After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Xie Yixing has indeed been dealing with the matter at hand for a long time.

Of course, it was compared to the previous processing speed, but unfortunately it did not reach the year of Bai Qiaozhi's prayer, only three days.

According to the time measurement of Bai Qiaozhi, who regards death as home, it is almost three seconds.

In the past few days, he has turned into a bald and bald worm in the off season. Except for opening the door for the helper who delivers three meals, he stays in the room for the rest of the time. The range of activities is a circle with a radius of two meters around the bed.

I also secretly missed a day of bathing!

No way, he has been extremely strong in Zerg characteristics since he was a child, and he is super afraid of water!

Thinking of how miserable I am, why be a little willful!

Anyway, on the fourth day, when Bai Qiaozhi was lazily lying on the bed and playing "Glory of the Tyrant", a phone call came suddenly.

"Thank you Dasha".

No, it should be changed to "Thank you. I don't want to care. Dasha".

No, no, he can't escape reality like this!

Bai Qiaozhi pressed to death with a trembling hand, and manipulated the characters to steal the tower all the way to the crystal with the momentum of stealing the bell. The radiant Vcitoy filled him with confidence.

Then he dialed back the phone aggressively, and asked arrogantly, "Why are you looking for me again!"

It can be said that he is very domineering and not guilty!

Xie Yixing seemed to be done with his work, and his tone was light and leisurely. Hearing that Bai Qiaozhi was so angry, he smiled with relief: "I'm still worried about you, it seems that you want to go away."

No, no, actually, I was scared when I heard your subwoofer.

But who is Bai Qiaozhi, the little overlord of the Bai family, no matter what you lose, you must not lose your momentum, even if you cry, you have to pretend.

He took a deep breath and squeezed out a smirk: "That must be, and don't look at who I am. Are you done?"

"Well," Xie Yixing said calmly when the pages slid and there was a sound of closing, "It's all taken care of. From now on, I will settle in Xie's old house, and I will be closer to you."

Bai Qiaozhi was startled.

This means... Mr. Xie's family is gone?

But no matter how cute he is, he has infiltrated the family circle since he was a child, and he also understands the way this group of high-sounding worms speak, so he asks directly without knowing the general.

He hesitated and squeezed the phone tightly: "Then your two younger brothers...?"

"It's all settled," Xie Yixing said calmly, as if he was talking about what to eat tonight, and spit out words so harsh that it made people feel cold behind his back, "They think life abroad is better, so they went out for a trip to relax."

Bai Qiaozhi on the other side of the microphone was silent for a long time. Xie Yixing seemed to realize that the topic was a bit heavy. He smiled in a low voice, and changed the topic: "Qiao Qiao suddenly cares about me so much, I am a little uncomfortable. Tonight I will Jingshan Bay, when will I pick you up?"

Xie Yixing is so courageous and cool now, but also so scary. Will he suddenly go crazy? I heard that many ruthless female insects in history have seen too much blood, too much pressure, and they have a nervous breakdown. What should I do? Should I? To comfort him, but I still don't know how to use mental power...

Wait, Jingshan Bay?

Thousands of messages that made Bai Qiaozhi's worried head ache were swept away, and he subconsciously sucked his saliva.

The hardest restaurant in Beijing!

Hey, Xie Yixing is too good!

You ask me out like this every day, I'm sure I'd rather go out with you!

But the elegant, handsome, unrestrained, and calm Bai Qiaozhi would not let herself lose her composure like this.

He pretended to hesitate for a while, not letting himself show his ecstasy: "7 o'clock? No, no, 6 o'clock, don't get stuck in traffic. No, no, no, 5:[-], it's quite far over there."

... The suspension car has five empty tracks on the top, middle and bottom, you are telling me that there is a traffic jam?

Xie Yixing could almost imagine the cute appearance of Xiao Qiaozhi who was so excited that he pretended to be reserved.

He couldn't hold back a long sigh, and pressed his right hand to his chest, where the worm nucleus was throbbing violently.

He had never been so excited when he dealt with the two younger brothers who coveted the country, and when the shady and suspicious old man died.He is just cold, letting the information pass through his brain, and then accepting the results calmly, like a computer that is running normally, taking over the power of Xie's family calmly, just like the worm life trajectory that he has been prescribed since he was born.

But today, waves of emotions that were so rich and intense that they were hard to suppress hit his worm core that had been silent for many years.

It's all because of you, my little sun, my Qiao Zhi.

Xie Yixing remained silent for a long time, so long that Bai Qiaozhi was worried that something would happen to him: "Isn't it possible? Then, it's not impossible to be a little late..."

"At 5:[-], I will send you a message when I arrive."

