After becoming a male, let the brother kiss first?Zerg

Yi Boming felt that the Bai family's attitude towards him was good.

Not just one grade.

When he was a child, Xiao Qiaozhi liked to cling to Yi Boming the most. The four brothers of the Bai family all regarded this new favorite who suddenly appeared as a scourge. He was simply a class enemy. Within 100 meters, we must try our best to trick Xiao Qiaozhi away.

But now, because of the news that Yi Boming accidentally revealed in shock, the smiles of the four brothers can be described as spring breeze.

In short, for the time being, within 10 minutes, the information leaker is the hero.

Then the four elder brothers were very gentle and amiable and forced Yi Boming to start the ignition, and sent him away with the car.

Heh, can I let you continue to approach our little Qiaozhi!

young! n□□e!

With a sneer, the four ordered the guards of the Bai family to watch over the door, and pasted a large A1 paper, freshly printed and steaming: Yi Boming and the dog are not allowed to enter.

After thinking about it carefully, I couldn’t do it, it was too targeted at insects, and it was not good to spread it, so I changed it to: non-Bai family females and dogs are not allowed to enter.

If you think about it again, it’s still not enough. The blood of the Bai family is so big and there are many, many, many branches. Finally, it was changed to: Feibai Forbidden City, Bai Tianshu (eldest brother), Bai Yuheng (second brother), Bai Kaiyang (third brother), Baihe Lie (Fourth brother) and dogs are not allowed inside.

perfect.

After all this was done, the Bai family was so excited that the group who couldn't sleep for a month remembered the person involved.

Huh?Where's our little cutie Jojo Cub?

Qiao Qiao cub had already been left at the door and fainted, it had been cold for a long time.

Brother Bai rushed to the door with a brisk stride, and picked up Qiao Qiao, who was breathing less and exhaled more. He wanted to be hugged by a princess as usual, but he suddenly remembered that his younger brother was a male. where to put it.

Bai Er saw what he was stunned for, and snatched Qiao Qiao with a "hum": "Why are you nervous, you have changed your personality, could Qiao Qiao be your younger brother?"

That's right, it broke Boss Bai's heart.

In fact, after the intense excitement, the Bai family calmed down, leaving only their deep concern and worry for Bai Qiaozhi.

——Can Jojo accept it?

She was taught to grow up like an ordinary female in thousands of families. Although she is a bit delicate, she is also careless and informal. She suddenly becomes a male who was taught to "caring and caring" since childhood. The brothers of the Bai family thought about it. The reaction on my body shivered.

Especially... Bai Qiaozhi is still a straight female, and in his mind, a male should be "gentle, cute, delicate, generous, family-friendly, filial, and never walk out of the door."

...Maybe it would be easier to kill him directly.

Bai Qiaozhi was hit one after another at night, didn't eat a few mouthfuls of dinner, and after a while his stomach growled empty, and he woke up angrily.

He raised his eyes and saw a group of people from the Bai family who were watching aggressively by the bed.

Emmm...

How does it feel like you are attending a mourning ceremony?

Bai Tianshu excitedly pushed the three younger brothers away with irresistible force, and came to the front: "Qiao Qiao, are you okay?"

"something..."

"You have to think about it. It's just a gender. It's not a big deal. Brothers won't change their views on you. Males are males. We're happy. My family is also on your side to support you. Your family will always be your strength. Backing you must..."

Brother, I originally forgot about this when I woke up, do you have to remind me as soon as I open my eyes!

You are happy, I am not very happy!

And I just want to eat now!

I'm so hungry that I don't even have the energy to hit you!

Seeing that Bai Qiaozhi's face was getting darker and unhappy, Bai Yuheng winked, and his two younger brothers pulled Bai Tianshu away who didn't know he was constantly outputting mental energy.

As the name suggests, Bai Yuheng looks like a gentle and elegant scholar, but his body wrapped under the black silk shirt is extremely majestic, which means that he looks thin and fleshy when he wears it. It is the most popular style for abstinent gentlemen.

He asked softly, "Jojo, are you hungry?"

