Xu Xiaozhou put the cat on the bed, poked his finger on the forehead, and poked the cat that was just about to get up.The kitten is very good at pretending to be pitiful, and rolled over on the bed, trying to look weak, pitiful and helpless.
Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows, "Just pretend!"
"mum--"
"It's almost done. Sangsang didn't do it on purpose." The man walked to the bed and sat down while talking. When Sangsang saw him, he immediately ran behind the man, only showing a small head to watch Xu Xiaozhou's movements vigilantly.
The veins on Xu Xiaozhou's forehead were bursting, and he couldn't hold back his anger and asked: "She put the pearl in our house, and you bully her like this, how do you want me to explain to her master?"
"mum--"
—Pearl is willing.
"Can Pearl talk? Will she tell her master that she is willing?"
The kitten wilted.
Xu Xiaozhou said bitterly: "I knew it would be bad if you suddenly let me go out, I really underestimated you!"
Chen Jingfeng subconsciously put his hands behind his back to comfort the kitten, and meowed tremblingly behind him, speaking cat language he didn't understand, probably explaining.
In fact, as a man, he can understand.Impulsive, how can I bear it every time.What's more, the little guy Sangsang is now on the verge of adulthood. When he was the most impulsive, it happened that he had been aiming at Pearl since he was a child. Seeing that he grew up and became a mature female cat, he did something. What is so normal.
In the past few days, he saw that Sangsang had that kind of meaning, Pearl didn't seem to refuse, but he didn't have the nerve to tell Xu Xiaozhou that's all.
"Why, you also participated?"
Was discovered.
The man immediately apologized, "What does this have to do with it? What does it have to do with me that cats breed offspring?"
Unexpectedly, Xu Xiaozhou's eyebrows twitched again when he heard this, "By the way, what if you get pregnant? Xu Sangsang, you can do it!"
The kitten peeked out its head from behind the man, "Meow?"
--Really?Are we going to have a baby right away?
Xu Xiaozhou raised his hand, "Are you still looking forward to it?"
The kitten flinched, but still nodded frankly.
——Meow wants Pearl to give birth to babies for Meow.
"..."
Xu Xiaozhou collected materials locally, picked up his slippers and walked over in two steps, reaching out to grab the cat's neck, "I don't think you have been beaten before."
"Meow!!"
"Okay, okay, okay." Chen Jingfeng hurriedly stopped the man, Xu Xiaozhou lifted his slippers and slapped the cat's buttocks, which hit him twice. With a cry of mourning, he plopped into the back of the cabinet.
It's a pity that it is no longer what it was when I was a child. Its belly is too big, it gets stuck halfway in, and its chubby butt sticks out, making a very miserable cry.
"Just right." Xu Xiaozhou was about to go there with his slippers, when the door of the room was suddenly knocked.
The voice is very soft, but very elegant, and it sounds like a polite kitten.
Xu Xiaozhou took a deep breath, and gave Sangsang's butt a hard look, "I'll deal with you later!"
Butt flinched.
Xu Xiaozhou went to open the door, Pearl squatted dignifiedly at the door, gave him a pretty meow, and tilted her head.
——What about Sangsang?
Xu Xiaozhou didn't speak. After a while, his face paled, and he said, "Sorry, I didn't take care of the mourning. Are you okay?"
Pearl was stunned when he heard the words, and the little cat's eyes narrowed and then opened again, as if a little confused.
"Meow?"
——What's the matter, meow?
"You...uh..." Xu Xiaozhou didn't know how to describe it. After being in a mess for a long time, he finally gave up and said, "Forget it, anyway, I'm the one who cleaned up the mess. When your master comes back, I'll go to the door and apologize."
Pearl didn't seem to understand what he was saying.This little female cat has a unique Buddhist temperament, and she is lazy, and she doesn't ask if she doesn't understand, and she wasn't very interested in knowing.She gave a polite mime, and then walked in with catwalks.
Chen Jingfeng had just rescued Sangsang from the seam where it was stuck, and the embarrassed kitten squatted on the table and tried to comb its messy fur.Seeing Pearl approaching, it puffed up its chest, "Meow—"
Pearl jumped lightly, jumped beside it, and got down on the ground.
Sangsang gave up his half-licked belly and began to help his wife clean up diligently.
Xu Xiaozhou observed for a long time in a gloomy mood, and finally admitted the truth to himself—the young couple really liked each other, and Zhenzhu, the cat, seemed to enjoy Sangsang's care for her and... hard work.