There was nothing unusual in his tone, he must have been distracted by other things.

Bai Qiaozhi heaved a sigh of relief for no reason, and raised a big smile: "Okay!"

It's 4:[-] and there's still an hour to prepare.

Hey hey hey food here I come~

Bai Qiaozhi quickly abandoned Kaihei's teammates and rushed into the bathroom to take a shower at the speed of light, muttering "fried dumplings", "fried shrimp", "cuttlefish balls", almost humming a song.

You can go out after taking a shower!Satisfied, he winked at the white, tender, powder-puffed beauty in the mirror, and see who is this beauty who has been hard to see for 4000 years~

Pulling out the closet, he realized a very serious problem.

Jackets, plaid shirts, beach pants, and two rows of toad/toad mirrors that I think are very stupid for pretending...

Putting it on the straight female cancer who was careless before, and adhering to the principle that she can go out with only her body and eyes, Bai Qiaozhi always wrapped herself in two pieces.

But now...

Own……

perhaps……

seemingly……

is going on a date.

The mentally handicapped machine, which had been silent for three days without skin and itching all over, jumped up: "Dear master, the mission is here! Requirements: Fresh! Elegant! Date attire!"

You have played a lot with Warm Bugs Around the World!

Bai Qiaozhi squeezed the mentally handicapped phone tightly to throw it away, but it got stuck halfway.

It seems that it would be nice to have a staff officer.

With a wicked smile, he rubbed and unfolded the crushed mentally handicapped machine: "Be honest, what should I wear on a date!"

Wait a minute, master, are you a little quick to accept the word dating?

Adhering to the principle of saying less and making less mistakes, the mentally handicapped machine has a strong desire to survive: "Don't worry, leave it to me! It's not for nothing that I traveled around the world with more than 5000 levels!"

The mentally handicapped machine aggressively rushed into the closet and rummaged through it for a long time, throwing all the clothes all over the floor, leaving the room with nowhere to go.

Bai Qiaozhi decided that if the mentally handicapped machine didn't give him a satisfactory answer, he would kill him to testify.

Finally, the mentally handicapped machine came out tremblingly with a pile of clothes on it.

【☆☆☆☆☆Dongting gold thread embroidered white silk shirt】

【☆☆☆☆GUUCI linen striped cropped pants】

【☆☆☆☆Simple Nordic style camel hair trench coat】

【☆☆☆☆Lambskin lace-up Martin boots】

Well, not bad, at least four stars and above gave me four pieces.

With a smile on his face, Bai Qiaozhi held the mentally handicapped phone with a proud face to claim credit, took the four pieces of clothes with a smile, and threw the mentally handicapped phone to the ground hard.

The mentally handicapped machine made an overwhelmed "crack" sound, which was very, very miserable.

"What did you make for me! Where did you find it?"

That's right, although the mentally retarded machine has successfully completed the matching task, none of this pile of masculine, fresh, elegant, low-key and luxurious clothes is in adult sizes.

Even nursery size.

Bai Qiaozhi painfully recalled the gloomy days when she was dressed like a doll when she was a child!

Obviously this pile of things was destroyed when they grew up!

He twisted up the mini palace shirt with layers of lace, and when he smelled it, woc, it also exuded the fragrance of laundry detergent!Definitely not what it looked like at the bottom of the box for a few years!

It looks like some idiot just smoked it not long ago!

He glared fiercely at the mentally handicapped machine trying to grease the soles of his feet: "Didn't I throw it all away! Where did you find it!"

Mentally disabled Ji Wangtian: "Who said that, I don't know, don't talk nonsense, it's nothing like that."

After finishing speaking, the little yellow chicken kicked his feet, rolled his eyes, and pretended to be dead very skillfully.

Although Bai Qiaozhi's personality is jumpy and heartless, it doesn't mean that he doesn't have a strong sense of territory.

His own room, where things should be, is like a mirror in his mind.

He began to wonder when was the last time he tidied up his closet.

Looks like it's a birthday.He doesn't like to go to clothing stores on weekdays, he thinks it is an activity that males like, and the clothes are bought and sent by family members who look good.Yi Xiaoguang not only likes to buy for himself, but also likes to buy for his sons (the ratio between Qiao Qiao and his brothers is ten to one). The higher-grade items in Bai Qiaozhi's closet are all Yi Xiaoguang's eyes.

and so……

The latest batch of new clothes is a dozen birthday party dresses sent by Yi Xiaoguang.

Luxury big-name, high-definition, and antique exhibit dresses collected by Yi Xiaoguang at the bottom of the box.

Bai Qiaozhi swore that these few items were definitely mixed in by accident.