Bai Tianshu suddenly realized, and slapped his hands: "It makes sense! Butler——"

Bai Yuheng: ...You don't have a good brain when riding a horse, but the speed of grabbing credit is one of the top three!

The housekeeper, Lao He, hadn't rested yet, and he obviously cared deeply about the little boy who grew up with him, and stroked Bai Qiaozhi's soft hair distressedly: "The old man will arrange your favorite food, so you can rest well. "

"Thank you," Bai Qiaozhi said weakly, "Well, Lao He, you are clearly just in your early 40s, the age that people call a female, can you stop calling yourself old?"

Under the three-piece suit, the old He Lao blushed: "Oh, don't you call yourself like that in those TV dramas, how cool."

...how cool!

Handsome Uncle Jun blushed: "Did Qiao Qiao's aesthetics change when he became a male? Then look at why Uncle He's image can't attract males..."

If you don’t watch TV dramas such as “The Domineering Female and the Pretty Male Husband” or “The Cool and Handsome Female Runs with the Ball”, you may have found the male bug long ago.

Of course, Qiao Qiao still didn't dare to say this directly to Uncle He, who was regarded as the closest elder besides his family. He said euphemistically, "Handsome is pretty handsome. You'd better be that one, um, be more realistic."

Seeing that Uncle He was being praised and tended to continue the topic, Bai Qiaozhi winked wildly at Bai Yuheng, trying to have a sympathy with his second brother with a super intelligent quotient.

However, he forgot that since the first time he went to the kitchen to steal food since he was a child, he and this "second brother of a high-IQ business elite" have never had such high-end qualities as "tacit understanding".

The second elder brother blushed: "Qiao Qiao don't discharge the electricity to the elder brother, the elder brother will be shy."

Let go of your big head ghost!

Seeing that Bai Yuheng was playing the piano to the cow, Bai Qiaozhi turned his attention to the third brother for help.

The third brother is almost a dude like him, and he is proficient in eating, drinking, and playing. The two of them together are synonymous with dudes, the kind who can publish a thick book of "Guide to Spending Money Recklessly", "How to Spend Money Efficiently and Quickly", and "24-hour Crash Course for Dudes" , the two play best.

But seeing Bai Kaiyang's black face flushed: "Well, dear brother, brother knows that he is handsome today, so there is no need to praise him."

I didn't say a word, but you're so quick to figure it out!

Bai Qiaozhi had no choice but to cast his sights on the last hope, Bai Heliena.

As the fourth eldest child of the Bai family, Bai Helie was the closest to Bai Qiaozhi.

However, unlike him, Bai Helie was a top student who was proficient in all eighteen skills since he was a child, the kind who studied three Olympiads at the same time in high school.The head is so good, and the appearance is not inferior, he is not a nerd, he is clear and handsome, and he is a master of learning.

The two actually communicate the least on weekdays, because although Bai Helie has a high IQ, his brain is dull in some aspects.What "females must find males to have babies immediately when they reach adulthood, otherwise they will waste their golden age", "females must earn money to support their families upright, and males should be the treasures at home", etc. The old feudal system's remarks are simply the fighters in female cancer. Compared with Bai Qiaozhi's straight female cancer level, she couldn't tell how low it was in front of him.

Bai Qiaozhi has always been displeased with his concept of "female eight obediences and nine virtues", and she can't stand a fight, so she avoids him every day.

What made him even more furious was that he had just grown up for a day, and he was still a baby!Bai Helie immediately entrusted various connections to find him a blind date, making it look like he couldn't sell it!

right!It was Bai He who hunted him down so badly!

He was also ridiculed by the pretender Ai Lujia onlookers!

Just think about it and it will explode!

Before Bai Qiaozhi could say what he wanted to say, he was already half dead in anger.

The four brothers didn't know what to do, and they didn't dare to speak, so they had to make eye contact.

Second Brother: What's wrong with Jojo?

Third Brother: You must be too hungry.

Brother: I don’t think so. Don’t keep saying that you are handsome. Qiao Qiao just changed his gender and can’t accept it. Aren’t you poking someone’s wounds?

