After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Bai Qiaozhi, a former playboy, is now at the lower end of the food chain where eighty elders urge marriages, and today he is facing the biggest crisis in his life.

When confronted with Jiaohua, who is as soft and lovely as Jiaohua, not as willful and domineering as most spoiled males, when he was satisfied with a blind date for the first time, his brain rang.

The mentally handicapped machine first congratulated him on his happy birthday (it was yesterday), and then broadcast an apology and correction.

It said: "Dear user, when you were born, the main system was under maintenance, the server was unstable, and your gender was wrongly judged."

It said to him, who has been a bully for 18 years, straight female cancer and ignorant, "So, you are a male."

a bolt from the blue.

"Wait, wait a minute," Bai Qiaozhi couldn't get up and down with a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, "Can you say it again?"

"Happy birthday."

"Not this! The sentence behind you is long!"

"Dear user, the main system was under maintenance when you were born..."

"Pick the point!"

"You are a male."

male.

Sex.

Bai Qiaozhi's complexion, and the complexion of Jiaohua's male opposite, combined together, it is estimated that two large basins of black water can be wrung out.

The good news is that he finally doesn't have to go on blind dates with all kinds of beauties.

The bad news is that among the "Top 100 Speed ​​Dating and True Love 15% Match Matches" that the system immediately pushes, 14 of them are from him.

Oh, the remaining one is his cousin.hehe.

Speaking of his cousin, he was full of anger.

What a good-looking talent, domineering and total female, bah, just an old hooligan. When he was 3 years old, he secretly kissed him on the face, and was chased and beaten from upstairs to downstairs by him.

On the opposite side, Jiaohua's complexion changed three times, and she suddenly laughed wildly.

The iceberg snow lotus water that was shy and gentle holding the flower finger just now was dried up by him, leaving only a drop.

"I just said that there is no female in the world who doesn't like me. It turns out they are brothers."

Jiaohua changed her frailty, and boldly yelled at the waiter: "Take this ice-breaking snow lotus full banquet for labor and management. Grandpa wants to roast the kidneys, put more spicy! Two more pots of lamb legs!"

? ? ? ? ? ?

Wait a minute, didn't you say that your little bird's stomach can be full by drinking snow lotus water?Didn't you say that your delicate stomach will break if you touch it with oil?You are the best of the show!

After Bai Qiaozhi's reshaping of the world view was over, he discovered that his hot cousin sent him a WeChat message to inquire about the situation: "How, is this male particularly gentle, cute, delicate and fragile? He is especially in line with your ideal type?"

You're talking about the worm in front of me who picks his nose while pouring cold beer and sucks 80 skewers in one go?

And...you should hurry up and check the system distribution in your inbox.

While his soul was out of his body, Bai Qiaozhi seemed to see the tragic future where he was held in the arms of his overbearing female life winner cousin.

A bunch of small larvae surrounded him and called "Father Xiong".

He also tried to smear his snot on his pants.

A chill.

no! ! !Once this setting is accepted, the whole worm becomes strange! ! !

"Jiaohua" over there burped in satisfaction, saw that he was still hanging there, and kindly dissuaded him: "Oh, what's so bad about being a male, I just said you are more delicate and cute than me, why don't you?" Maybe it's a female, you must be very popular~"

Yes ~

Yes, you big-headed ghost!

"Jiaohua" quickly passed through the WeChat that Bai Qiaozhi tried to add half an hour ago but failed, and a number with a pouty mouth and cat ears selfie appeared in the new contact list.

However, Bai Qiaozhi just wanted to delete him in seconds.

The two-way kind.

... Don't leave any witnesses of the strange turning point in my life!

"Jiaohua" is called Ai Lujia, the little baby of a famous fashion clothing brand. It is said that "can draw at the age of three, sing at the age of four, compose poetry at the age of five, and at the age of six...", in short, everyone among the ladies Lady.

The nickname is: your dear father.

Bai Qiaozhi picked up the phone dully, and thirty consecutive notifications came up on the lock screen.