Humph.

Got caught by me.

He ruthlessly wrote down a large sum of money in a small notebook in his heart, preparing to seize the right time to blackmail.

After the fuss, I called the helper to clean up the room, and an hour passed.

Seeing that it was almost 5:[-], Bai Qiaozhi was still wrapped in a bathrobe and lay in a daze on the bed.

I seem... It seems... something bad is going to happen...

The little tender feet carved like white jade lightly stomped on the little yellow chicken pretending to be dead on the ground, the imitation touch was soft and delicate, which made him couldn't help stepping on it for a while longer: "Get up, help me think. "

The little yellow chicken made a moan/groan that made the insects unbearable to look directly at: "Right to the right, a little more force, yes yes yes that is... ah!!!"

Bai Qiaozhi slowly retracted the foot that stepped on the prehistoric force.

The little yellow chicken almost broke his waist, and was just a little short of dying on the spot.

It got up tremblingly: "How about...you wear...that...white shirt..."

Which body?

Bai Qiaozhi came to his senses and pulled out his body: "You mean this?"

It was a high-end set given to him by Xie Yixing.Bai Qiaozhi didn't know where Prince Xie got his size, but it fit him perfectly.

White satin matte silver pattern embroidered shirt, a thick and warm satin material suitable for winter, elegant and elegant when worn on the body, showing a tall and thin waist.Pair it with a long gray striped suit jacket, tailored to fit, not old-fashioned, but showing youthful spirit, sassy and neat.The lower body is matched with slim-fit cotton and linen pants, and a pair of handmade suede camel short boots.

Oops, who is this beautiful young insect in the mirror~

Bai Qiaozhi only admired herself for 5 minutes in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, secretly took a few selfies, and posted a Weibo.

Can lie down or not sit? Little Master Qiao V:

[Proud] [Prominent] Which lucky kid is going on a date with me~

Picture: Selfie [-], Selfie [-], Selfie [-]

After Xie Yixing came to pick him up for dinner, there were already little red dots one after another, and the reposts easily passed five hundred.

Forwarding: I love oily noodles: "Husband, no wife!! Choose me, choose me!!"

Forward: Chachacha lind: "Take away Little Milky Joe in a fancy style!! New wallpaper get!!"

Forward: Did you suck Little Milk Joe today: "The opportunity belongs to me! Wife look at me!!!"

Forwarding: Silence·Da Chongzhi: "...Are you idiots? This is not a lottery for forwarding. I saved the picture."

Bai Qiaozhi leaned forward with a smile, clicked on the comment again in satisfaction, felt a wave of flattery, and went downstairs happily.

Downstairs, Yi Xiaoguang saw that his youngest son was dressed so delicately, he almost sprayed the whole table with a mouthful of old blood.

"Why are you going!"

Bai Qiaozhi · Well-behaved.jpg: "I, that, have dinner with Xie Yixing."

Xie Yixing?

Boss Xie?

Yi Xiaoguang nodded suspiciously, the two of them played together since they were young, they are not bad bugs, so he let go of his worries for now.

Then I realized later: "Wait, I advised you to dress better for your birthday party but you didn't listen. What's going on today?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong: "Shouldn't you be wearing your straight women's cancer aesthetic jacket? Or a red, blue, green, and yellow plaid shirt? Or a black sweater that can't be seen with oil stains?"

Bai Qiaozhi blushed: "Don't talk nonsense! My taste has always been this good!"

Yi Xiaoguang's suspicious gaze almost solidified, and he almost saw a hole in Bai Qiaozhi: "Please tell me the truth, what are you doing?"

"Just, just, just, about..."

Bai Qiaozhi's voice became smaller and smaller, as if the battery had run out, and Yi Xiaoguang had to lean close to his mouth to listen.

"What?"

"Dating!!!"

He yelled deafeningly violently, and almost turned Yi Xiaoguang's anger, the emerald green porcelain teacup he was holding in his hand was crooked, and before Yi Xiaoguang could react, the heartless brat Copying the mentally handicapped phone that rang the bell, he ran outside.

While running, he yelled: "Don't talk too much with you, I have to respond to the national policy and actively implement the birth plan to go on a blind date with my fiancée!"

What?

What? ?

Who are you going to do with? ? ?

The little boy took out the momentum of running 50 meters and rushed out of the gate in one breath, leaving Yi Xiaoguang in place to dry and petrify.

I have raised... 18 years... little tender pig... I am going to arch... Overlord Chinese cabbage...

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Qiao Qiao's Diary: Whose aesthetics is so hot, I bought this pile of clothes, there must be vicious bugs manipulating my brain! :)

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