After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

As soon as the words fell, Bai Qiaozhi's head began to cycle the hit songs: "If I were a DJ, would you love me, would you love me, would you love me..."

There's no atmosphere at all, okay?

Looking over Yi Boming's broad shoulders, Bai Qiaozhi could clearly see Ai Lujia shaking with a smile!The mouth opened and closed and sang quickly!

Suffocate you!Let you pretend!

Wait...it seems to be me who is in a more serious crisis now...

Trembling, Bai Qiaozhi didn't dare to meet Yi Boming's gaze, so Yi Boming laughed softly.

Hey, my cousin's voice is so magnetic and the subwoofer is so flirtatious!

Wait... The key point seems to be wrong again...

Then I heard Yi Boming say: "Qiao Qiao, be good, tell brother, how much did you drink tonight? The nonsense has come out, you have a bad stomach, didn't they tell you to drink less?"

Cousin, your brain power is also very strong!

In short, after passing this test, Bai Qiaozhi immediately threw himself forward and pretended to be asleep.

Of course, I saw the bottom of the mat before I fell, and I fell into my cousin's broad and strong arms without deviation.

Very reliable, very warm, and I could vaguely hear Yi Boming's powerful heartbeat.

It seems that since the age of 16, I have never been so close to my cousin because of the different interests and concepts.When Mingming was young, Bai Qiaozhi was always clinging to his tall, handsome and reliable boy, Cousin Wang.

Someone made a fuss and said, "You two can find a male to live together in the future, but Xiaobai Qiaozhi shyly said yes."Of course, anyone who mentions this joke after being sensible will be chased and beaten by Bai Qiaozhi.

Yi Boming picked up the "drunk" Bai Qiaozhi firmly, apologized to Ai Lujia, and paid the bill.

The waiter brought the list, 80 strings of roasted kidneys, two pots of roasted lamb legs and iceberg snow lotus, the Man-Han banquet was vividly remembered.

Yi Boming laughed helplessly: "Qiao Qiao has such a good appetite today."

Cousin, listen to my explanation!

Although it looked like he ate it, it was really all eaten by Eluja!

He didn't grab a bite!Very miserable!

Bai Qiaozhi gritted his teeth angrily, but now he is a qualified unconscious drunk, so he can only write it down in his little notebook!

He can hold a grudge!

Yi Boming has a typical tall female physique, with broad shoulders and a thin waist, a strong square buttocks, and a pair of strong long legs, the kind that doesn't need to be retouched to shoot magazine covers.

At this moment, he was firmly holding Bai Qiaozhi in his arms, coaxing the baby in such a position that Bai Qiaozhi couldn't help but blush.

It looks a little bit given (wait a minute, this adjective seems to be inappropriate now), not so good!

Taking the elevator from the restaurant all the way down to the underground garage, Bai Qiaozhi's mind was in a mess, with thousands of guesses coming and going.

In fact, since he was a child, he discovered that his development seems to be weaker than others.

His older brothers, cousins, cousins, Fa Xiao, without exception, have grown to 1.8 meters five early at his age, but Bai Qiaozhi is still struggling at the 1.7 meters five line.

The family members comforted her by saying that at the age of 18, she was uncertain, and at the age of 23, she could still run around, but Bai Qiaozhi knew that she probably had this body shape.

As a well-known military family, the Bai family has a very big and very worrying problem: no males have been born in the past dynasties.

The other aristocratic families got the baby little male, as if they had made an appointment, they went to the Bai family to show off at the first stop, making the Bai family look like idiots.

After being born to the fifth child in a row, the youngest son, Bai Qiaozhi, was found to be a smelly and hard female, so he was so paternal that he almost broke the law and had an abortion.

However, as soon as Bai Qiaozhi was born, the Bai family's hunger and thirst subsided: This little son is also... Wife, wife, wife is so cute!

