Xu Xiaozhou, "Meow???"
The man lifted the quilt and got off the bed, saying: "I can't sleep anymore, there is a media urgently interviewing me, if I don't go, I won't go, pack up and get ready to go!"
The kitten squatted on the bed with a puzzled face, dangling its big round buttocks, and meowed a lot.
Chen Jingfeng couldn't understand cat language, but he knew what Xu Xiaozhou meant.This guy took what he said to Tangtang just now and asked him again-you have already bid farewell to the period of rising traffic, why are you still accepting hyped urgent interviews?
The cat's eyes stared like pearls, full of resentment at being woken up.
The man raised one corner of his lips and smiled softly, "Didn't you give me a talisman? Just that big hairball. Your goal has been achieved. I took it out on the street today to make announcements, and it attracted enough attention. Smiling There are passers-by who are half joking and half mocking me, no, the media is here urgently."
The kitten grinned naively when he heard the words, as if he wanted to laugh, but held back with a guilty conscience.
But Xu Xiaozhou thought for a moment, what does this have to do with him?
What does the urgent media visit have to do with him having a cat? ?
He turned his head and was about to jump under the bed, but before he said it, Chen Jingfeng, an ordinary human being, jumped up beside the bed and threw him directly under his body.
——Even if he is a fat man in the cat world at the moment, he can't hold back this huge monster.Chen Jingfeng held him down and pushed him down casually, licked his white belly, and flicked his two cat balls with his fingers.
Xu Xiaozhou got angry, turned his head and blushed, "Roar!"
"Stop resisting, my cat." As the man said, he pulled his big hand, picked him up by the back of his fate's neck, hugged him in his arms, snorted, and said indisputably, "You cheated me!" , I can't let you relax, we are each other."
Xu Xiaozhou, "...meow?"
——Isn’t it a little sad that a lover has reached our point?
The man laughed twice without warmth, "Yes, touch your conscience, isn't it a bit sad?"
The kitten fell silent.
On the way to the studio, Xu Xiaozhou scratched his head behind the seat belt of the co-pilot.From the corner of his eyes, the man saw a big, round, fat ball swaying back and forth, digging his own butt and doing splits, and couldn't help but sarcastically said in a low voice: "Xu Xiaozhou, be more reserved. Have you stopped being a human being in this life?"
Xu Xiaozhou was still losing his temper and didn't bother to talk to him. He lowered his head and started licking the fur near his balls again.The man looked at his little feet that were flying in the air, and couldn't help stretching out his hands to squeeze them, but he raised his head fiercely and bared.
"Yo, it's quite fierce."
"Meow!"
——Don't think I can't figure it out, this is all arranged by you!
——You are already at this level, if it wasn’t for your own inspiration, why would Tangtang call at night because of a hype?
——What's more, you are still interviewing in your own studio?I think you tricked me into being a cat.
The man looked at the empty road ahead, and said quietly, "What did you say? I don't understand."
Xu Xiaozhou, "..."
He raised his paws to smack the man's face, but unfortunately, his body was no longer what it used to be. The seat belt was strangling the flesh on his stomach, making him unable to move.
Xu Xiaozhou lay dead on the leather seat and sighed deeply.
There are only two media waiting in the studio, one reporter and one with equipment.Tangtang himself didn't show up at all, but Xiao Wu was watching, and when he saw Xu Xiaozhou, he waved his hand kindly, "Fat Sang, long time no see."
Xu Xiaozhou raised his paw alluringly as a greeting.
The host's appearance was perfect, and he came forward with a smile.Chen Jingfeng was also very kind to the media people, and he extended his hand politely. After exchanging greetings, the two looked at Xu Xiaozhou in unison.
The host laughed, "Sangsang is so handsome and cute."
Chen Jingfeng heard that the blue veins on his forehead twitched, and Xu Xiaozhou slashed his fork to take out his own ball in a disgraceful manner.The man stretched out his hand silently, closed his two split feet, smiled and said to the host: "It's too late, the cat is a little bit angry, let's start early."
The host quickly said: "Okay, no problem. This urgent interview is really abrupt, but this matter is a hot topic today. Our editor-in-chief really wants to grab the first official response report tomorrow, so I take the liberty."
The man hummed as he walked in, "It's okay. I'm an old guy, and I'm not as popular as the kid in the studio. I also need some interesting news from time to time."
