tease Nanji

My phone won't get hurt because of this, but I will.

Thinking that I couldn't answer such a simple question, the lovely editor, I decided to play dead, disconnected from the Internet, and hacked.

Before this bowl of instant noodles cools down, I have to weigh which one is more feasible.

Play dead and go offline directly, no matter how you poke it, you won't be alive.

Pretending to be disconnected from the Internet, I still have to reply to the cute editor later.

Pretending to be hacking, do I want to send XX young women to WWWXXXX?

In the end I decided to pretend I didn't receive it.

Don't think I'm useless, I'm just useless, don't think so.

*

Without the cute editor, I can still hook up with the cute girls in the comment area.

So I created a group, 591126423, do you think my talent for picking up girls is covered?

One day after creating this group, I regretted it.

Should I be a boy or a girl in the group?This is a very headache.

Because of this problem, I have already lost my lovely editor, should I still lose my lovely reader girl?

It's not a headache anymore, it's a heartache.

I think of a song, I will love it even if I die, but it has nothing to do with my situation.

In the end, my good style of sincerity (color) and sincerity overcame the pettiness in my heart, and I decided to be a man, even if I was a bit sissy, but at least I was a man.

When I painfully made this decision, I felt that a better tomorrow was beckoning to me again.

I would feel better if my roommate's girlfriend didn't come to the dorm to show off their affection.

Oh, it turns out that today is Qixi Festival.

What do you want to do when you come to the dormitory?Still asking why am I here?This is my dormitory, okay?

Of course, I didn’t say any of this. In the spirit of helping people to have fun, I left the dormitory silently and locked the door behind them.

I believe they will have a good time today, if someone comes back from our dormitory before the bed check.

*

It's a bit difficult to pretend that there is a girl going out on a date without letting people find out.

I decided that next time I would not be so kind (to face) to explain (to) (to) people (to) people (too big), and told my roommate to play with my sister later.

Life can be complete without girls, but life without electricity and WI-FI must be incomplete.

So I hid in an unoccupied corner, that is, the rooftop on the 7th floor of the school. At the same time, I prepared beer, mineral water, melon seeds and peanut eight-treasure porridge, and a fully charged power bank.

That's when I set these things down and prepare to eat and vent my inner anger.

Huanhuan is here.

That's right, that Huanhuan.

I felt a little pain in Chrysanthemum, and at the same time thought of Jingjing.

In fact, I don't want to think of Jingjing at all, but Huanhuan and Jingjing look so much alike that it's hard for people not to think of them.

Jing Jing is my ex-girlfriend, an ex-girlfriend who is willing to quit for the sake of his brother and my love, there is such an ex-girlfriend in the world, I really doubt the normality of Huanhuan as her brother.

I'm not a bitch at all, really, I don't know why Huanhuan likes me.

*

"What a coincidence."

I said hello awkwardly, and even without a mirror now, I could feel my ears burning red.

It's too sunny today, really.

"Unfortunately, I came here to find you."

If I were a girl, hearing such a magnetic voice suggest something to me, I would definitely blush, my heart beat faster, and I would be pregnant.

It's a pity that I'm not, but I still blush shamefully. After all, I have been molesting others since I was a child, and I have never been molested.

This fresh and strange feeling welled up in my stomach, do you know where it came from?

"Oh."

Adhering to the principle of talking less and doing more, I started to disassemble the eight-treasure porridge and licked the lid with my tongue.

It is shameful to cherish food and waste it. After all, I am a good young man who emphasizes five things and four beauties.

If I could do it all over again, I would definitely not care about food, after all, innocence and chastity are more important.

What a disgrace to the straight man world.

*

I thought of my ex-girlfriend, the one who wrote BL novels.

"Zhen Nan's hot tongue began to lick the teacher's forehead and face, and then stretched out to the smooth and moist bottom, tasting each other's nectar, as if they were about to become one."

Don't guess, I am Zhen Nan.

I don't know who the teacher is. I have to say that my ex-girlfriend disgusted me. Even if I don't remember other episodes, I still remember this very clearly.

Just like most boys will remember the first movie they watched, not to mention that there is also a protagonist here.

So I went to tell her to break up. I really couldn't understand why she wanted to write her boyfriend as XX with someone else, especially that other guy was a man.

Thinking about it, if she tasted each other's sweetness like this with another girl, it would be difficult for me to accept it.

