The delusional life of the dried fish man

I can do it for you?I can?

The handsome guy said yes?

Zhu Chunlin's words buzzed in Jia Furuo's mind, and he didn't know whether it was more frightening or more pleasant surprise.

"I don't like nonsense, and I don't like to do superfluous things. It may have something to do with my work. I think the conditions for both of us are very suitable now. We are both single. You like my children, and I like them too. With you taking care of him, why don't we just get together as a couple, and when we have disagreements in the future, we can get together and separate at any time."

Is the dude wooing him?

No, no, this is not a courtship, what he said before was like a marriage proposal, and what he said later was like a line about dating a gun.

Jia Furuo's sanity was finally awakened, this is the rhythm for the two of them to become sex friends, otherwise there would be no talk of getting together and breaking up, negotiating good conditions, if they agree, they will come, if they don't agree, they will leave.

Jia Furuo and Xinli were a little melancholy, but felt that she had been empty and lonely for so long, and the other party was the beautiful man she coveted, and he asked for it on her own initiative.

Presumably Zhu Chunlin is like what he said, don't waste time, don't talk nonsense, don't wait for Jia Furuo to answer, and go straight to the topic——

Zhu Chunlin held his wrist with his left hand, pulled his hand, and stuck it in his direction. He was caught off guard, and put a hot and hot object on his hand. It was even hotter than magma, and harder than steel. And it was so big that he could barely hold it with one hand.

As soon as he put it on, Zhu Chunlin let out a heavy moan. His whole body was numb by the low moan, and before he knew it, Zhu Chunlin pulled his hand deep into his underwear, allowing him to rub it. Look at this scorching heat.

That is the most vulnerable and most important position of a man. If you are not the most trusted person, you will definitely not be able to hand it over.

By doing this, Zhu Chunlin seemed to give him all the trust slowly.

Lust is spreading silently, the air is full of ambiguity, Jia Furuo is sweating because the thing in his palm is too hot, but Zhu Chunlin leans over, covers his with his lips, tip of tongue He opened his teeth which he was not very self-sufficient, licked his teeth, and rubbed his tongue, licking until Jia Furuo's feet became soft on the spot, and the numbness rushed straight up from his waist. Zhu Chunlin was even more excited, sucked his tongue, and kept pestering him.

How could Jia Furuo endure such a passionate kiss after more than half a year's life as a dried fish man, and almost passed out.

After the passionate kiss, Jia Furuo's eyes were filled with tears, and the corners of his eyes turned red. This guy was so good at kissing that he could feel his body coming up from the kiss. He took a breath and asked reluctantly, "How do you know that I Can?"

You can do it, but it doesn't mean I can do it. Why did this person push me down immediately after declaring it on his own?

Zhu Chunlin licked his lips, looking at his swollen red lips, his eyes were getting darker and burning, with an expression of not eating enough, this expression of hunger and thirst made Jia Furuo want to beat his heart, he How can you think that Zhu Chunlin is a bit abstinent, this demeanor is simply a lustful pervert!

He really went astray, and sure enough, those who scold high-investment people as scum are right. Now he finally believes that they all rely on the weakness of human nature to achieve their goals.

"Because when you look at me, you always have an expression of wanting to give yourself up."

Damn, can you talk, I'm not that lewd!

Only now did Jia Furuo know that Zhu Chunlin was an egomaniac, so he wasn't so lustful?At most, he was a bit of a nymphomaniac, who called Zhu Chunlin's good looks, he was a member of the Appearance Association, so he was so fascinated.

Although he could see Jia Furuo's dissatisfaction, Zhu Chunlin didn't want to argue with him. A man who was married and had a lot of love affairs before would not be confused about his priorities.

Zhu Chunlin kissed again, their bodies were pressed together tightly, his hot spot rubbed against Jia Furuo's legs, especially when he held that part with his hands, Jia Furuo hummed softly , that nasal voice seemed to be seductive, and all the anger in his bones was hooked out.

He took off Jia Furuo's pajama pants and underwear, and took off his own clothes. He held Jia Furuo's hand and wrapped it around their lower bodies. The scorching breath hit Jia Furuo's ears, making Jia Furuo feel as if an electric current was flowing from his ears.

