Fight wits with cat owners

In the darkness, the door of the bedroom was suddenly and quietly opened, and a crack in the door was so faintly visible.

The faint cat's eyes poked out from the gap, observing the scene outside.

It was quiet.

But it was only temporary, Osamu Dazai clearly knew how sensitive those people in the living room were.

Looking at Dazai Osamu who was still lying beside the door, Xiaobai behind him wagged his tail and sounded suspicious.

"Meow?"

"Aren't we going out?"

"Meow."

"Cooperate with my actions later."

Withdrawing his gaze, Osamu Dazai turned around and ordered.

"Meow?"

"Who will stop whoever wakes up?"

"Meow~"

"Understand~"

No longer paying attention to Xiaobai, Osamu Dazai gently pushed open the door and squeezed out from the crack.

The seemingly quiet living room is actually very dangerous. There are not only level-keeper monsters like slugs who are always in the way, but also a violent monster like Fang Tongxing who doesn't move but is very honest.

As for Sawada Tsunayoshi?He's not even a mob :)

The soft pad of flesh fell to the floor without the slightest sound. Although one paw was injured, it did not affect Osamu Dazai's actions.

after all……

Isn't standing upright and walking on hind legs also walking?

With silent steps, Osamu Dazai moved forward quickly, aiming at the refrigerator.He could see clearly that Xiaoqian had two crabs left!

Two!

Quietly came to the refrigerator, just when Osamu Dazai raised his paw to open the refrigerator door, a voice suddenly sounded in the darkness.

"Meow."

"What are you doing sneakily?"

The half-stretched paws suddenly stopped, Osamu Dazai turned his head with a calm face, and the paws that stopped quickly pressed against the door of the refrigerator.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, you have to know that it is always very tempting for a person to eat this kind of food."

With a strong claw, the door on the bottom floor of the refrigerator was opened, and Dazai Osamu jumped on the door in relay, and opened the refrigerated area above.

The orange light in the refrigerator came on, and Osamu Dazai lowered his head with a bright and seductive smile.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, I'm afraid you haven't eaten anything other than cat food and cat rice for half a year?"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

It has to be said that Osamu Dazai's words hit Chuya Nakahara's heart instantly, even though he was not a greedy person, but he had been eating cat food without salt for half a year, even if Xiaoqian really cooked it very well. It was delicious, but sometimes he really wanted to grab a handful of seasoning and put it in his mouth to feel the long-lost taste.

"Meow!"

"no!"

Zhong Yuanzhong also shook his head, rebutting with difficulty.

"Meow."

"It doesn't matter if you want to steal it!"

Don't think I don't know, you are just the crab that Qian Xiaoqian didn't finish eating!

With a tut, Osamu Dazai narrowed his eyes slightly, raised his paw to signal Nakahara Chuya to look at the kitchen.

"Meow~"

"I saw wine in the kitchen~"

Zhongyuan Zhong also froze.

"Meow?"

"……liquor?"

"Meow~"

"That's right, it's right next to the salt shaker~"

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

Damn, good, good temptation!His mouth has been pale for half a year... No way!Nakahara Chuya, you can't be fooled by mackerel, it's wrong to steal it!

Taking a deep breath, Chuya Nakahara gritted his teeth, using his arduous willpower to prepare to reject Osamu Dazai.

"Even if it's wine, I won't..."

Before he could finish speaking, Osamu Dazai, who was standing on the refrigerator door, had already jumped down. He ran into the kitchen and jumped onto the counter, and found the bottle of liquor marked "Longquanchun".

He looked at Nakahara Chuya who was chasing him to the kitchen, smiled slightly, and opened the bottle cap directly.

In an instant, a scent of wine rushed out from the small outlet, tempting Chuya Nakahara's nerves.

Different from Japanese sake or European and American wines, it has the aroma of cellaring, elegant and elegant, like a mature girl who passes you by on the street, but leaves behind her long-lasting perfume taste.

Zhongye's sanity is suffering.