"You are too modest. The kitten seems to be really sleepy, and its eyes are almost closed... Actually, you don't need to bring the cat." The host said, feeling his eyes dazzled, and the cat in the man's arms seemed to be moving at the speed of light Stretched out his paw and slapped the man's neck, the majestic force was not quite like the unconscious play of a cat.
But she rubbed her eyes, and found that the kitten was yawning in the man's arms, listless.
She said hastily, "It's only a ten-minute interview, very quickly."
Xu Xiaozhou grunted twice to show his friendliness.
The man hugged him and sat down on the seat.The highlight light box was set up in the middle of the night, shaking the cat's pupils into a very thin thread, and he lay on the man's lap lazily licking his paws, very enchanting.
"Brother Feng's look today is very ingenious. Many fans have noticed the big fur ball protruding from the pocket of his jacket. Fans guess that it is from Sangsang's hair, is that so?"
Chen Jingfeng rubbed Xu Xiaozhou's head, and smiled broadly, "Then look, this color scheme, who else is not Sangsang?"
The host smiled sweetly, "So Sangsang is still the cat that you and Xu Xiaozhou co-raised?"
The man shook his head, "Sangsang is Sangsang, and Xu Xiaozhou is Xu Xiaozhou."
The surroundings were quiet for a second, the host opened his mouth wide, and the kitten also stretched its neck and looked dissatisfiedly.So the man had to change his words temporarily, "No, I mean, Xu Xiaozhou occasionally puts the cat here to play with me. He is now a member of my studio, and the kitten is always in the studio. Sometimes Xu Xiaozhou suddenly If I come to announce that I can’t take care of it, I’ll take it home.”
Lying without even stuttering, the kitten squinted his eyes in disdain, but the host was very excited, "The visuals are so strong! I have so much love! Speaking of the studio, how do you feel after transforming into Boss Chen?" ?"
Chen Jingfeng thought for a while, "Is it more reasonable to pet a cat?"
Xu Xiaozhou swung his paw up, and the host laughed.The man waved his hand and got down to business, "Actually, it's just a transition in my career development. I will devote myself to making my own music in the future, and I will also devote myself to crafting when I encounter a suitable script. As for being a boss in my spare time, it is actually already in my plan. It’s just that I didn’t meet any artists who wanted to help support me earlier, but now I have Xiaozhou, so everything will fall into place.”
The host nodded and took notes seriously. When he looked up again, he found that the lazy kitten was blushing a little bit.
She didn't know if she was wrong.
"By the way, talking about Xiaozhou. Xiaozhou caught thieves in the street at the recording site of the program today. It has been on the hot search for a long time. Do you know about it?"
Chen Jingfeng smiled helplessly when he heard the words, "I see... yes, he is actually not a very mature artist, so he will have some irrational behaviors. It has only been half a year since Xu Xiaozhou entered the public eye. With tens of millions of fans, he has been the most popular online for several months in a row. Many black people on the Internet are black for the sake of black, and even fabricate facts to go black. Some people say that this phenomenon occurs because he is perfect. But Actually, I don't see it that way."
The man paused as he spoke, gently stroking the kitten's head with his big hand, with a gentle expression and a little helplessness in his tone, but he did not hide his appreciation, "The biggest shortcoming of Xu Xiaozhou is that he is not mature. artist."
"He has been a trainee for three years, and the opportunity to produce works came very suddenly. After that, he started to rise at a high speed, step by step, no, he ran up and flew up. He didn't have time to receive systematic artist training. So he will not consciously manage his own image as an artist. Today, any artist, no matter whether he is popular or not, will choose to ignore it deliberately and not touch himself. But he lacks this kind of professional self-awareness. To be honest, Seeing him not caring about his image in the street shooting video and rushing after him, the person in charge of the publicity team and I were about to lose our heads.”
The man smiled speechlessly, but there was tolerance hidden deep in that smile.
The host was stunned for a moment, her sense of professionalism made her continue the topic naturally—"But in another sense, although this is Xu Xiaozhou's shortcoming, it is also his valuable point."
Chen Jingfeng sighed, lowered his head and rubbed the cat artificially, "Who knows."
#陈景锋who knows?# This hashtag was on the hot search early in the morning the next day.Click to see that the following are all fans' mockery.
