Fight wits with cat owners

Without waiting for Osamu Dazai until evening, Xiaoqian finished his meal but started to prepare for other things.

Wash the cat.

The family has money, so certain things can be arranged immediately. Before receiving Xiaobai, Xiaoqian had already taken the time to get the third shot of the mackerel vaccine. He has already started to arrange other things in the past few days. matter.

Do you really think this meal of crabs is just an apology?No, it was actually the last meal before the bars.

She has already agreed with Jie Ge on Q that tomorrow is the time when the mackerel will be cut off. Although there were some accidents today, for example, the claws were swollen from being pinched by crabs, but if the skin is not broken, it will not affect the bathing!

And because mackerel has always been a thief, thinking about Chuya who was forced to promise not to be sterilized before, Xiaoqian didn't dare to reveal the news at all.

Anyway, he should accept his fate if he was hit with local anesthetics :)

Taking out the camera and placing it in various angles in the bathroom, Xiaoqian found an old pot in the utility room on the second floor, and carried it downstairs.

Amidst the inexplicable doubts of a group of cats, Xiaoqian filled a half pot of warm water, and then came to the living room with a smile on her face.

Just when all the cats thought her target was Fairy Bai, she hugged Osamu Dazai who was slumped on the sofa.

"Speaking of which, the mackerel has not taken a bath for so long, so it's time to take a bath today."

Originally, it was because of the injection that I couldn’t wash it. Now that the third injection has been given, it’s time to take a bath.

Osamu Dazai:? ? ?

No, I am still wounded!Why are you about to take a bath all of a sudden?

Osamu Dazai carried Xiaoqian to the bathroom with a dazed expression on his back, the living room suddenly seemed to explode, not only Nakahara Chu also quickly ran to watch, even Accelerator gloated and ran to the bathroom .

The angel group Sawada Tsunayoshi and Xiaobai looked at each other, and also followed quietly.

The four cats sat in a row at the door of the bathroom, staring at the mackerel held by Xiaoqian without blinking their eyes wide open.

"Today I will teach my friends how to cook a pot of authentic mackerel soup."

After adjusting the angle of the camera, Xiaoqian put the pot on the ground, passed both hands under the cat's armpit, and lifted it lightly, and Osamu Dazai was instantly pulled into a cat strip.

With a deadpan expression on his face, Osamu Dazai looked down at the cats at the door with unkind eyes.

Zhong Yuanzhong, who didn't care at all, almost died laughing.

"Meow!"

"Mackerel fish soup hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha——"

"Meow!"

"To shut up!"

Dazai's voice was ruthless.

"Meow!"

"A slug isn't even eligible to be eaten. What right do you, a dwarf among slugs, have to laugh at me?"

The Central Plains also exploded immediately.

"Meow!"

"How many times have I told you I'm still growing!!!"

The quarrel of the cats did not affect Xiaoqian at all. She hugged the cat and continued to explain.

"First prepare our ingredients, which is this beautiful mackerel."

Shaking Osamu Dazai in front of a camera, Xiaoqian carefully lifted him above the pot.

"Well, it seems that mackerel already knows what's going to happen. Before he struggles, let's quickly put him in the pot of boiling water."

Slowly lowering his hands, Osamu Dazai's jiojio also touched the water surface, without any resistance, he let the water in the pot gradually soak, and the whole cat got into the pot after a while.

Sitting in the pot, the water covered his chest, and the surroundings were blocked by the edge of the pot. Although he could no longer see the outside, Osamu Dazai could still clearly feel Nakahara Nakaya's strong laughter.

Why don't you laugh at him to death?

The fur on his upper body was also gradually soaked by the brushed water. Osamu Dazai raised his head, and saw besides Xiaoqian on the round pot wall above his head...a circle of cats surrounded him.

Yes, a circle of cat heads!Except for the timid one, Tsunayoshi Sawada, the remaining three all held the pot and stretched their necks to look in.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

"Meow."

"You guys are disgusting."

It's just a shower, haven't you seen it?Still watching?

"Meow~"

"Because it looks comfortable."

Xiaobai tilted his head, tentatively stretched out his claws into the pot, but Dazai beat him back.

"Meow!"

"If you want to wash yourself, there is plenty of water over there."

Saying that, Osamu Dazai stood up abruptly, pointed viciously at the toilet not far away, swung his wet hands vigorously by the side of the pot, the splashing water covered the faces of the three cats, and they could only go back to on the ground.

"Meow."

"Ah."

Glancing coldly at the recruited cat, Osamu Dazai made a mocking voice.

"Meow."

"I like watching other people's hentai take a bath!"

"Meow!"

"Do you think you have anything to look at?"

As soon as he wiped off the water on his face, Accelerator wanted to hit back with his backhand, but seeing the wet body of the other party and his clean paws, he paused and withdrew his hand.

Forget it, wait until the other side is clean before hitting, he doesn't want to get his hair wet.

Jumping directly to the washing machine beside him, he stared down at Osamu Dazai with his red eyes, and his voice was careless.

"Meow"

"It's just that your flea-like jumping around can barely be used as entertainment."

Accelerator didn't want to get his hair wet, so Zhong Yuanzhong had no scruples. He shook off the water on his body, quickly returned his hand, and slapped Osamu Dazai's cat's head with a slap.

"Meow!"

"You can't stop your mouth even in the shower!"

Osamu Dazai dodged the Meow Meow punch with a short body, sticking out his tongue in mockery.

"Meow~"

"Slightly slightly~I can't hit~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

This tm is too embarrassing!

"Stop taunting your brothers again, mackerel."

Seeing the eyes of the eldest son Chuya looking at the mackerel almost got angry, Xiaoqian hurriedly separated the two with his hands, and his voice was helpless.