He suddenly remembered something, walked to the door and dug out the plastic bag for a long time, took the couple's scarf and placed it in front of the two cats.
He hesitated, looked at Pearl, "Are you colorblind?"
"mum--"
—Some cats are, I am not.
"I heard that you used to have a little pink scarf, but you lost it later. Here, I'll make it up for you."
--Thanks.
Xu Xiaozhou turned to Sangsang again, met those expectant little eyes, sighed, and stroked the cat's head.
"I'm really unlucky, why did I meet a guy like you."
"Meow--"
——Meow loves you.
Xu Xiaozhou rolled his eyes, "Go play where it's cool."
The kitten was even happier when he heard that, wrapped his paws around the small scarf, and nudged Pearl's butt with his head, and the two kittens ran out of the living room stumbling one after the other.
Xu Xiaozhou closed the bedroom door, not long after, the sound of two kittens jumping up and down came from the living room.
"Hey--"
"Sooner or later, why do you have such a big reaction?" Chen Jingfeng comforted him, "Mr. Zeng said it carefully, it's no problem."
"I hope." Xu Xiaozhou looked at the door, and there seemed to be a layer of dark clouds covering his brows.
However, Mr. Zeng is more enlightened than he imagined.When Xu Xiaozhou tremblingly called to plead guilty, the other party seemed to be participating in a local custom event, making a lot of noise.Xu Xiaozhou said it twice, but the other party didn't hear it clearly, and after the third time, the other party finally heard it clearly.
"Oh, that's it." The old man's voice was serious, yet somewhat magnanimous. He paused for a long time, then sighed and said, "Sooner or later, I've already seen it."
"Your kitten has been plotting against us Pearl from the very beginning. I saw it from the first day."
Holding the phone in his hand, Xu Xiaozhou lowered his head in shame.
The old man smacked his lips and sighed: "There are many cats who like pearls. There are many breeds of cats, including breeding level and draft level. Your cat is the ugliest one haha."
"Sorry……"
"Hey, forget it, it's okay."
"Ok?"
"Pearl likes Sangsang very much. She doesn't allow other cats to lick their fur. I raise Pearl as a child, and I don't plan to neuter her. Which pig is not Gong?"
Xu Xiaozhou lowered his head abruptly, "Yes, yes."
There was a commotion over there again, and a wave of cheers flooded by. The other party seemed to be in a hurry to hang up the phone, and hurriedly ordered, "Watch out for the funeral, don't mess around with other cats, or I will castrate it myself. Hang up. "
The phone waited for the sound to ring, Xu Xiaozhou turned off the speakerphone, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw a certain pig shivering beside him.
He said coldly, "It's cheap for you!"
The kitten said weakly, "Mi—"
Xu Xiaozhou thought for a while, and couldn't help but reprimanded: "Eat less! Did you look in the mirror at the scene yesterday? You can crush people to death."
Sangsang couldn't help but poke her head back.
——She's not losing weight either.Meow has great potential since she was a child, and she did not disappoint Meow when she grew up.
"..."
——Don't worry, Meow knows it well.
Sangsang jumped off the bed with a plop, and went to play with Pearl.
From that day on, after Xu Xiaozhou closed his eyes every night, he could hear the subtle voice next door.
Sometimes he hates these cat-like changes in himself, the two little ones are doing happy things, Chen Jingfeng can sleep soundly without noticing, but he can't, he always feels that his own pig is like a cabbage, and he is anxious all the time Didn't sleep well.
When spring really came, he was finally able to get used to the small movements at home.
And the first fashion news in his life came unexpectedly.
——The sales target for the first fiscal year will be unlocked in the first quarter of the TXWTheOne product line.At the same time, it has also been widely praised and reported by many fashion media.Before and after the launch of the product, Xu Xiaozhou himself created a high-level artist image by relying on the two characters of Jianxian and Xueshen, and this shade naturally shrouded the endorsement products.Fashionistas who love to be mystified have interpreted a product line into countless layers. Some people say that Xu Xiaozhou is TheOne, and TheOne is Xu Xiaozhou.This supposedly youngest and impetuous traffic is integrated with the top heavy luxury goods, and the TXW brand will never give up on him.
This is true. When the promotional cooperation in the first quarter was about to come to an end, Xu Xiaozhou received a new contract.
The title changed from "The One Product Line Spokesperson" to "Young Line Product Spokesperson".
The difference between a few words has a very different meaning.In the words of Boss Chen, this is a secret promise for Xu Xiaozhou's entire cooperation before the age of 30.