[Boss Chen praised him to 99 points, and when the host kindly added the last point, who would know if he would add a pretentious sentence, as if the previous 99 points were not praised by him [Shashou]]
[Is it popular for bosses to show affection to employees these days?I take [stand hands]]
[How many people are like me, seeing his last flirtatious appearance, almost fainted with blind eyes?Please raise your hand】
Xu Xiaozhou opened his eyes in the human body, but he didn't get up immediately, instead he was flipping through popular comments under the quilt.He first gave that amulet to the man, first, he really wanted him to have something civet-like around him, and second, it was a small revenge for his prank on himself the day before.But this interview came unexpectedly. I have to talk about hype and market sense. Chen Jingfeng has been better than him for hundreds of years, and the rhythm of news is so fast.
He was yawning and flipping through the follow-up, when the quilt suddenly sank, and a certain cat jumped up and stared at him covetously.
"Shen died, what's the matter?"
"Meow--"
——You showed your affection with that guy until midnight!Don't tell meow!
Xu Xiaozhou curled his lips, "I pushed you several times last night when the two of us were about to leave. You slept like a dead pig. Who is to blame?"
"Meow--"
——That doesn’t work either.
Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows, "Could it be that I woke you up, and you are willing to change, you go with him?"
The kitten fell silent.
"What are you doing early in the morning? I'm dead, do you want to come in and lie down together?" Xu Xiaozhou said as he lifted the quilt and extended an invitation, "My boss gave me a day off today as compensation for my urgent visit in the middle of the night last night."
The kitten rolled its eyes unceremoniously when he heard the words, and sat on Xu Xiaozhou's chest instead. Before he could cry out in pain, he proudly raised one of his little feet.
Xu Xiaozhou froze, "Is the gap gone?"
The kitten looked proud, nodded and shook his head.Xu Xiaozhou pulled its little foot over and took a closer look—the crack was still there, but it was so subtle that it was almost unnoticeable, and it was obviously more restrained than before.
The kitten moved its chubby butt, and meowed mysteriously at him a few times.
——No more than three months at the latest, Meow will reach adulthood.
The author has something to say:
Sangsang: Meow's small eyes are watching, how many fish are there in the comment area?
Sangsang: Forget it, let’s not play, my girlfriend hasn’t shown up for a long time, I’m so upset
The man lifted the quilt and got off the bed, saying: "I can't sleep anymore, there is a media urgently interviewing me, if I don't go, I won't go, pack up and get ready to go!"
The kitten squatted on the bed with a puzzled face, dangling its big round buttocks, and meowed a lot.
Chen Jingfeng couldn't understand cat language, but he knew what Xu Xiaozhou meant.This guy took what he said to Tangtang just now and asked him again-you have already bid farewell to the period of rising traffic, why are you still accepting hyped urgent interviews?
The cat's eyes stared like pearls, full of resentment at being woken up.
The man raised one corner of his lips and smiled softly, "Didn't you give me a talisman? Just that big hairball. Your goal has been achieved. I took it out on the street today to make announcements, and it attracted enough attention. Smiling There are passers-by who are half joking and half mocking me, no, the media is here urgently."
The kitten grinned naively when he heard the words, as if he wanted to laugh, but held back with a guilty conscience.
But Xu Xiaozhou thought for a moment, what does this have to do with him?
What does the urgent media visit have to do with him having a cat? ?
He turned his head and was about to jump under the bed, but before he said it, Chen Jingfeng, an ordinary human being, jumped up beside the bed and threw him directly under his body.
——Even if he is a fat man in the cat world at the moment, he can't hold back this huge monster.Chen Jingfeng held him down and pushed him down casually, licked his white belly, and flicked his two cat balls with his fingers.
Xu Xiaozhou got angry, turned his head and blushed, "Roar!"
"Stop resisting, my cat." As the man said, he pulled his big hand, picked him up by the back of his fate's neck, hugged him in his arms, snorted, and said indisputably, "You cheated me!" , I can't let you relax, we are each other."
Xu Xiaozhou, "...meow?"
——Isn’t it a little sad that a lover has reached our point?
The man laughed twice without warmth, "Yes, touch your conscience, isn't it a bit sad?"
The kitten fell silent.
On the way to the studio, Xu Xiaozhou scratched his head behind the seat belt of the co-pilot.From the corner of his eyes, the man saw a big, round, fat ball swaying back and forth, digging his own butt and doing splits, and couldn't help but sarcastically said in a low voice: "Xu Xiaozhou, be more reserved. Have you stopped being a human being in this life?"
