tease Nanji

Let me introduce myself first, I am a small cell in Jinjiang.

Do you know what small cells are?That is, the author's favorite column has less than 30 favorites.

It hurts to think about it, I don't even have one, should it be attributed to chloroplasts?

Although I don't have a single collection, but this can't hinder my pursuit of editing, it's the pace of the devil, it's the pace of the devil.

Three years later, I didn't even think that I could get my wish.My heart was filled with tears of emotion (not), can I regret it now?

"Think beautifully."

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First of all, I must stress that I am a guy, straight.

Because the ex-girlfriend fell into this trap, when she was with her ex-girlfriend, she was either reading or writing Tanmei novels all day long, and even included me in it.

I have deep contempt for this kind of novels. As a person who has been influenced by traditional Confucianism, how can I read such dross?

Later I found out that I was wrong, very wrong.

With Pang Sheng's curiosity and immortal gossip spirit, I clicked on the article that my girlfriend wrote me in. I was wrong, it was my ex-girlfriend. Of course, these are not important anymore.

Do you want to know what she wrote?I'll talk about it in the next chapter, after all, no one will send me a blade for a small green leaf like me.

Address: Dali XXXX, Dali City, XX Province, China.

I happen to be short of a fruit knife recently. If someone really sends it to me, please send it along with the handle, thank you.

Back to the topic, after reading that article, my heart couldn't be calm for a long time. It turned out that you were such an ex-girlfriend, and then I broke up with her, and she agreed very readily.

I was a bit at a loss, I didn't even ask the reason for the breakup, that's not how the script was written.

She was out of the ordinary, but I still had feelings for her, so I made a phone call, and it turned out... I'll tell you in the next chapter.

Next chapter: She blocked me in the end.

At that moment, I felt that I was wrong, very wrong, isn't it just a novel, so I don't have a girlfriend, am I stupid?

I have become a single dog again, I am talking to you, a single dog is very happy, if you don’t believe me, try being single like me.

After a long period of time, I considered how my cats felt, how my flies felt, how my ants felt, how my cockroaches felt, and made a major decision, even if it was for them, I should find another a girlfriend.

Heh, are you guessing how I ended up on the road of no return to Tanmei?

Don't ask me why I took the road of Danmei.

I want to move.

Don't ask me why I want to move.

You are all thinking about being quiet, but I can’t think about moving?

With my handsomeness and wisdom, I found my second girlfriend, her name is Jing Jing, now you know why I don't want Jing Jing?

She is a very cute girl who has never read or written Tanmei novels.I am very satisfied, a better tomorrow is waving to me.

Turns out she introduced me to her brother, what kind of relationship is that?Both siblings fell in love with me at the same time.

like me.

fall in love with me.

on me.

I.

……

In fact, I feel that I am a bit self-indulgent. My brother is handsome and my sister is beautiful. How could they fall in love with me at the same time?

Later I found out that my sixth sense is really psychic, only my brother likes me, my sister doesn't like me at all.

Then I broke up with my sister, don't ask me what is the position of breaking up, do you think I will tell you?

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I was silent for a long time because of this matter, and then decided to write something to vent.

So began the road of spitting (making) slots (death).

If God gave me a chance to do it all over again, I would definitely rely on my wit and handsomeness to find another girlfriend during that time, instead of writing Lao Shizi's slapstick novels on Jinjiang.com.

Before posting, I made sufficient preparations to conceal my male identity, such as setting the basic information as female (actually, not many people read this), or choosing a very female (mother) sex for myself ( Cannon) names, and I found that all good names were registered by dogs.

Not this dog, but that dog.

Later, when some readers praised my name, I wondered if I could take back what I said before.

My pen name——Chunlubai, isn't it noble, elegant and generous?

At the moment of posting, I finally understood how my ex-girlfriend felt, and I was wrong again, it was an ex-ex-girlfriend.Although I came here with the mentality of complaining at the beginning, it was still very sad that no one watched it.

Looking at the click up and down, left and right, my heart is very peaceful, do you believe it?

Anyway, I believed it, then threw away the keyboard, and played games with my good buddies for a few days.

When playing games, I think of Jing Jing, even though I don't want to think of her at all.

Every time I play games, she likes to ask me, is the game more important than the girlfriend?

This question is really harder to answer than she and my mother fell into the water at the same time.

Because I am a good young man with five words and four beauties, saying that she is more important than games is against my conscience, and saying games are more important than her is hurting her heart, and then hurting my heart.

In the end, I chose a more direct answer, saying that she is more important than the game, after all, this would only be a one-way line against my conscience.

After playing the game for two days, I didn't want to be quiet anymore, and I forgot about the daily changes in the copywriting, and nothing was as important as my brothers (games) (games).

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A few days later, I clicked on Jinjiang to have a look, and the comments almost drowned me.

"Spicy chicken author, what about the agreed daily update?"

You also believe this?Do you know what a daily watch is?Every day, labor and management are still virgins, what's the day?

"Hand over the chrysanthemum and don't kill it!"

What is a chrysanthemum?Can I eat it?

"I love you greatly."

Finally a normal one, I love you too, if there's a cute girl on the other end of the cable.

"Daddy, are you a man or a woman?"

Buddha said: Don't say it.

"Huanhuan, look, this is the chrysanthemum I got for you."

Where is the chrysanthemum?Also, how do you know that Jing Jing's brother is called Huanhuan?

……

At this moment, my heart is very sad, but in fact it is not that sad. Is there no one to feel sorry for this tragic protagonist?I was in a relationship with my sister, but I found out that all of this was a conspiracy. What the hell are the following comments about begging for joy and throwing the protagonist down.

Now that I was so sad, I decided to eat something to calm down Jing, who was my new friend.

Come on, read it with me, gang.

Just when I felt that life was hopeless and the sky was dark, I received a text message on the site.

"Hi, Chunlubai, I'm the editor Tanuki, please add Qiuqiu XXXXXXXXXX."

As I was eating instant noodles and reading the comments, I looked at the editor's name very calmly - tanuki, so cute it must be a girl.

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With trepidation, I added Ahri's Qiuqiu, whose profile picture is a very cute British shorthair cat.

Looking at that picture, I was even more disturbed.

Could it be that my male identity was discovered by the editor, and I was not allowed to hang out in Jinjiang?

Or did I fail to do what I promised, and I will be hanged up and beaten by the editor?

During the 84 seconds of waiting for Ari’s consent, I was extremely tormented, and I had already planned 24 scenarios in my mind where I would be hanged and beaten by Ari.

"Hi, I'm Chunlubai."

"Can you change the day?"

"can."

Change every day, every day.

"Have you ever written a novel like this before?"

"No."

……

"Are you a girl?"

One sentence scared me so much that I almost dropped my phone, how should I answer at this time, wait online!Do you want me to be a straight man disguised as a woman?