The cooperation fee is also surprisingly high.Xu Xiaozhou has been earning word of mouth since his debut, and the money he earns can barely cover the mouths of the publicity, team, and bodyguards. It is not bad until this sum is recorded, he is really profitable.
He looked at the amount on the contract, suddenly remembered something, and asked Chen Jingfeng, "When I signed your studio, how much was the share?"
Chen Jingfeng didn't blink, "Half to half."
"Oh." Xu Xiaozhou nodded, "very conscientious, every day is an artist and only gets [-]%. Thank you boss."
The man laughed meaningfully when he heard the words, "Actually, if possible, I wouldn't want to smoke at all, it's a pity—"
He purposely stretched the tone, Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to cooperate and asked: "What's the pity?"
"It's a pity that I have to take the money back to honor my kitten." The man smiled, "Don't worry, I will keep all the money the company earns in my kitten's account."
Xu Xiaozhou glared, "You are poisonous."
The man laughed, "I was bitten by a cat, there is nothing I can do."
"You..." Xu Xiaozhou was halfway through speaking when the phone rang suddenly. It was Age.
He had no choice but to give up temporarily, glared at the man and then answered the phone with a good temper, "Hello?"
"Xiao Zhou, the ratings of the TV series "Ban Xian Jiang" broke 4, you have to cooperate with Weibo to celebrate the promotion."
"Oh that's fine."
"I've already written a draft, I'll send it to you for a look, and I'll forward it for you if there's no problem."
"Okay, hard work."
"Should be." Age suddenly remembered something and said, "By the way, you asked me to help you watch Chang Jiang's dynamics. Didn't he go to Africa with a non-profit organization to do charity everywhere? This guy It seems that I am tired of doing charity work, I have been very active on ins for the past two days, I posted a new post today, and I suspect that I am going to come back and start working hard.”
Xu Xiaozhou frowned, "Okay, let me take a look."
He hung up the phone and opened Chang Jiang's ins.The latest update came two hours ago. Chang Jiang was sitting on a bench, wearing a big straw hat and black sunglasses, smiling mysteriously at the camera.
The scorching sun in Africa has rolled for so long, but the man's face is still soft and moon-white.
The accompanying text is: I have gained a lot, and I am ready to return to China.
The author has something to say:
Sangsang: We got the certificate (pull the scarf)
Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows, "Just pretend!"
"mum--"
"It's almost done. Sangsang didn't do it on purpose." The man walked to the bed and sat down while talking. When Sangsang saw him, he immediately ran behind the man, only showing a small head to watch Xu Xiaozhou's movements vigilantly.
The veins on Xu Xiaozhou's forehead were bursting, and he couldn't hold back his anger and asked: "She put the pearl in our house, and you bully her like this, how do you want me to explain to her master?"
"mum--"
—Pearl is willing.
"Can Pearl talk? Will she tell her master that she is willing?"
The kitten wilted.
Xu Xiaozhou said bitterly: "I knew it would be bad if you suddenly let me go out, I really underestimated you!"
Chen Jingfeng subconsciously put his hands behind his back to comfort the kitten, and meowed tremblingly behind him, speaking cat language he didn't understand, probably explaining.
In fact, as a man, he can understand.Impulsive, how can I bear it every time.What's more, the little guy Sangsang is now on the verge of adulthood. When he was the most impulsive, it happened that he had been aiming at Pearl since he was a child. Seeing that he grew up and became a mature female cat, he did something. What is so normal.
In the past few days, he saw that Sangsang had that kind of meaning, Pearl didn't seem to refuse, but he didn't have the nerve to tell Xu Xiaozhou that's all.
"Why, you also participated?"
Was discovered.
The man immediately apologized, "What does this have to do with it? What does it have to do with me that cats breed offspring?"
Unexpectedly, Xu Xiaozhou's eyebrows twitched again when he heard this, "By the way, what if you get pregnant? Xu Sangsang, you can do it!"
The kitten peeked out its head from behind the man, "Meow?"
--Really?Are we going to have a baby right away?
Xu Xiaozhou raised his hand, "Are you still looking forward to it?"
The kitten flinched, but still nodded frankly.
——Meow wants Pearl to give birth to babies for Meow.
"..."
Xu Xiaozhou collected materials locally, picked up his slippers and walked over in two steps, reaching out to grab the cat's neck, "I don't think you have been beaten before."
"Meow!!"
