The seat of rebirth is sick

Next is the plot of the Mary Su romance novel that every girl in elementary school had a copy of.It's the standard plot where the domineering president falls in love with me, just replace the heroine with the current slender and tender boy, it's fine.

Shen Jingbing was soaking in the huge bathhouse, the water was dense, thinking about it made him drowsy.

Ah...Fantasy Chicken ①...

Thinking about how I was almost not smoked to death when I was first rescued, I still feel a little guilty in my heart.

But no matter, before being killed by Lord Demon King or falling in love with him, he has to enjoy the treatment that rich people have.

This damn money!This damn rich man!

He never expected that when he was about to close his eyes and fall asleep, the harsh "creaking" sound of the bamboo door being pushed open suddenly disturbed his lucid dream.

Who came in?Of course it is the supreme Demon Lord of the Demon Realm!

Seeing the extraordinary and handsome Lord Demon King walk in with his whole body naked and his face calm, Shen Jingbing couldn't help swallowing.

Damn this body is really good.The thing below is the same, which girl is happy to marry him... But if she is gay, whoever is under him will be very happy...

Thinking about my previous life, I was a textbook nerd, without any outstanding features, and he was not at the same level as my good friend Zhang Yaowan.His name is a bit ugly, and Yao Wan is going to be finished, but he is no match for his handsome parents, even if there are girls who like him.

Look at yourself, you can't even touch the edges of the green leaves.

tsk...

When Shen Jingbing mourned her miserable past life, the water wave around her moved slightly, and a person had already entered the water beside him like this, and her waist-length long hair was not soaked in the water like herself and made it wet, that's all. Quietly spread on the shore, like a waterfall, silky and smooth like Defu chocolate.

He seemed to notice that the people around him were staring at him like hungry wolves, and the Lord Demon King, who was meditating and taking a bath with his eyes closed, frowned slightly. Grabbed the wrist.

Yes, it is captured.Because it really hurts!

"My lord? What's your business?" Asked tentatively, the Lord Demon King finally responded, opened his eyes, and let go of his hands bit by bit.Shen Jingbing had just suffered from pain, and now she hastily checked to see if there was any damage to her new body with delicate skin and tender flesh. When she saw the five distinct fingerprints on her wrist, one could imagine how much effort the Lord Demon King had put in!

However, the culprit still looked at him innocently and apologized to him.

Shen Jingbing cleared her throat, and asked the second question: "What is the Lord Demon King doing? Why did you bring me here, and why did you want to take a bath with me? You know, this man... is not kissable either? "After all, people who write ancient drama can still come at their fingertips with such an accent.

He dared to ask such a question, but anyway, he had the mentality of "living casually" as he said before. Shen Jingbing was probably the best at playing dead or something in the whole world.

Don't look at Lord Demon King's domineering CEO, he is quite honest: "I thought you were a weak woman, seeing you being bullied, thinking that these people must be very bad for doing such a thing in broad daylight, so I went Saved you. Seeing you as a beggar was very pitiful, so I brought you back directly. Who would have thought..."

"I don't know I'm a man, right? I'm really sorry for disappointing my lord." Seeing that he didn't feel disgusted at all, Shen Jingbing became even more presumptuous, with a cold face, as if hurt by these words, got up and climbed Water came out of the pool.He walked out the door with his back turned to the Demon King, and looked down at his body rather maliciously. Although he didn't have his eight-pack abs, at least that guy was no worse than him.

When getting dressed, he deliberately showed off the thing in front of the Demon King, and put on a look of refusal to admit defeat.The other party looked back at him, his expression still indifferent.

As an ancient writer with a conscience, I still have to ask too much about what to wear.

Prepared new clothes for him, a set of white straight gown ②, and a black crane cloak with the style of the devil on the outside. It really didn't have any other patterns, and it was so plain. If it wasn't for the inconvenience of the big sleeves, he would go out in the middle of the night. Can be worn as night clothes.

But he, who only thinks about two-dimensional brothers and sisters every day, doesn't have any requirements for his appearance. At most, he likes the beauty of the characters, and occasionally finds pictures of handsome men and beautiful women when he can't describe the appearance of the characters. come and see.

I think that someone like Lord Demon King is fine.

Just looking at Lord Demon King's face like this, he has already typed out hundreds of thousands of words of slam novels in his mind, the kind that the meat is absolutely delicious.

Seriously, this guy is really handsome, with good looks and a good figure, and he must be good at work. He is really a clear stream in the world of CEOs.

Feeling lustful, she packed her things and went out. A beautiful woman greeted her at the door, but there were two sharp horns sticking out of her head.Without saying a word, he was brought into a sedan chair.

The sedan chair wobbled and wobbled for a long time, and finally stopped.Suddenly I heard someone say "please" outside, it was already a different person.Get out of the car, is that guy who has been following the devil all afternoon, is it called Liu Yan?

"No room has been prepared for the guests yet, so please temporarily stay in Lord Demon King's bedroom." This man's words were colder than two hundred and five, with no human touch at all.However, Shen Jingbing, who was still surprised that he was going to sleep in the same room with the devil, was stunned again at this moment. He bypassed the large room that looked luxurious at first glance, and was taken to the back room that was a bit out of the way. guest room.The gap is a bit big, but it's better than sleeping directly on the same bed with a domineering president like the devil.

But this room is not too bad, the windows are clean, spacious and bright, outside the window is the beautiful scenery of the courtyard, and when you look up, you can see the bright starry sky.Except that there is no sea and no spring breeze, what else is there to be dissatisfied with?

Alas, I still want a beautiful sister to serve me. After all, as Liu Yan said just now, I am a guest after all, but my background is a bit rough.

