After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Xu Xiaozhou swiped again, and the bottom was quickly occupied by two fans.

[Brother Feng, why are you talking so much now]

【Such down-to-earth Internet words should be kept to a minimum, Jianxian may abandon you】

[Here comes the question: Who can fight between Prince Qi and Jianxian? 】

【Of course I see the virtuous】

[Come on, see Mr. Xian!Scratch this big pig's hoof to death]

Chen Jingfeng was about to take a shower after posting Weibo, and he changed into his bathrobe. Before entering the bathroom, he glanced at his phone and asked Xu Xiaozhou indignantly, "When did I become a pig's trotter?"

Xu Xiaozhou replied honestly, "Perhaps you exude this kind of temperament."

The man frowned, flipped through his phone again, and said in a very dissatisfied tone, "Your fans are too rude, except for a few of your fans who say thank you Brother Feng at the bottom, everyone else is here to mock and threaten, it's not cute."

Xu Xiaozhou didn't bother to deal with someone who was ostentatious, and waited for him to enter the bathroom before reading a few more comments.

【Prince, if you can't hide Jian Xian in this lifetime, then please jump off the cliff yourself】

[I just want to ask, do I get paid as a spokesperson?Is there a bonus?Do you have a luxury suite?Is there five social insurance and one housing fund?Are there any dividends? 】

【Chen Jingfeng is really cunning, he is already very lucky to sign us Xiaozhou, and he wants to take the cat away by the way? 】

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help laughing, and casually clicked into the building, only to find that someone had already used another trumpet to go back.

【@调起小猫特特号2: Maybe Chen Jingfeng didn’t want to bully the cat, it was the cat who insisted on sticking to it [求手].To be fair, I don't think there's anything good about that fat cat, it's fat and fierce [Tan Shou].Mr. Chen is very accommodating, okay? [Ban Shou]]

This comment was sprayed like a dog.

Xu Xiaozhou looked at the bathroom door with half-closed eyes, and shouted: "Can you take a good bath?"

The man's voice was full of resentment, "Garbage netizens!"

"..."

Not long after the official announcement of the new studio, Xu Xiaozhou’s mobile phone was flooded with messages of congratulations and greetings, almost all of which had been worked together in the crew before. He pulled down the message from top to bottom, and his eyes stayed on “Zhao Sister" dialog box, click to open.

——Xiaozhou, I didn't expect you to actually have sex with Chen Jingfeng. Although the name of this studio is still hard to digest, I am still sincerely happy for you!Your work is recognized by everyone, my sister is really pleased, I wish you better and better, the road ahead is full of flowers [love]

Xu Xiaozhou's eye sockets were moist. Chen Jingfeng just came out of the shower and passed by him.

"Fuck with me...? What does she know???"

"..."

The emotional emotion was gone, Xu Xiaozhou turned the phone towards him expressionlessly, "After reading the context."

Chen Jingfeng broke his arm and leaned over, "Oh, let's talk about the studio."

"..."

The man smiled, "Scared me."

Sangsang on the cat climbing frame narrowed his eyes and whimpered, and meowed a few times in extreme impatience.

"What did the fat man say?"

"He said that your mind is full of obscenity/obscenity/pornography/eroticism."

The man turned serious when he heard the words, and looked at Sangsang and snorted indifferently, "I don't know which pig is surrounding the little female cat every day, and its head is almost buried in the butt of the cat. And you said that I..."

Before he finished speaking, a certain cat nimbly picked its head on the narrow cat climbing frame, raised one leg and farted at him.

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't help laughing and collapsed on the bed, but before he could catch his breath, the man suddenly pressed down.

He was taken aback, "What are you doing? It's not dark yet."

Sangsang, "Meow—?"

The man looked cold, "Sangsang chases pearls all the time, I think I have to learn from them."

Sangsang, "Aww!! Meow——"

Xu Xiaozhou automatically translated, "It said..."

"It can say whatever it likes." Chen Jingfeng kissed him as he said that, Xu Xiaozhou was caught off guard, a fat man in his peripheral vision sighed heavily, and jumped off the shelf with a thud, the floor was trembling .

Seeing it walking straight towards the door, Xu Xiaozhou pushed Chen Jingfeng away and asked the kitten, "What are you doing?"

"mum--"

——Spicy cat eyes.

"..."

The pig opened the door with his buttocks, and thoughtfully slammed the door from the outside, although the movement was not gentle, it made a bang.

The man smiled lowly in Xu Xiaozhou's ear, "The little guy seems to have finally accepted me gradually."

Xu Xiaozhou thought for a while, and said sincerely: "Maybe it just tolerated me."

"What do you mean?"

Thinking of a certain cat not to hang himself from a tree, Xu Xiaozhou silently swallowed his words and shook his head, "It's okay."

