Fight wits with cat owners
Chapter 71
Arrange the crabs on the pot, and as time passed, the aroma gradually wafted in the kitchen. After waiting for a few ten minutes, the original blue crabs turned into a striking red.
It's ready to eat.
Manually pulled out four bowls of crab meat mixed with chicken breast meat, Xiaoqian put them one by one by the wall, and then took the bowl with chicken breast meat and the crab marked with the culprit to the sofa, looking weak and pitiful A helpless but edible mackerel with a lilting voice.
"Come to mackerel, mom will show you how to tear crabs by hand."
Saying that, Xiaoqian sat on the sofa, and directly opened the crab in front of Osamu Dazai.
"Meow~"
"Although it looks very happy, but..."
Glancing at the cat in the corner that had already begun to enjoy the delicious food, Osamu Dazai looked at Xiaoqian who was still slowly removing the crab as if he wanted him to see the process clearly, and felt as unbearable as if he had been caught by a cat.
His eyes staring at the crab were almost green, and he wished he could swallow the whole crab into his mouth in one gulp.
"Meow!"
"Can you give me a bowl to eat first?"
You can see it but you can't eat it, and you even have to watch others eat it!Is this really punishing the crab and not me? ? ?
As for the chicken breasts…
Who cares about mere chicken breasts when there are crabs!nonexistent!He wants to eat crabs until he is full!
"Does the mackerel feel happy too?"
Seeing the cat next to him staring at the crab in his hand, Xiao Qian removed a piece of crab meat and brought it to the mackerel's mouth.
"come--"
It is a fool not to eat!
Ah Wu took a bite of the crab meat that Xiaoqian fed to his mouth, feeling the long-lost deliciousness in his mouth, Osamu Dazai was very moved.
It's a crab!This is a crab!God knows how he got here without crabs!
"Don't worry, it's all yours."
The feeling of feeding the cat was very good, and Xiaoqian felt that she was a little addicted. Seeing that Osamu Dazai swallowed it, she removed another piece of crab meat and sent it to the other party's mouth again.
Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to open his mouth and bite it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A series of half crabs entered the stomach, Xiaoqian looked down at the cat who was still staring at herself with shining eyes... the crab in his hand hesitated for a moment and continued to open the shell.
Anyway, it's just this meal, it shouldn't matter if you eat a little more.
At this time, the cats who had finished their portion of food all returned to their positions contentedly, but their eyes all looked at Dazai Osamu who was enjoying Xiaoqian's feeding like an uncle, with complicated expressions.
Osamu Dazai, who was watched by many eyes, not only did not feel embarrassed at all, he even flicked his tail leisurely, his face was full of comfort, and he was sending out a message inside and out.
Beauty feeding, how?Haven't the bumpkins enjoyed it?
The 'bumpkin' cat fairy Bai who had never enjoyed it made a sound of envy.
"Meow~"
"I also want to be fed by Xiaoqian."
Kokichi Sawada:! ! !
Turning his head with a swipe, Sawada Tsunayoshi stared dumbfounded at the very real envy on Xiaobai's face, wishing he could immediately press his shoulder and shake it vigorously.
"Ow!"
"Senior Xiaobai, wake up! You are wrong to think so!"
This is your illusion!Just because you've lost your memory, it doesn't mean you're a real cat!In case you regain your memory one day, you might be ashamed to be autistic!
"Meow~"
"What's wrong?"
Looking suspiciously at Tsunayoshi Sawada who discouraged him, Xiaobai didn't understand.
"Meow~"
"I also want to have a good relationship with Xiaoqian. Isn't the relationship between cats and people just about kissing and hugging?"
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly felt that he was speechless. He thought carefully about the people and cats he had seen getting along with each other, and found that what the other party said seemed...is there really nothing wrong?
its not right!The point is that they are not cats at all!How can you kiss, touch and hug!
"Ow!"
"Senior Xiaobai can't! You will regret it in the future!"