So I can only come to one conclusion, I like her and she doesn't like me.

Painful realization.

I'd rather not be so witty and handsome, at least have a girlfriend.

*

In this way, my first kiss was dedicated to Huanhuan, the first kiss with a boy.

At that moment, I felt that the world view was a bit collapsed, and then I remembered a classic saying - "You will like girls because the boy who can make your heart have not yet appeared."

Huanhuan's eyes were black and white, and there was a smile between his eyebrows.I suddenly feel sorry for him, it's a pity that he is so handsome, and I don't know how many girls are heartbroken, but fortunately, I am not curvy.

However, Huanhuan disappeared after a quick kiss. He didn't even have a chance to sneak up on him from behind. I still couldn't beat him.

It is simply a human tragedy.

I ate a few mouthfuls of eight-treasure porridge, pretending that nothing happened, and I would not get pregnant even if I kissed it.

There is probably no straight man who is more cowardly than me in this world, and I feel sad for a scum like me in the straight man world.

"Your roommate told me you were here, so I came to find you."

Huanhuan in white trousers just sat across from me, opened a can of beer very familiarly, took two sips, her wriggling Adam's apple was sexy and charming.

I wondered if I should remind him, or pretend I couldn't see anything in retaliation for the kiss he gave me.

After a thousandth of a second, I finally understood the meaning of what he said to me.It turned out that it was not me who was considerate (Yi), but my roommate.

To repay my good roommate, I decided to tell him a secret.

*

"Ah Nan, you seem to be very afraid of me."

If I hadn't seen the gray mark on the back of his trousers, the gesture of putting his hands on the ground to reveal the delicate collarbone under the shirt would still be very handsomely performed by him.

"No."

I'm a straight guy, so if I was kissed by a man, should I cry and beg for responsibility?

"Then why don't you dare to look at me?"

I just eat and eat too much focus.

Of course, I wouldn't say that.At this time, it is better to be silent, and being able to bend and stretch is a real man.

Just like that, I ate all the things I brought up, and Huanhuan wiped the food residue from the corners of my mouth with a handkerchief.If you ignore the fact that Huanhuan is a man, I have to say that this picture is quite pleasing to the eye.

I put down my last bite and looked up to find that Huanhuan's hands had thick calluses that didn't match her face.

I admit that I thought too much, and then I thought more, I know that Gong will masturbate, but will Shou also masturbate?

This question tormented me for a long time in the following days, and I didn’t get any results from Baidu. It’s not very good to ask Huanhuan about it. It wasn’t until the end that I found out whether it’s not normal for a straight man to be curious about this.

"Ah Nan, love knows no gender."

Huanhuan's deep and affectionate eyes made me tremble. I used to think that love is gender-neutral until Huanhuan showed me his love (love).

Although Jing Jing is not as good-looking as him, her voice is not as good as his, and her personality is not as gentle as his, but I will still choose Jing Jing. Jing Jing is a lovely girl, at least she looks cute.

*

"Love does not distinguish between genders, but I really don't like you."

I deliberated for a long time before uttering such a sentence. After all, I am an honest and simple good young man. It is difficult for me to say something that goes against my conscience, but I have broken my mouth countless times with their brothers and sisters.

"It doesn't matter, I believe you will like me."

Huanhuan raised her eyebrows, and there seemed to be something shining in her eyes.

If it wasn't for the wind blowing too loudly on the rooftop on the 7th floor, the surrounding garbage was too dirty, and the gender of the characters didn't meet the needs of the plot, I would have thought I was filming a Hong Kong and Taiwan drama, the kind where the domineering president fell in love with me.

I twitched the corners of my mouth to show my helplessness, then packed up the trash and went downstairs, my roommate should be done by now.

In the end, I didn't remind Huanhuan of the two black marks on the back of his butt, I hope he can find out by himself.I'm a kind person, and I won't expose him to his face so that he can't step down, really.

*

When I got back to the dormitory, the door was already open, and my roommate and his girlfriend were not there. It was a wonderful Qixi Festival.

I turned on the computer and looked at the comments, and there was only one. After all, those who have boyfriends and girlfriends hang out, I can understand.

"This article is different from those coquettish sluts out there."

Signed by Qing Huan.

Suddenly there was a feeling of being a fallen person in the end of the world, and I immediately marked "single dog" and "cute girl" in the comments. I don't know if she would want to cripple me if she found out.

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