After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

During the release of "Ban Xian Jiang", Xu Xiaozhou became busy as a spinning top.Chen Jingfeng, the retired boss, also lost his leisure life, and had to mediate with him in the seemingly endless publicity and commercial performances.

The update speed of four episodes per day sticks to the traffic of the whole network, "Ban Xianjiang" is overwhelming on Weibo, the blood-swallowing demon king made his debut for the first time, and the bewitching red pupil sneered contemptuously, and instantly maxed out the trending list .

#血吸无感冷笑#

#Fengzhou Bingdi Shuanglian#

#heard that Chen Jingfeng killed Xu Xiaozhou again#

#陈景锋生产亲世倒生来#

Hot searches on Weibo change every day, and the publicity team spends some money to buy a real-time promotion, and netizens will spontaneously top the list.Xu Xiaozhou was so numb by everyone's cues that he didn't even sneeze.Unfortunately, there is too much work, and it is late at night when I go home every day. He is tired and Age is also tired. I don't know when, the two of them took it lightly, and the car was followed.

The security of the community is top-notch, and the illegitimate fans followed outside, but did not follow in, but the information of the community leaked out that night.

Chen Jingfeng was so angry that he gritted his teeth, but there was nothing he could do. Even if the fans all insulted the illegitimate fans and resisted the acts of infringing on the artist's private life, since then, the number of cute little girls on the street outside the community has increased significantly.If it's an illegitimate child, they don't come up to bother, and they don't even take a picture, just look at it from a distance shyly.Sometimes I take a look at Xu Xiaozhou's car, and sometimes when I'm lucky, Xu Xiaozhou can even see himself when he goes shopping.

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't bear to reject fans with a cold face, but he really couldn't bear to be stared at by a bunch of little girls with blushing faces every day.He thought of a trick.

The city is severely smoggy, and there are many people wearing masks on the streets.He wears a big coat and a mask, and the only thing that reveals his identity is his eyes.Well then, hide your eyes too.

He picked up a pair of [Soft Gray Tone Large Diameter Ethereal Beauty Eyes with Perennial Fog Color Contact].

Just after putting on the colored contact lenses, a certain cat jumped onto the sink in the bathroom and looked at him in the mirror, with deep confusion revealed in the cat's eyes.

"Meow?"

——Are you suffering from cataracts?

Really, the fog that never disperses all year round.

Xu Xiaozhou looked at himself who seemed to be bitten by a zombie and rolled his eyes, sighed, and put on the mask silently, "I'm going to buy the canned food you want, wish me good luck."

"Meow--"

He took two steps outside, then turned his head unwillingly, "Are you in such a hurry to eat? Age will be here in two hours, can't we wait for him to buy?"

Sangsang shook his head regretfully, looked at the pink flower basket in the guest bedroom, and made a small beep.

——Pearl woke up immediately, she must be very hungry after sleeping all day.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, resignedly picked up the key next to him, and muttered as he walked out: "Pearl is not as important as you."

Early spring has arrived, but the weather in the north is still cold and solemn. Every gust of wind is as cold as it can penetrate into the cracks of human bones. The coldness of spring is expected.

Xu Xiaozhou wrapped his windbreaker tightly, bowed his head and walked quickly.

A month ago, Mr. Zeng returned from the United States, bringing with him the three awards he had won for his previous collaboration songs.Although the old man has been the leader in this circle in recent years, he has rarely made a breakthrough. This time he was really happy. When he was excited and went out to travel around South America, Pearl naturally fell into the clutches of Sangsang.

It's okay for Xu Xiaozhou to be busy at ordinary times. As long as he is free at home, he will watch his fat cat follow the other's little female cat, and he will not speak flatteringly.

——Pearl Pearl, Meow is almost an adult, let me show you Meow’s eggs/eggs

——Is it round or not?Is it big?

When Xu Xiaozhou overheard these two sentences for the first time, he froze. He rushed into the room and wanted to cover Sangsang's mouth, but he saw Little Pearl tilting his head innocently, and took a closer look. The dumpling exposed by a certain cat nodded.

"mum."

--not bad.

Xu Xiaozhou still remembers the soul blows he received one after another that day.The outlook on life and the world have changed.

It was the same today, Sangsang waited for someone to wake up beside his basket without changing his mind, and before he could wait, he hurriedly pushed him out to buy canned afternoon tea.

There is a very delicious canned turkey at home, but the kitten insists on not doing it, saying that the canned broth is too little, and insists on pushing him out to buy canned tuna with rich soup, because Pearl likes soup when he eats canned food.

Xu Xiaozhou rushed into the supermarket with a sigh, feeling that he was really used to cats.

On a weekday afternoon, there were not many people in the supermarket. He pulled the mask under his eyes, lowered his head and walked quickly to the pet shelf.Just two steps away, the phone in his pocket vibrated, it was Chen Jingfeng.

He picked it up carefully, and lowered his voice, "Hello?"

"Are you at home? My announcement here is over early. Let's have dinner together tonight. I haven't had dinner together for a long time."

Xu Xiaozhou looked back and forth with some guilt, "Okay, I'm out to buy canned cat food, where are you?"

"It's nearby. I'll pick you up at the entrance of the supermarket, so you don't have to go back in fear. Find a reliable place to wake up after you finish shopping, and wait for my call."

"it is good."

Xu Xiaozhou hung up the phone and couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

Like being a thief.