You can tell from the body shape that the senior is definitely the biggest one among all the people. You must know that the older you get, the more hentai-like you will be!
Senior, you can't just walk on the path of no return like a hentai!
"Ow!"
"Trust me, Senior White!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi persuaded Xiaobai earnestly.
"Ow!"
"This is really inappropriate!"
"Meow~"
"Huh? But the mackerel has already been fed by Xiaoqian, what's inappropriate?"
Xiaobai looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi calmly.
"Meow~"
"I don't know what to regret. Whether I will regret it in the future is also a matter of the future, at least for now..."
His gaze hardened.
"Meow~"
"I only know that I want to get close to Xiaoqian, and I want to get acquainted with Xiaoqian faster."
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
This, how can he refute it like this!
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who didn't know how to dispel Xiaobai's thoughts at all, could only watch the other party go to Xiaoqian's side step by step, and then directly posted it, saying embarrassing words without shame.
"Meow~"
"Feed me too~"
Sawada Tsunayoshi: ah ah ah ah ah otz
"Fairy White?"
While feeding the mackerel, Fairy Bai suddenly stuck it up softly. Xiaoqian looked down at the white cat that was rubbing against her arm, and the crab meat that had just been removed was in mid-air.
Then it was taken away by the fairy Bai_(:3∠)_
Osamu Dazai:! ! !
what happened?This is my crab!It's my crab! ! !
His eyes sharpened in an instant, his kite-colored pupils fixed on Xiaobai who not only snatched his crab meat, but also shamelessly rubbed against Xiaoqian, Dazai Osamu began to exude a bright murderous aura.
However, Xiaoqian was also fascinated by the insidious and cunning black fairy Bai.
"Oh, Fairy Bai is not full?"
Wiping her right hand on a paper towel, Xiao Qian reached out and touched Xiao Bai's stomach.
"It's bulging, are you full?"
Very frankly, Xiaobai rubbed his head against Xiaoqian to get his hand, his voice was still soft and rising.
"Meow~"
"Because I also want Xiaoqian to feed me."
Osamu Dazai:! ! !
Ah!Put on a show!
However, Xiaoqian just couldn't see through it, and even bowed his head happily to rua cat.
"Fairy Bai is so cute, let mom give her a kiss! mua~"
A sip of kiss directly rua to the tip of the sensitive ear, even thinking about Xiaoqian kissing and hugging Xiaobai, his cheeks could not help but turn a little red.
Different from what he imagined, in his opinion, he should feel very sweet and happy now, but when this kind of interaction really happened, he felt at a loss in his heart that he didn't know where to put his eyes.
And, besides, her face is hot, her ears are also touched, and her head is a little dizzy, is she going to be sick?
The fairy's fair face was like autumn water, her eyes shone with shyness, and the whole meow looked like a young girl Huaichun (?), which made Osamu Dazai gnash his teeth after witnessing all this.
Grab the revenge of the crab, seize the hatred of the thousand!
Well, you Fairy Bai, you are really scheming!
Wishing to shoot the opponent into a sieve with his eyes, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath and tried to calm down.
Just let you see the gap in status between us!
"Meow~~~"
"Xiao Qian~~~"
A meow is melodious and melodious, not only with a coquettish softness, but also a very obvious smell of grievance.
Let Xiaoqian, who is addicted to cat smoking, react immediately.
"Mackerel? What's wrong?"
His eyes shifted from the fairy Bai on the right to the mackerel on the left, looking at the resentful eyes of the other party, Xiaoqian felt a little guilty for a moment.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the mackerel still needs to eat, so mom will continue to chop it for you!"
After stroking Xiao Bai's fur, Xiao Qian stretched out his hand to remove the crab again, and quickly removed a large piece of crab meat.
"Come on, eat the mackerel quickly."
