The delusional life of the dried fish man

After losing the first round, Zhu Wenqing insisted on playing the second round, and after losing the second round, Zhu Wenqing insisted on playing the third round, and lost again in the third round, he finally realized that Jia Furuo was not only not stupid , and the fact that he is much smarter than him.

But he still refused to admit defeat and shouted loudly: "I want to win, I want to win!"

"It doesn't have to be to win. Sometimes playing games is to enjoy the fun of the process, not a question of winning or losing."

"No, I want to win. You let me win, so I want to be with you."

Zhu Wenqing's personality of not admitting defeat was fully reflected, even he didn't realize that his tone was already threatening, this kind of revenge tone of "if you don't do what I say, I will definitely do something" made Zhu Chunlin frown Slightly wrinkled.

Why does this tone sound so much like his ex-wife?

The ex-wife is excellent and beautiful, and she has always been a princess who is held in the palm of her hand. If she wants wind and rain, she will speak in such a threatening tone if she doesn't like her.

After marriage, he has been very busy, even when Wen Qing was born, and his ex-wife returned to work after maternity leave, and was also busy with work. They talked about the child's upbringing several times, and she felt that her good life and The future should not be wasted on such boring things as raising children. The two often quarreled over Wenqing's affairs.

As soon as the final divorce agreement was signed, his ex-wife rushed to pursue her future, and had a job that could prove her ability, and he also became a senior executive step by step, but he spent too much time on his career. When he came back, he often It was when Wen Qing was about to go to bed, and father and son usually didn't have much time to communicate, let alone teach... He only now realized that Wen Qing's speaking attitude was too problematic.

Jia Furuo pinched Zhu Wenqing's nose, and said with both laughter and laughter: "Your thinking is wrong, do you think the world revolves around you? Hmph, there will always be someone in this world who is smarter, stronger, and luckier than you." If someone better comes along, then you will definitely lose."

"It doesn't matter, you just let me win, I want to win."

Jia Furuo was not so easy to talk this time, and he refused to give up his bottom line, and said lightly, "Impossible, hehe, admit that you are stupid."

Zhu Wen was so angry that he didn't talk to him, and even said that he wanted to break up with him. Zhu Chunlin finally realized that his son not only had problems with speech, but also lacked personality.

With a wealthy family background, a handsome appearance, and a natural high IQ, his son is the proud son of heaven, but this also makes him arrogant, and if he maintains the mentality of "everyone is under me", He will encounter many setbacks in the future. There are sky outside the sky and people outside people. People who have not experienced failure will have no idea how vast the world is. Differences, more do not understand the advantages of self, do not need to compare with others.

"Xiao Ruo."

He let out a soft cry, and Jia Furuo just smiled at him, then stretched out a finger and put it on his lips, making a shush gesture. He didn't know what Jia Furuo wanted to do, but it was obvious that Jia Furuo really He has the ability to treat his son.

"Hey, do you really want to win?" Jia Furuo asked Zhu Wenqing.

"Hmph." Zhu Wenqing turned his face to the other side, picked up another box of board games, and fumbled here and there by himself.

There are at least four people playing this box of board games, and he usually only plays with his father. He liked the picture on the cover of the board game at the beginning, and he kept advocating for his father to buy it. After buying it, he realized that he would never use it. Because he doesn't even have three friends.

But he doesn't want to make friends with the idiots in his class who can't even speak English.

Jia Furuo asked Zhu Chunlin if it was convenient for entertaining guests?He said that he could find some people in the same grade as Zhu Wenqing to play with.

Zhu Chunlin wanted to see what he wanted to do, so he nodded.

Jia Furuo took out his mobile phone and kept making calls, laughing while making calls, "Hey, Uncle Yang, take a picture of the kid, and I'll order a drink right away."

"Boss Chen, your little grandson can only watch computers, so you are not bored, or you can come here together."

In less than 10 minutes, Zhu Chunlin saw more than a dozen people crowded into his living room. There was an old man in sweatshirt with a child, a grandma in colorful clothes with her granddaughter, and some in blue and white slippers. The Taike was holding a child and leading another over.

