The seat of rebirth is sick

It can be said that Shen Jingbing's life in the devil world these days is really full of anger.

He wanted to use the Demon King now, thinking that if he annoyed him, he would cut himself off, and offered to apply that he was just a beggar with nowhere to go, and wanted to stay in the Demon Realm.The Demon King has a kind heart, so he agreed after thinking about it.

He doesn't do anything all day long, eats and waits for a dead chat. He doesn't need to go out for activities as a dead otaku. He works in the house every day and does his old job with a brush that he is not used to.Then wait for the devil to come over at night and tell him the story I wrote today.

This sounds a bit like the concubines who wait for the emperor to come every night, but he doesn't care if there is something or not.I'm glad that someone is willing to listen to him talk about his Tanmei novels, although Lord Demon King doesn't really understand what Danmei is, and he always asks about things that are common sense to Shen Jingbing.

"What is this 'telephone'? Why can these two people have a conversation with this thing? They are obviously not in the same place."

"In our time, it was a very common tool. Everyone had one. The main function was to play games, and as you said, it can enable two people who are not together to talk remotely." These modern gadgets are casual Said, anyway, he told the devil that he was time-traveled, and the devil didn't know if he understood it or not.

"Hmm..." Student Demon King was very serious, "Is it like the sound transmission charms commonly used by human monks?"

Shen Jingbing didn't quite understand what this "sound transmission talisman" was, but from the literal meaning it should be similar to a telephone.He didn't understand too much, so he nodded casually.

This president is not domineering at all, he seems to be quite gentle.

He lived carefree and happy every day.There are so many handsome men and beauties here, and there are all kinds of them. Don't worry that he doesn't have the material and inspiration to compose CPs to write comics and comics for others. He has stories to tell the devil every night.

There's only one thing, there's one person that annoys him.Just that military adviser, that one-eyed dragon called Zhang Ting!Every time I talked about Danmei, I would come out and intervene in a rather cynical way. Although I didn't say it explicitly, it was definitely expressing my disdain and contempt for men and women, and my praise and praise for women!

As one of the few rotten men, Shen Jingbing has never been able to talk to Zhang Yaowan.Two people, one likes to cut off sleeves, the other brags about lilies, and then slanders each other's garbage and disgusting, and their own is true love and invincibility.The two of them can talk about everything else, and on this point, it's absolutely noisy.At this moment, this person named Zhang Ting gave him a feeling of Zhang Yaowan, annoying!

Others are against cp, but here they are against sex.

But anyway, the Demon King is still very close to Shen Jingbing, he comes to listen to Shen Jingbing's talk about Tanmei happily every day, and Zhang Ting, who is a subordinate, dare not resist their boss.

This story is now talking about the time when the two male protagonists meet, live under the same roof, and still have a happy and warm daily life for the time being.

After living here for a few days, someone suddenly came up to inform that Shen Jingbing's house had been cleaned up.

Shen Jingbing, who was still complaining about whether the work efficiency was to build a house or tidy up the house, was speechless now, because his mother really built him a big house with three entrances in the past few days!It seems that I am going to live in the devil world for a long time.

He himself doesn't mind where he lives at all, but Lord Demon King seems a little unhappy.There is a considerable distance from the old man's bedroom of the Demon King, if we live in such a separate place, it will be troublesome to listen to the story here.

Shen Jingbing coaxed him like a child, it's okay, I'm free, I'll find you at night.

He began to doubt the attributes of the president.

Long Live the Demon Realm, who gave away his daughter's body, is crazy and wants to enjoy his new life here. Although he has no hope and hope to survive, at least it is better than being crowded in that dirty, messy rented house before. Much better, and it's not out of the question to enjoy a little bit before dying.

He just wanted to turn around and enter the house now, but he was very concerned about the one-eyed military division standing there and refusing to leave after being beaten to death.

"Master Zhang, Lord Demon King has already left, why are you still here?" Try to put on a respectful tone and demeanor to issue the order to evict guests.

The man had a serious face, as if he was looking at a mentally retarded expression: "Mr. Shen, let me tell you, broken sleeves are not the mainstream, and lily is the kingly way!"

Neuropathy!

Lying on the fifty-square-meter bed, Shen Jingbing began to think about life.But because of his lack of knowledge, he couldn't force himself to make a bowl of poisonous chicken soup.

"Two hundred and five, are you here?"

"Yes, talk about things if you have something to do, and get out if you have nothing to do." Damn, I have never seen such a tempered system.

"I really can't die?"

"Really, why did I lie to you, lest you give me a bad review at that time, my first business is so dirty, it's embarrassing to say it."

"I want to complain to you right now, really." Shen Jingbing replied quite sincerely.

"Why~" The disgusting system began to act coquettishly, "I'm so obedient~ I also found such a good body for you, tall and handsome, you won't die, so good~ Don't complain about me~"

Shen Jingbing wondered how she finished listening.

"I am a suicide, a person who obviously has no desire to survive, you find me an immortal body and let me be reborn, what is your intention!"

