After becoming a cat, I finally became popular [Entertainment Circle]

Sangsang squatted at Xu Xiaozhou's feet, licked all four of his little paws, sniffled, and meowed.

——So you really smelled like meow that day?

Xu Xiaozhou sighed and shook his head, "Of course not, he took a shower after going out."

The little cat's eyes were clear and bright, and it squatted there looking up at him with a naive look.

"Meow--"

——It seems that the awakening of Miaoma's soul consciousness is getting stronger and stronger.It's just that Meow mixes with you every day, so it doesn't feel obvious.

——Let's change it tonight, so that Meow can feel it too.

Xu Xiaozhou sighed again, looking at the various passers-by numbers in Chaohua that were as turbulent as a navy, rubbed his temples and sat down beside the sofa.Chen Jingfeng looked at him without saying a word, only to see Xu Xiaozhou sighed for a long time, picked up the bowl that the man had just eaten, and started to eat.

The man raised his eyebrows, "What's your state of mind?"

Xu Xiaozhou picked up a large piece of sizzling beef short ribs and put it into his bowl, took a big mouthful of rice, swallowed it and said: "The mentality of breaking the pot."

Chen Jingfeng looked at him for a long time, and said hesitantly: "I suddenly realized that you don't seem to have much taboo recently?"

In the past, Xu Xiaozhou strictly controlled his body and avoided eating high-fat, high-salt and high-sugar foods easily. In order to protect his throat, he did not dare to drink ice-cold water. His eating habits were no different from those of retired veteran cadres.But this time is different, Chen Jingfeng recalled belatedly, recently the team went out to eat spicy hot pot, Xu Xiaozhou also had a good time fishing meat with everyone, and even bought ice cream two days ago.

The man felt that the world was a little chaotic, and he looked at the young man on the sofa who was frantically scooping meat into the bowl with puzzled eyes.Xu Xiaozhou cleaned up his unfinished meal in front of him, and then said calmly: "I've been very hungry every day since I inhaled catnip by mistake last time."

Chen Jingfeng, "???"

"Sangsang is right. Probably the awakening of the remnant soul of the cat god is getting stronger and stronger. The body feels different these days. I ate every meal, and I was hungry after a while. The weight did not change, and the body I feel lighter and fitter than before.”

Xu Xiaozhou licked the gravy on his lips, it was sweet.

"Oh, by the way, I always want to run back and forth. Just the last time I recorded that show, I really had a lot of fun running during the competition."

"..."

In the evening, the man held the kitten, which hadn't changed its body for a long time, with both hands under his armpit, raised it high, stared at the kitten's big frightened eyes for a long time, and said seriously, "Xu Xiaozhou."

"Meow?"

"Should I call you Cat King from now on?"

The cat's face turned numb, "Meow?"

The man's eyes moved down from its round face and landed on the fat belly, and he said thoughtfully: "When we were together, I felt like I dug up a budding little rose, and now the little rose has bloomed and grown. It’s a prick, it feels a little big. If I sell you now, I think I can make a lot of money.”

Bored, the kitten raised its paw and pawed at its own face, wrinkled its face, opened its bloody mouth and yawned.

"Meow--?"

What exactly are you trying to express?

Chen Jingfeng laughed deeply, "I just suddenly realized that, as your boss, I don't suck blood enough for you."

Uh?

Xu Xiaozhou was taken aback for a moment, and opened his cat's eyes wide to find out what the man meant, but he was directly pressed on the bed by this guy.The tall man fixed the kitten's two front paws, which was not weak but still very milky, like a bird/beast, buried its head in its belly and took a deep breath.

"Ah—so soft—"

The kitten blushed.

"Although Sang Pang is really fat, the fragrance is still the same."

That look, that intoxication, and the same lines.

Xu Xiaozhou felt that Chen Jingfeng's illness was no different from Sangsang who sucked the kitten's butt.

……

Xu Xiaozhou, who had been heatedly discussed by the whole network all night, has never made a sound, and even the online promotion of the program seems to have nothing to do with him. No matter how bloody the outside world is, he stands still and completely disappears.

However, early the next morning, his fans received a software reminder that Xu Xiaozhou followed an account.

