After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Bai Qiaozhi seldom considered the piles of messy things in the aristocratic circle.

Anyway, he is the fifth child, and the sky is falling in front of the four older brothers. No matter who will carry the banner of the next patriarch, he must have a share of the family property, so he doesn't bother to think about it.

Now that I'm a male, I don't have to worry about being surrounded by circles. To put it nicely, it's the male master marrying the female attendant. To put it bluntly, it's the delicate flowers that move the ground and change a few pots of new soil for offerings.

Many females complain that males are superior and domineering, but they don't know that this is just to cover up their inner fear.

There are very few positions that males can take on in society. Generally, there are males who are homeless, and they are not allowed to go out to work at home: they will be laughed at by other insects. Are all the females in your family dead?

The male can't bear to work, and is domineering with his superficial high social status. He relies on him wholeheartedly. Before getting married, he is a family member, and after getting married, he is a female servant.

Bai Qiaozhi was clear in his heart.

and so……

It seems that his social status has risen, but he is panicked.

If only he could choose not to have a family, he sighed, he really couldn't imagine a future life supported by a few strange female servants.

In fact, at least among the worms he knows, there is no female attendant who will not make offerings to the male master.What happens when the hero changes his mind and abandons his family, but he, who is used to the concept of a big female standing upright, just finds it awkward.

Coming back to the topic, if this Qi Wei is really just a nutritionist, even if Xie Yixing knew that he was on Bai Qiaozhi's speed dating list, he wouldn't feel too much sense of crisis.

The status is too different.

The Bai family has many roots, old-fashioned local snakes in the capital, and all kinds of history all the way up. Such a huge monster, retreating ten thousand steps, really made Qi Wei enter the house, and he was a concubine to death, kept in the corners , the kind that can’t be on the table once a month.

Oops, why did I start thinking about these heavy topics, I haven't written my horoscope yet.

Maybe, when it is tested tomorrow, it will be discovered that the system has made a mistake.

Yes it must be so!

Bai Qiaozhi shook his head and went back to the bedroom.

He was bored and swiped Weibo for a while, ready to eat some big melons in the entertainment industry, pointed out the country, and excited about the words, but turned on the trending search and ate his own melons.

... The worst experience of eating melons, could it be that he found out that the protagonist was himself.

【Shock!Bai Qiaozhi private meeting with the Xie family's prince at night?They actually made such a move...]

What move you tell me? ? ?

Bai Qiaozhi clicked in at the speed of light, gearing up to rush to the front line to personally control the commentary, but he was stunned when he clicked on the big picture.

My dear friend, you are really inferior to just being a paparazzi!

You should aim higher and submit a photography manuscript!

No, no, it must be because I am so handsome and photogenic!

The candid photos are of a very high standard.

The sneak photographer seems to be hiding in the potted plant next door to Yejingya.

The handsome and tall Xie Yixing leaned forward, and was eating cheerful Bai Qiaozhi cloth vegetables. The night scene full of lights reflected Bai Qiaozhi's milky white face like a fairy descending to the earth, and the delicately carved side face shone like gold powder The holy light flickered.

If you don't look at the mentally handicapped title, it seems to be an elaborate screenshot from the Domineering Female movie.

In the next few photos, there is Xie Yixing bowing to drive the door for Bai Qiaozhi, and there is a close-up of Bai Qiaozhi who is talking and laughing, and wearing a seat belt. There is also a close-up of Bai Qiaozhi's innocent and bright smile, which makes Chong's heart pound when he sees it. Jumping, shouting to give birth to a baby.

Click on the comment, sure enough.

[Grandma Joe, I want to give birth to a monkey for you]: "I want the last original picture, I want to be a screensaver and suck every day!"

(Passerby A, A, A) Reply to this floor: "1!"

(Yue Zhongtian) Reply to this floor: "10086!!"

[One punch and one whimpering monster]: "No wonder the Disciplinary Inspection Committee hasn't let go of melons in the past two days. It turns out that the night party is a good bug."

(Did you suck milk Joe crazy today?) Reply to this floor: "Upstairs, did you make a mistake? Although Milk Joe is cute, he is also a female. The Bai family will not let him live with a female."