The living room was immediately exploded with laughter. Jia Furuo was the captain and gathered the children together. Zhu Wenqing had always wanted to play that board game, but it was a pity that there were not enough people, but now it was only the children present. There were eight of them. Although some were too young, five of them were about the same age as Zhu Wenqing. They all stared at the interesting-looking board game with green eyes, and some people shouted: "This is a board game!" It's fun."

Zhu Wenqing handed it out, and said a little arrogantly: "Then let's play together."

The six children sat down and played loudly.

Someone shouted: "That's my card, I want to change the luck card."

"No way, if you lack this and this, you can't change it at all, hahaha—idiot, the rules are so clearly written, can't you see it?"

"Damn, does anyone want to exchange supplies?"

"Can I exchange one of these for you two of that?" asked a little boy with eyes hanging from the bridge of his nose.

"Give me one, and I'll exchange you three, do you want it?" Another person who was in short supply cut off immediately.

Zhu Wenqing's luck was very good, and he kept rolling to a good number, so now he has the most resources, his eyes are smiling, and there is a bad luck, who almost cried out of the game, so bored, he handed over a piece of paper. The card he needs most, "Here, trade it with you?"

"How many cards to change?" The other party was a little afraid that he would not be able to change the desired card at all.

Zhu Wenqing took one of the opponent's worst cards, "Just this one."

The other party gave Zhu Wenqing a big smile, revealing the small gap where the teeth were still changing. Zhu Wenqing wanted to say don't laugh so ugly, but the other party gave him an extra card, so he couldn't say it.

In the end, because of a useless card, he didn't win. Another little boy won. That boy laughed wildly, but Zhu Wenqing was not at all unhappy because he lost. Instead, he felt very happy. good.

Especially the little boy who exchanged cards with him, who seemed to be younger than him, kept shaking his hands at him before going home, and said sweetly: "Goodbye, little brother, goodbye, come and play with me next time."

"OK Bye Bye."

The children's friendship was established better than expected. After playing board games for a day, Zhu Wenqing made several friends, some from the same school, some not, but everyone also asked Zhu Wenqing to go to their house to play.

As for the chatting adult circle, Zhu Chunlin received a box of mutton, a package of tribute balls, three pieces of underwear, a box of dumplings, a package of braised meat, and a large box of side dishes. The parents of the children said that they made it, and guaranteed that it was genuine. Real materials, never cut corners.

When Jia Furuo saw the three pieces of underwear, she almost burst into laughter. Aunt Li sells girls' underwear, and she actually gave Zhu Chunlin a big man.

Seeing Jia Furuo laughing to the point of tears, Zhu Chunlin, who was moved by Jia Furuo's intentions and looked at him deeply, was upset for a moment. Naturally said: "Here."

"I'm not a woman, why give me women's trousers?" Second monk Jia Furuozhang was puzzled.

"Only you can wear this size." The reason Zhu Chunlin gave him is very strange.

"Hahaha, how is it possible." Jia Furuo laughed and took out his underwear and gestured towards him, just as he was about to laugh at the other person's stupidity, but found... um, why does it feel like it really fits?He suddenly stopped laughing.

Zhu Chunlin twitched the corner of his mouth slightly, and said teasingly, "It seems to be really well-dressed."

The beautiful man burst into laughter, and Jia Furuo was so fascinated on the spot, he was so dizzy that he wanted to take off his trousers, put on the panties directly, and then thank the beautiful man for giving him the panties.

Dazed, he put away those three underwear, anyway, he went home and put them on for his elder sister.

After dinner, it was time for Jia Furuo to go back, but Zhu Wenqing had something else to do, so he held his hand and laughed. Since this afternoon, he has been in a good mood, because he has made several friends and found that everyone has their own advantages , and learned that winning is not necessarily the most important thing in life.

"Brother Furuo, can we take a bath together?"

Seeing Zhu Chunlin turning his head to look at him, Jia Furuo was about to say something wrong, but Zhu Wenqing pointed to the direction of the bathroom and said, "My bathtub is very big."

It's not about the size of your bathtub, but it's too weird for me to take a bath in your house, and besides, I didn't bring a change of clothes...

At this moment, Dad Jia called, and when he answered, Dad Jia asked a lot of questions directly.