This guy is too--too proficient, he said that he has never been superior to men, why, why is he not stage fright at all, shouldn't he be led by himself, a homosexual, to appreciate the excitement of same-sex sex, and make Zhu Chunlin's eyes dizzy Tears filled her lips, her sexy lips were only focused on moaning, why are her positions all reversed now?

"You—why are you so familiar? It's not that you haven't talked to men..."

He was panting and couldn't help asking, but suddenly gasped, because Zhu Chunlin's nails scratched his sensitive bell mouth, making him almost ejaculate.

"I've never liked a man, but I have a lot of love..."

Jia Furuo gasped and scolded in his heart, damn it, it means that Zhu Chunlin has been with men before, he is really blind, this guy must have been the kind of man and woman in the past Playboy!

"I like the way you teach my son and how careful you are when you play games."

Zhu Chunlin's strength intensified and accelerated, Jia Furuo could no longer hear what he said, his ears were filled with the sound of his own heartbeat, he couldn't help hugging his arm, clenched his teeth, and gasped for breath.

The feeling of being caressed by the hot hands was too ecstasy, but Zhu Chunlin still lowered his head, the tip of his tongue was circling around his nipples through a layer of pajamas, and then he opened his mouth to bite, his whole body was irritated into convulsions, and a white light flashed in his head, The body trembled, and then the hands holding Desire were all wet.

Zhu Chunlin's chuckle immediately rang in his ears, "Xiao Ruo's body is so sensitive that she can feel comfortable even through clothes."

This kind of joke can only be said by Hua Cong veterans!

Damn it, he already knew that Yan control is a disease that will kill him if he doesn't cure it. He only saw Zhu Chunlin's face, but didn't see that he is a master flirt at all. I want to fall in love , don't want friends with benefits!

"Wait a minute, I'm frowning. I'll go home and face the wall and think about it. I promise I won't show you an idiot face in the future." After the shot, his head finally returned to normal, and he immediately begged for mercy.

"But I enjoy your nympho face to me."

Ever since he discovered Jia Furuo's obsession with him, he has never disliked him. After a long time, he even felt that his nympho face satisfied his masculine dignity, and...he felt that they would get along very well.

Zhu Chunlin felt that the vent just now was very refreshing, he never thought that just Jia Furuo's hand would make him feel so happy.

Hearing what Zhu Chunlin said, Jia Furuo wanted to run away even more. He crawled on Zhu Chunlin's bed with his bare buttocks, but when Zhu Chunlin caught him back, he was about to cry, "I thought you were serious and serious. , abstinence, he is a tall, rich, handsome and good man."

Zhu Chunlin touched his face, smiled slightly and said, "That's a professional image."

It means that he himself is not this kind of person at all, he is only required by his profession, so he puts on another face.

Jia Furuo already felt that he had been stabbed, but Zhu Chunlin did not expect to make up for it again——

"You don't think the Tiger Whip Wine is only effective once, do you?"

Dad, I hate you so much, why did you brew tiger penis wine, your son will lose his innocence in someone else's bed today!

Zhu Chunlin lowered his head, Jia Furuo froze all over in fright, then Zhu Chunlin kissed him on the mouth, and whispered, "Your dimples are so sweet."

Sweet or sweet, it doesn't matter if I give you a kiss, you don't want to kiss and lick, if you don't lick enough, then bite, if you don't bite enough, you still have to rub his lower body!

Jia Furuo wanted to cry, but couldn't resist being manipulated by someone.

That night, on the bed of a pervert who drank tiger penis wine, he deeply understood the famous saying of his ancestors——

Painted painting difficult to draw tiger bone, Clothes make the man!

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These days, Jia Furuo's life is in dire straits, and he is deeply tormented by trauma.

The problem is that the person who caused his trauma still came to pick up the children every day, and he had a normal face of a good citizen, a good father, and a good supervisor, which made his trauma worse.

His elder sister looked at the back of Zhu Chunlin who picked up the child and the cool luxury car, her eyes were full of pink hearts, and her sigh was full of sympathy and pity, "How can there be such a perfect man in this world, his ex-wife is really blind I don't want him."