Xu Xiaozhou was still losing his temper and didn't bother to talk to him. He lowered his head and started licking the fur near his balls again.The man looked at his little feet that were flying in the air, and couldn't help stretching out his hands to squeeze them, but he raised his head fiercely and bared.
"Yo, it's quite fierce."
"Meow!"
——Don't think I can't figure it out, this is all arranged by you!
——You are already at this level, if it wasn’t for your own inspiration, why would Tangtang call at night because of a hype?
——What's more, you are still interviewing in your own studio?I think you tricked me into being a cat.
The man looked at the empty road ahead, and said quietly, "What did you say? I don't understand."
Xu Xiaozhou, "..."
He raised his paws to smack the man's face, but unfortunately, his body was no longer what it used to be. The seat belt was strangling the flesh on his stomach, making him unable to move.
Xu Xiaozhou lay dead on the leather seat and sighed deeply.
There are only two media waiting in the studio, one reporter and one with equipment.Tangtang himself didn't show up at all, but Xiao Wu was watching, and when he saw Xu Xiaozhou, he waved his hand kindly, "Fat Sang, long time no see."
Xu Xiaozhou raised his paw alluringly as a greeting.
The host's appearance was perfect, and he came forward with a smile.Chen Jingfeng was also very kind to the media people, and he extended his hand politely. After exchanging greetings, the two looked at Xu Xiaozhou in unison.
The host laughed, "Sangsang is so handsome and cute."
Chen Jingfeng heard that the blue veins on his forehead twitched, and Xu Xiaozhou slashed his fork to take out his own ball in a disgraceful manner.The man stretched out his hand silently, closed his two split feet, smiled and said to the host: "It's too late, the cat is a little bit angry, let's start early."
The host quickly said: "Okay, no problem. This urgent interview is really abrupt, but this matter is a hot topic today. Our editor-in-chief really wants to grab the first official response report tomorrow, so I take the liberty."
The man hummed as he walked in, "It's okay. I'm an old guy, and I'm not as popular as the kid in the studio. I also need some interesting news from time to time."
"You are too modest. The kitten seems to be really sleepy, and its eyes are almost closed... Actually, you don't need to bring the cat." The host said, feeling his eyes dazzled, and the cat in the man's arms seemed to be moving at the speed of light Stretched out his paw and slapped the man's neck, the majestic force was not quite like the unconscious play of a cat.
But she rubbed her eyes, and found that the kitten was yawning in the man's arms, listless.
She said hastily, "It's only a ten-minute interview, very quickly."
Xu Xiaozhou grunted twice to show his friendliness.
The man hugged him and sat down on the seat.The highlight light box was set up in the middle of the night, shaking the cat's pupils into a very thin thread, and he lay on the man's lap lazily licking his paws, very enchanting.
"Brother Feng's look today is very ingenious. Many fans have noticed the big fur ball protruding from the pocket of his jacket. Fans guess that it is from Sangsang's hair, is that so?"
Chen Jingfeng rubbed Xu Xiaozhou's head, and smiled broadly, "Then look, this color scheme, who else is not Sangsang?"
The host smiled sweetly, "So Sangsang is still the cat that you and Xu Xiaozhou co-raised?"
The man shook his head, "Sangsang is Sangsang, and Xu Xiaozhou is Xu Xiaozhou."
The surroundings were quiet for a second, the host opened his mouth wide, and the kitten also stretched its neck and looked dissatisfiedly.So the man had to change his words temporarily, "No, I mean, Xu Xiaozhou occasionally puts the cat here to play with me. He is now a member of my studio, and the kitten is always in the studio. Sometimes Xu Xiaozhou suddenly If I come to announce that I can’t take care of it, I’ll take it home.”
Lying without even stuttering, the kitten squinted his eyes in disdain, but the host was very excited, "The visuals are so strong! I have so much love! Speaking of the studio, how do you feel after transforming into Boss Chen?" ?"
Chen Jingfeng thought for a while, "Is it more reasonable to pet a cat?"
Xu Xiaozhou swung his paw up, and the host laughed.The man waved his hand and got down to business, "Actually, it's just a transition in my career development. I will devote myself to making my own music in the future, and I will also devote myself to crafting when I encounter a suitable script. As for being a boss in my spare time, it is actually already in my plan. It’s just that I didn’t meet any artists who wanted to help support me earlier, but now I have Xiaozhou, so everything will fall into place.”
