tease Nanji

Nothing will change the fact that I am a coward.

It has been a month since I first wrote the project of teasing girls. In the whole month, the project of teasing girls has written nearly 1 words...

However, I haven't sent a single reply yet.

Sadness, despair.

I suddenly remembered my ex-ex-girlfriend.

At that time, how brave (face) and angry (skin) I was, I was able to stop my ex-girlfriend on the way to the teaching building and ask her for a WeChat account.

In the end she told me no.

I was even happier, and let her ask Qiuqiu's number, because I don't use WeChat either.

This is the fate destined by the heavens, so that two people who don't use WeChat meet and come together.

I also don't know which tendon I made a mistake at that time.

Later, I realized the meaning of her saying no when I met my ex-ex-girlfriend.

Heartache so hard to breathe.

In the end, she still gave me the Qiuqiu number, and told me to add it now, so she agreed quickly.

Sure enough, it was love at first sight (face) and love at second sight (face).

Instant cure.

I fell asleep in the classroom with more than half of my classmates that afternoon.

Think about when I will hold hands with her,

Figure out when I'll kiss her,

Think about when she and I will go deeper into each other and understand each other,

I've figured out where to hold my wedding with her and who to invite,

Figured out where I spent my honeymoon with her,

I even thought about whether she and I will have a boy or a girl, and what their name will be.

The truth of the matter is so cruel, I only went to the second step and then there is no more content. It was a waste of two nights for me to come up with a good name.

If it is a girl, it is called Zhen Guo, and if it is a boy, it is called Zhen Ye.

Must be very cute.

Ideals are beautiful, but reality is cruel.

When I imagined my own family in a wild way, the reality is that I don't even have a girlfriend.

First of all... these two words really hurt.

Life is already so hard.

I rubbed my hands and decided to take this step. Maybe if I take the initiative now, I will have children in the future.

Just when I learned from the pain and was ready to take the initiative.

Editor Ari sent me a message again.

"Why isn't it updated recently?"

I didn't know that I was suffering from that kind of disease, so I replied.

"I'm dumped."

The editor did not reply.

I was stunned for 5 seconds before I realized that Ahri was probably startled by my brazenness.

"Condolences."

I……

I suddenly felt like I was really lost in love...

Ari edited, I was wrong, can I still get forgiveness when I update now?

I am sick and very serious.

I've been very sick since I realized this problem.

My roommates call this lovelorn syndrome.

My ex-girlfriend wrote Tanmei novels against my prototype, and I didn't get sick.

I wasn't sick when my ex girlfriend introduced me to her brother.

Now I live with the Five Fingers girl in love with each other, and I actually have the lovelorn syndrome.

I think my disease is probably quite serious, with such a long incubation period, it is not comparable to ordinary diseases.

Ever since my roommate stamped me with lovelorn syndrome.

I found that he no longer brings his girlfriend in and out of the dormitory, no longer talks on the phone next to me, and even text chats are carried out silently under the covers.

If someone didn't know, he would think that he was doing some indescribable exercise in bed.

This world is really too loving for single dogs.

It should be said that my roommate loves a single dog like me too much, so I decided not to tell him the secret.

I'm such a nice guy...

Bah, it always feels weird to say that.

Just when I was nesting in the dormitory for a week, I decided not to ask my roommates to bring takeaways anymore.

I went downstairs and found a remarkable thing.

Say slip, it's human.

If I had known that things were going to turn out like this, I would rather eat takeaway in the dormitory for another week, even if the smell of takeaway makes me sick to my stomach now.

It was Huanhuan who was chatting happily with the dormitory aunt downstairs.

Auntie was coaxed into a happy smile, as if she had her second spring in her life.

God knows that every time I go downstairs, all I see is the mahjong face of the dormitory aunt.

If you compare goods, you will die, and if you compare people, you will throw them away.

Just when I was feeling the vastness of the sky, the infinity of the universe, and the insignificance of life, Huanhuan looked at me.

I was so frightened that I shuddered, stepped across the last two stairs and stepped on the ground, falling in a broken back.

At the moment of falling down, I had to admire my wit, turning 90 degrees in the air without causing the tragic consequences of facing the ground.

After all, I am a person who depends on my face for food.