(Bing Xinxue Osmanthus fragrans) Reply to this floor: "It would be great if I came from a family, I really want to marry Brother Qiao Zhi~~"

[One punch and one monster]: "What the hell????? Nai Qiao is not a male???? I dreamed yesterday that I gave birth to two cubs for him?????"

[Your Lujia's father]: "The blogger is stupid, who bqz likes to eat with is none of your business. You take another 1000 photos for them, and they won't dine with low-brows like you. Paparazzi Sima Fireworks Explode in situ."

(Marrying Milk Joe in the dream) Replied: "The grumpy old man said it well."

(Passerby Yiyiyiyi): "The irritable old man is right."

(Lu Jiamei's number one NC fan) "Give me the MVP of Lu Jia."

... This man with high combat effectiveness seems a little familiar.

An ominous premonition rushed to his heart, Bai Qiaozhi didn't even eat melons, and quickly clicked on the homepage of this worm.

【Your Lujia dear father】

Followers: 45372

Introduction: Whoever disagrees with father will kill him|Fan who is too ugly|Fans who are too ugly will be blocked directly.

The most recent tweet was a week ago:

"The goddess bug of your dreams is about to come true, and in a few days there will be a shocking big melon that dominates the rankings and searches for more than three days."

The accompanying picture is an invincible and non-mainstream selfie with a pouty mouth and cat ears with a million filter effects.

...Your irascible old man personality is really inconsistent with your fresh and refined way of taking selfies!

Bai Qiaozhi resisted the stupid feeling coming from the screen, and clicked on this Weibo.

There are quite a few retweets, nearly one hundred, and everyone is guessing which internet celebrity Ai Lujia is referring to.

As the male son of the high-end fashion brand F&CK, besides the attractive female fans, there are really many males, and the painting styles are very similar, and there is a clear stream among the males.

It is simply a large gathering place for grumpy old men.

Bai Qiaozhi ate a lot of new melons in the comments. He was so happy that he almost forgot who the Weibo was talking about. When he saw his name, he was shocked.

【Cai·Rainbow·Xian·Xiong】: bqz?I feel awkward for a long time, this kind of face is either straight or hidden.

Hidden male refers to some worms who announce that their male cubs are female cubs in order to protect their children from being harassed since childhood.But this usually happens in the commoner class, those families who can't protect their male sons from being robbed.

Sure enough, all the comments below were scolding.

(Joe married in the dream) Reply to this floor: "This Xie Jie has such a big face, why is he so ugly because of his ugliness?"

(Did you suck milk Joe crazy today?) Reply to this floor: "If bqz is Yinxiong, it would be too much to cover up. The Bai family can let him show his face like this?"

(Ice dew is clear) Reply (Did you suck milk Joe madly today): "What happened to the public??? You mean the males breed at home every day and don't go out???"

(Did you suck milk Joe madly today) Reply (Binglu Qingqing): "Can patriarchalism see what I'm talking about before coming out to disgust people?"

(Landuoer Hela) replied (did you suck milk Joe madly today): "Let's patriarchalism not take the blame, okay, the stinky diao silk upstairs maliciously provoked the war and killed a few female fathers first."

Then this layer of melee, melee, and melee, turned into a strange direction.

Bai Qiaozhi continued to watch with a headache. Among the nominations of major internet celebrities below, there were a few who mentioned his name sporadically, but Milk Qiao fans were so powerful in protecting their cubs that they all turned back angrily. Generally speaking, the trend of public opinion was still It didn't catch him.

It's no way to go on like this...

Although she didn't want to admit it, Elka's speculation was indeed correct.

Once Bai Qiaozhi announces his new gender, one can imagine how violent and violent the wind will be on the Internet.

Annoyed, Bai Qiaozhi threw the little yellow chicken to a corner and lay down on the bed.

Obviously just passed the long-awaited coming-of-age birthday, obviously received a lot of new gifts and blessings that I like, and obviously the best child I played in my childhood has returned to China, it is a winter vacation that should be celebrated reunion, but things have become like this...

Strange, he has always been heartless, how can he be so sentimental?