The host nodded and took notes seriously. When he looked up again, he found that the lazy kitten was blushing a little bit.
She didn't know if she was wrong.
"By the way, talking about Xiaozhou. Xiaozhou caught thieves in the street at the recording site of the program today. It has been on the hot search for a long time. Do you know about it?"
Chen Jingfeng smiled helplessly when he heard the words, "I see... yes, he is actually not a very mature artist, so he will have some irrational behaviors. It has only been half a year since Xu Xiaozhou entered the public eye. With tens of millions of fans, he has been the most popular online for several months in a row. Many black people on the Internet are black for the sake of black, and even fabricate facts to go black. Some people say that this phenomenon occurs because he is perfect. But Actually, I don't see it that way."
The man paused as he spoke, gently stroking the kitten's head with his big hand, with a gentle expression and a little helplessness in his tone, but he did not hide his appreciation, "The biggest shortcoming of Xu Xiaozhou is that he is not mature. artist."
"He has been a trainee for three years, and the opportunity to produce works came very suddenly. After that, he started to rise at a high speed, step by step, no, he ran up and flew up. He didn't have time to receive systematic artist training. So he will not consciously manage his own image as an artist. Today, any artist, no matter whether he is popular or not, will choose to ignore it deliberately and not touch himself. But he lacks this kind of professional self-awareness. To be honest, Seeing him not caring about his image in the street shooting video and rushing after him, the person in charge of the publicity team and I were about to lose our heads.”
The man smiled speechlessly, but there was tolerance hidden deep in that smile.
The host was stunned for a moment, her sense of professionalism made her continue the topic naturally—"But in another sense, although this is Xu Xiaozhou's shortcoming, it is also his valuable point."
Chen Jingfeng sighed, lowered his head and rubbed the cat artificially, "Who knows."
#陈景锋who knows?# This hashtag was on the hot search early in the morning the next day.Click to see that the following are all fans' mockery.
[Boss Chen praised him to 99 points, and when the host kindly added the last point, who would know if he would add a pretentious sentence, as if the previous 99 points were not praised by him [Shashou]]
[Is it popular for bosses to show affection to employees these days?I take [stand hands]]
[How many people are like me, seeing his last flirtatious appearance, almost fainted with blind eyes?Please raise your hand】
Xu Xiaozhou opened his eyes in the human body, but he didn't get up immediately, instead he was flipping through popular comments under the quilt.He first gave that amulet to the man, first, he really wanted him to have something civet-like around him, and second, it was a small revenge for his prank on himself the day before.But this interview came unexpectedly. I have to talk about hype and market sense. Chen Jingfeng has been better than him for hundreds of years, and the rhythm of news is so fast.
He was yawning and flipping through the follow-up, when the quilt suddenly sank, and a certain cat jumped up and stared at him covetously.
"Shen died, what's the matter?"
"Meow--"
——You showed your affection with that guy until midnight!Don't tell meow!
Xu Xiaozhou curled his lips, "I pushed you several times last night when the two of us were about to leave. You slept like a dead pig. Who is to blame?"
"Meow--"
——That doesn’t work either.
Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows, "Could it be that I woke you up, and you are willing to change, you go with him?"
The kitten fell silent.
"What are you doing early in the morning? I'm dead, do you want to come in and lie down together?" Xu Xiaozhou said as he lifted the quilt and extended an invitation, "My boss gave me a day off today as compensation for my urgent visit in the middle of the night last night."
The kitten rolled its eyes unceremoniously when he heard the words, and sat on Xu Xiaozhou's chest instead. Before he could cry out in pain, he proudly raised one of his little feet.
Xu Xiaozhou froze, "Is the gap gone?"
The kitten looked proud, nodded and shook his head.Xu Xiaozhou pulled its little foot over and took a closer look—the crack was still there, but it was so subtle that it was almost unnoticeable, and it was obviously more restrained than before.
The kitten moved its chubby butt, and meowed mysteriously at him a few times.
——No more than three months at the latest, Meow will reach adulthood.
The author has something to say:
Sangsang: Meow's small eyes are watching, how many fish are there in the comment area?
Sangsang: Forget it, let’s not play, my girlfriend hasn’t shown up for a long time, I’m so upset
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