A few days after New Year's Day, there was a heavy snowfall in City B.

After Chen Jingfeng became the boss, his work pace slowed down a lot, and he even gave himself a ten-day vacation, thinking about cooking soup at home every day.Xu Xiaozhou was different. He never expected that Bai Qiyan would also talk to him about post-production suggestions. Suddenly, he was intercepted before he received the notification, and the chat didn't end until early in the morning.

When he came back sleepy, he saw this white world.

Before the property owner had time to clear the snow in the community, Age originally said he would drive directly into the ground, but he stubbornly got out of the car outside, regardless of his leather shoes, and stepped directly into the ankle-deep snow.

The whole neighborhood was covered in white, as if wearing a big padded jacket made of snow.

Age stopped the car and came out, "Hey, what's wrong with you?"

Xu Xiaozhou looked at his own feet sticking out of two snow pits, and said softly: "I'm thinking, Sangsang may never have seen such a heavy snow."

"...You really put your heart into raising cats."

Xu Xiaozhou didn't say a word.As the cat god's soul consciousness gradually awakened, many fragments appeared intermittently in his mind, all of which were childhood mourning.This kitten was born in City B. Because it didn't grow up to be a cat, its range of activities is relatively limited. I haven't traveled far yet.

As for City B, it has only snowed so heavily in so many years.

Xu Xiaozhou, who was wrapped in a down jacket like a big loaf, waved at Age suddenly, "Go back."

He trotted upstairs, got off the elevator and trot home again, rushed into the bedroom and called the fat man on the shelf, "Sangsang!!"

The sleeping kitten trembled from his fright and almost fell off the top of the shelf.

The kitten opened its eyes and looked at him in bewilderment.

"Meow?"

--busy? ?

Xu Xiaozhou picked it up by the back of its neck, "Take you out to see the snow."

"mum!!!"

--let go!dont see!Meow is so fat and you can still carry meow, how can you be so capable?

"You will be happy when you see it." Xu Xiaozhou took the cat into his arms, stroked the cat's neck that had been pulled out, and sighed again, "Sangsang, I think you are almost twenty catties now , look at you fat."

"Meow--"

—It's still far away.

Holding the cat out of the building, the round-headed little guy froze in front of the whole white world.

"Is it beautiful?"

The kitten didn't make a sound. After a long time, it groaned and jumped out of Xu Xiaozhou's arms.It twisted its strong waist and buttocks in the air, and landed perfectly in the snow. It was as excited as a erha, jumping and rolling, spinning and jumping with its eyes closed.

The snow foam got into the cat's nose and hung on the beard, but the kitten didn't respond at all.

"Tsk tsk, this is Zhenxiang's spokesperson." Xu Xiaozhou sighed and squatted down next to the kitten.

He bumped the round fat man with his elbow, "Hey."

"Meow?"

"When the next catastrophe is over, you will be an adult."

Sangsang nodded.

"I had a dream that day." Xu Xiaozhou hesitated, paused, and then said in a still relaxed tone: "According to the rules of your civet clan, will you leave me when you become an adult?"

The kitten's huge body froze.

"Meow--"

——According to tradition, this is true, but...

Xu Xiaozhou turned to look at it, and his two pairs of dark eyes collided with each other. He said softly, "But what?"

The pink cat's nose moved.

——But Meow is already used to being with you.

——After meeting you by chance last year, I have been pestering you because I found my mother's remnant soul on you.And Meow was injured at that time, and needed these soul consciousnesses to support her.I didn't want to leave after that, I'm used to staying together.

——Actually, Meow has thought about whether to leave a long time ago.

Xu Xiaozhou was stunned, "Huh?"

The kitten sighed, and like a little adult, it kicked its belly with its paws worriedly.

——At that time, the stinky fox and the guy who always troubled you in order to get meow came up every three days to find trouble, and meow thought about leaving.

——Hey, but every time I want to leave, I don’t bother to pack my luggage. Later, meow grows a second pinch of black hair, and kills that bad guy.There is one fox left, well... not so upset.

Xu Xiaozhou sensed something was wrong in his sadness, "Too lazy to pack your luggage?"

Kitten nodded seriously.

——The big toilet and cat tree given by the dead man are very good, but the cat can't take it away.

"..."

Xu Xiaozhou reached out and rubbed the kitten's head, "You are heartless, send me a text message where you are going later, and I will deliver your toilet to you."

The kitten groaned a few times, then turned its white belly out coquettishly and cutely.

Xu Xiaozhou looked down, and saw two pinches of tiny black hairs ignited on the white belly, like two lovely ink stains.

He gently reached out to touch it, and after touching some cold cat fur, he put his palm on it again and rubbed the kitten's soft fufu belly.

"Go, go home."

