After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

To say that the system still retains the last bit of worminess, and that is the "male and female adaptation" information, which is released in batches.

For example, if the system detects that you have 15 heterosexuals who have reached the pass line of fitness, it will send information to the top three with the highest fitness at the same time. After seeing it, it will determine whether it is suitable or not, and then continue to push you three.

You can set the interval for batch release of information by yourself, but all of them must be released within one year to prevent you from pretending to be dead or procrastinating.

This is actually to avoid some males with too strong genes adapting to too many females at once, resulting in the phenomenon of being tricky or fighting in groups.

You must know that females are the sex that retains the prototype of Zerg and retains more instincts of insects. It is easy to lose control of emotions and cannot think about it.

From Bai Qiaozhi's side, besides Yi Boming and Xie Yixing, there was another person who pushed the message at the same time.

Qi Lie.

Who is it?

Adhering to the principle that not knowing = does not exist, and can be ignored, Bai Qiaozhi directly left this man behind.Anyway, I didn't take the initiative to contact him.

I just don't want to see you yet, hum.

Xie Yixing wore a casual outfit today.

After he returned to China, he always liked to wear some black, gray, and dark-toned clothes. After complaining several times, Xie Yi explained helplessly that he had to dress like this.

He didn't fully explain it at the time, Bai Qiaozhi is so smart, he immediately understood what he meant.

—he had to hold his own.

Even if the female insect, a creature whose force value speaks, evolves into a more efficient human form and enters a rational and legal society, the things engraved in the genes are still the same.

No one would take the word of a larva, Zaizai.Or just walked out of the ivory tower of the school.

But not anymore.

Xie Yixing changed into a soft deep sea blue cashmere vest, a black shirt inside, and a pair of glasses. He put away all the sharp edges and corners, and the fierce eyes.

Seeing that Bai Qiaozhi seemed dumbfounded, he rubbed Bai Qiaozhi's little head and said with a low smile, "Why, aren't you used to it?"

Xie Yixing's bangs were also put down, and he was brushed cleanly and loosely. Now he looks... like the big brother who was called by his neighbor to eat.

That stupid big guy who followed him, called him "Jojo" to fawn on him, and wanted to have dinner with him.

His gentle and restrained Xie Yixing is back...

Bai Qiaozhi's eyes turned red for some reason, and he hugged Xie Yixing who was leaning against the side of the car without saying a word, making the latter stunned.

Xie Yixing didn't know why the little ancestor's emotions broke down again, so he hilariously took him into a more comfortable position: "Little ancestor, who made the baby unhappy again, huh?"

"I'm not unhappy," Bai Qiaozhi wanted to hold back, but couldn't control his emotions, and his nose was sore, and he buried his head in Xie Yixing's hard embrace, "I am, I am happy."

"Happy?" Xie Yixing rubbed his little earlobe, "You shouldn't be crying if you're happy."

Bai Qiaozhi burst into tears and smiled: "You don't understand, this is tears of joy, Master Qiao, I have a lot of emotions. I just, just thought that you are finally free and can do what you want, so I am very happy .”

The heartless little thing in his arms can always say things that surprise him.

It was the same ten years ago, and it will be the same ten years later.

Some people are crying for what happened to them, and laughing at what happened to them.

It's a wonderful feeling.

It was as if all thoughts were lost, and the world lost its color. Every day of the walking dead, a hand suddenly stretched out and forcibly intervened in his world, painting everything in color.The air was no longer icy, and the temperature slowly returned to his world—he came alive.

...What good deed did I do in my previous life to allow me to meet you by such a coincidence, my little baby.

Xie Yixing let out a long sigh, hugged him back tightly, and whispered in the little ancestor's ear: "Don't worry, nothing can stop me anymore."

Even if you are not a male, even if you don't understand emotions, I will continue to move towards my little sun as always.

Bai Qiaozhi chattered all the way.

It seems that the touching scenes in the garage that made the worms blush are all illusions of worms playing pranks.But that also restored Er Chong's relationship to the way it was a long time ago.

That kind of talk without talking, without scruples.