The smell of wine kept tempting his rationality, but he knew in his heart that such behavior was bad and Xiaoqian would not tolerate it.

"Meow~"

"Chuya, what are you waiting for?"

As if the voice of a demon was constantly bewitching Nakahara Chuya's precarious rationality, seeing the opponent wavering, Osamu Dazai tilted his head, hugged the wine bottle and poured it slightly, and the transparent wine just flowed from the mouth of the bottle to the table .

Central Plains Chuya:! ! !

The taste of the wine became stronger in an instant. Seeing that Osamu Dazai didn't want to stop at all, Nakahara Chuya jumped up on the stage and stopped quickly.

"Meow!"

"stop!"

Raising his hand to straighten the wine bottle, Zhong Yuan Zhong also glared at him.

"Meow!"

"How can you be so wasteful!"

Dazai Osamu: "..."

I thought you had so much perseverance...

"Meow~"

"Then leave it to you to solve~"

Leaping off the stage lightly, Osamu Dazai flicked his tail with a brisk voice.

"Meow~"

"It's all poured out anyway, it's up to you whether you drink it or not~"

Leaving the tangled Nakahara in the kitchen, Osamu Dazai walked out of the kitchen and looked towards the refrigerator.As expected, Accelerator, the door-blocking monster, was standing at the door of the refrigerator.

The footsteps did not stop at all, Dazai Osamu was still walking forward.

"Meow~"

"Would you like to join Accelerator?"

"Meow!"

"Who joins you?"

There was malice in the red eyes, Accelerator looked at Osamu Dazai as if he was looking at a sandbag.

It's still the kind of delivery to your door to find a taxi.

"Meow."

"But you've given me a reason to beat you up."

Even if there is no reason for this person in front of him, it doesn't prevent him from wanting to kill him, but because of Xiaoqian, if he is really beaten to death, he can't beat him for no reason.

So now is a good time, isn't it?

A wanton smile curled up on the corner of his mouth, and a frenzied killing intent began to emerge from Fang Accelerator's body.

Do you really think he didn't do anything on weekdays?Although it was only a few fights, coupled with his daily observations, he had already calculated tens of thousands of ways in his mind.

Today, I must beat this flea named Osamu Dazai to find his teeth all over the floor!

"Meow~"

"Accelerator, don't you have any ideas?"

Unmoved by Accelerator's aura in front of him, Osamu Dazai's footsteps finally stopped at a safe distance of five steps away from Accelerator.He raised his paw meaningfully and pointed to the opened refrigerator, his voice was quiet.

"Meow~"

"Look at what's inside, aren't you tempted?"

"Meow?"

"Motivated?"

Accelerator sneered disdainfully.

"Meow."

"how is this possible?"

Even if he wants to drink coffee and think of hallucinations, it is impossible for him to fall into the tricks of this flea!

"Meow?"

"No? Not at all, is it?"

Dazai Osamu's eyes carried a calmness that knew everything, and a dark color settled in the depths of his iris-colored pupils.

"Meow."

"Let me think about it, yogurt, jelly, fruit, soda, coffee..."

After a series of names, Accelerator remained indifferent until Osamu Dazai pronounced the word 'coffee'. In Accelerator's pupils that were only slightly constricted, Osamu Dazai confirmed his guess.

"Meow."

"I see. What you like is coffee. Why don't you look up? There are some in it."

One way:"……"

It's just coffee, so what if he doesn't drink it?

At this moment, Sawada Tsunayoshi's submissive voice suddenly came from the sofa beside him.

"Ow?"

"Senior Dazai, Senior Fang, this is not good, is it?"

Weakly showing his head, Tsunayoshi Sawada carefully looked at the two seniors who were confronting each other in front of the refrigerator, trying to persuade them to fight.

"Ow?"

"Stealing is not good, and stealing the snacks that Xiaoqian put in the refrigerator is even more..."

Before he finished speaking, he was suddenly interrupted by Osamu Dazai.

"Meow."