"Meow--"

However, the harmonious and sensational atmosphere of one person and one cat could not be maintained even for a day.Xu Xiaozhou fell asleep after returning home. When he woke up and opened his eyes, it was already past eight o'clock in the evening. The smell of food wafted from the living room. He stretched his sore shoulders from sleep and opened the bedroom door to look over there.

The man ordered a table of good dishes and placed them on the tea table. He was eating with his rice bowl while watching TV.Sangsang also tried to maintain the same posture as much as possible, squatting on the coffee table holding a banana, gnawing on it ferociously.

The lights in the living room were not turned on, and the changing light from the TV hit the faces of a person and a cat, and the picture looked very leisurely.

Xu Xiaozhou heard something wrong with the sound of the TV. Although he deliberately turned it down, he felt that the voice of the man who was talking was familiar, so he walked to the living room.Sangsang noticed his footsteps first, turned his head to look over, and meowed.

——Do you still dare to wake up?

Xu Xiaozhou was dumbfounded.

——Going out to rule the world with Meow on your back?Why don't you go to heaven?

"Rule the world... ah!" Xu Xiaozhou woke up suddenly, pulled out his cell phone from his trouser pocket and turned it on.

On Saturday, at [-]:[-] p.m., the first episode of "Running Against the Wind" will be aired on the satellite.

"Ah ah ah."

It was as if a landmine that had been buried in his heart had been detonated. He felt cold sweat on his back, and hurried to the TV, only to see the ending song of the show.

Chen Jingfeng glanced at him calmly, "Shall I serve you a meal?"

Xu Xiaozhou shook his head, his mouth was dry, "How...how?"

"It's okay. The program group is a conscience." The man opened the video website with his mobile phone while talking, jumped to the important link, and handed it to Xu Xiaozhou, "You can watch it yourself."

The front camera was normal, until Xu Xiaozhou was about to enter the door, the screen suddenly went black, and a few lines of white subtitles appeared.

[After Xu Xiaozhou entered the door, a mysterious thing happened. 】

[The program team can't crack this matter. 】

[Perhaps the source of the incident—Xu Sangsang, needs to come out and explain to reveal the truth. 】

[But Xu Sangsang lives in seclusion and doesn't leave home, so this matter has become a mystery. 】

The black screen ended, and the camera cut back to the scene of the room in an instant.The program group kept the scenes of all the cats prostrating and kowtowing, and only cut out Xu Xiaozhou's stiff and contrived explanation later.

Xu Xiaozhou felt his scalp tingle, "This is a haunting with confidence! The show crew put on a nonchalant attitude, so don't netizens really get scared?"

Chen Jingfeng said calmly, "Then you can see for yourself."

As he spoke, he walked over, and lightly tapped the barrage switch.

The screen was instantly blurred.

[What kind of magical special effect is this? ? 】

[Fuck? ?I have goosebumps! 】

[The program group has rehearsed...]

[How to rehearse with a hundred cats, please solve! 】

【How to make cats kowtow standardly】

[Seriously speaking, I really believe it at this moment, Lord Jianxian is in the spirit of heaven]

[Although I was a little scared, but when I thought that the kittens might be meeting Mr. Xian, the tears couldn't stop flowing down.]

[The program team mentioned Sangsang, probably because Sangsang has a smell, Xu Xiaozhou probably got it]

[But there is no distinction between high and low among cats...]

【Explore Science!Please interview Xu Xiaozhou in the next issue! 】

Xu Xiaozhou held his forehead deeply, feeling a deep pain coming from the intracranial cavity.He really didn't dare to continue watching. He wanted to swipe into Chaohua to see the reactions of fans, but he got stuck in Chaohua for a while. After finally swiping in, he found that Chaohua's painting style suddenly changed. I almost don't know each other.

In the past, Chaohua was full of his beautiful pictures, comics, videos, emoticons, and all kinds of words such as "love you", "you are so beautiful", "missing you", and the fan portraits are also his The Q version of the villain map.

Today, Chaohua seems to have been captured by a group of unidentified netizens.

[Xu Xiaozhou enters!Learn how to tame cats! 】

[Urgently ask Xu Xiaozhou, how do I get my cat to kowtow to me? 】

[Ask Xu Xiaozhou, should the cat be beaten or begged for disobedience? 】

[Xu Xiaozhou, are you there!I pressed my cat to make it kowtow, but it scratched me, do you want to pay me spiritual compensation?My certain treasure account number is 182XXXXXXX]

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

The author has something to say:

Sorry for being late~ My internship is over, and I will fly back to ORZ tomorrow, because I have to fly and have to land and move, I will take two days off on weekends, next update time: Monday at [-]:[-] noon, sir They give false!

Xu Sangsang: Everyone, meow for two days, don’t think about meow~

Pearl: Hi, everyone, happy Qixi Festival~