"Okay, okay, okay." Chen Jingfeng hurriedly stopped the man, Xu Xiaozhou lifted his slippers and slapped the cat's buttocks, which hit him twice. With a cry of mourning, he plopped into the back of the cabinet.
It's a pity that it is no longer what it was when I was a child. Its belly is too big, it gets stuck halfway in, and its chubby butt sticks out, making a very miserable cry.
"Just right." Xu Xiaozhou was about to go there with his slippers, when the door of the room was suddenly knocked.
The voice is very soft, but very elegant, and it sounds like a polite kitten.
Xu Xiaozhou took a deep breath, and gave Sangsang's butt a hard look, "I'll deal with you later!"
Butt flinched.
Xu Xiaozhou went to open the door, Pearl squatted dignifiedly at the door, gave him a pretty meow, and tilted her head.
——What about Sangsang?
Xu Xiaozhou didn't speak. After a while, his face paled, and he said, "Sorry, I didn't take care of the mourning. Are you okay?"
Pearl was stunned when he heard the words, and the little cat's eyes narrowed and then opened again, as if a little confused.
"Meow?"
——What's the matter, meow?
"You...uh..." Xu Xiaozhou didn't know how to describe it. After being in a mess for a long time, he finally gave up and said, "Forget it, anyway, I'm the one who cleaned up the mess. When your master comes back, I'll go to the door and apologize."
Pearl didn't seem to understand what he was saying.This little female cat has a unique Buddhist temperament, and she is lazy, and she doesn't ask if she doesn't understand, and she wasn't very interested in knowing.She gave a polite mime, and then walked in with catwalks.
Chen Jingfeng had just rescued Sangsang from the seam where it was stuck, and the embarrassed kitten squatted on the table and tried to comb its messy fur.Seeing Pearl approaching, it puffed up its chest, "Meow—"
Pearl jumped lightly, jumped beside it, and got down on the ground.
Sangsang gave up his half-licked belly and began to help his wife clean up diligently.
Xu Xiaozhou observed for a long time in a gloomy mood, and finally admitted the truth to himself—the young couple really liked each other, and Zhenzhu, the cat, seemed to enjoy Sangsang's care for her and... hard work.
He suddenly remembered something, walked to the door and dug out the plastic bag for a long time, took the couple's scarf and placed it in front of the two cats.
He hesitated, looked at Pearl, "Are you colorblind?"
"mum--"
—Some cats are, I am not.
"I heard that you used to have a little pink scarf, but you lost it later. Here, I'll make it up for you."
--Thanks.
Xu Xiaozhou turned to Sangsang again, met those expectant little eyes, sighed, and stroked the cat's head.
"I'm really unlucky, why did I meet a guy like you."
"Meow--"
——Meow loves you.
Xu Xiaozhou rolled his eyes, "Go play where it's cool."
The kitten was even happier when he heard that, wrapped his paws around the small scarf, and nudged Pearl's butt with his head, and the two kittens ran out of the living room stumbling one after the other.
Xu Xiaozhou closed the bedroom door, not long after, the sound of two kittens jumping up and down came from the living room.
"Hey--"
"Sooner or later, why do you have such a big reaction?" Chen Jingfeng comforted him, "Mr. Zeng said it carefully, it's no problem."
"I hope." Xu Xiaozhou looked at the door, and there seemed to be a layer of dark clouds covering his brows.
However, Mr. Zeng is more enlightened than he imagined.When Xu Xiaozhou tremblingly called to plead guilty, the other party seemed to be participating in a local custom event, making a lot of noise.Xu Xiaozhou said it twice, but the other party didn't hear it clearly, and after the third time, the other party finally heard it clearly.
"Oh, that's it." The old man's voice was serious, yet somewhat magnanimous. He paused for a long time, then sighed and said, "Sooner or later, I've already seen it."
"Your kitten has been plotting against us Pearl from the very beginning. I saw it from the first day."
Holding the phone in his hand, Xu Xiaozhou lowered his head in shame.
The old man smacked his lips and sighed: "There are many cats who like pearls. There are many breeds of cats, including breeding level and draft level. Your cat is the ugliest one haha."
"Sorry……"
"Hey, forget it, it's okay."
"Ok?"
"Pearl likes Sangsang very much. She doesn't allow other cats to lick their fur. I raise Pearl as a child, and I don't plan to neuter her. Which pig is not Gong?"
Xu Xiaozhou lowered his head abruptly, "Yes, yes."