Perfect fart, his innocence and nobility are all pretending, if you see him on the bed like a greedy and hungry wolf, you are guaranteed to be disillusioned.Jia Furuo complained fiercely in his heart, but he didn't dare to say a word, after all, he hadn't come out to his family yet.

However, as soon as he returned to the house, he saw his mother holding Zhu Chunlin's red envelope, smiling from ear to ear.

Zhu Chunlin mentioned before that he would be paid as a nanny. His mother said that taking care of children is a trivial matter and that he does not need to take money, but Zhu Chunlin changed it to a red envelope, which was called to wish his mother's birthday. Happy... His mother's birthday is at the end of the year, and it's only June, which is too far away.

But good looks are bad. When Zhu Chunlin smiles all over his face, he is unreasonably handsome. As long as she is a woman, no matter how old she is, she really can't refuse her. His mother just looks intoxicated and fascinated. He accepted the red envelope like a soul.

Zhu Chunlin also bought a piece of jewelry for his mother, saying that it happened to be suitable when he was on a business trip abroad, so he bought it for her. It was not expensive, but it was a thought.

But he was about to have a heart attack when he saw that thing, what a ghost, his parents don't understand the market, his old sister is old-fashioned, but he is not, his mother sells vegetables every day, and wears this kind of spring jade bracelet Like what words.

As the saying goes, gold has a price and jade is priceless. Jade is the most favorite gem of the Chinese people. Jade is known as the king of gems, which shows its value. Now most of them have heated up the price. According to the grade of this jade bracelet, the value should be Not less than NT$10, and it took only a few months to help others with their children, and it was nothing more than giving a red envelope, and even gave such an expensive jade... How can it be a ghost!

Unexpectedly, Jia Ma liked it very much, because the old man always heard people say that jade can ward off evil spirits, and it is best to wear it when there is nothing to do, so under the persuasion of Zhu Chunlin's repeated smiles, she wore it on the spot, and Zhu Chunlin even praised the jade accessory. Her complexion is good-looking, she is happy to smile.

And his dad got a watch. Dad saw the watch was very ordinary, and thought it was a roadside item, so he took it away. Jia Furuo wanted to yell, it was IWC, it was too expensive, although It is not a limited edition watch in the series, and its appearance is ordinary, but the value is there.

When Zhu Chunlin took Zhu Wenqing away just now, he slipped his hand on Jia Furuo's arm, causing his goosebumps to come out. They didn't make it to the end that day, but the scene of the two touching each other is just a thought When he got up, he was completely embarrassed.

The effect of Tiger Whip Wine, he really can't question it anymore, otherwise why would he lie on the bed and pant without strength, the behemoth under his hand is still alive and full of energy, he has helped Zhu Chunlin to help him sore , but he still did not truce.

If I was poked by that weapon that doesn't know how to be tired, I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of bed for a day...

Because I deeply believe that I must not be a sex buddy who only seeks physical pleasure and not spiritual harmony, so Jia Furuo began to shy away from Zhu Chunlin, and firmly turned to the hungry wolf who has the most perfect face in the world and has the status of being rich and handsome. Say no, pretend not to understand his various explicit hints.

But Zhu Chunlin didn't care about his mood, he pushed forward step by step, not only bribed his family with gifts and money, but also started to eat at his house.

I remember a few days ago, Zhu Chunlin said pitifully that he was dizzy at noon, probably because he often ate outside food and was not nutritious enough. When his parents heard this, they immediately slapped their thighs and said, "Yes, the food outside is greasy and greasy. Some things come from unknown sources. Look at the oil recycling incident a while ago. It’s horrible to look at and disgusting to hear. If you eat too much, you will lose your health. Our family doesn’t want those chopsticks and that bowl of rice!”

After finishing speaking, Zhu Chunlin was left for dinner, and after that he was asked to save a portion for Zhu Chunlin. He often said that he wanted to stew something for Zhu Chunlin to eat, and he was the one who made the stew—how could he be so fateful? It's hard, because he is good at cooking, he can't have to serve a hungry wolf who is full of black water and super pretending.

His parents didn't know that every time his mother asked him to help Zhu Chunlin make tea in the kitchen, Zhu Chunlin would skillfully say that he would go into the kitchen to help him carry the pot and serve the dishes.

