The delusional life of the dried fish man

Nothing happened all night, and it was quiet until dawn. It was said that the blood flowed backwards, but it couldn't resist the exhaustion of the whole day's work and the attack of sleepiness. Jia Furuo fell asleep.

After Zhu Chunlin lay down, he never got up again, even his posture didn't change, no matter how he lay down, he looked exactly like him, and he didn't even turn over. It should be called the No.1 sleeping posture.

Until eight o'clock the next day, which was probably Zhu Chunlin's usual working time, his eyes opened suddenly, wide open, looking at the strange ceiling and the sky-blue quilt.

This is a room with a square layout. The bookcase is very large, and there are many books in it. Some books seem to be professional books on biology, and some are original documents, which means that the owner of the room is somewhat knowledgeable.

Zhu Chunlin looked around slowly, the curtains were bright Tiffany blue, and now because of the sunlight, the color of the curtains became brighter, a bit gorgeous.

The walls are painted in aqua blue, which looks very comfortable. It reminds people of sitting on the beach relaxing and looking at the sea from a distance. The walls are the beautiful blue of the sea in the sun.

A simple work table with a small desk lamp, a closed laptop, a variety of stationery, manga character dolls, and models. It looks like a male room.

There was a person lying next to him, and his body exuded heat. The heat was very weak, but very hot, and it kept scalding one side of his body like a fire.

Zhu Chunlin felt that the heat was a bit annoying, but felt warm in a contradictory way.

Maybe he was too busy to have a haircut, so Jia Furuo's bangs were long enough to cover his eyes, and his black hair made his fair skin look more delicate and white. His mouth was slightly open, his face was round, and his small red mouth was also round. Duh, the small dimple next to the mouth became more and more obvious, making people want to poke it to see if the dimple is real.

"Well……"

Just thinking about it, he poked Jia Furuo's dimple with his hand. Jia Furuo hummed twice and didn't wave it away in disgust, but his brows furrowed, and then slowly relaxed, like a bird looking at its master. The trusting little dog fell asleep and let the owner play with him.

It's strange, he is not a person who likes to be close to people too much. If someone sleeps next to him, he will wake up easily, and his nerves will be very tense. Even when he is with his ex-wife, he will work in the middle of the night to avoid making noise For her reason, the two slept in separate beds. Because of this, his ex-wife often laughed at him for his cleanliness. When the relationship ended badly, it was ironic.

But he never took it seriously, there is no law in the world that couples have to sleep in the same bed.

But sleeping with Jia Furuo, not only did he not wake up, but he didn't feel uncomfortable at all. Could it be because he passed out after drinking the medicine wine?

He poked it again, the heat felt by his fingers and the softness of the skin made him want to look at Jia Furuo's face silently, how could a man's face be so delicate?

And... how could Jia Furuo be so patient with children?

He had to admit that he was late a few times to observe Jia Furuo's patience, but this man didn't show a trace of impatience. His bento box contained some homemade radish cakes, egg cakes, and other snacks. He said he made too much and asked him to take it home to eat, but he didn't have time to eat a bite, so Wenqing took it with cheers. Eat clean at home.

And what kind of little devil Wen Qing is, as his father, he knows best. It may be because he is busy with work for a long time, or it may be because of the divorce of his parents, or it is simply a family inheritance. Wen Qing has a twisted and difficult personality, suspicious and rebellious. , has never been an easy kid to approach—just like I used to be.

But Jia Furuojing trained him to be submissive, which made him amazed and aroused great curiosity.

Wenqing's fever event was an opportunity. He tried to get close to Jia Furuo, and because of Jia Furuo's cooking skills, he decided to ask him to take care of Wenqing, but he didn't expect this to surprise him again for Jia's family.

At first when he asked to be a nanny, he wanted to offer a high salary, and he didn't think that Jia Furuo would refuse this job that was so cost-effective, but one month has passed, and there is no one in Jia's family. Talking to him about the salary, he was full of love for Wenqing, and curious and enthusiastic about him. They are really a simple-minded family.

Zhu Chunlin tilted his head, looked at Jia Furuo's silly sleeping face, and felt that he was a little cute. It reminded him of Jia Furuo's expression of pulling him to talk after he came to his house to fry eggs in the middle of the night last time.