Fortunately, the Bai family's kitchen is still very capable. During the conversation between a group of chickens and ducks, before Bai Qiaozhi fainted again from anger, the supper came.

There are eight real dishes, all of which are exquisite and fragrant, but...

Wait a minute, where's my meat? ? ?

Bai Qiaozhi was so startled that he jumped up from the bed, wishing to lie down on the bed table and take a look under the microscope one by one—what about my big elbow, fish with pickled cabbage, beggar's chicken, pork ribs with sauce, and fried tenderloin?

How did it become lettuce, cucumber, and tomato?

What is this drink that is as light as boiled water, as bright as plain water, and neither hot nor cold?

...It seems to be boiled water.

Uncle He proudly raised his chest, and the three-piece suit tended to be unbuttoned by his strong chest muscles.

He claimed the credit: "Young master, you have eaten too much fat and oil in the past 18 years. It is not too late to change your diet. These are good for male health. Try it."

Change... Diet... Structure...

In fact, the table full of dishes that Uncle He ordered the kitchen to cook were all exquisite and high-end.

Old sea cucumber soup mixed with organic cucumbers, and honey caramelized organic tomatoes, but in the eyes of Bai Qiaozhi, a pure carnivore, this bunch can be perfectly summed up in two words: "raw vegetables" and "no need to eat".

Looking at the past, there is not a single dish in his recipe!

Tremblingly, Bai Qiaozhi picked up a spoonful of corn kernels and stuffed them into his mouth.

Sweet is quite sweet, how come it disappears before chewing?

He simply poured the small dish of salad into his mouth, it was sweet and crisp, but the taste was actually pretty good and refreshing.

But this thing!Can you really get full?

He touched his stomach which was about 600/1 full and began to doubt life.

The four brothers over there who are afraid of chaos are still making a fuss: "Qiaoqiao eat slowly", "Qiaoqiao don't choke", "Qiaoqiao drink saliva".

Which of your eyes can see that this pile of things can choke me!

After 3 minutes, the food on the table was gone.

Bai Qiaozhi fills up 600 out of 8 stomachs, rounding up to nothing.

Uncle He was still there: "Young master is too anxious to eat, I'll get you Jianweixiaoshi tablets, don't do this next time."

Can't you hear my stomach is still screaming with hunger!

Just get me two carts of Jianweixiaoshi tablets!I can still eat my fill!

Formerly a female, now a delicate male Bai Qiaozhi is deeply aware of a problem.

Male frailty is definitely not without reason.

Eating such a little vegetables and fruits that are not enough to fit between the teeth every day, who can not be delicate when riding a horse!

To be fair, Bai Qiaozhi would die of admiration for the males who could live on this kind of menu!

Uncle He cleared the table and saw that he was about to leave with the small dining cart.

Bai Qiaozhi, who desires to survive Lv. Max, stretched out his hand with difficulty: "Uncle He...don't go..."

"Young master, bear with it, I'll get you a stomach-strengthening and eliminating food tablet right away!"

"I'm not full! I'm still hungry!"

The air stagnates for a moment.

Uncle He turned around seriously: "Is Qiao Qiao's appetite so big?"

Big or not, don’t you know from the time I grew up watching me!

Bai Qiaozhi couldn't put it into words: "Uncle He, I just changed my personality, not the bug. Thank you for your kindness. You should prepare meals according to my original supper specifications."

He suddenly remembered something, and immediately added: "Also, the three meals a day are also in accordance with the original specifications! You don't need to worry about my health, I'm really fine!"

Over there, congratulations. After finally being able to serve a petite little male, the housekeeper reluctantly said: "Is there really no need to change?"

"It's really not necessary!"

"What about the clothes?"

You think so far!

"No need! I'll find a friend to refer to and buy it myself!"

"Okay," Uncle He saw his head slumped, and there was a cloud above his head, "If you need anything, tell me as much as possible."

Then I chanted "I can't control the child when he is old", "The child is wild and can't be tied", "The child will not listen to persuasion when he has friends", and walked to the kitchen decadently.

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Jojo's Diary: The first supper after becoming a male, I almost starved to death :)