ll sell the cosplay costume and buy it for me. Bastard, like robbing Ah Yin, what kind of hero is he!Garbage, trash, the dregs of society! 】

【You scold me in your heart. 】 Qi Mu held the handle of the wooden knife, ignoring Yin Shi.

Silver shakes his head wildly. "No, Yin, how could I be this kind of person? Please look at my sincere eyes, Yin, and you didn't sneeze. Although the common saying is unbelievable, it is the law in comics!! Being slandered You must be sneezing!! So how could Ah Yin be scolding you!!"

【ah! ! !Terrible, the intuition of this little devil is so terrible, it is said that this law has always existed in me, why is it not this time, is it because the author is reluctant to let good-looking people do things like sneezing to ruin the image, then huh Silver can I do it? ! 】

Although there were countless complaints in his heart, Yinshi still took out the "JUMP" in his arms and handed it over.

"I was wrong, brother, I was just playing with you just now, please don't mind, please take "JUMP" away without hesitation!"

[Ah, it's okay, it's okay, I just finished watching it on the way, so it doesn't matter if I give it away. 】

Qi Mu slowly pulled out the wooden knife, letting it cling to Gintoki's artery.

[I changed my mind, now, take me to your house. 】

At that moment, a sharp light flashed in Yinshi's eyes, and although he quickly returned to that foolish look, Qi Mu knew that he was right.

"Brother, don't think I'm afraid of you because of your strength. It's just a wooden knife. It's too early to scare Ah Yin."

[Even if I don't pull out the blade inside, I can cut off your lifeline with the wooden knife, do you believe it. 】

Qi Mu glanced at his crotch unobtrusively, Yinshi clamped his legs, walked to the entrance of the alley, bowed and said.

"Brother, I was just joking, please follow me."

……

The sky was getting a bit dusky, Gintoki took Saiki through Kabukicho, which was starting to become bustling, and walked into the very chaotic residential area.Most of the houses here are two-story wooden houses, and they all bear the traces of time, even a little dilapidated.

Yin Shi put his head in his pocket, seemingly unintentionally looking at Qi Mu behind him.

"Hey, little brother, there is a night rabbit living in my house, you should know, the bloodthirsty night rabbit with explosive fighting power, if you follow me back like this, there will be no bones left to be eaten by her. "

[Since Yin Shisang can live with Yetu for such a long time without dying, then I believe that under Yin Shisang's training, nothing will happen to me. 】

On the way, Gintoki and him had already exchanged names. Of course, the name Saiki Kusuo was complained in his heart by Gintoki. Now he scratched his already messy curly hair irritably. I understand why this second-year boy followed him to Wanshiwu.

For "JUMP"?Forget it, look at this young man's self-cultivation, he is a master of everyone, how could he be short of money to buy "JUMP"!

"Oh, it's here." Seeing the familiar small building, Yinshi's tone was slightly cheerful.

Qi Mu raised his eyes and saw that there was a signboard with the words "Wanshiwu" prominently on the small building that was noticed by Yinshi.On the first floor, there is a tavern sign.

A woman wearing a traditional kimono, with her hair in a bun and holding a cigarette rod walked out of the tavern, and glanced at Gintoki and Saiki who had returned.

"Yinshi, what kind of mess did you bring back, and your rent hasn't been paid yet, be careful I'll kick you out!!"

【Ah, what kind of trouble did this brat bring back, can't the old woman let my ears stop for a while?The man doesn't look like he's in danger, and that's fine. 】

Gintoki casually picked out his ears, took Qi Mu up the stairs, and went up to the second floor.

"I know, I know, old woman."

[Ah~~ When you are not sure how dangerous this guy is, it's better not to involve the old woman. 】

Gintoki opened the sliding door and roared into the room. "I'm back."

"Yin Sang, you're back. What about the rice you were asked to bring back? You didn't use it to buy something you shouldn't have." A boy wearing glasses came out from the inner room, followed by another one in Tang suit girl.

"Yin Sang, where's my vinegar kelp? And Dingchun's dog food!"

Dingchun, a dog bigger than a human, barked obediently.Standing behind Yinshi, Qi Mu clearly felt that his body was a little stiff.

Shinpachi raised his glasses, glanced at Gintoki's empty hands, immediately jumped up, stepped forward and grabbed his collar, "JUMP" rolled out of his pocket, and fell to Kagura's feet. , Both the two and the dog rushed over.

"Yin-sang, you bought JUMP again, and there is only salt and sugar left at home, what should we do for today's dinner!"

"Ah!! My vinegar kelp!!"

Dingchun simply threw Yinshi down, bit his head, and immediately bled, and at the same time, the two of them and the dog also saw the figure blocked by Yinshi, Qi Mu.

The two froze for two seconds, then ran and shouted frantically in the corridor.

"Yin-sang, you actually bought one and waited for your skills to come back! Even if you envy Saiki Kusuo's superpowers, you don't have to buy one and wait for your skills!! Why don't you solve our food problem first if you have this money, ah hey !"

"Calm down Shinhachi, Kagura. This is not a figure! It's..."

[Sorry, I'm an ordinary human being, my name is Saiki Kusuo. 】

Xin Baji looked at Qi Mu in shock. "It turns out... It's still a hand-made one with sound effects!! Yinsang, why don't you pay me first if you have money!!"

"Sound effects and other skills!! You can buy a warehouse of vinegar kelp!! Yinsang, you bastard!!"

Seeing the three of them wrestling together again, Qi Mu raised his hand and touched Dingchun's dog hair on his side, picked up the Toya Lake that fell from the silver at his feet, and threw it over, the smooth wooden knife went straight into the three Only half of the template under human feet is exposed.

The three of them stopped fighting immediately, Xin Baji swallowed a mouthful of saliva. "Yin Sang, the figurine you bought back is very powerful. Also, has your wooden knife been replaced with a magic knife? Only half of it inserted into the floor is fake, hahaha..."

However, the roar from Dengshi's mother-in-law below shattered his illusion. "Yinshi, you bastard, don't fight in the corridor every time you bring someone back!! What if the ceiling is broken?! And pull out your knife for me, and fix the floor for me!!"

The female voice was so angry that it subsided after a while, leaving only Shin Hachi and Kagura looking at him with fearful eyes.

"The figures are revived..."

"Doll's Revenge..."

Gintoki broke free from the hands of the two, scratched his head, and sighed. "I've said it all, this guy is not a figure, it's just a COS that I met on the road."

"Yin Sang, the family is so poor that they can't open the pot. There is no extra food to invite your favorite COS to eat!"

[So, I am not a COS, my name is Saiki Kusuo. 】

"Oh, the second-year boy, as long as you are happy."

[Do you need me to have a good exchange of titles with you? 】 Qi Mu easily pulled out the wooden knife from the floor, and smiled devilishly at the three of them.