"Does the tiger penis wine work as a medicine? Did he try to oppress a woman today? Do you think there is anything weird about him?"

Jia Furuo hurried to the corner and responded cautiously, fearing that Zhu Chunlin might overhear.

He really wanted K Jia's father to punch someone and give others some tiger penis wine. After causing such trouble, he dared to push the responsibility to his son.

"I didn't see anything unusual about him."

"Oh, that's not right. Dad just did a scientific experiment and wanted to say that a sample is not good. No one has ever drank the 30-year-old wine. I don't know what it will do. So Dad closed the store in the afternoon. After drinking two full cups, my whole body became hot and straightened..."

At this time, Jia's mother's roar came from the background, "Sell it, my lord, what a disgrace for the two of us!"

Jia Furuo really wanted to cover his ears, didn't he want to know how kind his parents are?He definitely doesn't want to know what dad did after he drank it, so please don't let the two old people shine.

"So that must be effective. He drank three glasses. I think you are still clinging to him. You can't leave all night. If he does something in the middle of the night and is caught by the police, he will confess that he drank our tiger penis wine. If our family is on the news, it will be embarrassing to death."

You feel ashamed, why are you still brewing tiger penis wine, and doing scientific experiments, if you don’t drink enough for others, you drink it yourself for experiments, I’ve never seen this kind of heavenly soldier father!

He couldn't help thinking that being born into such a heavenly soldier family, he could still grow up happily, it must be God's grace.

Jia's father once again taught him earnestly, "That's it, you will stay at his house and sleep on his bed in the end. If he behaves strangely in the middle of the night, you must stop him immediately. Oh, goodbye, I will fight with your mother." It's the third baby."

Jia Furuo is about to blow up, wow, what kind of third child is it, it's so old, where can it be born, he wants to swear, okay?

Father Jia hung up the phone after explaining everything as a matter of course. What is his son used for? Of course, he used it to wipe his ass when he had an accident. Then he went to his happy home. spray.

So in the end he took a bath with Zhu Wenqing, changed into Zhu Chunlin's pajamas, and was dragged into the room by Zhu Wenqing, and lay on Zhu Wenqing's bed fragrantly, Zhu Wenqing slept in his arms.

But he always felt weird, why the room seemed a bit wrong, he remembered that Zhu Wenqing didn't sleep in this room last time, and the bed in this room was also very big, not quite like a children's bed, two adults rolled around it doesn't matter...

Not long after, Zhu Chunlin walked up to him after taking a shower, leaned down, hugged Zhu Wenqing, sent him back to Zhu Wenqing's room, then stepped up with long legs, and said to him, "Sleep in."

His shoulder was pushed, and his body shrunk inward naturally, and then he was horrified to see Zhu Chunlin throwing off the quilt and sleeping next to him, he cleared his throat several times before he could ask, "Uh... ...Is this not a guest room?"

"The guest room is not tidy." Zhu Chunlin gave him a knowing blow, causing his HP to become zero.

"So this room?" His heart was about to jump out of his throat, and he didn't know whether he wanted the answer to be what he wanted or not.

"It's my room."

He sleeps on the beautiful man's bed, wearing the beautiful man's pajamas, with his feet a little further forward, he can touch the beautiful man's long legs, if he touches his hands randomly, maybe he can lighten the beautiful man a bit!

Jia Furuo was roaring in his heart, but he had lust but no guts, so he shrank in fear.Damn it, sleeping in the same bed with a heterosexual handsome man is simply torture. If I had known it, I would have ignored my father's tiger penis wine, it was all my father's fault!

When he was thinking wildly in pain and happiness, Zhu Chunlin sighed softly beside him——

"I thought I had always taken good care of Wenqing, but now I know I was wrong."

This is a bit strange, Jia Furuo thought about it for a while, and realized that it might be playing a board game, and Zhu Wenqing refused to admit defeat.

"My little friend, you are very competitive. This is not a bad thing." He hurriedly comforted him.

He thinks that Zhu Wenqing's temper is particularly strong, but there is still room for correction. During the time he spent with Zhu Wenqing, he felt that Zhu Wenqing had made great progress. He changed a lot when he was cute, and he got along well with other children today. , will help people.

"Maybe I gave him too little company time."