Anyway, he had to wait for someone, and to save the fat man from being a moth in the future, he simply swept a few cans of all kinds of canned cat food on the shelf, carried them in a basket, and took a lot of small toys.

Before turning out of the shelf, Xu Xiaozhou thought of something again, and turned around to take two small scarves.One pink and one blue.

He fiddled with the two gadgets, and whispered to himself: "I promised last year, and I finally bought it."

Chen Jingfeng arrived very quickly, the car stopped at the entrance of the supermarket, Xu Xiaozhou checked out and went out, bowed his head and got into the car, very smoothly.The two were discussing what to eat on the way home. The finale of "Ban Xian Jiang" has not yet arrived, but Xue Tun has already gone offline ahead of schedule. In the past two days, Chen Jingfeng has been called by everyone, not to mention Xu Xiaozhou's Fans, even some of his own fans, couldn't stand it anymore. Two dramas in a row killed the other party who fell in love and killed each other, and everyone was angry.

Chen Jingfeng doesn't dare to go out easily now, and he has to choose a variety of restaurants when he goes out to eat.

The two of them were discussing whether to eat the Japanese food with excellent privacy but a bit of taste, or to eat the teppanyaki with less privacy but very attractive, Chen Jingfeng took out his room card and swiped Opening the door, Xu Xiaozhou froze as soon as he stepped into the door with one foot.

Chen Jingfeng held the door for him, "What's wrong? You..."

"Shh-"

Xu Xiaozhou frowned deeply, and looked into the room in shock.

An empty living room.

Quiet apartment.

Chen Jingfeng followed him without even daring to breathe, held his breath for a few seconds, and couldn't help asking in a low voice: "A thief?"

It was too late to say it, but Xu Xiaozhou, who was still stagnant just now, seemed to be full of anger in an instant, and strode towards the guest bedroom with a meteor.

Chen Jingfeng hurriedly followed.

The door to the guest bedroom was ajar.

Chen Jingfeng had never seen Xu Xiaozhou so nervous before.Xu Xiaozhou walked to the door, hesitated for a second, then turned his anger into nothingness, and gently pushed the door open.

He leaned over to look at it, and the world behind the door was shocking.

A plump but short-legged cat was crushed under him by a huge cow flower shorthair cat.

The whole cat of Sangsang has lost its mind, its chubby body has an anti-physics arc, while doing exercises that are conducive to the recycling and regeneration of nature, while burying its head in the place close to other people's buttocks, sucking mints madly suck.

The scene was once very confusing.

Pearl cat is very shy, although it seems to be a little hurt, but it is lying on the ground very obediently, its face seems to be a little red.

She first saw the two adults lying on their stomachs between the door, and let out a mime as if frightened——still didn't struggle.

Sangsang, "Meow—"

——Meow, slow down, don't be afraid.

"..."

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou took a deep breath and closed the door silently.Chen Jingfeng gently closed his wide open mouth with his hands, looked at him, hesitant to speak.

He could clearly see the tendons near Xu Xiaozhou's temples throbbing wildly.

"That—" he asked a little stagnantly, "Is Pearl an adult?"

Xu Xiaozhou's face was ashen, and he said word by word: "From the perspective of an ordinary kitten, it is an adult."

The man breathed a sigh of relief, "That's okay, it's not—"

"It's nothing?" Xu Xiaozhou raised his head suddenly, looked at him angrily, and said in a low voice, "How should I explain to Mr. Zeng? He trusted us and put the cat with us, but he was killed by the funeral when he turned around." ... on."

The more Xu Xiaozhou spoke, the lower his voice became, and in the end he almost lost his voice with guilt.He swallowed and spit, and broke down: "Will you be pregnant? What should I do? Ah?"

Before Chen Jingfeng had time to rub his aching head, Xu Xiaozhou's ears moved, as if he heard something, he pushed open the door of the room.

The two cats had already finished their work, Pearl was very tired, and she leaned delicately next to her basket, and she didn't even bother to stretch her legs when she got in, so she just lay down next to the basket.Sangsang, the whole cat, has entered the sage's time of death without regret, and spread itself flat on the ground with its belly open, its four legs spread out, its eyes narrowed, and its big face spread out into a very fluid irritant. soup dumplings.

When it saw Xu Xiaozhou rushing in angrily, it was so excited that it jumped up and was about to run away.

But it was useless, Xu Xiaozhou grabbed the back of its neck.

The back of the neck of a fat cat weighing more than ten catties is still very painful. A certain cat uttered two pitiful meows. Xu Xiaozhou held it in his arms, but his face was cold.

"Let's talk."

The kitten shivered.

He hugged his unsatisfactory cat and left, closing the door of the guest bedroom, only then did Sangsang cautiously make an excuse.

"Meow--"

- Meow, I didn't expect you to come back so soon.

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

——The canned food with a lot of broth was out of stock last time, I thought you would go to the supermarket far away to buy it...

"Enough. Do you know that you are getting closer and closer to being beaten?"

The kitten shivered and closed its mouth cautiously.It turned its head and saw Chen Jingfeng standing awkwardly beside it, and immediately squeezed its eyes desperately.

Xu Xiaozhou also looked over.

The man trembled all over, and subconsciously pulled out a smiling face, "Then what, I can understand it, you love me, it's thunderous, isn't it..."

"What is it?" Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows and raised his voice, "You come in too! You must be the one who taught me!"

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Sangsang: save (zhen) life (shuang)