When I looked up, I found that the classmate who was going down the stairs at the corner looked at me with disgust.

shameful...

I feel sad that there are students (intellectual) students (handicapped) like me in the Department of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering. Who knows why I got more than 600 points in the college entrance examination and entered this university.

Hard thinking can only draw one conclusion, cerebellar atrophy does not affect the operation of the brain.

I'm sick.

First I found out that I had broken-love syndrome, and now I found out that I had cerebellar atrophy.

Just when I decided to get up by myself and try my feet to walk normally.

Huanhuan shot at the speed of a [-]-meter sprint and grabbed my ankle.

I think he must not have seen my terrified eyes, otherwise he couldn't ask me if I was hurt so calmly.

So I turned my head to look at the stairs again, and found that the classmate who was going downstairs was looking at me with a half-smile - He Huanhuan.

My face flushed shamefully.

Not because of shame, but because of anger.

"What are you doing?" I yelled at Huanhuan angrily.

It turned out that his face was also reddened angrily.

His face was very pale, like white tofu just put on the shelves in the vegetable market.

Now this piece of white tofu has turned into red tofu, I really want to touch it.

I was a little dazed.

As a result, the classmate who was going down the stairs came to Huanhuan and me and coughed twice.

In an instant, I came back to my senses and acted like a gentleman.

After two seconds of silence, he laughed and left, laughing so hard that my scalp went numb.

There is always a feeling of being caught in bed.

Bah, I'm a straight guy.

Can a straight man call a straight man an adulterer?That's brotherhood, okay?

I forgot instantly that I was a straight man, but Huanhuan was not.

What is this called.

"Nothing." Huanhuan muttered.

"It's okay, why are you blushing?" I was still angry.

The moment after I finished saying this, I understood why he was blushing.

God, is the world of gays so dirty?

Hot eyes, really!

I don't know what kind of confidence Huanhuan has to bend me, and from time to time, she will show her presence in front of me.

Every time I see Huanhuan, I can think of the quiet face of my ex-girlfriend, and I have nothing to say in my heart except...

If there is an award for the weirdest ex-girlfriend in the whole school, I think Jing Jing will be in the top three.

When I first met Jing Jing, I thought she was a quiet and gentle girl, with black hair, fair skin, and a slim figure, standing there like a summer lotus emerging from the lotus pond on campus.

Later, I found out that I was wrong, Jing Jing was more lively than me, bolder than me, and even more manly than me...

If I pissed her off, she could grab my ear and run three times around the campus main road.

I thought I would follow this sassy girlfriend model until I graduated from college, and I swore to myself that I would break up with Jing Jing after graduation, even if she beat me to death.

Later, I found out that the man's oath really didn't work.

Jingjing broke up with me a month later, and she didn't beat me up.

I think I should give myself a mouthful. In fact, I don't mind Jingjing being so "lively and active" at all.

Jing Jing really fits my fantasy of a girlfriend, her round eyes are so cute when she is angry.

I even made up my mind to propose to her after graduation, and it would be best to have a cute girl like her, named Zhen, whatever.

The matter didn't end here, and Jing Jing said that they could still be friends after breaking up.

Fuck her fucking friend, I don't want to be friends with her at all, I just want to have monkeys with her.

It is said that it is best not to keep contact information after breaking up.

I thought about it, but I still didn't delete the method of practicing quietly. After all, I am such a man. She didn't delete my contact information even if she was a girl. I just deleted her contact information. It seems a bit stingy .

Then, she directly asked me what my impression of his brother was.

I searched my brain for 2 seconds and remembered who she was talking to me about.

That boy looks, cough, very beautiful, even more beautiful than Jing Jing.

Of course, I would not say such things to Jing Jing, and then threw out the nirvana of refusing the question-asking her why she asked me this.

If God gave me another chance, I would definitely not refuse to answer questions in this way.

Jing Jing was really straightforward, she said that her brother was interested in me, and when she heard that I broke up with her, she asked her to test my meaning.

When I heard this, my first reaction was that her probing technique was really "quiet", and my second reaction was that the two brothers and sisters are indeed not ordinary people, they must be real brothers and sisters.

It's fine to break up, but she even brings a subsidy to introduce her next successor. Jing Jing is really a chivalrous woman with a thin sky.

It's a pity that her brother is not a woman.