The name of that account is "Master xss"

Naturally, Chen Jingfeng's rhythmic trumpet also received a reminder. He pulled back the quilt and stared sleepily at the phone. Xu Xiaozhou had turned back into a human body and was mixing cat food for the kitten in the living room. The man raised his voice and yelled.

"Who is this you are following?"

Xu Xiaozhou's helpless voice said, "Sangsang opened a Weibo for himself, wanting to feel the vanity and fame and fortune in the world."

"Open Weibo?" The man's eyebrows were deeply knit together, he rubbed his eyes and clicked on the homepage of that account.

The avatar has not been changed, it is a faceless villain automatically set by the system, and the first Weibo is also automatically sent by the system, an account without any amount of information.

But just such a navy trumpet, which looks like it hasn't started working yet, already has tens of thousands of followers.

The words "Master xss" who cut corners, I don't know how much effort was wasted on the kitten.When Chen Jingfeng thought about it with the strands of his hair, he could imagine the appearance of a kitten breathing anxiously on its fleshy paws, trying to type accurately.

The man yawned, snorted, and dropped the phone casually.

He muttered: "A cat with a little brain will go to heaven."

He spoke in a low voice, Xu Xiaozhou didn't hear it in the living room, but a certain cat who sneaked to the door of the bedroom heard it at some point, and saw the fat man with black and white flowers leaping swiftly, jumping into the air, and landed fiercely on the man's chest .

"Cough! Cough cough! Ah——"

Chen Jingfeng was trampled until his eyes were blackened, Xu Xiaozhou was startled by the scream, he put down the cat food bowl and ran over, only to see Sangsang gracefully squatting next to the man licking his paws, and the man's whole face was wrinkled Together, curled up sideways, seriously injured.

Xu Xiaozhou raised his eyebrows, "Sangsang!"

"Meow--"

——He talks about me first, and the one who flirts first is cheap!

"Where do you come from so many words? Go and eat."

The kitten groaned aggrieved twice, turned around and gave Chen Jingfeng a cold look, jumped off the bed and walked away.

Chen Jingfeng gritted his teeth and said, "A dead pig."

"Okay, don't say a few words." Xu Xiaozhou was speechless, walked over and lifted up the man's shirt, "Let me see...you..."

He froze halfway through his speech.

His eyes stared at Chen Jingfeng's chest, as if stunned, and there seemed to be bits and pieces of surprise in the depths of his pupils.

Chen Jingfeng blushed, "What are you doing, you are so happy to take my clothes off?"

"Don't talk nonsense." Xu Xiaozhou interrupted him softly, and raised his hand to touch the man's chest.

The old face turned even redder.

"I seem to be different every day." Xu Xiaozhou said softly.

In his line of sight, there were not only a few red cat paw prints on Chen Jingfeng's chest, but also conveyed a feeling of deja vu.He could sense that a civet cat had stepped on this person's chest, leaving an extremely faint mark.

It is a kind of perceptual existence that is free from vision, smell, and touch.

Xu Xiaozhou suddenly thought of something, he loosened the man's clothes, took out the coat from the closet and put it on, put on the hat and mask again in a blink of an eye, and ran out.

The blush on Chen Jingfeng's old face hadn't faded in time.

People have run away.

"What are you doing?" The man glanced at the door of the empty bedroom, and then out of the window—it snowed all night again, and it was completely white, quiet and peaceful.

He was answered by a loud slam of the door.

Sangsang was full of cat food, and while chewing the last biscuit, he walked over silently, shaking his beard, and bared his teeth at him.

——Mom Meow is getting more and more powerful, you will be abandoned soon, Keke.

Chen Jingfeng looked at it, "What are you talking about?"

——Mom Meow is getting more and more powerful, you will be abandoned soon, Keke.

"I don't understand." The man waved his hands with great heart, lifted the quilt and rubbed his chest while going to the ground, passing by Sangsang and pulled it aside with his calf in disgust, "I have something to talk to your mother, I'm busy, don't block the door here."

An angry purring sound came from the kitten's throat, Chen Jingfeng yawned habitually, and went to the restaurant to make breakfast.He glanced at the food residue in the cat bowl not far away. Xu Xiaozhou is very strict with the kitten's body, and has not given it wet food for a long time. Cat biscuits are mixed with high calcium powder and lecithin, although they are nutritious But there is no delicious health food at all, and the kitten has been eating it for a while.