"Xiao Gangji, you have eaten cat food and cat food for such a long time, so you don't want snacks at all?"

Kokichi Sawada:"……"

think……

But I can't even think about it!It's not my own home, so I can eat whatever I want, it's already very good for Xiaoqian to take them in, so it's too much to steal snacks from others, right?

"Meow."

"Think about that little guy in Chuya."

Osamu Dazai changed his tone and seduced Sawada Tsunayoshi.

"Meow."

"He's been eating cat food for half a year, and he hasn't had a bite of something with a taste until now. How long will it be like this? Can you only eat food without taste for a year or two?"

"Aw, ow?"

"One, one or two years???"

Sawada Tsunayoshi couldn't help raising his voice with a dazed look on his face.

"Ow!"

"impossible!"

In one or two years, no matter how easy his mother is to cheat, she won't be able to cheat her!

"Meow~"

"It's been half a year, and one is two years away?"

Dazai Osamu's voice was serious as he flicked Sawada Tsunayoshi seriously.He was talking to both Tsunayoshi Sawada and Accelerator.

"Meow."

"So today is an opportunity. If you miss this time, you may not know when the next time will be."

The innocent and easy-to-deceive Tsunayoshi Sawada fell into deep thought, and even Accelerator froze in place. Osamu Dazai took the opportunity to jump lightly, and managed to climb onto the upper shelf of the refrigerator after a few relays.

The delicious crab was close at hand, Osamu Dazai sucked his saliva, barely resisted the temptation, and pulled other things.

Looking at the angle, with a wave of one hand, a can of Nescafe flew out of the refrigerator, and fell on the nearby sofa with a bang.

After going back and forth several times, several things have also fallen on the sofa.Looking at his masterpiece, Osamu Dazai nodded in satisfaction and jumped off the refrigerator.

"Meow."

"Come, come, you're welcome to eat together."

Jumping onto the sofa, he greeted all the cats quite "generously", Osamu Dazai embraced the box containing the crabs, smiling brightly.

"Meow~"

"Everyone eat more~"

Of course he knew that there was no way to hide his actions, after all the cameras on the wall were not just decorations.

But after all, the so-called "the law does not blame the public", it is too eye-catching for him to do this kind of thing alone, but if everyone is an accomplice, then it is another matter.

Obediently jumping onto the coffee table, Xiaobai looked worriedly at the various snacks on the sofa, with worry in his voice.

"Meow?"

"This is the interesting thing you said, mackerel? Will we be punished by Xiaoqian?"

"Meow?"

"how come?"

Osamu Dazai's conscience fooled Xiaobai without the slightest pain.

"Meow."

"Try it, you must have never eaten it before, it is very delicious."

Looking at Xiaobai's dubious expression, Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, and he was ready to entrap him.

"Meow."

"Otherwise, you can go up and look in the refrigerator yourself, and just take whatever you like."

It has been in the refrigerator, that is the culprit of the real hammer!

Xiaobai tilted his head and turned to look at the refrigerator.

"Meow?"

"Can I do it too? It feels like a lot of things are very interesting."

"Meow~"

"of course can."

Dazai smiled brightly.

"Meow~"

"Take whatever you like~"

The cats in the living room were having a "carnival", but Xiaoqian in the room didn't know what was going on outside. She raised her hand and rubbed her eyes dimly.

There was no cat's shallow breath beside her, Xiao Qian turned her head, and the cat that was supposed to be sleeping on the bed had disappeared at this time.

Looking blankly at the door, with the half-open door, she knew clearly that it was the cat who opened the door by itself.

open the door...

go to the toilet?Mackerel won't be beaten!

Waking up in an instant, Xiaoqian quickly got up and rushed towards the living room.

The fluffy carpet cut off the sound of walking. The moment the bedroom door was opened, Xiaoqian looked at the scene in the living room and felt unable to turn around.

Wait, what's up with my open fridge?Why are there so many snacks on the sofa?Mackerel what are you doing?Fuck my crab! ! !