Saiki Kusuo's Journey to Disaster[Comprehensive]

At the entrance of Wanshiwu, Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura looked at the cash box opened by the visitor, drooling, and their unscrupulous faces were also rippling.

"Hey, Shinbachi, Kagura, pinch me quickly. This is really just a daily episode, isn't it a theater show? I don't usually do it once a week. There is a commission that only costs a few hundred yen. This is just my illusion. Let's go." Yin Shi stared straight at the cash box full of money in front of him, even if what appeared in front of him was an illusion, he didn't want the illusion to disappear.

Shinpachi and Kagura stretched out their hands at the same time, and punched him on the side of the waist. Gintoki could not bear Kagura's strange power, and curled up on the ground clutching his side.

"Oh, Eun-sang looks in pain, it doesn't look like a hallucination, Aru!"

"Looks like it's not a mirage refracted by my glasses!"

"Asshole Kagura, I just asked you to pinch me, I didn't ask you to hit me!! And Shin Hachi, no matter how much your glasses refract, it won't reflect a mirage!! You have such glasses, please tell me I'll buy a dozen too!!" Looking up, the cash box was still placed directly above him. "Isn't it a hallucination?! No, I have to touch it myself to confirm if it's a hallucination..."

Yinshi struggled to stretch out his hand, but the moment he touched the cash box, the other party drank the suitcase containing the money, showing that smiling and strange face, he was standing clearly, but he looked like a beast, It is the celestial beings who occupy the earth now.

"Well, the boss of Wanshiwu seems to be very anxious, and the commission fee is very satisfactory."

The three of them nodded wildly, even though the cash box was closed, the salivation still did not take back.

The fox-like celestial being waved his hand, and the guard holding the cash box retreated behind him. He had a smile on his face and looked very talkative.

"Then let's talk about commissions."

"Please come in, please come in..." Xin Baji immediately stepped forward to open the door of the meeting room.

The leopard-like celestial being who pushed back to the back frowned and roared. "Bastard, you still want Master Simet to condescend to enter such a dilapidated place? It's an insult!"

The three of Yinshi were brought back to their senses by the other party's disdainful reprimand, and their expressions became a little dignified.

"Cherier, don't be rude." Simet shook his wide ears, and reprimanded with a smile. The guard named Cheryl didn't say anything more, but he didn't apologize either. "Ah, I just said something, so I won't go in. I really thank the boss for his kindness. I think it's fine to talk about such a small matter at the door."

"Tell me, what kind of commission is it, and, Ah Yin, I don't think the reputation of Wanshiwu is so great that even heaven and man know it." Yinshi scratched his hair, and his attitude returned to the initial laxity.

Simet squinted his eyes with a smile, glanced at the three people in front of him, turned his head slightly, and the guard behind him stepped forward with a reward notice, shaking away.The image imprinted in the eyes of the three made them tremble, and at the same time, the sound that entered their brains also made them a little weak.

[If you scream out loud, I will make you speechless again. 】

"It seems that the three seem to know this person." Simet turned his head and looked at the suspicious behavior of the three.

"Ahahahaha, how could this not be recognized!! Isn't this the protagonist Qi Shen from the updated comic of "JUMP"!!" Gintoki laughed dryly, trying to get away with it.

Xin Baji pulled out "JUMP" from Yinshi's pocket, pointed at the cover, and smiled dryly. "That's right, that's right, isn't this Kusuo Saiki, hahahaha, how could he not know him?"

Simmet retracted his gaze suspiciously and continued. "I'm going to entrust Wanshiwu to find this person. I heard that someone saw a silver-haired samurai conflict with him and was almost chopped off. After Mr. Hijikata's instructions, I found out that it was Boss Sakata. And I heard from Mr. Hijikata that the ability of Master House is good, let me try it. However, this character is not the Saiki Kusuo in the "JUMP" comic book, but the appearance is similar. How could the characters in the comics appear? In life, don’t you think so, Mr. Sakata.”

"Yes, yes." Yin Shi forced a smile and nodded. "I don't know the specific requirements..."

"Whether dead or alive, troubles are brought to the embassy. As for what you have done, Mr. Sakata should know soon. As long as you bring people, the money will be yours. If you want to fool around... The eyes of the fox that had been smiling all the time opened, and sharp animal teeth were exposed between the lips and teeth. "What the consequences are, you should understand."

The two celestial beings left Kabukicho very quickly, and Kagura couldn't bear it after the other left, and knocked the wall around him to pieces.

"Kusuo, this kind of person really wants to pull him in front of him and beat him up,"

Shin Hachi hurriedly grabbed Kagura who wanted to destroy another wall. "Kagura, if the house is damaged, I don't know if I have to pay for it, and I won't have a place to live!!"

"Yes, Aru."

"What should I do, Yinsang." Xin Baji was at a loss for what had just happened.

Kagura rolled up his sleeves, puffed out his chest and said, "There is no other way, let's do this..."