Lying on a big bed that was as soft as a modern Simmons, Shen Jingbing, who was tired all day and experienced death, time travel, etc., just thought about it and fell asleep.

In the days to come, let’s take one step at a time.

As he wished, after he opened his eyes and sat on the edge of the bed, two very iconic beauties dressed himself in front of him. The point is that the two of them still look exactly the same, they should be twins.

"Sister, sister, this guest is looking at us with strange eyes."

"Sister, sister, yes. If it wasn't for the Lord Demon King's guest, shouldn't we drive him out?"

No, no, I didn't look at you with strange eyes, I just wanted to complain why the wish I made before going to bed came true when I woke up?

It is also worth complaining about why this line is so familiar!Aside from the terrified look on both of your faces, what's the difference between you and Ramrem?

Also, if you think about it carefully, is your life experience similar to that of 486 in some respects?

Shen Jingbing, who was thinking about these things in quite a fright, hurriedly woke up the system [-] who had been running away happily without knowing where: "Hey, tell me what's going on?!"

The voice of Mr. System sounded like he was still asleep, but he didn’t complain: "You found out, this is a little easter egg I left for you~ As a system, although I am a novice, I am still very considerate. (). Knowing that you are a nerd and like these things, I will try my best to get them for you~"

Shen Jingbing is really fed up with this gay system and its kaomoji!

Pushing back the useless two hundred and five, Shen Jingbing smiled awkwardly at the pair of fake Ramrem sisters: "You two girls, I don't mean anything malicious, maybe there is some misunderstanding. Can you tell me the details of the two girls?" name taboo?"

It's quite impolite to ask someone's name immediately, but Shen Jingbing, who was about to fight to the end, said he didn't care.

The only difference between him and 486 is that 486 regrets his life, he still wants to die.

The two big girls didn't think the question was wrong at all, and they answered it very calmly.The one on the left opened first: "Spring Equinox, I am my sister." The younger sister on the right answered naturally: "Li Xia, I am my sister."

This method of naming the 24 solar terms is really only done by a lazy person like him, and now there are still people as lazy as him.

"Who named it?"

"big boss."

Hey, he's still as lazy as he is.

The two sisters said that they thought Shen Jingbing was weird, but they still served this unknown human guest according to the order of Lord Demon King.The two of them are the personal maids of the Demon King, and they said that he had rescued them from the runaway monsters before, and staying by his side like this was their wish to repay their favor.

Of course, these are all chats.

Looking at the two pointed horns shaking together on the heads of the two sisters when they were doing things, I wondered whether the pair of horns of the devil's hands would poke someone; while thinking about it, listening to what they said , it seems that this domineering president is still a good person.

He doesn't read the president's routine, so he doesn't understand it very well.

He has stayed in this demon palace for a long time these days, and no one else has seen him, so he got to know this pair of solar-term twin sisters first.

The devil came to ask for someone, but Shen Jingbing was still in a daze and didn't know what happened.

More than one came, and someone followed behind, not Liu Yan from before, but a new face.Looking at Shen Jingbing through those single eyes, that person gave people a very familiar feeling.

"this......"

"Shen Jingbing, Mr. Shen." Shen Jingbing, who had never mentioned her own name, quite adaptably gave her new name to the Demon King.Lord Demon King smiled kindly: "Okay, Mr. Shen. You have lived in our Demon Realm for a few days, but are you still used to it?"

"Hehe, please worry about my lord's concern." Shen Jingbing is a thief who likes to put on a show, mouthing a pretentious word, thinking that it is very old-fashioned, "Living here is very happy, and I don't have to worry about food and clothing. The spring equinox and the beginning of summer take care of the two sisters. Pretty thoughtful."

bother you for something.Shen Jingbing didn't know what the demon king was here for, but there must be something he could use for himself.But he really couldn't think of what he had that could be squeezed by the devil.

"My lord came here this time, surely not just to see me?" He pretended to be insidious, and looked at the devil across the table with such a cunning expression, and the other party just smiled slightly. All that's missing is the sea.

"It's nothing, Mr. Shen is worrying too much, I really just came to see my lord."

......

Shen Jingbing is very helpless, why can't she give herself a step down? !Can't you give yourself a chance to pretend to be handsome? ! !

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Notes:

①: Transliteration of Japanese kimochi or kimochiii, translated into Chinese as "feeling" or "comfortable".

②: 裰 (duō), a kind of clothing that has existed since the Song Dynasty.The entire history of this article is superficial. The author himself prefers this style of Hanfu and then uses it. If you see something unique to a specific era such as the Song Dynasty or the Yuan Dynasty, don’t mind. This article does not seek science, but a logical coherence. That's it, I'm 233333

There are a lot of stalks in this chapter, and the one I played the most is "Re: 0"... I suddenly felt like 486 as I wrote it... I really didn't plagiarize, don't hit me~

There is also "Facing the sea, the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming"... Haizi's poems should be known...

Try not to write according to the routine...

I am a person who likes to play memes, and I personally think it is quite powerful to complain [a little narcissism]... So this kind of article is still quite easy to write...

There may be a lot of foul language in this article, ahem, everyone get used to it, and clear the mine first.

I don't drive, but there is definitely meat dregs.

[Warning for small theater ahead]

small theater

Department: Please give this easter egg~ [Satisfaction]

Shen: Go away.

Demon: Go away.

Department: Chick Chick (ToT)/~~~ You will lose my little angel like this...

Shen: No need for two hundred and five.

Demon: Who knows if my husband is distracted chatting with you when he is having sex with me!

Shen: Be good, I won’t, ah~mua~

Department: My mother, hot eyes...