After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

The whole audience was silent, the group of people looked at him with dull expressions, Xu Xiaozhou glanced at the kittens in the first row who were eating sullenly, and the kittens in the last few rows who were so bent that they didn't even dare to lift their heads, and silently put the last one in his hand. Putting a bowl of cat food back on the car, he sighed.

The camera was still on, but the room was suffocatingly quiet.

After a long time, he suddenly said: "I don't know what's going on. A long time ago, I took Sangsang to the pet hospital for an injection, and everything was normal. Ever since I finished playing the role of Jianxian, I met a little stray cat. will be afraid of me."

The room was silent for another minute.

Deng Yuelei said with a knot in his tongue: "It sounds like... nonsense."

Xu Xiaozhou's PD looked gloomy, "But seeing is believing."

The room fell silent again.

After a while, Deng Yuelei suddenly said again: "Actually, there is nothing unreasonable. The script of Hundred Monsters Travel is indeed very poisonous. Although the quality is said to be online, the explosion is a bit too exaggerated. The box office..." He Swallowing, "On a certain website, Jianxian is the first film and television character that has not been torn apart by anyone. I thought the script was poisonous at the time, but now it seems..."

Xu Xiaozhou couldn't listen anymore, he turned to look at the chief director, "Director, are you still recording?"

He thought he would get a embarrassed expression, but the chief director was the only one in the room with bright eyes. The old man clapped his hands together, "Record, of course, it doesn't always mean that the programs on our TV station are forced to rely on guests Popularity, no hot spots?"

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

"This is the breaking point!"

Xu Xiaozhou, "..."

Bite the bullet and finish distributing all the cat food, the recording of the first episode of the show is over.The night was already very dark, and everyone got on the bus of the TV station one after another.

Unlike the drowsiness when they came, everyone seemed tense.Xu Xiaozhou was sitting in the front row, and he could feel countless gazes gathered behind him. After a while, Deng Yuelei who was next to him suddenly rubbed his butt over.

Xu Xiaozhou looked over.

"Well, Xiao Zhou, the camera is off, let me ask you something?"

This man just has a gossip face, without any celebrity baggage.Xu Xiaozhou sighed wildly in his heart, but on the surface he could only pretend to be calm, nodded, "Say it."

Deng Yuelei lowered his voice, "Then besides the buff that makes you feel good about cats, do you have any other abilities?"

Xu Xiaozhou looked at him and repeated each word, "Di-can?"

"I read those fantasy novels. After the protagonist inexplicably opened cheats, those cheats are all in a string. For example..." Deng Yuelei rolled his eyes, "For example, can you understand cats?"

Xu Xiaozhou's face turned pale.

"Don't understand? Have you turned on the night vision function?"

"..."

"Are you good at tickling people?"

"..."

"Fly over the roof and walk on the wall, will you?"

"..."

Deng Yuelei racked his brains for a while, feeling a little distressed, "What's so great about cats? It doesn't seem like... Oh, do cats have nine lives..."

Xu Xiaozhou finally couldn't help interrupting him, "Why don't you push me out of the car window to see if I die?"

Deng Yuelei's face turned pale, and he waved his hands again and again, "No, no, no, I didn't mean that, don't be angry, I'm really just curious, I have a big brain since I was a child, and I like these things that are out of reality."

Unfortunately, Xu Xiaozhou, who was hit with the whole truth by this overthinking person, sighed deliberately and heavily, rubbing the bridge of his nose as if he had heard some absurd remarks, and said in a tone of lovelessness, "There is really no change. I'm just an ordinary person, it's just that those cats are afraid of me... But it's hard to say, not all cats are afraid of me. I used to sing with Mr. Zeng, and his cats are normal when they see me."

"Ah, there is something like this." Deng Yuelei seemed a little disappointed all of a sudden. Xu Xiaozhou seized this opportunity and said quickly: "I have summed it up. Usually, stray cats are more afraid of me, but domestic cats are not afraid of me. I really I feel that the lack of balance is the reason for Sangsang, there may be some unique hormones in Sangsang's body. Hey, it's all metaphysics."

"Metaphysics?" Deng Yuelei's eyes widened, "If it's really mournful, then what did you say to the camera just now to see talents?"

Xu Xiaozhou smiled slyly, "It's just hype, can't seniors see this?"

Deng Yuelei was completely dumbfounded.

True and false, false and true.It is precisely because there are too many loopholes that it makes people confused.

Seeing him sitting back awkwardly, Xu Xiaozhou breathed a sigh of relief.

As soon as he entered the house, a fat man whom he hadn't seen for a day rushed into his arms, almost knocking him over.Xu Xiaozhou smoothed the hair of the long-haired pig, and then Pearl followed gracefully and gave him a cute mime.

--Hi.

This little white Fumei always says hello, hi.

Xu Xiaozhou had no choice but to say hello.

Chen Jingfeng also followed. The man was still holding the mobile phone in his right hand, looking at him with some incomprehensible words.

Xu Xiaozhou put down the pig in his arms and sighed, "Did that director tell you?"

Chen Jingfeng hummed.

"What did you say?"

"Speaking of you..." The man pondered for a moment, then slowly said, "It's a blockbuster."

"..."

The husband and wife closed the door to calculate, calculate and calculate, the possibility of asking the program crew to cover up this matter is almost zero, and there are so many people present today, who in the circle is not a person who knows the book in person and runs the train behind his back, and wants to block it. No news, no doors.