Gintoki and Shinpachi looked at her expectantly, hoping that she could come up with a good solution.

"Let's tie Qi Shen to exchange for money!!"

"That's a good idea!!" Yin Shi

"What are you all thinking!!" Xin Bachi roared.

[Hey, you just prayed to me just now, are you going to hand me over now? 】

At some point, Saiki was already standing behind them, and within three seconds of touching the wall destroyed by Kagura with one hand, the wall returned to its original state.

"The words just now were told by Yinsang to Kagura. It's none of Kagura's business. I'm just an ignorant little girl." Seeing the appearance of the matter, he turned his head away and whistled.

Yinsang scratched her head, looked at the arrest warrant forced in her hand, and sighed. "Tell me, what is going on here, and why heaven and man will offer you a high price."

In the reception room, Qi Mu stroked the wooden cup in his hand.In fact, the place where Cerbero came to this world was not this strange Edo, but in the universe, which happened to land in a large warship.In the world of heroes, it’s not that he hasn’t seen motherships and alien space fleets, and there is no trace of Cerbero, so he can only go to find the captain and negotiate whether he can take him to the earth first, Japan .However, the other party did not cooperate.

Qi Mu recalled the scene at that time, and the corners of his mouth still twitched a little.

……

"Human?" The lion-faced celestial being dressed in the highest uniform raised his eyebrows and looked at Qi Mu who suddenly appeared on the warship. The animal eyes glanced at his figure, and after confirming that there was no danger, he looked at him with a frivolous smile .

(Please don't ask me how I can see the frivolity on a lion's face)

"Go to the earth, the heavens and humans on the earth are not very friendly. Instead of going to the earth to live a life of being bullied by others, how about following me?"

[Recently, I just fell in love with Wanwan boys, and it's rare to see a good-looking one...]

Reminiscing so far, on the other side of the sofa, the three of Yinshi stared at him with wide eyes.

"Although I read the manga, Gin, I knew that Kusuo Ameng is very attractive, and even the perfect beautiful girl is attracted, but I didn't expect that masculinity is also effective for men?!"

Qi Mu looked at Yinshi with a dark face. [If Gintoki-san wants to know so much, I can help you. In fact, Gintoki-san's beauty will be more popular in Kabukicho! 】

"I was wrong! Please assume that Ah Yin didn't say anything just now."

[You earn a lot of money. If you serve a god, you might be able to pay off the house in one night. 】

"Let Yinsang go, please."

"You two bastards, go on your own, explode X, PY trade as you please! Don't involve Ah Yin and me!"

Yin Shi picked out his ears and continued their previous conversation. "Then, what did you do to that celestial being?"

"Kick little XX? Explode his XX? Drug him and throw him among the men..." Kagura wanted to continue, but Shin Yachi who was beside him covered his mouth.

"Kagura! You are a girl, don't keep saying these words!!"

Shin Hachi's strength is of course not as strong as Kagura's. Kagura broke away her hand and picked her nostrils with a face full of indifference.

"What's the matter? Anyway, this is not a serious article. There is no perfect beautiful girl here. Everyone knows, Xin Baji."

Qi Mu turned his head sideways and looked at Yinshi, who also looked indifferent and lazy.

(Sure enough, isn’t there a category of people who don’t enter a house…)

【I just knocked it out, let Friday take control of the entire fleet and fly back to Earth.I didn't expect such a big change to happen. Friday should have invaded their system and inquired about the coordinates of the earth. 】

"Friday?" Yinshi and the three looked puzzled.

"What is that? Is the ability of the working day so great?!"

"Robinson Crusoe?!!"

Qi Mu suddenly realized that he tapped his limiter, and the satellite ball on the limiter lit up.

[Forgot to introduce you, Friday, my smart housekeeper. 】

"Nice to meet you, my name is Friday, and I am sir's smart housekeeper."

The room fell silent for an instant, Gintoki, Shinpachi, and Kagura looked at him without speaking.

"Uh... sir? Are they scared by me? I should be silent like in the last world. After all, there is no such thing as AI in this world."

Qi Mu also couldn't figure out what was going on with the three of them, and wanted to see what was going on in their brains, but saw Yinshi suddenly turned over from the sofa and ran to the outside.

"You guy is really not Kusuo Ameng! Qishen doesn't have such a setting as a smart butler. If you want to lie to me, a loyal fan of "JUMP", you are 800 years too early!!"

Shinpachi and Kagura in front of Saiki also ran away without a trace.

"Sure enough, Yinsang should listen to me and exchange him for 1000 million, a warehouse of vinegar kelp!!"

"Good idea! Ah Yin, I want to buy endless strawberry milk!"

"Shouldn't I bribe the author and change my glasses settings?!"

"Xin Baji, stop dreaming!!" X2

The three of them just opened the entrance door and wanted to step out, but found that their bodies could not move.In the reception room, Qi Mu held a wooden cup calmly and took a sip of water.

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