Thin and soft black curly hair, a pair of clever almond eyes, a small upturned nose, and a small pointed face the size of a palm. Although it is a female cub, it is much cuter than the little male cub next door who shows off [-] circles of friends every day !

The neighbor said jealously, when your son grows up, he will definitely become ugly. After all, he is a female. However, Bai Qiaozhi's appearance is incomparably high. .

If it weren't for knowing that the Bai family's physique of "absolutely can't give birth to a male", I would have thought that Bai Qiaozhi was a little male!

Thanks to this beautiful boy's face, coupled with his sweet mouth, Bai Qiaozhi has been held in the hands of the Bai family since he was a child. Today, he said he wanted to swim and bought a swimming pool tomorrow. The kind of love is unconditional and has no bottom line. , completely cultivated Bai Qiaozhi's squeamish and domineering character.

If there is any regret in Bai Qiaozhi's life, it is that he can't grow into the mighty and majestic physique of his brothers.

Although the Bai family felt pity and sympathy on the surface, they prayed secretly in their hearts, hoping that the cute little Qiaoqiao would maintain the status quo as a petite flower for the rest of his life, so that they could suck enough.

Now Bai Qiaozhi understood.

It wasn't his fault that he wasn't tall.

It's just...the gender is wrong.

Yi Boming opened the car door, turned on the heat first, then gently put Bai Qiaozhi into the passenger seat, fastened his seat belt, and then walked around to the driver's seat to get in the car.

"Jojo, are you unhappy?"

Bai Qiaozhi was startled.

Yi Boming nodded his wrinkled little nose: "There's no need to pretend. There is only a dozen cold beers on the menu. You have always hated beer and thought it was bitter. The whole family relied on you and never let you drink it."

Bai Qiaozhi had no choice but to open his eyes, and looked directly at the eyes that were looking at him intently.

The garage is very dark. Several rows of dim nightlights on the extremely high ceiling dome cast an ambiguous light, making all outlines indistinct.

Half of Yi Boming's profound face was melted in the darkness, and the other half was shining with light. This familiar face that had long been engraved in his heart made Bai Qiaozhi feel extremely at ease and reliable.

It seemed that with Yi Boming, all problems could be solved.

Strangely, Bai Qiaozhi's spirit, which had been hit to a blank, slowly stabilized in this line of sight.

He took a deep breath, and then said in a voice he heard so strangely: "Cousin, I'm not joking with you. I seem to be, no, no, I'm sure, I'm a male."

Yi Boming's eyes trembled.

The signal of distraction was fleeting, making Bai Qiaozhi suspect that he was dazzled for a while.

Immediately, he heard Yi Boming ask rationally and calmly: "Are you sure?"

Bai Qiaozhi explained the whole story with a wry smile, and at the same time smeared Ai Lujia with embellishments, and solemnly reminded Yi Boming not to be deceived, it would be too funny for Yi Boming.

Seeing that Bai Qiaozhi was able to make small reports lively again, Yi Boming's worried heart sank.

It's just... what did he hear?

He started the car, suppressed the uncontrollable smile on the corner of his mouth, then calmed down his intense joy, and asked without a trace: "So you... are sad?"

"Of course!" Bai Qiaozhi leaned her head on the back of the chair in frustration, "He came here after being a female for 18 years, and suddenly told me that I am a delicate and soft male, it would be better to kill me with one knife!"

"Don't say such things," Yi Boming comforted him, "Life is still your life, just change your gender."

"I know this kind of truth, but it's just... difficult to accept for a while."

Yi Boming understood him.

The male to female ratio of the Zerg is extremely imbalanced, almost 3:7, and even 2:8 in some countries, which directly leads to extremely different views and definitions of the sexes in society.

With the current low fertility rates, males can form polygynous families.

When males and females reach adulthood, the system will automatically match and date each other to promote fertility.

Therefore, females who have been instilled with great feminism since childhood to protect weak males, shoulder family responsibilities, and bear the important task of giving birth suddenly become delicate and soft males who are cared for by the whole family and only want to be a stallion at home. No female can bear it.