There was a commotion over there again, and a wave of cheers flooded by. The other party seemed to be in a hurry to hang up the phone, and hurriedly ordered, "Watch out for the funeral, don't mess around with other cats, or I will castrate it myself. Hang up. "
The phone waited for the sound to ring, Xu Xiaozhou turned off the speakerphone, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw a certain pig shivering beside him.
He said coldly, "It's cheap for you!"
The kitten said weakly, "Mi—"
Xu Xiaozhou thought for a while, and couldn't help but reprimanded: "Eat less! Did you look in the mirror at the scene yesterday? You can crush people to death."
Sangsang couldn't help but poke her head back.
——She's not losing weight either.Meow has great potential since she was a child, and she did not disappoint Meow when she grew up.
"..."
——Don't worry, Meow knows it well.
Sangsang jumped off the bed with a plop, and went to play with Pearl.
From that day on, after Xu Xiaozhou closed his eyes every night, he could hear the subtle voice next door.
Sometimes he hates these cat-like changes in himself, the two little ones are doing happy things, Chen Jingfeng can sleep soundly without noticing, but he can't, he always feels that his own pig is like a cabbage, and he is anxious all the time Didn't sleep well.
When spring really came, he was finally able to get used to the small movements at home.
And the first fashion news in his life came unexpectedly.
——The sales target for the first fiscal year will be unlocked in the first quarter of the TXWTheOne product line.At the same time, it has also been widely praised and reported by many fashion media.Before and after the launch of the product, Xu Xiaozhou himself created a high-level artist image by relying on the two characters of Jianxian and Xueshen, and this shade naturally shrouded the endorsement products.Fashionistas who love to be mystified have interpreted a product line into countless layers. Some people say that Xu Xiaozhou is TheOne, and TheOne is Xu Xiaozhou.This supposedly youngest and impetuous traffic is integrated with the top heavy luxury goods, and the TXW brand will never give up on him.
This is true. When the promotional cooperation in the first quarter was about to come to an end, Xu Xiaozhou received a new contract.
The title changed from "The One Product Line Spokesperson" to "Young Line Product Spokesperson".
The difference between a few words has a very different meaning.In the words of Boss Chen, this is a secret promise for Xu Xiaozhou's entire cooperation before the age of 30.
The cooperation fee is also surprisingly high.Xu Xiaozhou has been earning word of mouth since his debut, and the money he earns can barely cover the mouths of the publicity, team, and bodyguards. It is not bad until this sum is recorded, he is really profitable.
He looked at the amount on the contract, suddenly remembered something, and asked Chen Jingfeng, "When I signed your studio, how much was the share?"
Chen Jingfeng didn't blink, "Half to half."
"Oh." Xu Xiaozhou nodded, "very conscientious, every day is an artist and only gets [-]%. Thank you boss."
The man laughed meaningfully when he heard the words, "Actually, if possible, I wouldn't want to smoke at all, it's a pity—"
He purposely stretched the tone, Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to cooperate and asked: "What's the pity?"
"It's a pity that I have to take the money back to honor my kitten." The man smiled, "Don't worry, I will keep all the money the company earns in my kitten's account."
Xu Xiaozhou glared, "You are poisonous."
The man laughed, "I was bitten by a cat, there is nothing I can do."
"You..." Xu Xiaozhou was halfway through speaking when the phone rang suddenly. It was Age.
He had no choice but to give up temporarily, glared at the man and then answered the phone with a good temper, "Hello?"
"Xiao Zhou, the ratings of the TV series "Ban Xian Jiang" broke 4, you have to cooperate with Weibo to celebrate the promotion."
"Oh that's fine."
"I've already written a draft, I'll send it to you for a look, and I'll forward it for you if there's no problem."
"Okay, hard work."
"Should be." Age suddenly remembered something and said, "By the way, you asked me to help you watch Chang Jiang's dynamics. Didn't he go to Africa with a non-profit organization to do charity everywhere? This guy It seems that I am tired of doing charity work, I have been very active on ins for the past two days, I posted a new post today, and I suspect that I am going to come back and start working hard.”
Xu Xiaozhou frowned, "Okay, let me take a look."
He hung up the phone and opened Chang Jiang's ins.The latest update came two hours ago. Chang Jiang was sitting on a bench, wearing a big straw hat and black sunglasses, smiling mysteriously at the camera.
The scorching sun in Africa has rolled for so long, but the man's face is still soft and moon-white.
The accompanying text is: I have gained a lot, and I am ready to return to China.
The author has something to say:
Sangsang: We got the certificate (pull the scarf)
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