The seat of rebirth is sick

At noon, the wind blows hot.The big sun above his head hit him, and his clothes were soaked, but he didn't shed as many tears as he did now.

It's over right away, there's not much to say, really.

Ok, now let's focus on the scene of the 15-meter platform jumping competition!

Our contestant from China, Shen Qi!Come on, come on, the cameraman is aiming!Look at him, look at the expression of grief and indignation on his face, you can see that he has experienced ups and downs in life!

look!He's going to jump!The pride of our country: Shen Qi Shen contestant!What kind of wonderful performance will be presented to us today? !let us wait and see!

Three, two, one!He took a deep breath and jumped down!good!Perfect!very!The photographer pointed me in the right direction!

You see, this time, he just hit one of our friendly soldiers!pretty!

Just like that, Shen Qi jumped down from the rooftop, rushed to his death, and took away an innocent passerby by the way.But he, who was watching the revolving lantern, didn't know this.

However, even the revolving lanterns were forced to pull the lights for him.

"I rely on you guys to be respectful! It's okay to turn on the lights every day when I drive, but you turn on the lights for me?! You can't let people die well!"

"Ahem." The system master who was scolded for no reason expressed his helplessness, but he still dutifully recited the lines he was supposed to read: "You have successfully activated the "time travel rebirth" system, and the job number 250 will wholeheartedly help you." Serve."

"User Name: Shen Qi; Age: 23; Gender: Male; Occupation: Unemployed..."

"You fart! I just graduated from university today. Where can I find a formal job? If you say that I am also a freelancer, I am also a contracted author of Jiang Chunai. I don't have much fame and I can't be regarded as an author!"

"Then this person's information is yours?"

"Yes!"

After such an annoyed reply, Shen Qi finally realized that he was talking to something.

It was a cold and unpopular male voice, which sounded like a Baidu translation.But no matter what he says, he can talk to himself like a normal person, which is amazing.

"Siri?" he asked tentatively.I can't afford to be crazy about it, where did you get siri?

"Bullshit siri! You're the system master!" The other side said so shyly, it was still a man's voice, and Shen Qi's goosebumps were so disgusting.

"Come again, cough cough! You have successfully activated the "Time Traveling Rebirth" system, and the job number 250 will serve you wholeheartedly. ()"

"My mother still wears kaomoji." Shen Qi was shocked.

So he was reborn through time travel.As a socialist nerd deeply poisoned by ACG culture, he is no stranger to this, and he himself still writes this kind of article.Now that such a good thing has happened to me, I am still so calm~

Calm down, fall!I don't look like those vulgar male protagonists and female protagonists who are forced to reincarnate and helpless. I really want to die!What is it to give yourself another chance!

"One... I don't want this chance of rebirth, can I?"

"No." The system gentleman interrupted quite severely.

"I've already found your body, I can't waste all my painstaking efforts like this..." With the same voice and flat tone, this line actually sounds a little bit of complaint.

My mother, the gay [-] system in this gay place.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, and we will know the specific situation in due course. If you have any questions, just ask me in the spiritual consciousness, and get ready to go!"

He said he was going to prepare, but he didn't leave any time for Shen Qi to react to the current situation. Suddenly, the sky turned around, and a dazzling white light suddenly appeared in front of him, and then he fell into darkness again.

The senses that had been away for a while came back bit by bit.I couldn't see anything, but my ears were full of noise, like the sound of hawking on the street in a costume drama; the "creaking" sound of the carriage wheels rolling over the dirt and gravel road was very clear.Then, there is the unbearable hunger and heat, and the deep sense of powerlessness brought about by hunger.

"Hey! Two hundred and five Siri, what year is it now? Who am I? Why do I feel wrong?!" I was so hungry that I didn't even bother to lift my eyelids, I just hoped I wasn't blind.

"It's more than 7000 years from your original era, but the world line is not the same as yours. The specific points of divergence are not clear. Anyway, you don't have to worry about destroying history. You are currently a beggar. Others... ..Wait a minute, who the hell are you calling two hundred and five siri?!"

I feel that this system is different from other people's. It's like a schizophrenic all day long, prudish for a while, and crazy for a while.Now that he knew the current situation, Shen Qi didn't bother to care about what that idiot was scolding, and blocked it automatically.

Just lying there, as if enjoying a sunbath.

1 minutes, 2 minutes, half an hour...

Department: "Host? Do you want to move? What are you doing just lying on the road?"

Shen: "Can't you see it? I'm waiting to die."

Shen Qi, as someone who sincerely gave away his head, expressed his condemnation for this behavior of forcibly sending him back to the spring to let him continue fighting and not allowing him to hang up.

"It's useless~" Mr. System replied gloatingly, "The master of this body, no, old, no, die~ yo~"

Well, this also added such a heaven-defying buff to him.

