After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Bai Qiaozhi's little claw, which was browsing the fan page, crashed in mid-air.

In the next second, the intelligent brain machine "Paji" was thrown three meters away by him, and rolled to the corner on the soft blanket.

And issued a yelp of a woodbuck: "Ah——"

Bai Qiaozhi also broke down and covered her head: "Ah——"

The two dead creatures "ah—" for about half a minute before slowly turning the machine back on.

The culprit, the mentally handicapped machine, started to kill the insects first, and hummed dissatisfiedly: "Master, what's your name?"

"Are you embarrassed to say me? Ah no, why did you open WeChat notifications for me! Hurry up! Close! Go!"

"...Didn't you set this up yourself?"

"If you can't hear it, it's impossible!"

Bai Qiaozhi's smart phone is the most advanced "Sun Era 5.0 Cool Black Whirlwind Edition". When it is held in the hand and operated, it is the size of a smart phone. When it is out of the hand, it will transform into a cute pet image of high-end artificial intelligence. The little yellow chicken, I don't know why it is named "Drag Cool Black Whirlwind".

Bai Qiaozhi didn't bother to name it, so he just called it: Mentally Disabled Machine.

Adhering to the principle that what is out of sight is pure, the mentally handicapped machine obediently closed the WeChat notification, and slowly flew back with its small wings fluttering.

Bai Qiaozhi wrapped herself in a quilt, rolled on the bed three times, and then continued to turn up the fan page, but unexpectedly, there was no one replying to WeChat, so she called directly.

The words "Xie Dasha" flickered frantically on the screen.

I really don't want to accept it!

Bai Qiaozhi played dead.

Can't see can't see can't see...

Unexpectedly, 5 minutes later, the door was slammed and slammed: "Qiao Qiao, Qiao Qiao, are you okay! Open the door!"

brother?What is he here for?

Bai Qiaozhi changed his lying position suspiciously, ignoring him.

Unexpectedly, this silly big brother added some drama to himself, and the bang bang bang was louder, and there was a tendency to rush in the next second: "Qiao Qiao, don't scare brother, don't think too hard!"

Tired.

"open."

Bai Qiaozhi uttered a sound, and the smart door opened in response, escaping being crushed.

The next second, his idiot threw himself on the bed, almost crushing Bai Qiaozhi into a flat Qiaozhi: "My good brother! Why haven't you opened the door for so long!"

"I'm fine! If you keep pressing, you'll be fine!"

Seeing that Bai Qiaozhi's tone was full of anger and anger, and he didn't seem to have something to do, Bai Tianshu realized that he was too excited, and quickly got up, scratching his head in embarrassment: "Brother, I'm worried about you, thank you for coming just now The phone call, saying that you sent WeChat and ignored it, and didn’t answer the phone call, fearing that something might happen to you, let me take a look.”

He slapped his thigh: "Did you and Xie Yixing quarrel? Didn't you two play well since childhood? Why are you ignoring him?"

"...I can't tell you clearly," Bai Qiaozhi pursed his lips and pointed at the door, "I'll call him back."

Bai Tianshu went out obediently, and finally said: "If that old bastard Xie Yixing bullies you, brother will beat him up for you, don't be afraid!"

Bai Qiaozhi was in a complicated mood.

Speaking of bullying...

From childhood to adulthood, he really bullied Xie Yixing all the way.

Xie Yixing is the eldest of the Xie family. The upper one is a male brother who is 5 years older than him; the lower two younger brothers are 3 years younger than him. They happen to have no insects to play with him.

He was trained as the heir of the Xie family since he was a child. The elite education has strict requirements, and the time limit for eating and carrying weight is 10 minutes. Unlike the two younger brothers who are much more relaxed, they live a life of licking blood with the tip of a knife.

Most of the Xie family's property is black. It has just started to bleach in the past two years, and there are still some old departments that are still in serious trouble.