Staring straight at Xiaoqian who was a little guilty, he looked down at the delicious crab meat exuding a burst of fragrance from his mouth, Osamu Dazai was entangled in his heart, and decided to eat it first.
As for the backbone... No, of course crab meat is preferred!Backbone is nothing compared to crabs!What's more, if I don't eat it, I will be cheap, this insidious and cunning fairy Bai?
Ahhh, biting off the crab meat, Osamu Dazai stared murderously at Xiao Bai who was still sticking to Xiaoqian, chewing the crab meat even more forcefully in his mouth, as if he was chewing the opponent's meat fiercely.
What are you looking at?Still want to grab my crab?I tell you no way!There are no windows!
Not paying any attention to Dazai's vicious gaze, Xiaobai just tilted his head, and then lay contentedly beside Xiaoqian's legs.
Obviously you didn't do anything?Why does the mackerel look so angry?
but……
Blinking his eyes briskly, Xiao Bai's mind was wandering thinking about out of tune things.
The mackerel looks so funny!
A whole crab went into Osamu Dazai's stomach, and the chicken breast in the bowl remained intact.Smacking his lips with unfinished intentions, Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at Xiaoqian with shining expectant eyes.
It's full of words.
Another one!please! ! !
however--
"that's not allowed."
Stretching out his hand to block Osamu Dazai's longing eyes, Xiaoqian pushed the bowl towards him again, vetoing it.
"Cats can't eat seafood, not to mention you've already eaten a lot of mackerel. If you're not full, eat chicken."
Osamu Dazai:? ? ?
No!Can't!I do not accept!
With his uninjured left paw, he pulled Chien's hand covering his eyes, and Osamu Dazai earnestly begged.
"Meow!"
"I can eat ten more! Use crabs to support me! I can!"
However, Xiaoqian, who still couldn't understand cat language, got up calmly.
"Eat, eat, it's my turn after you finish eating."
It is not easy for her to feed the cat first every time she eats!
Watching helplessly as Xiaoqian went to the kitchen and began to cook crabs again, steamed minced garlic and stir-fried spicy, a pungent smell rushed straight into the living room, even making the cats who had just finished eating salivate involuntarily.
Fragrant, so fragrant!
Swallowing down his saliva, Osamu Dazai looked down at the tasteless chicken breast in the bowl, and suddenly felt tasteless.
Having enjoyed the delicacy of crabs, even with such a fragrant smell wafting from the tip of the nose, who can eat chicken breasts without salt?
Not long after, all the crabs in the kitchen were finished, and there were all kinds of flavors. Xiaoqian put the crabs in the living room, and ate them bite by bite in front of all the cats.
All Meows: "..."
I can't take it anymore, the taste is too fragrant!Especially the fried one!Also put spicy!This taste is too exciting!
With a groan, the youngest Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't resist the temptation of the fragrance that filled the living room. He looked around frantically and ran straight to the balcony.
Let him feel the wind outside!He can't control it anymore! ! !
The second one who gave up resistance was Nakahara Chuya. He pressed his forehead weakly, and ran to the balcony with the same footsteps.
He misses red wine, really!
The fairy Bai, who didn't know why, blinked suspiciously, and looked at the immovable side on the cat climbing frame, Accelerator.
"Meow~"
"Lucky, aren't you running?"
"Meow?"
"run?"
Looking down at Fairy Bai from a high position, Accelerator's face was full of arrogance.
How could he do such a thing as escape?Even though the taste was so damn sweet that he had already swallowed several mouthfuls, but Accelerator's dictionary didn't have the option of escaping!
Even if he was choked to death by saliva, he wouldn't run away!
Osamu Dazai, who was the only one who was not full, stared at the delicious crabs on the dining table, sucked his saliva, and started his own little jiujiu in his heart.
By the way, Xiaoqian can't eat so many crabs by himself, so in order not to cause unnecessary waste, why don't he ask Osamu Dazai to help solve it tonight?
It's ready to eat.