He actually noticed that Jia Furuo looked at his face in a silly way. He had been surrounded by stars for a long time since he was a child, and he had seen that fascinated expression too much, and Ziran could tell that the other party was fascinated by him.

Fascinated by him who is also a man, is this guy gay?

With his appearance and talent, he also met a few boys who were interested in him when he was a student. He didn't feel disgusted, because they were not in his eyes at all, and they had nothing to do with his private life. Related, soon he forgot about these people.

Moreover, others often approach him because of external conditions, but leave him because they find his natural indifference. You can understand it by looking at his failed marriage.

Suddenly, that round face moved, and Jia Furuo opened his eyes in a daze.

As soon as Jia Furuo opened his eyes, he saw a handsome face that made his heart beat faster, leaning five centimeters in front of his face. It was like the scene of the hero and heroine of an idol drama just a second before they were about to kiss.

The picture was so beautiful and so unreal that he couldn't help but be stunned.

"You, you...I...I..."

Zhu Chunlin drank tiger penis wine, and he didn't have an attack all night yesterday, so it must be happening now, right?

His heart beat faster, and then he felt Zhu Chunlin's finger tap his eyes lightly, his tone was deeper, more gentle, and whispered even more softly——

"Your eyes..." The correct line in an idol drama is "Your eyes are so beautiful", but Zhu Chunlin's line is, "Your eyes have gum."

Wow ah ah ah ah!Jia Furuo screamed in her heart, why didn't she wake up 5 minutes earlier than him, wash her face, and make herself beautiful?

He hurriedly wiped his eyes, and jumped up from the bed, but the movement was too violent, he accidentally bumped into the bedside table, and immediately screamed, this scream was comparable to the scream of a pig being killed, Zhu Chunlin couldn't help but chuckle come out.

I have never seen such a stupid person, and I can be dumbfounded when I look at him.

In the past, he thought that this appearance would only cause trouble, attracting people and things that he didn't like at all, which was very annoying, but now he felt that it was such a wonderful feeling that someone was fascinated by him.

The handsome guy smiled, and the background was instantly covered with flowers. Jia Furuo had never seen him smile like this before, but he had only seen him look dignified and polite, but a little indifferent and alienated.

But now Zhu Chunlin is sleeping on his bed, his hair is a bit messy when he wakes up, and there is a little bit of stubble that has grown a little overnight. The Flower of Kaolin is no longer like a mannequin in a window.

Jia Furuo is a face controler, and was in a state of emptiness a few days ago, and now he is almost blissfully blissful with nosebleeds. A handsome man is good-looking, and he is happy for a second, and he can reminisce for a whole day. He almost felt like he was in heaven.

"I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face."

Pressing his nose to prevent any real blood from flowing down, Jia Furuo hurried into the toilet. After washing his face, brushing his teeth, and tidying himself up, he took a new toothbrush and handed it to the casting director. Chun Lin.

After Zhu Chunlin finished washing up, Jia Furuo scratched his head and asked softly, "You... How are you?"

"How about what?" Zhu Chunlin asked a little puzzled.

Jia Furuo didn't know if the tiger penis wine was very effective. Seeing that Zhu Chunlin slept all night yesterday, nothing happened. Considering that tigers are now protected animals, the so-called tiger penis should be a lie Dad probably paid a high price to buy a radish that looks like a tiger penis to make medicinal wine, so it should be fine.

"Uh, it's okay, it's okay." Jia Furuo smiled again, the dimples looming, "My dad took the wrong medicinal wine yesterday and gave you tiger penis wine, but now there is no real tiger penis, it should be It’s fake, hahaha—”

He laughed a little out of breath, because such a stupid thing as giving tiger penis wine to guests should happen in no other house except his house.

"Tiger whip wine? Is it the kind of wine that strengthens yang?"

Aphrodisiac... Meow, he has to hold back, he can't look at Zhu Chunlin's lower body!Jia Furuo told himself that he couldn't be so wretched, he had to keep his image when facing straight men, and he definitely couldn't be a nymphomaniac.