Bai Qiaozhi talked about a lot of trivial things that he found interesting, such as how Xie Yixing's two younger brothers played tricks after he went abroad, and what Xie Yixing's two younger brothers tried to win him over after returning to China. I was displeased in my heart, but Bai Qiaozhi's lively, cute and embellished story turned into a fairy tale about a warrior defeating a bad boss.

In fact, most of Xie Yixing didn't hear it in his heart, he just listened to Bai Qiaozhi's clear voice, like the most expensive and delicate kitten acting like a baby, his heart was numb.

There was no traffic jam along the way, and in the chilling winter season, many insects of the ancient race who were afraid of the cold all huddled in warm nests and seldom went out.

Their suspension car went directly to the highest track all the way, and the winter dusk came early, and the whole veil-like sunset glow bloomed, and the whole sky fell into an indescribably warm dream like a burning fire.

Noticing that Bai Qiaozhi was staring out the window the whole time, Xie Yixing thought of something.

"Did the family find a nutritionist for you? The son of my father's old nutritionist has just returned from overseas and majored in 'Nutrition Matching'. If not, I will teach him to report at your home tomorrow."

Nutritionist?

Although Xie Yixing was very kind, but for some reason, when he thought of these three words that were obviously normal, the taste of lettuce, onion and cucumber in Bai Qiaozhi's mouth quickly rolled.

The nightmarish strange vegetable feast, he never wants to try it a second time in his life, okay?

Seeing Bai Qiaozhi's embarrassed expression, he hesitated for a long time without saying a word. Xie Yixing thought he was embarrassed, and continued to dissuade him: "You are not polite to me. He has graduated for half a year, and his professional direction is narrow. He couldn't find a suitable job. A few days ago Feel free to ask me if I can help you."

He raised his eyes and met Bai Qiaozhi's dazed eyes who couldn't refuse for a moment in the rearview mirror. There was a trace of sadness in his eyes full of nostalgia: "You know the situation of my male father. In the last few days, it was Mr. Qi." Accompany him tirelessly, and give him food in various ways....Their family members are very good, I have to give them this kindness. Qiao Qiao is kind, give him a job opportunity, okay?"

Bai Qiaozhi could understand Xie Yixing's gratitude to nutritionist Mr. Qi.

Strictly speaking, Mr. Xie is not a good female.There are only career, money and power in my mind.

It wasn't until the last days when his hero was critically ill that Mr. Xie realized that the time was running out for the hero who wanted to share the wealth with him.

Therefore, the memory of the smell of herbal soup, the piercing cough, and the black velvet curtains that had been closed to the sun all year round cast a deep shadow in the heart of the young Xie Yixing.

From then on, he told himself deeply: To find a hero who wants to share wealth, he must treat him with incomparable treasure.Resentment and dissatisfaction accumulated in his young heart, and his feelings were very clear, keeping in mind the chief culprit who caused the source of male father's pain, and he did not forget to be grateful to Mr. Qi who accompanied him for the last time.

"Okay," Bai Qiaozhi pursed his lips. He wanted to say something, but he didn't want to make Xie Yixing's emotions serious again, so he raised a smiley face, "But I can say it. The nutritionist will send it over. You need to ask for what you want to eat first." My opinion."

He described the "surprise" supper prepared by Uncle He that day with embellishments. The vivid words made Xie Yixing, a carnivore, feel the taste of grass, and he couldn't help laughing: "Uncle He is really concerned, but he is confused. Males really care about it." You should eat less greasy food, but you can't just eat vegetarian food."

Bai Qiaozhi was very excited when he heard that: "Really?"

Xie Yixing rubbed his little head: "When did I ever lie to you? I ate a nutritious meal with my male father for a while, and vegetarian food only accounted for about one-third. Otherwise, the nutrition would be unbalanced."

Bai Qiaozhi thought about it, indeed, Yi Xiaoguang eats at the same table with his family on weekdays, and he has never seen a pile of green food in front of him, at most there is an extra bowl of salad or vegetable juice.

A ray of light suddenly lit up in the gloomy insect life!

It's easy to say anything that makes me eat meat!