"It can't be helped, you are busy with work." Zhu Chunlin's busy state is obvious to all. Foreign companies have always been known for their hard work and extra money.

Zhu Chunlin turned around and faced him face to face, his deep and heavy eyes, handsome and melancholy face made Jia Furuo's hands ready to move, if it wasn't for his feet, he had to control himself, and he had to remember that others were straight men, if he groped If you don't want to be Zhu Wenqing's nanny, if you promise that the handsome guy will sue him for sexual harassment tomorrow, he will have already hugged him to comfort him.

"His personality is too much like his mother. She is excellent, charming, confident, and has a good family background. We fell in love vigorously. She is the goddess of the campus and the No. 1 campus beauty pageant. There is an intersection between the general education courses, and everyone thinks that she and I are a match made in heaven."

From Zhu Wenqing's face, one can see how good his parents' genes are. Jia Furuo was suddenly speechless when he heard his painful voice. They can be said to be the combination of a prince and a princess. Why did they end up in trouble? divorce?

"She shouldn't be easy to chase, ha..." Jia Furuo let out a haha ​​to ease the atmosphere a bit. Zhu Chunlin is obviously in a bad mood now, and as a straight man, Zhu Chunlin probably just treats him as a Trash can, he just obediently be a listener, don't think about other things.

"Well, it's hard to chase. You can only chase it by sending a rose every day."

No way, he has a girlish heart. Just imagining that scene, Jia Furuo's heart softened, and she couldn't help but say, "It's so romantic..."

Zhu Chunlin only gave him an expression, which was called "He is sick", "Giving roses is too much money, I later counted it as cash and gave it to her, and told her what is the best investment, after waiting Ten years from now, the rose money will buy diamonds, and she told me to die."

Jia Furuo secretly rolled his eyes in his heart, unromantic, coupled with realism, even he wanted to tell him to die, how could there be such a puzzled man.

"Giving roses is very romantic. Red roses represent passionate love and enthusiasm; pink roses represent first love and I like your bright smile; blue roses represent kindness; white roses represent our love is pure; yellow roses The language of flowers is the lost love, hey, this is unlucky..."

After finishing speaking, Zhu Chunlin blushed when he saw Zhu Chunlin staring at him with wide eyes, as if he saw something weird.

"You know so much." Zhu Chunlin looked at him with shining eyes, and wanted to poke his lovely dimples again. Just now when Jia Furuo talked about the flower language of roses, his eyes seemed to be shining with stars, and the dimples were deep. Like a vortex, people's eyes are drawn into it.

Jia Furuo scratched his head and explained embarrassingly, "No, I just read the book and then memorized it."

"Well, in short, there was indeed some miscommunication between my ex-wife and I. Later, I would think that maybe she chose me because she thought I was the best choice, because our family background and appearance match very well."

"Do you have a compatible personality?" He thinks that matching appearance is a good thing, but matching personalities is the most important thing.

"It's a bit ambiguous. She is actually a very strong woman. There was a dispute at the beginning because the industry I entered was bound to be very busy. I hope she can choose a more relaxed job and put more energy into taking care of her family."

Jia Furuo immediately shouted, "What? You are too chauvinistic to think so. Why is it that she gave up her career to help you take care of the family, and it was you? Are you willing to give up your career and take care of your family more?"

Zhu Chunlin was silent for a while, "Men are different from women, I will give her a good life."

"That's not true, you took her as a canary!"

"Maybe...she only wants to develop her career, not take care of Wenqing."

Jia Furuo stopped talking, stared wide-eyed, frowned and said, "Wenqing is so cute, like a little angel, she doesn't want to take care of Wenqing?"

"Her work is very busy and she has no resources. We argued for a long time about this matter. Later, as you said, I am willing to reduce the workload, but she believes that she is in front of the most important opportunity in her career. She just wants to move forward. No one can stop her footsteps."

Jia Furuo is speechless, maybe Wenqing's mother is a capable person, and she also hopes that everyone can witness her talent and see her standing in the clouds, so she has no heart and spare energy to take care of her child.