The only way is to hype, follow this matter, go in a less supernatural, less anti/human direction, seize the opportunity, and hype wildly.It was fired until all the parties involved rolled their eyes at the mention of this matter, and no one was willing to think about it.

When Xu Xiaozhou came out of the shower, Chen Jingfeng just put down the phone with Fengxing and sighed heavily.

Xu Xiaozhou trembled in his heart, and asked cautiously, "How is it?"

"I agreed, saying that I would try my best, but also said that this is the most incredible challenge since the establishment of the company."

"..."

Chen Jingfeng closed the curtains, rubbing his temples with some headaches, "Besides, they asked me to explain what was going on, and I hesitated. They may also be confused. They have been hyping and marketing for many years, and this is the first time they have encountered such an incident. "

Xu Xiaozhou was a little guilty, "I didn't expect it. I got in the car today until I heard that there were a hundred cats outside the house. I suddenly realized something was wrong. I didn't realize it at all before."

"Yeah, hell, I didn't even think about it." Chen Jingfeng scratched his hair, "It feels like a blind spot in thinking, point your back."

After a while, he suddenly remembered something, "So, this is why Chang Jiang asked you to go?"

"He wants to expose your specialness to everyone, and wants to fuck you?"

Hearing this, Xu Xiaozhou's eyes drifted away, staring at a point in the air, as if thinking.After a long time, he shook his head again and said slowly, "No."

"He knows very well that the remnant soul of the cat god is in my body. From the perspective of the great spirit, whether the career development of the human identity is good or bad is hardly a matter, and it is not our concern. Since he doesn't care, he will You don't need to go out of your way to use this to trick me, not to mention that it won't harm my real interests, but to draw me a wave of hatred for nothing, isn't this just looking for something to do?"

Chen Jingfeng paused, "Do you suspect that it is related to... Heavenly Tribulation?"

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, "He repeatedly mentioned to me that the catastrophe is imminent, as if seeking my protection. But the strange thing is, according to my knowledge, the big spirit will bear the brunt of the catastrophe, and the other spirits will also bear the brunt of the catastrophe. They will all be injured and cannot be avoided. After each catastrophe, the life and death of the great spirit is uncertain, and all the spirits rest and recuperate. Even if it asks for my protection, I can't help him."

Sangsang lying in the corner suddenly opened his eyes and meowed.

——Forget it, what are you thinking about so much?

"Kill, I want to kill, but I have to find the time." Xu Xiaozhou looked at the kitten with a serious expression, "Sangsang, I hope you can understand that no matter how much your mother's remnant soul awakens, I will always be Humans, not cats. Humans must abide by the operating rules of human society—or at least, superficially, do you understand?"

The kitten nodded half-understood, but it looked more like it was too sleepy to keep its eyes open.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed, he could feel that the situation was slowly becoming tense, but there were more and more mysteries shrouded in front of him.

During the New Year's Day, people all over the country are on holiday, but Xu Xiaozhou is busy.He is almost really top-notch now. Although he can't be said to be stable, he is really popular with everyone, hot searches are all over the place, and various job invitations fly over like snowflakes.

On the last day of the New Year’s Day holiday, Xu Xiaozhou, who was busy with various work preparations and disappeared for a long time, suddenly went online. Fans frantically swiped the screen in Chaochao, begging for a flop, but he didn’t spoil his fans as usual—about 10 minutes after he went online , he posted a Weibo.

@许小舟: Thanks to the past three years as a trainee for allowing me to settle and hone.A new starting point for a new company, thanks to the boss @陈景锋, I really made my debut today, who will dare to say that I am a trainee and illegally operate [doge]

Almost at the same time, a verification account that no one had ever seen before also sent a message, and even bought a list for themselves, which parachuted onto many people's homepages.

@爱猫工作室: Shishi is open for business!Shishi’s business scope is artist resource integration and communication. Current members: one boss @陈景锋, one artist under his banner @许小舟, one mascot @无微博白jb Aite’s Xu Sangsang, how many off-line employees... big!Home!monkey!

These two microblogs rushed to the top of the hot search list as quickly as possible, blowing up the traffic of the entire network.

[Cat Love Studio?What the hell?Chen Jingfeng's studio? 】

[Chen Jingfeng signed Xu Xiaozhou? 】

[Ah, yah, yah, yah, yah, the prince signed Jianxian, and helped Jianxian make his debut, I really burst into tears]

[Hold high the banner of seeing the virtuous and thinking like one! ! 】

[Is it just me who wants to complain about this name? God damn loves cat studios. Did you just think about it? 】

[I also want to complain about the name, it might as well be called Aisang Studio. 】

【No, let’s call it Aizhou Studio [doge]】

As a showy boss, Chen Jingfeng took half an hour to repost Xu Xiaozhou's Weibo, saying: "I hope artist Xu Xiaozhou can get rich as soon as possible after joining our company, move out of the small black house, and hire someone to deliver the courier." , eat high-end cat food, oh no, cooking. Don't worry, boss, I will arrange it for you clearly."

The author has something to say:

Xu Sangsang: I, Xu Sangsang, endorsed a brokerage company today

Xu Sangsang: Those cat food companies who dislike their adult body shape and refuse to cooperate, huh

Xu Sangsang: That’s right, my lord still remembers grudges