Manually pulled out four bowls of crab meat mixed with chicken breast meat, Xiaoqian put them one by one by the wall, and then took the bowl with chicken breast meat and the crab marked with the culprit to the sofa, looking weak and pitiful A helpless but edible mackerel with a lilting voice.
"Come to mackerel, mom will show you how to tear crabs by hand."
Saying that, Xiaoqian sat on the sofa, and directly opened the crab in front of Osamu Dazai.
"Meow~"
"Although it looks very happy, but..."
Glancing at the cat in the corner that had already begun to enjoy the delicious food, Osamu Dazai looked at Xiaoqian who was still slowly removing the crab as if he wanted him to see the process clearly, and felt as unbearable as if he had been caught by a cat.
His eyes staring at the crab were almost green, and he wished he could swallow the whole crab into his mouth in one gulp.
"Meow!"
"Can you give me a bowl to eat first?"
You can see it but you can't eat it, and you even have to watch others eat it!Is this really punishing the crab and not me? ? ?
As for the chicken breasts…
Who cares about mere chicken breasts when there are crabs!nonexistent!He wants to eat crabs until he is full!
"Does the mackerel feel happy too?"
Seeing the cat next to him staring at the crab in his hand, Xiao Qian removed a piece of crab meat and brought it to the mackerel's mouth.
"come--"
It is a fool not to eat!
Ah Wu took a bite of the crab meat that Xiaoqian fed to his mouth, feeling the long-lost deliciousness in his mouth, Osamu Dazai was very moved.
It's a crab!This is a crab!God knows how he got here without crabs!
"Don't worry, it's all yours."
The feeling of feeding the cat was very good, and Xiaoqian felt that she was a little addicted. Seeing that Osamu Dazai swallowed it, she removed another piece of crab meat and sent it to the other party's mouth again.
Osamu Dazai couldn't wait to open his mouth and bite it.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
A series of half crabs entered the stomach, Xiaoqian looked down at the cat who was still staring at herself with shining eyes... the crab in his hand hesitated for a moment and continued to open the shell.
Anyway, it's just this meal, it shouldn't matter if you eat a little more.
At this time, the cats who had finished their portion of food all returned to their positions contentedly, but their eyes all looked at Dazai Osamu who was enjoying Xiaoqian's feeding like an uncle, with complicated expressions.
Osamu Dazai, who was watched by many eyes, not only did not feel embarrassed at all, he even flicked his tail leisurely, his face was full of comfort, and he was sending out a message inside and out.
Beauty feeding, how?Haven't the bumpkins enjoyed it?
The 'bumpkin' cat fairy Bai who had never enjoyed it made a sound of envy.
"Meow~"
"I also want to be fed by Xiaoqian."
Kokichi Sawada:! ! !
Turning his head with a swipe, Sawada Tsunayoshi stared dumbfounded at the very real envy on Xiaobai's face, wishing he could immediately press his shoulder and shake it vigorously.
"Ow!"
"Senior Xiaobai, wake up! You are wrong to think so!"
This is your illusion!Just because you've lost your memory, it doesn't mean you're a real cat!In case you regain your memory one day, you might be ashamed to be autistic!
"Meow~"
"What's wrong?"
Looking suspiciously at Tsunayoshi Sawada who discouraged him, Xiaobai didn't understand.
"Meow~"
"I also want to have a good relationship with Xiaoqian. Isn't the relationship between cats and people just about kissing and hugging?"
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
Sawada Tsunayoshi suddenly felt that he was speechless. He thought carefully about the people and cats he had seen getting along with each other, and found that what the other party said seemed...is there really nothing wrong?
its not right!The point is that they are not cats at all!How can you kiss, touch and hug!
"Ow!"
"Senior Xiaobai can't! You will regret it in the future!"
You can tell from the body shape that the senior is definitely the biggest one among all the people. You must know that the older you get, the more hentai-like you will be!
Senior, you can't just walk on the path of no return like a hentai!