But it is very sad, very wronged, very hard to think about.

How did things get like this?

He bent down tightly and hugged his knees, as if in this way, warming himself with his own body temperature would give him a little more sense of security.

Tears poured out uncontrollably, wet his curled eyelashes.

In the dim light of the dim yellow night light, he didn't notice that the ends of his slightly curly hair faintly reflected a strange, flashing blue like the rippling blue waves under the sunniest sunshine in the Mediterranean Sea.

Bejeweled like agate, silky and gorgeous like satin.

He didn't sleep well, and had a bizarre dream. When he woke up the next day, he found that he hadn't changed his clothes, and hadn't covered him with a quilt.

The fair little face in the mirror was visibly haggard.

The corners of his mouth, which had been raised all the year round, drooped.

Ahhhhh!

Bai Qiaozhi frantically shook his head and took a hot bath to feel a little refreshed.

He and Xie Yixing set a schedule of 9:9 in the morning, and it was 10:[-] when he woke up. Fortunately, he didn't fall asleep, otherwise his family would find out that he was sleeping like this and would be screaming anxiously.

Wrapped in a white bath towel, he rushed from the bathroom into the cloakroom covered in moisture, casually tore off a sweater and jeans, wrapped it in a navy blue NLKE down jacket, and was about to leave without moving his legs.

In front of the mirror, how does he feel, indeed, a bit, the "low aesthetic" that males like to complain...

The navy blue is too bulky, the popular down jacket is too bulky, and the bright yellow sweater and light blue loose straight-leg jeans don’t match anyway. The person in the mirror looks like a junior high school student, silly.

Obviously that small face is so delicate and pleasing, should pay more attention to the clothes, right?

For the first time in history, for the straight female cancer Bai Qiaozhi who is about to fail, Chongsheng feels that his wardrobe is not very rich.

The little yellow chicken fluttered its wings, and saw that he was worried, "Paji" lay down on the ground, revealing the snow-white downy belly under the yellow fur: "Don't worry, just touch my little belly, it's softened. "

Bai Qiaozhi's heart skipped a beat, and he poked the little yellow chicken in embarrassment, and the little yellow chicken obediently turned back into the smartphone.

He clicked on the new friend on WeChat, and agreed to Ai Lujia's friend application.

He chatted and stopped, cut and deleted, and sent a message: "Hello... I'm Bai Qiaozhi. Well, can you, if you are free, accompany me to buy clothes, Zhang Zhangyan?"

The other party's WeChat status showed "cute pet form standby", as if he was doing other things and didn't reply in time, which just gave the awkward Bai Qiaozhi a little time to slow down.

The biggest problem now is the appointment in a few minutes, Bai Qiaozhi gritted his teeth, changed into the whole body that Xie Yixing gave him, and ran downstairs bang bang bang bang.

Halfway through the run, I felt that it was not very good, not elegant, and could not reflect his elegant and dusty temperament!He took a deep breath, straightened his chest and retracted his abdomen, and walked down gracefully step by step.

Uncle He, who witnessed all this, asked, "Is the young master too hungry to go down the stairs?"

The father who witnessed all this: "I have an ominous premonition..."

Yi Xiaoguang quickly called to Bai Qiaozhi who almost slipped out, "Why are you dressed like this?"

Bai Qiaozhi looked up at the sky: ""Go on a date..."

"What are you doing?!"

"Ah, no, ordinary food!"

"with who?"

"Thank you Yixing."

The name sounds familiar, didn't you just eat it yesterday?Are you going to make a TV series or what?

Uncle He summed it up brilliantly: "That's dating Xie Yixing."

Faced with the solid suspicion in Shang Yi Xiaoguang's eyes, Bai Qiaozhi activated the "Lv.Max foot oiling secret technique" and shouted: "Look at my big brother streaking again!"

Yi Xiaoguang and Uncle He turned their heads instantly: "Again? How many times has he run naked?!"

When he found out that he had been cheated, the little bastard had disappeared.

Brother, I'm sorry for you.

The author has something to say: Yi Xiaoguang: Xie Yixing, right? Dating, right? Wings are hard:)