But in fact, there are no pots and plates. Once in, Zhu Chunlin will act like a playboy when Zhu Wenqing grabs the attention of his parents, and treat him carelessly, just like tonight——

Lifting his chin, he swallowed his lips like a devouring one. If he wanted to protest, the bastard would chuckle and say, "You haven't come out yet, your parents probably don't know."

Fuck, this is a naked threat!

However, Zhu Chunlin was right, if he made a sound and caused his parents to come into the kitchen to watch, he wouldn't have to live.

Sure enough, investors are all scum, they all know how to threaten people most effectively, and they also know the weakness of human nature. These smart people are all bad guys who take advantage of human greed and weakness—just like the bad guy who threatened him in front of him.

His mouth was taken advantage of, and Zhu Chunlin didn't just kiss him lightly, but his tongue swept across his lips and teeth arrogantly, forcing him to breathe. Lin deliberately and slowly licked it off, making it clear that he was teasing.

Damn, how thirsty and hungry are you?Stop licking!He looked at it and wanted to dig a hole to hide, you know.

"During the holiday, find an excuse to stay at my house?"

Jia Furuo snorted, do you think I'm an idiot, after seeing your true colors, would you foolishly take the bait?

He said coldly: "I have an appointment with Uncle Yang."

Zhu Chunlin's eyes narrowed. Last week was a market management meeting, last week he was going to farm and take care of the seedlings in his own field, and this week turned into an appointment with Uncle Yang... Was he just looking for an excuse to reject him?

"Which one is Uncle Yang?" He asked in a deep voice.

Jia Furuo wiped off the wet marks on his mouth, smiled, and made a threatening gesture of slashing with a knife with one hand, "It's that muscular Uncle who bought beef and mutton, and the one who returned the mutton slices to you when I went to your house last time." one."

"Humph!"

Are you afraid of me?Jia Furuo pushed him away with one hand, and went to the front living room first, and found that Zhu Chunlin immediately had a warm smile like a spring breeze on his face, and the person who was snorting and making a bad face just now seemed to have never existed.

The man who changed his face so quickly, everyone commented, is this kind of person a good person?Is it a good man who can be delivered for life?

Even death can't have an intersection with this kind of person!

But Jia Furuo didn't lie, he really had an appointment with Uncle Yang this Saturday.

A few days ago, Uncle Yang ran to Jia Furuo's booth with a worried expression on his face, took a cigarette and sat beside him, sighed, hesitant to speak, obviously he was an old man with a rough face, but he put on a hesitant and youthful expression. Sample.

Jia Furuo remained silent and continued to arrange his vegetables. Uncle Yang sighed even louder, and even ran up to him to sigh and show him. He would agree immediately. Uncle Yang wanted to bother him with something, but he couldn't say it. , I hope he presses him.

To be honest, although Uncle Yang is a reckless man, his righteousness is mostly dog ​​slaughter. When he was young, Uncle Yang was a very loyal person. He often helped everyone in the market, and he was obliged to meet the needs of the neighbors. shot.

Uncle Yang needed help today, and he had no reason to refuse.

Jia Furuo then asked, "What is it? Uncle Yang?"

Uncle Yang burst into laughter immediately, but his eyes were a little worried, and he knew it was not an easy thing to do.

"Xiao Ruo, it's just a little thing. You also know that Uncle Yang eats all good ingredients like pig food, unlike you who can cook and taste. Uncle Yang needs your help with a little thing."

Uncle Yang said that he had a friend who opened a breakfast restaurant, but the competition for breakfast restaurants was very fierce. Uncle Yang wanted to ask Jia Furuo to accompany him to eat. This friend opened a breakfast restaurant for the first time, not So familiar with this industry, just opened the store with a passion, if there is anything that needs to be improved, you can ask Jia Furuo to make suggestions.

Jia Furuo thought it was a trivial matter, and asked casually, "Where did you meet that friend?"

Uncle Yang smiled in embarrassment, and he hesitated to tell the story, but he liked to deny it, but the more he listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. That person was no friend, and it sounded like a trick to deceive an otaku or an infatuated man.

Uncle Yang lived alone for many years. He once said that he was ugly, especially when he was young, he was as strong as a bear. His dead wife was still willing to marry him, and he was very grateful.