Not feeling lucky at all.

This is the so-called survival but not death, but it happened to him.

That's all, instead of lying here and starving, it's better to find something to eat, there are plenty of tricks to die, and there is no rush for this moment.You can't let yourself suffer if you can't die, right?

Opening his eyes, he was almost blinded by the scorching sun.He was lying on the side of the street, the eaves above his head were useless, and the few black rags left on his body were scorching hot.People on the street are also wearing thin clothes, it is summer.

Standing up with force, the hypoglycemia caused by hunger made him dizzy, and after recovering slowly, he took the first step into this world.

This is a real ancient scene, not the various fake film and television cities in costume dramas!Wandering on the ancient streets thousands of years ago is quite a novel experience.

Shen stole a steamed bun rather wretchedly, then slipped away, hid in a corner and gnawed it, and then swaggered around the street, regardless of how dirty, smelly or disgusted he was, as long as he was happy.

"Hey, two hundred and five, do I have any tasks to do?"

Mr. System, who was used to this address, lost his temper at this time, and actually answered him well: no.

"Isn't it? The system after other people have traversed is all for tasks, and there are rewards for completing them, such as asking me to die like this. Really?!"

"No." Mr. System was so sincere that Shen Qi felt a little desperate.Next, Mr. System gave him a second blow: "Actually, this is the first time I have formally worked on the system..."

What else can he do?He is also very desperate!

"However, the world provided by this system has a very high degree of freedom! You can just play a sandbox game and play whatever you want!" The system said it excitedly as if it was some kind of welfare.

"No, I like the plot direction, I don't play sand table, or this kind of sand table with no main storyline at all." Shen Qi had a cold face the whole time.

He has already figured it out along the way, as a person who is easy to go with the situation, he can't change anything now, instead of complaining about something every day, it's better to just go with it.No matter how sad you are, that is the past tense. This new life is a new starting point, just start over. At worst, just live it casually. Anyway, there is nothing to ask for.

He took out the poisonous chicken soup that his mother sent to him on WeChat in unknown years to numb himself at this moment, and felt very comfortable inside.

"Then I'm going to abandon my original self, and start with changing my name! You said you have a high degree of freedom, right? Well, from now on, Shen Qi is completely a boxer, and I will be called Shen Jingbing from now on!" He didn't care at all. Mr. System, who had been "hmmmmm" by the side, suddenly fell silent at this moment, and repeated the name repeatedly while laughing to himself: "Mm, it sounds nice. Oh, why didn't I think of giving this name to Gongjun in my novel?" What? How many sous!"

Mr. System laughed awkwardly beside him, not planning to expose him.

Although I don't know what this person is laughing at, but let him laugh and let him laugh, let's ignore him and let him be alone!

I use my spiritual sense to communicate with the system master, but I can't control my expression.A group of melon-eating passers-by just looked at such a dirty and smelly beggar and suddenly went crazy, and they all took a detour.

One second, she was still happy that she had chosen such a good-sounding name for herself, and the next second, Shen Jingbing, who was directly dragged into an alley and surrounded by a group of big men, was suddenly stunned.

A: "See if it's this kid? Why does he look so stupid?"

B shook off the scroll in his hand, looked at the paper and looked again: "It's him!"

His mind was already dazed, and he desperately called Mr. System, but before Mr. System could speak, the back of his neck was slashed by a hand knife.When Shen Jingbing fainted, there was only one sentence in her mind: "You are the fucking commander! Cut off the back of my neck! The commander I know is not so tall!"

After shaking open a sack big enough for one person, several people held his leg, ready to stuff it inside.Suddenly, I heard a voice full of justice behind me: "Stop! In broad daylight, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, how dare you rob a civilian girl?! Let me put her down, don't resist! I will spare you!"

The big guys sneered "hehe", and when they were about to look back to see who dared to block his grandfather's way of making a fortune, each of them had a knife on the back of his neck, knocking them all out.

"Liu Yan, well done." The man just took a step forward, pulled the sack out of the crowd with his own hands, and patted it with one hand.Liu Yan next to him asked him: "My lord, what should we do with these human beings?"

"We in the Demon Realm want to make peace with the Human Realm, so go as you please, don't kill yourself." While speaking, he untied the rope on the top of the bag, "Report to the officer."

The moment the bag was opened, the suffocating stench permeated the surroundings.

The author has something to say:

emmmmm... I don't know if this sudden change in writing style is suitable for everyone's appetite...

small theater

Shen: Wow, my wife, am I so good-looking~ I’m so sloppy that I can be regarded as a woman~ It seems that the two hundred and five are quite thoughtful in helping me find a body~

Mo [blushing]: Cough cough, you should protect the back of your neck first.

Shen: ... (Where did you learn this meme???)