"Ow!"
"Trust me, Senior White!"
Sawada Tsunayoshi persuaded Xiaobai earnestly.
"Ow!"
"This is really inappropriate!"
"Meow~"
"Huh? But the mackerel has already been fed by Xiaoqian, what's inappropriate?"
Xiaobai looked at Sawada Tsunayoshi calmly.
"Meow~"
"I don't know what to regret. Whether I will regret it in the future is also a matter of the future, at least for now..."
His gaze hardened.
"Meow~"
"I only know that I want to get close to Xiaoqian, and I want to get acquainted with Xiaoqian faster."
Kokichi Sawada:"……"
This, how can he refute it like this!
Sawada Tsunayoshi, who didn't know how to dispel Xiaobai's thoughts at all, could only watch the other party go to Xiaoqian's side step by step, and then directly posted it, saying embarrassing words without shame.
"Meow~"
"Feed me too~"
Sawada Tsunayoshi: ah ah ah ah ah otz
"Fairy White?"
While feeding the mackerel, Fairy Bai suddenly stuck it up softly. Xiaoqian looked down at the white cat that was rubbing against her arm, and the crab meat that had just been removed was in mid-air.
Then it was taken away by the fairy Bai_(:3∠)_
Osamu Dazai:! ! !
what happened?This is my crab!It's my crab! ! !
His eyes sharpened in an instant, his kite-colored pupils fixed on Xiaobai who not only snatched his crab meat, but also shamelessly rubbed against Xiaoqian, Dazai Osamu began to exude a bright murderous aura.
However, Xiaoqian was also fascinated by the insidious and cunning black fairy Bai.
"Oh, Fairy Bai is not full?"
Wiping her right hand on a paper towel, Xiao Qian reached out and touched Xiao Bai's stomach.
"It's bulging, are you full?"
Very frankly, Xiaobai rubbed his head against Xiaoqian to get his hand, his voice was still soft and rising.
"Meow~"
"Because I also want Xiaoqian to feed me."
Osamu Dazai:! ! !
Ah!Put on a show!
However, Xiaoqian just couldn't see through it, and even bowed his head happily to rua cat.
"Fairy Bai is so cute, let mom give her a kiss! mua~"
A sip of kiss directly rua to the tip of the sensitive ear, even thinking about Xiaoqian kissing and hugging Xiaobai, his cheeks could not help but turn a little red.
Different from what he imagined, in his opinion, he should feel very sweet and happy now, but when this kind of interaction really happened, he felt at a loss in his heart that he didn't know where to put his eyes.
And, besides, her face is hot, her ears are also touched, and her head is a little dizzy, is she going to be sick?
The fairy's fair face was like autumn water, her eyes shone with shyness, and the whole meow looked like a young girl Huaichun (?), which made Osamu Dazai gnash his teeth after witnessing all this.
Grab the revenge of the crab, seize the hatred of the thousand!
Well, you Fairy Bai, you are really scheming!
Wishing to shoot the opponent into a sieve with his eyes, Osamu Dazai took a deep breath and tried to calm down.
Just let you see the gap in status between us!
"Meow~~~"
"Xiao Qian~~~"
A meow is melodious and melodious, not only with a coquettish softness, but also a very obvious smell of grievance.
Let Xiaoqian, who is addicted to cat smoking, react immediately.
"Mackerel? What's wrong?"
His eyes shifted from the fairy Bai on the right to the mackerel on the left, looking at the resentful eyes of the other party, Xiaoqian felt a little guilty for a moment.
"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, the mackerel still needs to eat, so mom will continue to chop it for you!"
After stroking Xiao Bai's fur, Xiao Qian stretched out his hand to remove the crab again, and quickly removed a large piece of crab meat.
"Come on, eat the mackerel quickly."
Staring straight at Xiaoqian who was a little guilty, he looked down at the delicious crab meat exuding a burst of fragrance from his mouth, Osamu Dazai was entangled in his heart, and decided to eat it first.