But my wife left, and my children started to develop their careers in the city. I came back once a month at first, but later they said they were busy and never came back except for big festivals.

But Uncle Yang is also to blame for this matter.

Uncle Yang was very awkward with his family. When his son first started working, he said he would come back every week, but he scolded him bloody, saying that his wife married him so he couldn’t live a hard life with him. If a man is a good man Just work hard on your career, don't feel wronged by other girls, his father has a career and some money on hand, he doesn't need to come back every week, just come back once a month.

But later, his son's career grew, and he couldn't even come back once a month. Although Uncle Yang said it very coolly, Jia Furuo knew that he often wandered in front of his vegetable stall, so he should be full of envy. My son and daughter live with their parents and take care of them.

Then, because Uncle Yang was lonely, he would sometimes go to some unserious places. Jia Furuo didn't know if there was any real deal, but he knew that Uncle Yang mostly went there to drink some wine and sing karaoke. When a little girl sings with him, he will get high.

Uncle Yang is not entirely hateful and lustful, he just hopes to have a bit of excitement in his empty life, and doesn't really want to go back to face the deserted home with only one person.

And recently, Uncle Yang met a little girl, and told him pitifully that she had no choice but to come to this industry because her father owed debts and ran away, and she and her mother had a hard time.

Jia Furuo's reasoning sounded fake, but Uncle Yang really believed it. He said that the other party told him that she really wanted to be a decent person. Her dream since she was a child was to open a breakfast shop. Being debt-collected, she is often hungry. If she wakes up in the morning and is late for a warm and delicious breakfast, it must be the happiest day in her life.

Uncle Yang seemed to be able to see her humbleness and longing in the eyes of this girl who was as weak as a little flower, and it also reminded Uncle Yang of his hard life when he was a child. The hooligans leave some money for children to eat.

Uncle Yang immediately decided to help this little girl, but how much does it cost to open a breakfast shop?

Uncle Yang is not very literate. He has been in the business of slaughtering cattle and sheep all his life. He really doesn't know how much it costs to open a breakfast shop. He only asks the other party how much do you need?

The other party looked at him tremblingly, with tears and joy in his eyes, and said that only [-] yuan was enough, and just like that, Yang Bo remitted [-] yuan to her, and the girl did not come to work after that.

Uncle Yang thought that she must be busy to open a breakfast shop. He had visited an empty shop with the girl before, and knowing where it was, he went to have breakfast with Jia Furuo on Saturday.

After hearing this, Jia Furuo always had an ominous premonition, but he still agreed to go with Uncle Yang.

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Time soon came to Saturday. When Jia Furuo and Uncle Yang arrived at the location, they found that it was not a breakfast shop at all, but a glasses store that had just been renovated. I know that this store was originally a glasses shop, but the boss thought the decoration was old, so he redecorated it.

And this store, since more than ten years ago, has been a well-known eyewear store in the neighborhood. As for renting out a breakfast shop...

The neighbor said with a smile: "This store was originally the ancestral property of the owner of an optical shop. Their business is very good. If they don't know how to rent it, they will rent it, and they will not rent it to a greasy breakfast shop."

Uncle Yang was dumbfounded, while Jia Furuo rubbed his temples. As expected, this was a trick often reported in the news to cheat men out of money, and those who were cheated might not even touch their hands. Been cheated of so much money.

"Uncle Yang, let's go." Jia Furuo said with a bit of distress.

Uncle Yang raised his head to look at him with a determined face, "Xiao Ruo, I know where she lives, sometimes she goes to work too late, it's almost twelve o'clock, I'm afraid something will happen to her, a weak little girl, so I still You secretly followed her to protect her, and you know that there are many lunatics in society now."

God, is Uncle Young still a stalker?

Jia Furuo reluctantly shifted positions with Uncle Yang, and when they arrived in front of the girl's house, Uncle Yang knocked on the other's door, and a middle-aged man came out with a bad face, and asked very rudely, "Who are you looking for?"

"Is Xiaoling here?"

"My daughter is not here."

Didn't it mean that father hid from debts?How come out a father.

After hearing this, Jia Furuo was sure that Uncle Yang was really being cheated, but Uncle Yang didn't believe it. In his mind, that weak and crying little girl was a strong and obedient girl with a dream in her heart. Asked: "Didn't Xiaoling say that she wanted to open a breakfast shop?"