Open:

Your dear father: "Taotao store link: ☆star★star☆beautiful★young☆year★'"

Your dear father: "Taotao store link: Son of Xuelian Gaoding'''"

Your dear father: "Taotao store link: ⑴⑿呿迗迗轮βγ⒀"

……

Thirty in a row.

Bai Qiaozhi clicked on the second "Snow Lotus Son Couture", which was barely named. It was a cotton shirt with lace, lace, stars and sequins, and the colorful store decoration special effects almost blinded his old eyes.

His trembling hands made the last action before fainting: click on the upper right corner to delete friends.

Ai Lujia is trying to send No.30 a store link.

"You are no longer a friend of the other party, please add a friend and chat."

"Very good, kid, you managed to get Dad's attention."

... Jiaohua, did you get the wrong script?

"I... I'm full... I'll... go back..."

Ai Lujia slapped the table with raised eyebrows and was about to explode, but was taken aback by Bai Qiaozhi's livid little face.

"Brother Dei, are you okay?"

"I'm fine?"

Ai Lujia thought about it carefully, no one can bear any worm's sudden sex change, it's better to let the person concerned be quiet.

He sighed, straightened his messy curly hair after eating too much, and sent the friend request again.

"Did you tell your family?"

Bai Qiaozhi shook his head dully.

"Can't you accept it?"

Bai Qiaozhi shook his head dully.

"...Do you think you are more handsome than me?"

Bai Qiaozhi shook his head dully.

Well, this brother can no longer communicate.

With a headache, Ai Lujia struggled for ten seconds between "send someone back by herself" and "find someone to send him back", and chose the latter.

In front of the same sex, who is the lady like you~

The only relative of Bai Qiaozhi that Ai Lujia knows is his "cousin", a typical overbearing president in a textbook style, but when he heard that something happened to his little Qiaozhi, he rushed to him.

The name of "cousin" is Yi Boming, an orphan fostered by Bai Qiaozhi's uncle's friend. It's a real relative, almost watching him grow up since he was a child, similar to Bai Qiaozhi's cousin, so he just called him by the way.

Yi Boming has broad shoulders and long legs. He has a good figure wrapped in a woolen windbreaker. At this moment, his shirt is unbuttoned twice, and his tie is thrown somewhere. He seems to be rushing towards the restaurant after getting off the garage.

Seeing that Bai Qiaozhi was hanging his head down, nestling listlessly on the sofa stool, he couldn't help but look terrified.

"Thank you for contacting me in time," Yi Bo Mingchao quickly entered into the setting of "Jiao Hua" Ai Lujia nodded, and asked with difficulty concealing her concern, "What's wrong with Qiao Qiao? What's wrong?"

Ai Lujia opened his mouth, a few words rushed out, but was suppressed by reason, he smiled awkwardly: "Brother Ming, you should ask him, I don't know much about it~"

Bai Qiaozhi, who knew the true face of "Jiaohua", was shaken by the "de la" and slowly woke up.

Looking up, I saw Ai Lujia and Yi Boming looking at each other "with affection".

Wait a minute, shouldn't you care about your poor, weak and helpless cousin first!

I'm so angry and want to expose his true face!

Bai Qiaozhi struggled to get up from the sofa and let out a weak voice: "Brother Boming, I don't feel well..."

Yi Boming caught Bai Qiaozhi's voice, quickly strode across the dining table, and squatted halfway beside Bai Qiaozhi's stool.

He didn't care about his image, he was a clean freak, and he threw his wool coat on the restaurant floor.

Although the floor of the high-end restaurant was wiped spotless, Bai Qiaozhi, who was aware of Yi Boming's cleanliness, instantly felt Yi Boming's anxiety.

Yi Boming's tie was torn off too hastily, and Bai Qiaozhi could clearly see that it was stuffed in his breast pocket indiscriminately, a small bag bulging out of shape.

And all the images are out of control, and all the sources of confusion are because of him.

For some reason, Bai Qiaozhi's heart skipped a beat.

He raised his eyes slowly, and his eyelashes curled up like butterfly wings drew a weak arc in the air, meeting those deep black eyes full of concern.

Then he said something he wanted to kill himself.

"Would you love me if I was a male?"

Will you love me, will you love me~