As for the backbone... No, of course crab meat is preferred!Backbone is nothing compared to crabs!What's more, if I don't eat it, I will be cheap, this insidious and cunning fairy Bai?
Ahhh, biting off the crab meat, Osamu Dazai stared murderously at Xiao Bai who was still sticking to Xiaoqian, chewing the crab meat even more forcefully in his mouth, as if he was chewing the opponent's meat fiercely.
What are you looking at?Still want to grab my crab?I tell you no way!There are no windows!
Not paying any attention to Dazai's vicious gaze, Xiaobai just tilted his head, and then lay contentedly beside Xiaoqian's legs.
Obviously you didn't do anything?Why does the mackerel look so angry?
but……
Blinking his eyes briskly, Xiao Bai's mind was wandering thinking about out of tune things.
The mackerel looks so funny!
A whole crab went into Osamu Dazai's stomach, and the chicken breast in the bowl remained intact.Smacking his lips with unfinished intentions, Osamu Dazai raised his head and looked at Xiaoqian with shining expectant eyes.
It's full of words.
Another one!please! ! !
however--
"that's not allowed."
Stretching out his hand to block Osamu Dazai's longing eyes, Xiaoqian pushed the bowl towards him again, vetoing it.
"Cats can't eat seafood, not to mention you've already eaten a lot of mackerel. If you're not full, eat chicken."
Osamu Dazai:? ? ?
No!Can't!I do not accept!
With his uninjured left paw, he pulled Chien's hand covering his eyes, and Osamu Dazai earnestly begged.
"Meow!"
"I can eat ten more! Use crabs to support me! I can!"
However, Xiaoqian, who still couldn't understand cat language, got up calmly.
"Eat, eat, it's my turn after you finish eating."
It is not easy for her to feed the cat first every time she eats!
Watching helplessly as Xiaoqian went to the kitchen and began to cook crabs again, steamed minced garlic and stir-fried spicy, a pungent smell rushed straight into the living room, even making the cats who had just finished eating salivate involuntarily.
Fragrant, so fragrant!
Swallowing down his saliva, Osamu Dazai looked down at the tasteless chicken breast in the bowl, and suddenly felt tasteless.
Having enjoyed the delicacy of crabs, even with such a fragrant smell wafting from the tip of the nose, who can eat chicken breasts without salt?
Not long after, all the crabs in the kitchen were finished, and there were all kinds of flavors. Xiaoqian put the crabs in the living room, and ate them bite by bite in front of all the cats.
All Meows: "..."
I can't take it anymore, the taste is too fragrant!Especially the fried one!Also put spicy!This taste is too exciting!
With a groan, the youngest Tsunayoshi Sawada couldn't resist the temptation of the fragrance that filled the living room. He looked around frantically and ran straight to the balcony.
Let him feel the wind outside!He can't control it anymore! ! !
The second one who gave up resistance was Nakahara Chuya. He pressed his forehead weakly, and ran to the balcony with the same footsteps.
He misses red wine, really!
The fairy Bai, who didn't know why, blinked suspiciously, and looked at the immovable side on the cat climbing frame, Accelerator.
"Meow~"
"Lucky, aren't you running?"
"Meow?"
"run?"
Looking down at Fairy Bai from a high position, Accelerator's face was full of arrogance.
How could he do such a thing as escape?Even though the taste was so damn sweet that he had already swallowed several mouthfuls, but Accelerator's dictionary didn't have the option of escaping!
Even if he was choked to death by saliva, he wouldn't run away!
Osamu Dazai, who was the only one who was not full, stared at the delicious crabs on the dining table, sucked his saliva, and started his own little jiujiu in his heart.
By the way, Xiaoqian can't eat so many crabs by himself, so in order not to cause unnecessary waste, why don't he ask Osamu Dazai to help solve it tonight?
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