"That's right, if it's true, there will be some curative effect, but these are all folk sayings, don't take it seriously."

"Ah."

The two didn't talk much about this topic, because it was Saturday, Zhu Chunlin didn't have to go to work, Zhu Wenqing also woke up, happily stuck to him, and said they wanted to have breakfast together.

Because the Jia family still needs to do business, they planned to let Zhu Chunlin bring Zhu Wenqing back, and Jia Furuo also went to the store to help, but Jia's father said guiltily: "You don't need to help, just follow Ah Lin and Wenqing .”

Can he not take care of the stall on the busiest Saturday and Sunday?This... Could it be that Dad found out with his conscience, knowing that he has never had a holiday after taking care of the stall, so he specially let him have a holiday?Although this conscience came a bit late, but talk is better than nothing!

When Jia Furuo was complaining heartlessly about his father, he saw his father beckoning secretly, which surprised him. Could it be that his heartfelt expression was reflected on his face and his father noticed it? Dad spanked his buttocks with his iron sand palm But the world is unique, he is already such a big man, he doesn't want to be beaten up like a kid again.

He hurriedly corrected his expression and walked over.

Jia's father winked and whispered to him, "It will take a long time. I have been in the bath for 30 years. I was preparing for the third child. But you also know that your father is a dragon and a tiger. At 40, I still look like a living dragon, so I confess Said, I haven’t drunk it myself, you follow him today, and stop him in case something happens to him, after all, it’s a 30-year-old tonic.”

His tone was earnest, his expression was worried, and he was full of embarrassment, but what he said made others spit.

Wow, you didn't cheat your son like that, what do you mean by accident?Jia Furuo glanced at his father with accusing eyes.

Jia's father asked Ai Ai Qiqi: "What if he is controlled by the effect of the medicine and freezes the last bar when he sees a woman, you follow him today, and you are on the front line if you have something to do."

What to block?Jia Furuo gritted his teeth and said, "What if I can't stop him? He is taller and stronger than me."

Jia's father said with a look of disgust: "You are a man, men will not suffer."

What if I suffer?Jia Furuo really wanted to yell back, although he is not a girl, but he also has a girlish heart, okay?Wasn't anyone worried that he would lose his virginity and be pinned against a wall or the ground?

"Just like you? You don't know who is at a disadvantage."

Seeing the meaning of Jia Furuo's expression, Jia's father looked disdainful, and obviously believed that if Zhu Chunlin was really messing with his son, it must be his son who took advantage of it. Zhu Chunlin is not a street stall, but 101 It's a limited edition for department stores.

This family with weak ties, this kind of father who doesn't treat his son as a son, and thinks that outsiders are more important than his son, is so disgusting!

Jia Furuo snorted bitterly, but obediently followed Zhu Chunlin and his family to have breakfast.

In fact, he complained in his heart, and he didn't want to observe whether the tiger penis wine was effective or not, but he was still very happy.

After all, he hasn't had a vacation for a long time, almost all year round, and now he finds an opportunity to be lazy, and he can also have a leisurely breakfast with handsome guys, big and small, how wonderful it is.

They had breakfast leisurely, and took Zhu Wenqing to a nearby park to play. Zhu Wenqing took Jia Furuo's hand, ate ice cream, and told him about his classmates at school. Zhu Chunlin kept silent. In other words, he was not the kind of man who talked a lot.

Two men, one child, just walking in the park like this... No, it's more like a man and two children, because Jia Furuo also ate ice cream, and when the ice cream melted, he ate it all over his mouth and hands.

The ice cream stand is buying one and getting one free. Jia Furuo has been doing business with thrifty mothers-in-laws for a long time, and he is also thrifty. When he sees buying one and getting one free, the taste is acceptable to both himself and Zhu Wenqing, so he buys it immediately Yes, one per person.

Of course, he also politely asked Zhu Chunlin if he wanted one, but Zhu Chunlin shook his head. Fortunately, Zhu Chunlin shook his head. It was hard for him to imagine that he was as handsome as a super model who had no limits, and walked on the street with a 100% turnaround rate. Zhu Chunlin acted like he was licking a piece of ice cream, kicking his hands sticky.