At least as far back as Bai Qiaozhi could remember, Xie Yixing separated from him in junior high school and went to a military base in a small country for training. At the age of 16, he was able to operate the SS mecha by himself, and he was called an "amazing genius".

And two years ago, the "big guy" behind Bai Qiaozhi, the "boy with the number one bag" came back from abroad.

This time when they met back in the country, Bai Qiaozhi felt that the worm in front of him had changed to the point of being unfamiliar.

The sullen and introverted big fool has already independently assumed one-third of the Xie family's property, showing his sharpness, and full of evil spirits to the point where the bullying little creature Bai Qiaozhi dare not dominate him.

In fact, Xie Yixing's attitude towards him has not changed. He is as gentle and good-tempered as ever. It is still the big soft bag. The two have also kept in touch on WeChat for several years, but Bai Qiaozhi always feels that those deep and thick black pairs have no trace of light. In the pupils, apart from the black and white sharpness, there are also many emotions that he can't understand.

Apart from the occasional sense of strangeness revealed before his words and deeds, the adult Xie Yixing is not like the four brothers, always afraid that he will fall, and it is very comfortable to get along with.Calm, reliable, and nice to speak, Bai Qiaozhi really likes to play der with him.

——Of course, the premise is that Xie Yixing is not on the "list of 15 suitable fiancées".

Bai Qiaozhi tremblingly picked up the mentally handicapped phone, and tremblingly called back.

During this period, he suppressed the urge to smash the brain machine eight hundred times.

Brain Machine: I'm really the one who takes the blame, okay? ? ? :)

Even though Bai Qiaozhi was crazily praying that Xie Yixing was busy going to a meeting so that he would not be free to answer the phone, he seemed to be guarding his cell phone, and the call was connected before the first waiting sound.

The slightly tired, extremely familiar voice from the car racing together a few days ago (Bai Qiaozhi was accused by the cheerleader of the co-pilot), was rendered strange and cold by the phone, and came immediately.

"Jojo, what happened just now?"

Bai Qiaozhi was weak: "No, it's fine, uh, I'm just washing up, I didn't hear that."

It seemed that they were busy there, and Bai Qiaozhi heard a loud "bang", as if a heavy object had fallen hard to the ground, and the vibration seemed to be able to penetrate the space.He couldn't help worrying: "What are you doing, it sounds so messy."

Xie Yixing didn't make a sound, and when the intermittent and slightly hasty footsteps passed, his tired voice sounded: "A little thing. Is that... the adaptation notice, is it true?"

It's so embarrassing and I don't want to say it...

Bai Qiaozhi subconsciously wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.

Can you hide for a while, can you hide for a lifetime?

Even if his cousin dotes on him and Xie Yixing dotes on him, he will be deleted as a spam notification, as a male, unlike a female, if he does not marry after 5 years of adulthood, the system will forcefully choose among suitable fiancees, and forcibly pull the result.

Insect rights and freedom rights are based on a stable fertility rate.

Yi Xiaoguang comforted him and forgave him, but he would not mention that he would not get married if he didn't want to.

Mating/mating, giving birth, and continuing the race are the responsibilities engraved in the instinct and genes of every Glory Alliance Zerg.

Bai Qiaozhi took a deep breath and gave a soft "hmm".

There was no sound from the microphone for a long time, and Bai Qiaozhi continued with difficulty: "As you can see, there is something wrong with my system's identification... I am actually a male. And you... well, it is a coincidence that you are at my height on the matching list."

He doesn't know what Xie Yixing thinks about this, but he feels that Xie Yixing should be surprised and unacceptable, so he called - after all, after so many years of childhood, suddenly the brain sent a notice to force you to go on a blind date, and whoever would respond .

However, the expected rejection did not come, Xie Yixing suddenly smiled.

That gentle and unrestrained smile brought Bai Qiaozhi back in a trance many, many years ago, Xie Yixing was not a fierce prince, and he liked to follow behind him, just to snatch the place to have lunch with him Elementary school period.