"Are you an mt who is specially beaten? Don't forget that you are still injured. Be careful that your brothers will press you to the ground and beat you."

I admit that you are usually very flexible when you are a skin, and you can even escape a group of cats, but I don't think about whether your paws that are swollen into pig's hooves can take you to run.

Because... you are a three-legged cat now, mackerel!

"Meow~"

"Obviously they are rushing to get scolded."

What business does it matter to them if he takes a shower?One or two made him wish he could change back after taking a bath.

Withdrawing his tongue, Osamu Dazai moaned and chirped twice, but didn't make any more taunts.

How could he let himself be beaten casually?The ridicule is cool, in order not to get beaten up, of course I have to stay close to Xiaoqian!

Seeing that the mackerel's body was completely wet, Xiaoqian raised his hand and took out the shower gel, and wiped it carefully on the other's hair.

Because cats don’t need to bathe often and because of bankruptcy, the shower gel still smells of cherry blossoms and I haven’t had time to replace it. Other cats don’t seem to be able to accept this smell. I don’t know what will happen to mackerel.

The upper body, um, there was no movement, and the other party just shook his ears slightly, showing no intention of fleeing.

The following words...

The hand carrying the shower gel began to move downwards, and even Osamu Dazai couldn't help but froze his body wherever he passed. He lowered his head suddenly, and his pupils trembled instantly.

Isn't the place where the hand is placed a little... unhealthy?

The tail couldn't help being tightly wrapped around his side, seeing the eyes of all kinds of cats around him were extremely focused, Osamu Dazai maintained a seemingly calm posture, and quietly moved a step to the side.

however……

That hand changed to the same... position again...

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I don't think this will work!

The whole cat sat down on the bottom of the pot very simply, and Osamu Dazai grimaced, and finally felt the hand next to his leg disappear.

However, before he could breathe a sigh of relief, an extremely strong, indescribable feeling came from the base of his tail.

His legs softened involuntarily, and Osamu Dazai turned his head with difficulty, only to see Xiaoqian wiping the shower gel with a serious face, without the slightest awareness of where to wash.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I don't think this is even better! ! !

His legs were so weak that he couldn't help it, Osamu Dazai really wanted to ask for a quick solution, but Accelerator's gaze over his head made him swallow the words in his throat.

How could he admit defeat because of 'this matter'!

Turning his head tremblingly, Osamu Dazai tried his best to raise his chest and put on a look of 'I enjoy it very much'.

——In fact, if you ignore the excruciating feeling, taking a bath itself can be called a comfortable thing.

"Meow..."

"Dazai..."

Nakahara, who jumped onto the sink, watched the whole process of Osamu Dazai being wiped with shower gel, and couldn't help asking his soul.

"Meow."

"You are the hentai!"

There is no reaction to being washed like this. Could it be that you, Dazai, have experienced many battles and are no longer a pure body?

"Meow."

"Ah."

Resisting the embarrassment and raising his head firmly, Dazai Tongziji Ji didn't blush, and justly turned back.

"Meow."

"Do you think I'm a young chicken like you who would blush when a woman holds her hand?"

Central Plains·Chicken·Zhongye: "..."

You tm! ! ! !

Fortunately, the cat took a quick bath, and the shower gel was quickly wiped off. Xiaoqian washed it with water, and after a while, a wet but fragrant mackerel was wrapped in a towel and fresh out of the pan.

The hair dryer was running continuously, Dazai Osamu's entire cat was paralyzed on Xiaoqian's lap like a salted fish, but the most different thing was that there was a deep smell on his body that made some cats look very 'owed'. Hit 'feeling.

Squinting his eyes slightly, with an 'idiot' smile on the corner of his mouth, he was talking a word all over his body.

ah~enjoy~

Even seeing the displeased eyes of the opposite cat, he acted even harder.

Osamu Dazai: I just like the way you see me upset and unable to kill me~

Zhong Yuan Zhong also looked very indifferent.

It's decided, let's put on the sack later.

However, Zhongyuan Zhongye couldn't find a chance to attack at all. Dazai Osamu, who was blown away, followed Xiaoqian every step of the way, as if he was sticking to Xiaoqian to the end of time. Darkly squeezed out Fairy Bai who also wanted to cling to Xiaoqian.

Soon, it was time to sleep.

"I originally wanted to sleep with the fairy Bai today to cultivate a relationship, but now the mackerel looks like this..."

Aiming to check the opponent's injured right paw, which was still red and swollen, Xiaoqian touched the top of Osamu Dazai's head distressedly, and made a decision.

"Let's sleep in the bedroom with the mackerel too."

Otherwise, staying in the living room might not be beaten to death by Chuya.

Knowing deeply how much hatred Dazai had drawn, Xiaoqian carried Dazai to the bedroom and put him on the bed, then waved at Fairy Bai, and happily hugged Fairy Bai who came rushing, rushed at the door He waved his hand at the three cats.

"Chuyalucky Simba go to bed early too, good night~"

The lights in the living room were turned off, followed by the lights in the bedroom. The cats returned to their familiar places, and the huge room became silent.

Two hours later, a small sound suddenly came from the bedroom. Although the sound was extremely weak, it still couldn't escape the cat's perception.

The ears moved sensitively. In the darkness, the pure white cat raised its head and looked suspiciously at Osamu Dazai who jumped out of bed cautiously, lowering his voice.

"Meow?"

"What are you going to do, mackerel?"

"Meow~"

"Sleep with you... wait, what are you doing~"

Osamu Dazai turned his head, his eyes turned on Fairy Bai, and a thought suddenly popped into his mind.He also lowered his voice, and mysteriously extended an invitation to Fairy Bai.

"Meow~"

"I'm going to do something fun, are you coming?"