"Brother Fu Ruo is so stupid, he ate the whole thing." The young Zhu Wenqing ate the ice cream, and it turned out to be clean. And laughed at Jia Furuo.

Jia Furuo snorted twice, "Let me tell you, I ate it like this on purpose, you can still lick my hand to relish it."

"Oh, it's so dirty, and it's not a dog, how can you lick your hands?"

"Hahaha, and this hand can also be used to wipe people, come here, let me wipe your face—" Jia Furuo deliberately raised his sticky hand to touch Zhu Wenqing.

"No, you're dirty!"

Zhu Wenqing screamed and got out of Jia Furuo's attack range, but he deliberately opened his arms wide and chased after him. After chasing Zhu Wenqing screamed again and again, and kept circling around, making Jia Furuo laugh happily.

It didn't take long for Zhu Wenqing to realize that he had been teased. He ran back angrily, and Jia Furuo opened his hands again, scaring him out of the warning range. He looked at Jia Furuo with big eyes, and Jia Furuo turned to the left. He avoided the right, and if Jia Fu went to the right, he quickly ran to the left. The two played like this for more than ten minutes, until Zhu Wenqing was out of breath, and ran to his father to complain.

"Dad, look at Brother Fu Ruo, he's so dirty."

Jia Furuo had already gone to the public toilet in the park to wash his hands. It was okay to play with children, but it felt a little bad to be told by a handsome guy that he was dirty, so he stopped playing and washed his hands directly.

After washing his hands, he returned to Zhu's house. Zhu Wenqing had just eaten and was full of energy, so he took out a board game from his cabinet and pestered Jia Furuo to play.

This board game is a memory game. Cards with different patterns are arranged in a circle on the outside. Hold the pattern.

The cards on the outside are different for each frame, some are worms on the bread, some are a light feather, and there are animals like hedgehogs. The colors are bright and the shapes are funny, which is very popular.

Every game player will have a wooden chicken with several holes in the tail, which can be plugged with tail feathers, that is, butt hair. Each chicken has a five-step difference. Go forward, if you pass the other chicken, you can pluck the butt hair of the other chicken.

The rules are simple and the patterns are cute, but it is also a bit difficult. After all, there are so many patterns, it is not easy to turn them right, but this is also a pretty good game for training children's memory.

After seeing so many patterns, Jia Furuo seemed to have a headache, waved his hands and said, "No, I'm dizzy from seeing this, your dad will play with you."

Zhu Wenqing pursed his lips so much that he could hang three catties of pork on it, and said in a low voice, "Dad is very good, it's easy to win in this game."

The corner of Zhu Chunlin's mouth twitched slightly, "It's just a kid's thing, it's not difficult."

Oops, that kind of complacency didn't even make Zhu Wenqing very happy. He was probably defeated by his father too many times, so Zhu Wenqing didn't want to be the last one at all. Jia Furuo, who doesn't want to play, comes to play.

"I've never played this before, I really don't know how to do it." Jia Furuo still showed a lack of interest, as if he felt that if he just came to someone else's house and lost in a mess, wouldn't it be too embarrassing?

Zhu Wenqing kept persuading, "Come on, it won't be difficult, you play, I won't laugh at you if you lose."

Zhu Chunlin lined up the patterns and smiled with confidence in his hands. If the memory of this game is not good, it will indeed be a disadvantage, and he has been a famous genius since he was a child.

"Otherwise, we will reveal the cards for you to remember, and you will come in to play in the second round." Zhu Chunlin released the water first.

In this way of playing, those who are in the front will suffer more because there are no cards to remember, but those who are in the back will have an advantage because the cards in the front are opened and it is easy to remember the cards.

"That's right, we let you, you can turn over two cards at a time, and you have another chance if you make a mistake." Zhu Wenqing immediately gave in.

They all said that this is the case, and it seems that it is not right to not play.Jia Furuo then sat down slowly, took an ugly wooden chicken, put chicken tail feathers on it, and placed it behind Zhu Chunlin's and Zhu Wenqing's chickens, because there were five steps between the two chickens. He was about ten steps away from Zhu Chunlin who took the lead.