As soon as he mentioned the word breakfast shop, the middle-aged man immediately changed his face, looked at Uncle Yang, and shouted: "You old pervert who wants to eat tender goods, don't even try to pester my children, get out! Breakfast shop, we didn’t talk about opening a breakfast shop, if you come to pester my daughter again, I will call the police!”

Uncle Yang seemed to be stunned by the words "old pervert". He stood there dumbfounded until he heard a familiar voice calling from behind the door, "Dad, who is it?"

A young girl appeared behind the middle-aged man. Her face looked tender. Although she was not particularly beautiful, it made people feel that she was very weak. When she saw Uncle Yang, she froze first, and then said calmly: "What are you doing here?"

Uncle Yang took a step forward and said calmly, "Didn't you say that opening a breakfast restaurant is your lifelong dream?"

"Do you have a hole in your head, Uncle? You can believe such a lie. You are an idiot. I have nothing to do with you. Don't come to me in the future, or I will tell the police that you are following me and want to hurt me." !" The young woman yelled unceremoniously, as if she was not at fault at all.

Uncle Yang immediately lowered his head, and Jia Furuo seemed to be able to see a tear in Uncle Yang's eyes, which made him furious.

These people cheated other people's money, and they even yelled at the victim as if they were very reasonable, and even said they wanted to call the police. This kind of evil behavior is simply a spectacle in the world, and he was really angry!

"Uncle Yang lent you [-] yuan to open a breakfast restaurant. Since you didn't open it, return the money."

The middle-aged man pushed them away, slammed the door hard, and said in a choked voice: "Do you want money? I'm dying, and there is no evidence that the old man gave us the money to open a breakfast shop. Maybe he is shameless." Does he have the guts to make a fuss and take back the money that was paid to my daughter? Shameless old man."

Jia Furuo was trembling with anger in front of the gold coin door, and later found that Uncle Yang didn't say a word, just stood behind him and stared at the door blankly, turned around and left after a few seconds.

He caught up with Uncle Yang and was about to comfort him when he saw Uncle Yang rubbed his eyes and changed into a heroic look in the market again, and said coolly: "It's okay, let's go."

"Uncle Yang!"

"Xiao Ruo, you believe me, I just like to be lively, and I like her to sing with me. I haven't even touched that girl."

"I know, but Uncle Yang, the 10 yuan..."

"No, just take it as a lesson. I sympathized with her because she looked a bit like my wife when I was young. When I was young, I had a bad temper and would yell at my wife. She often wanted to cry. That girl is kind of like..."

On the way home, Uncle Yang told many things about him and his wife when they were young. The wicked poured dung on the spot, as long as one person can't bear it, right?

But Uncle Yang endured like this...

Uncle Yang doesn't care about the 50 yuan he saved up with hard work of ten yuan, fifty yuan, or one hundred yuan. He Jia Furuo can't let it go. Who in the market doesn't get up early in the morning and stay busy until the afternoon. Opening a small shop is not just about facing It's the work when the customer is there, and the long and boring working hours start from the time when the manufacturer is absent and the materials are prepared.

When business is good, everyone is too busy to stand upright, but if the business is not good, the fire will also worry about what to do with the incoming goods. The working hours are beyond the imagination of ordinary office workers, and the psychological burden of self-responsibility for profits and losses is greater than ordinary people. , How can the hard-earned money earned in this way be given to those bad guys?

Seeing that the other party dared to be so arrogant after taking Uncle Yang's money, she was not surprised or frightened at all, which meant that it was definitely not the first time for this girl to cheat, she must have a lot of experience, and she already knew how to deal with these cheaters who came to ask for money .Presumably there are many good people like Uncle Yang who haven't figured out the matter yet, and gave money out of sympathy, so she can understand the taste and treat others as idiots.

Looking at Uncle Yang pretending to be fine, but when he turned his head, the pain and sorrow drooping from the corner of his mouth, Jia Furuo felt that he really couldn't bear it anymore, so what about the old uncle, who will not grow old, cheated the old man Uncle's money still has the face to say that people harass you, what a shameless bitch.

Since she is already shameless, why save face for her!

He must let her be punished as she deserves!