The co-pilot's little milk bug instantly became happy, his cheerful breath couldn't be suppressed at all, his almond-shaped eyes couldn't help but smile, his eyelashes curled up and blinked, and he hummed an indistinct tune, which made Xie Yixing's heart very soft.

The location of Xie Yixing’s private seat is very good. On the 42nd floor of the building, half of the street-facing wall is covered with super-tough tempered glass. You can see the stars in the sky while dining. Little lanterns floating slowly in the dense water vapor.

Xie Yixing is also proficient in conversation skills. After Bai Qiaozhi was eating happily, he didn't mention a word related to gender. He didn't put down his chopsticks until Bai Qiaozhi leaned back and burped happily.

The night light hit his face that had been softened behind the glasses, and it turned out to be a different kind of handsomeness.

He said: "Come to my house tomorrow and ask a private doctor to take a look at it for you in detail. Yesterday, I asked someone from the China Male Rights and Interests Protection Association through my relationship. If you misidentified your gender due to a wrong judgment by your brain, you can sue."

Bai Qiaozhi instantly understood what he meant.

If it is a wrong judgment, he is still the best female; if it is not a wrong judgment, he can also sue Zhinao to vent his anger.

They understand very well how embarrassing the government will be if the brain, which is known for its artificial intelligence and big data and extremely fast and precise calculations, forcibly invades the personal privacy of Zerg citizens makes such absurd mistakes. There is no shortage of that little compensation, Bai Qiaozhi eats money every day and can't eat it all his life, the most important thing is to vent his anger on his little ancestor.

This is really not a trivial matter. There are few males, and they like to follow a pair of worms. The huge single rate of females is one of the reasons for the high crime rate.

In the end, you told me that when the cubs were born, the intellectual brain could still misjudge the sex of the precious males. Wouldn’t that mean that many unknowing males were buried?

The more I think about it, the more angry I get, the reason for being single for decades is definitely not my fault!It must be that my future hero was misjudged by the spicy chicken brain!

The little ancestor was still reluctant when he went out, but when he returned home he reluctantly got up, he dragged Xie Yixing who hadn’t seen him for a long time and chatted for a long time, and then obediently stepped into the house before 10 o’clock.

Xie Yixing smiled and waved his phone at him: "Go back and talk."

"Be careful on the road!"

Xie Yixing started the hover car, and while waiting for it to slowly take off, he remembered something: "I gave Mr. Qi's son your contact information, and he may add you later."

"Okay, your acquaintance is my acquaintance, and I will definitely not trouble him."

Bai Qiaozhi blinked obediently: As long as he doesn't force me to eat vegetables!

Watching Xie Yixing's low-key and luxurious black Land Rover 2000X disappear into the sky, Bai Qiaozhi patted his belly in satisfaction and entered the house, and then the mentally handicapped machine whispered: "Master, there is a strange female who wants to add you as a contact."

Strange female?

Bai Qiaozhi didn't take it seriously: "Lao Xie said he was a nutritionist, please agree. By the way, what's his name? Let me check his profile."

Xie Yixing hid his purpose very well, but Bai Qiaozhi was not stupid. The people in the aristocratic circle had already been swallowed up by the scammers. This nutritionist was not only a daily "caring" favorability score, but also a shining eyeliner.

The mentally handicapped machine cleverly developed into a floating touch screen, and a page of information about the new contact appeared on the screen.

【Qi Li】

[Ancient Race: The other party has set up personal privacy]

(System prompt: This female has been added to "Close Friends" in your "Speed ​​Dating True Love 100% Matching Top 15 People" list.)

wait a minute...

Xie Dasha, do you know that the eyeliner you arranged for with tears and noises has such a remarkable identity? ? ?

The mentally handicapped phone didn't give Bai Qiaozhi more time to think. After the contact person's application was approved, a WeChat notification popped up.

Li: Hello.

Li: I am the nutritionist Xie Yixing introduced to you. My surname is Qi, and I have one word for Li.

Lie: Do you have time tomorrow?I think we can meet first.

……

You are so polite that I can't bear to delete friends!

Was Qiao Qiao bald by the Shura field today?

Still need to work harder.