However, when two people form a family, they need to make more concessions, communicate more, and discuss more. Otherwise, people with completely different identities, backgrounds, and habits live together, which will definitely cause friction, accumulated dissatisfaction, repeated noises, and The arrival of a child will indeed become a fuse.

"Actually, before Wen Qing was born, there was already a problem between us. It was because we were unwilling to face the facts that we finally came to this point. Maybe it was because neither of us wanted to maintain our marriage, or maybe it was because we were both too strong. , they all think they are right and cannot tolerate other people’s voices.”

These are the frustrating words of a man who lost his soul. Jia Furuo really wanted to touch Zhu Chunlin's head, just like he comforted Zhu Wenqing... He endured it, and finally touched it. It felt that the hair was hard, but And full of elasticity.

Zhu Chunlin narrowed his eyes comfortably, and said in a low voice, "She even thinks that I don't love women at all."

Don't love women?

Does not love women mean that you love men?Is this a hinted confession?

Jia Furuo paused all his movements, and even the hand on Zhu Chunlin's head was as stiff as a bamboo pole. He laughed, but his laughter was a bit dry, "Your ex-wife seems to have a temper too."

Zhu Chunlin leaned his head against his ear, inhaling deeply the scent of soap on Jia Furuo's body, the scent was clearly the same as his own, but why on Jia Furuo's body, the smell of grass seemed to be softer and more fragrant, More tempting?

Like sweet nectar, it tempts one to lick and lick again before devouring the whole flower.

After this period of time, he originally only wanted to get to know Jia Furuo better, perhaps because she was really good at treating children, and that seemed to be something he should learn, but the more he got along... the more he wanted to have a relationship with him closer relationship.

"I found out when I was taking a shower just now..."

"What, what?" He was too close, Jia Furuo was a little uncomfortable, the blood flowed super fast, and even his breathing became short of breath.

Depend on!Just like bright fireworks blasting thousands of flowers on his head, the problem is that before he has time to see the beauty and splendor of the fireworks, he is burned by the flying sparks first.

Jia Furuo was so startled that she wanted to jump up, she couldn't help looking at Zhu Chunlin's secret place under the quilt, her voice trembled, "No, no way!"

It only happened every other day, Zhu Chunlin's physique is so special, I've never heard of someone getting drunk after a day.

"I do not feel good……"

Under the night light, Zhu Chunlin still looked abstinent, but Jia Furuo saw that his face was reddish, his breathing was short of breath, his eyes were shining green like a hungry wolf in the dark night, and he urgently needed a sacrifice Those who bite and tear.

And the only piece of meat in front of him, that is, the only victim, seems to be himself... Could it be that he wants to be like his father said, when Zhu Chunlin freezes the last piece because of the medicinal effect of the tiger penis wine, he should be the one? up?

Jia Furuo was almost out of breath, because Zhu Chunlin leaned over, the two of them were in the same quilt, and they were very close together, Zhu Chunlin's strong and masculine body odor kept getting into his nostrils, and he Looking straight at Zhu Chunlin's chest, the buttons of the pajamas were slid open, and the skirt was slightly open, he could almost see the cranberries on Zhu Chunlin's chest.

Ah, no, do not see evil!

Jia Furuo wanted to turn his head away, but another shameless voice sounded in his head: Just take a look, anyway, it's not against the law to take a look, you're not going to lick and bite, don't be so rude, okay?

Fuck, I really want to see it, and actually want to lick and bite it even more!

"Actually, when I was in college, a man confessed to me..."

"What... what?"

Why did Zhu Chunlin suddenly talk about his love history, and it was a love history that was confessed by a man?

Jia Furuo raised his eyes to look at each other, the two were close at hand, he saw that pair of burning eyes full of wolf's wildness and fierce longing.

Zhu Chunlin is the person who stands at the top of the pyramid. If he wants anything, when those confident and proud eyes are aimed at you, looking at you wholeheartedly, as if you are the center of his world now, he will find himself surrounded by That look made my whole body numb and crisp, completely irresistible.

Jia Furuo felt this way.

"I didn't feel like I particularly liked men before." Zhu Chunlin touched the dimple on the side of Jia Furuo's mouth, wanting to lick this dimple to see if it was as sweet as it looked. "But I find that for you, I can."

Jia Furuo was stunned by what he said later.