But Bai Qiaozhi's words... Yi Bo glanced at the dejected child in the rearview mirror indiscriminately, and it seemed that the life of the insect had not changed much.

In fact, even though Bai Qiaozhi called herself an indomitable female, the image of this little ancestor was not what he imagined in the Bai family and even in the whole aristocratic circle.

Accustomed by the Bai family to be more willful and pampered than males, he thinks about it as soon as he comes out, but he is so sweet and cute that no one can refuse him.Faxiao, who is the same age as him, loves to play with him, even though he is busy and hypocritical, for no other reason, little Qiaoqiao is good-looking.

Those big watery eyes are staring at you pitifully, you can't wait for the stars to be taken off by this little ancestor.

Yi Boming really wanted to "accidentally" take Bai Qiaozhi back to his home, but after thinking about his little ancestor's family's level of child protection, he still sent him back to his home.

Don't worry, it's a long time coming.

As soon as they turned into the Bai family compound, hey, four tall and handsome guys lined up waiting for little Qiao Qiao to come home.

Its beauty, urgency, and piercing eyes are comparable to the top brand of the most luxurious "Heavenly Worm Room" on Queen Street.

The kind that can be rewarded tens of thousands in one night.

The eldest brother of the Bai family happily opened the door, the second brother bent down to hug him cheerfully, the third brother happily thanked Yi Boming, and blocked the person in the driver's seat on purpose but couldn't get out of the car, the fourth brother happily He was beaten by Bai Qiaozhi and asked to put him down.

The whole process is smooth and smooth, and it can be seen that Tiantian is extremely skilled.

The female father of the Bai family, Bai Forbidden City, has long been waiting for him, and the male father, Yi Xiaoguang, yells for the sweetheart, and forcibly "rolls" him off the second brother.

Oh, I almost forgot my nephew, the coolie driver.

Why are you still here?Really dumb.

Yi Xiaoguang gave a few perfunctory words of condolences, and was about to send him away, when suddenly Bai Qiaozhi remembered something, and struggled to jump down from Xiongfu's arms.

Under the puzzled eyes of the Bai family, Bai Qiaozhi said in a low voice with difficulty: "Well, cousin, don't forget to read the text messages on your smartphone when you get home."

Yishui Bai's family's ears were pricked up.

What's going on?

Go out on a blind date and have a little secret of "belonging to two people" with the little bastard from the Yi family?

hateful!I knew that I would also help Qiao Qiao arrange a blind date!

The brothers of the Bai family gritted their teeth in anger, but when they thought that Qiao Qiao would marry a male who might not be as cute as him, they couldn't bear it!

Can Yi Boming have the patience to wait until he gets home?

Of course not.

Not only could he not, he even turned on his smartphone and watched it immediately.

Not only did he look at it immediately, but he was so shocked that he muttered aloud.

"Hello, it has been detected that a 99.9% matching male has grown up, please seize the opportunity.

His information is:

【Bai Qiaozhi】

[Ancient Race: Goddess of Light Morpho]

【Birthday: February 0045, 2, the fifth solar era】

……

Wait, wait, wait, there's something wrong with this plot!

Brother Bai: The name sounds familiar...

Second Brother: Our Morpho is...

Third Brother: Birthday is the same...

Fourth Brother: It was my birthday yesterday...

Summary of the White Forbidden City: It is our Qiao Qiao cub.

Yi Xiaoguang: Hi!big!general!run!

Seeing the Bai family's group suddenly excited as if they were celebrating the new year, Bai Qiaozhi almost died on the spot.

Can you, even if it's a disguise, not celebrate directly in front of the miserable, weak and helpless client!

I really really don't want to be a male at all!

There must be something wrong with my family!

Jojo Diary:

The first day of becoming a male, the whole world is happy except me :)

The author has something to say: Brothers: Be sure to protect Qiao Qiao cubs!

Qiao Qiao: No need, I don’t want to go out in my life :)