He saw a certain cat approaching demonstratively, squatting in front of him with its frizzy fur, staring at him.

The man unhurriedly took out a banana from the refrigerator, peeled half of it, and glanced at the kitten.

The kitten's eyes were not so determined.

The man tore open another box of yogurt, and the fruity aroma of blueberries overflowed.He poured the yogurt into a large glass bowl, broke the bananas into small pieces, and threw them in.Break open a small piece of cat snack sausage, cut into cubes, and mix it in.

After this step, the kitten has already understood.

The exploded fur became smooth and shiny, and it turned around in small steps with a naive face, and squatted obediently at the man's feet.

Chen Jingfeng raised his eyebrows inscrutablely, holding the cooking bowl in one hand, and looked down at the little guy.

"Call Dad."

The tendon on the kitten's forehead seemed to be jumping.

But it still hummed very meekly, "Mi—"

"Say, Dad is the best."

"Meow--"

"Papa and Mama are a perfect match."

The kitten hesitated for a moment, opened its mouth, but made no sound.

Chen Jingfeng's face turned cold, "Then I'll pour it out."

"Meow——!!!" A fat man finally couldn't hold back anymore, he jumped up on the spot and ran up to the high dining table. Chen Jingfeng just tacitly put the bowl on the table, and the kitten buried his face in the big transparent bowl. The tongue quickly licks the delicious seasoning.

There are milk, meat, and bananas, and the king of the cats and Laozi is nothing more than this kind of treatment.

"Hey, eat it, this yogurt is low-fat and low-sugar, you won't get too fat after eating it."

"mum--"

However, before the kitten could finish eating, footsteps came from outside.

One person and one cat are all taken aback.

It was too late to say it, it was too late, Chen Jingfeng glanced around, and immediately opened the cabinet door under the sink behind him, and the nimble fat man jumped in, and he put the half-eaten yogurt bowl in with him. Then closed the door.

The door was unlocked by swiping the card, and Xu Xiaozhou came in with an excited expression.

The man smiled softly, "What's wrong?"

"What about Sangsang?"

The man licked his lips, picked up the toast and stuffed it into the toaster, lowered his eyes and said, "I don't know where I went, what happened?"

Xu Xiaozhou was pleasantly surprised: "I think I have thoroughly cultivated the Dafa of Soul Consciousness!"

The man paused, "Soul-recognition Dafa?"

It was written all over his face, what the hell is that.

Xu Xiaozhou hummed, closed the door, walked over and said mysteriously: "Before I was just an ordinary person. A while ago, after the mourning training, I used my mind to kill big rats. I can feel some Souls, such as Chang Jiang, some humans with strong soul consciousness, or cats, dogs, and hedgehogs with a little bit of spirituality."

"My ability is intermittent, and my perception is very weak and unstable. But when I saw your injury just now, I could clearly perceive that it was the trace left by a civet. I went out for a walk, and now there are all kinds of people coming and going. I can clearly perceive their soul breath!"

Chen Jingfeng hesitated for a moment, "So... so powerful..."

Xu Xiaozhou nodded, "Yeah!"

The man hesitated even more, "Then you..."

His eyes subconsciously glanced at the cabinet under the sink behind him. Halfway through the glance, he realized that doing so would easily reveal his sorrow, and he stopped the car in time.

But it was too late.

Xu Xiaozhou frowned suddenly, stood still for two seconds, and then looked there.

He said in a relaxed tone: "Oh, I noticed that the little guy is in the cabinet."

Chen Jingfeng, "..."

"What's the matter, it likes to drill into this kind of smelly place, it's not like it." Xu Xiaozhou walked over while talking, bent down, and pulled open the concealed cabinet door.

"Hey, don't..."

The man said half a second late.

Sangsang was shivering and squatting against the water pipe, the empty bowl was left alone beside it, and there were still crumbs of meat stuck to the bottom of the bowl that he hadn't had time to lick clean.

The gentle smile on Qingjun's face that came closer gradually subsided, and Sangsang looked at Xu Xiaozhou's pair of dark eyes, and saw the end of the world in those eyes.

Xu Xiaozhou suppressed his voice and said word by word: "Xu, mourning, mourning."

"Mi, mi——" the cat made a sheep sound.

"come out."