The introverted and gloomy silly big man who can be seen as soon as he turns around, always smiles like this when facing him.

Very sunny, like a little sun.

Bai Qiaozhi told him many times that if he could smile like this at his younger brothers and other children, no one would want to play with him, but Xie Yixing said, "I can't laugh at them."

The young Bai Qiaozhi couldn't understand the meaning at the time, and only thought that Xie Yixing was making excuses, but after Xie Yixing went abroad, he gradually understood some of the reasons.

The Xie family has no easy-going master. Even if Xie Yixing is positioned as the heir, the two covetous younger brothers are like poisonous snakes in the abyss. If Xie Yixing is not careful, he will be pulled off the cliff by his fangs.

The ancient race of the Xie family is the ghost king katydid, the overlord of carnivorous insects, and a single-handed lone ranger.

In Xie Yixing's world, there is no concept of brotherhood, and there is no warmth to speak of.

So he couldn't laugh.

He later said, Jojo, I am not a little sun, I am just a moon, when my little sun shines on me, I will show him the only light I have, the hard-won light.

It was a bit numbing, but it made Bai Qiaozhi's nose sour.

Bai Qiaozhi solemnly promised him that his little Sun might be late due to confusion, but he would never be absent.

The complaints and rejections in Bai Qiaozhi's mouth disappeared when he heard this laugh.

It seems that in memory, Xie Yixing has not laughed for a long time.

He came back to China this time because Mr. Xie's old man was seriously ill.His male father was in poor health and left early. At least Bai Qiaozhi had been recuperating in the hospital bed as long as he could remember. The first time they met was at his funeral.

The atmosphere in a home without males is terrible.Females are a group of blunt and indifferent guys. In the words of experts, they have retained too many animal instincts. Therefore, males with rich emotions are needed to maintain a warm home.

Mr. Xie's illness is actually very common. Years of hard work has caused mental instability, and the worm nucleus has concussion and cracks. If there is a male father to help repair it, it will not deteriorate so quickly.

In short, Xie Yixing had a very difficult time these days.

On the other end of the phone, Xie Yixing hoarsely said, "Let's meet after I finish my work."

He then added: "You must have not had time to do the appraisal, I will find an acquaintance to check it for you in detail."

Bai Qiaozhi was startled.

Yes, there is no conclusive evidence to prove why there is a bug in the system and whether the bug is real or not.

Even if there was even a thousandth of hope, Bai Qiaozhi was filled with joy.

His tone became cheerful at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Okay. Actually, I'm not in a hurry. It doesn't matter if I do it early or late. On the contrary, it's you... You must take care of yourself and don't work too hard."

He paused: "It will be all right, I'll wait for you to end everything and claim credit for me."

"Don't worry," Xie Yixing said with a low smile, "I still have some energy and strength for my husband."

...The scene fell into an awkward silence for a while.

Bai Qiaozhi is delicate and cute, and Faxiao often calls him husband and wife, but... once I think of Bai Qiaozhi's current gender issue, I feel that something is not right.

A "beautiful" picture appeared in front of Bai Qiaozhi's eyes. The domineering prince Xie Yixing was hugging him, he was hugging the larva, and the larva was trying to wipe his nose all over him.

Then Xie Yixing smiled charmingly: "If you are still disobedient, I will continue to run with the ball."

bring.ball.run.

Uncle He, next time you watch this kind of no-brainer always dribbling with the ball, can you please release it? ? ?

Bai Qiaozhi said dryly and extremely quickly: "Okay, see you next time, see you next time, take care, bye bye!"

Then he hung up the phone as if he could not steal the ring.

Also hin boldly shut down directly.

Although this is very unkind, I still silently pray that Xie Yixing will deal with the matter at hand for a little longer.

It doesn't take long, just a month, no no, about a year.

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Jojo's Diary: After becoming a male, I communicated with Faxiao for the first time, and I want to delete friends :)