Shen Jingbing expressed considerable dissatisfaction with the two hundred and five system, blocked the noisy guy, and shouted outside: "Spring equinox! Lixia! Are you there?"

Of course, the two little girls dutifully listened to orders and opened the door to come in.Now their master is themselves, of course they listen to their own words.

Shen Jingbing knew very well that these two girls were sent by the Demon King to monitor her.A guy of unknown origin like me said so deliberately that he wanted to stay here, a fool would think that this person must be plotting something wrong.But he, Shen Jingbing, is not afraid of the slanting shadow, and he doesn't want to do anything, at most he wants to die, what else can he do?He actually hoped that Lord Demon King would treat him as some kind of traitor, undercover agent or something, so that he could end himself as soon as possible.

But don't expect him to deliberately act as a villain, scheming and acting, it's too tiring.

"What orders does the guest have?"

"What time is it?"

"It's not too early or too late, it's just after You hour."

It looks like seven or eight o'clock, count the time, it's time to go.

"It was said in the last book that Zhao became Su's piano teacher just like that. He would knock on Su's door at eight o'clock every night, and it was the two of them's time until ten o'clock." Very ordinary paintings are given to people who speak rather ambiguously.But since Lord Demon King has listened to the stories for so many days, he doesn't seem to understand these love affairs very well, so no matter how ambiguous his words are, it is useless.

Although playing the piano to a cow, it is better than talking to yourself every day.

"Mr. Shen, there is something I don't quite understand, can I ask you to explain?"

"please say."

"Why did this story go on for a long time? With the male lead, where is the matching woman? If it wasn't for Su's mother? This is absolutely impossible. Even in the devil world, such a mother and child are incest, no, no .”

Seeing the earnest expression on the devil king's face, he is really silly and cute. The only thing that spoils the scenery is the one-eyed dragon standing behind the devil king, who actually sneered there, really can't bear it!

Ignoring that idiot for the time being, Shen Jingbing replied politely: "Master Demon King, this is not an ordinary romance story, this is a novel about Tanmei Chunai." He also nodded sincerely.

"Danmei?" The Demon King looked puzzled, and looked back at Zhang Ting: "Mr. Zhang, do you know what this is?"

That guy is also a playwright, one second he was mocking his face, and the next second he turned into a sycophant.He shook his head and said, "Master, I don't know."

"What is Tanmei..." Shen Jingbing put on a dirty face, putting on a well-informed old pedantic look: "In our era, it was also called "BL", and in English "boy's love" The abbreviation of . Literally, it means that two men are dating together. Note, it’s not a woman, but a man.” After finishing speaking, he was still there with a smirk, looking provocatively. Looking at Zhang Ting over there, it seemed as if he could make him angry.

But it is true.Zhang Ting's face twitched over there, and he squinted his eyes and looked at Shen Jingbing, not knowing what it meant.

Shen Jingbing enjoyed her new house today, slept there all afternoon, and basically had no code words, and now she doesn't have the motivation to rely on love to generate electricity and code words like crazy.After all, after being rejected by the goddess, he felt that he would never love again.

Hastily ended today's story and key explanation content, he was about to say goodbye and leave, it was already very late.But when he heard the usual magnetic voice shouting like this, he thought he was going to do something to him, so he trembled on the spot.

"Mr. Zhang, please step back with the others. I have something to say to Mr. Shen." Then the Lord Demon King looked at Shen Jingbing again: "Mr. Shen, please sit down first."

He is the boss, no matter how gentle he is, he is also the boss.Of course, a few people obeyed obediently.Zhang Ting was the last one to go out, and closed the door quite intimately.

Shen Jingbing only felt that she hated this guy even more.

Embarrassed smile: "Hehe, Lord Demon King, what's the matter? It's so late, you and I should also rest."

"Nothing, just ask Mr. Shen if he is used to living here, and if the new house suits your taste."

"Hehehe, of course!" The boss of the demon king personally prepared something for him, of course he must say yes.

He didn't believe that the Demon King would be the same this time as last time, so he really didn't have anything to ask!Otherwise, call them back!

"Master Demon King, if you have something to say, just say it, you and I know it well, there is no need to hide so much, right?"

There's no need to act, this time, he's really just like an undercover agent who sneaked into the devil world!

The author has something to say:

I really don’t want to say anything. Now that I have food and drink, I don’t want to die if I can enjoy the good life of life to the fullest. Some people still live a relaxed and comfortable life every day, but they seem to have nothing to look forward to. For example, I am 23333333

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Shen: Wow!My wife specially prepared a big house for me! ! !So comfortable~ so happy~

Demon: emmmmm...Actually, our palace in the Demon Realm is huge, basically we have a set of people with this pattern...

Shen: [unhappy]

Demon: All right, all right, don't be angry and move back, the king's palace is still unique, only you have it.

Shen: mua~

Department/Zhang: Damn these two people are getting hotter and hotter...